10-02-2009, 07:50 AM
The Academy is back were we left off sorry about locking the original post but from now on this will continue until the final duel.
----------Sunday Morning------
It's a bright Sunday morning where the birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming and everything is peaceful just then however the shouting of an anxious duelist broke the peacefulness and turned it into a loud disturbance.
"TOM, TOM!!! Wake up buddy today's the day we make our mark in dueling WAKE UP!!!"
As Tom woke up he was startled by the loud noise his friend was making and as he rose from his bed he nearly lost his footing.
"Geez Albus do you really have to make so much racket?" Tom said Angrilly.
"I'm sorry Tom it's just that you know I've waited my whole life for this day and so have you, im just excited is all." Albus apoligized.
"Today? What's so special about today?" Tom asked in confusion.
"What you forgot already? Man you're really sleepy in the mornings you should know that today's the day that we leave for Duel Academy!"
"Oh yes that's right I knew that just let me get dressed and grab my Deck and duel disk and we'll leave for the docs." Tom explained.
"What about breakfast? Won't you get hungry?" said Albus.
"Pfft are you kidding I hardly ever get hungry i've got a stomach like a machine!" Tom said in a joke like way.
"Ok just don't tell me that your hungry on the boat I'll go wait outside for you." After Albus said that he left Tom's room and waited outside just like he said he would.
Once Tom got dressed he grabbed his deck and duel disk and walked to the docs with Albus and they boarded the ship off to Duel Academy.
-------While on the Boat---------
There's a gentle breeze of sea air on the main deck of the ship where Tom is standing everything is peaceful again. However Tom isn't feeling so peaceful he just feels pale Albus then walks up to Tom and taps him on the shoulder.
"Hey Tom the captain said it'll be another few hours until we reach Duel Academy so what you wanna do to kill the time?"
"I think im gonna be sick..." Tom said sickenly.
"Was it something I said? Hahaha." Albus said while amusing himself.
"Yes it was I think you were right I should have eaten breakfast before we left and now this sea breeze is making me feel like barfing."
"I think your just over-reacting or just hungry well don't worry there's a buffet in the dining room c'mon lets go eat."
Albus practically pushes Tom to the room because he is so sick but when they get inside the room the smell of delicious food brings Tom back to life and in seconds he is over at the food table and scoffs his face with food.
--------A few Hours Later--------
"Attention everyone, we have just reached the Duel Academy please grab your gear and board the ship in a single file line." said the captain over his speakers. However the only thing everyone listens to is grab their things as they all rush out of the ship like the 1st person out gets a Mokey Mokey.
"Man it was like armageddon trying to get out of that ship." Albus said to Tom.
"Yea well at least were past that ordeal now where do we go?" Tom asked Albus.
"Hmm well we are placed into Ra Yellow so go to the dorm and Chillax?"
Albus suggested.
"Sounds like a plan! Hey there's a sign over there it says Ra Yellow dorm this way lets go in that direction." Tom told Albus and they followed the directions but however the way they went wasn't to the Ra dorm...
"Wait a minute I don't think this is the Ra Yellow dorm it's all huge and Blue..." Albus said with a bad feeling.
"Yea me too I think we were tricked." Tom said to Albus but before they could even say or do anything a voice was heard.
"Hey what are these noobs doing at the Obelisk Blue dorm?" said a mysterious voice.
"Noob's? You're calling us NOOB'S?" Tom said Angrilly.
"Yea ya noob i'm calling you a noob and your friend is a noob to!" said the voice again.
"Well why don't you duel me ya jerk!" Tom said in defence.
"Tom I think we better go these guys are tough." Albus told Tom.
"I don't care Albus they called us noobs and I bet I could beat this guy." Tom replied.
"Aww the wittle noob wants a duel well come on lets duel." said the Obelisk Blue student.
"LET'S DUEL" they both shouted and the duel started.
"I'll start this duel off DRAW!!" Tom drew a card from his deck.
"Ok here we go I summon Silent Swordsman LV 3 in attack mode then I'll activate the Spell Card LV up! This card allows me to send 1 LV monster from the field to the Graveyard so I can bring out an even bigger LV monster from my Hand or Deck! C'mon out Silent Swordsman LV 5!"
Just then a huge swordsman appeared and did all types of acrobatic movements to show that he means buisness.
"Then i'll set 1 card face-down and End my turn."
"Good move buddy you've got this!" Albus said in support.
"Is that all you got? I've seen better 1st turns while in blindfolds my turn." The Obelisk said as a taunt while he drew his card.
"Hmm how should I beat this lil noob? Well I had a bad hand so I guess i'll just Summon Red-Eyes B. Chick and set 1 card face-down and end my turn, consider yourself lucky that I did't finish this off now noob." The Obelisk gave Tom & Albus a smirk.
"Grr that's it my turn and i'll send Slient Swordsman LV 5 to attack & demolish Red-Eyes B. Chick!" but before the attack went through...
"Ha! you fell for my Trap! I activate Widespread Ruin! Bye-Bye lil Swordsman." The Obelisk countered the attack.
"Arrg not Silent Swordsman! Darn it I'll set 1 monster in Defence mode and end my turn." Tom said whilst being surprised by the counter.
"Hmmph well at least you've done one thing smart, now to end this draw! I tribute Red-Eyes B. Chick to Special Summon Red-Eyes B. Dragon next i'll activate Future Fusion to send from my Deck to my Graveyard 5 Dragon monsters. Now Red-Eyes destroy his monster!"
Red-Eyes destroys Tom's face-down card which was Maruading Captain.
"Your move noob." The Obelisk said confidently.
"Woah this is an awesome duel I hope I can win, No I must win!" Tom thought to himself.
"Alright lets go draw! Next I'll Summon Silent Magician LV 4 then i'll activate LV up to level Silent Magician LV 4 to LV 8!
Come fourth Silent Magician LV 8!!!"
As Silent Magician LV 8 is Summoned lots of stars fly out of his magic scepter as he spins it around.
"Now Silent Magician LV 8 attack and destroy Red-Eyes B. Dragon!"
Tom- 4000
Obelisk- 2900
"Oh and next I'll activate Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your Future Fusion next turn I'll win." Tom said arrogantly.
"No you won't noob because I activate Dragons Mirror to remove in my Graveyard from play 5 Dragon monsters to Fusion Summon the all powerful FIVE HEADED DRAGON!!"
Just then a huge Dark Dragon with 5 heads appeared in front of everyones eyes it let out a huge roar which almost made Albus fall over.
"Now what are you gonna do? My monsters got 5000 ATK and your Magician only has 3500 Now FHD destroy his Magician!!"
As his Dragon charges his attack the sky becomes dark and then it fires its attack at Silent Magician.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRG" Tom shouts as his Life Points take a 1500 point singe.
Tom- 2500
Obelisk- 2900
"HOLD THE DUEL" shouted a voice from behind.
"Why Professor Elmsly what a pleasent surprise." Said the obelisk student.
"Don't talk to me like that Blake you know better than to pick on new students at this school." Professor Elmsly told Blake.
"Ok fine I'll call off the duel consider yourself lucky again noob see ya around." Blake told Tom as he walked into the Obelisk Blue dorm.
"I'm sorry about that he's always like when new students arrive." Prof Elmsly apologised.
"Don't be we understand." Albus said.
"We do?" Tom thought to himself.
"Anyways i'm sure you want to see your dorm well come on follow me there's already a student in your room he's going to be your roomate." Prof Elmsly said
"Cool another buddy!" Albus said excitedly.
----------In the Dorm--------
"Here we are your new dorm your roomate's over there on that bed just staring at his cards he's been like that since he's gotten into this room." Prof Elmsly soon left after saying that.
"Hey buddy what's your name? My name's Albus Fuzo and this is Tom Matrix." Albus asked in a freindly voice.
"Oh hi my name's Tyke Natrui nice to meet ya!"
"Nice to meet you Tyke so you just been staring at your cards?" Albus asked.
"Yea been thinking of new strategies!" Tyke replied.
"Cool what deck do you run?" Tom asked politely.
"I'm running an Endymion Chaos deck." Tyke replied.
"Cool wanna duel? I run a Toon deck." Albus asked.
"Yea sure we've got all afternoon to just chill why not?" Tyke answered.
For the rest of the day the 3 friends just duelled each other of course each time Tom duelled Tyke he won, When Tom duelled Albus it was always close and when Tyke duelled Ablus Tyke got beaten but he had won on a few occasions.
--------END---------
--------Monday Morning-------
It is another bright and sunny day at Duel Academy! The new students are preparing for their first lessons, eating breakfast or just lying in bed trying to wake up. Tom, Albus & Tyke are in the Ra Yellow cafeteria chatting and joking around.
"And then I said you'd better go and catch it! and I hung up the phone. Hahahaha." Albus telling Tyke another one of his jokes.
"Ha I've heard that one before." Tyke replied.
"Oh you have? dang I need to work on my act." Albus said with a laugh.
"Hey Tom why do you wear that headband of yours? you never seem to take it off." Tyke asked Tom.
"Hmm you know I don't know I guess its just lucky and I like it. So tell me Tyke why do you wear those gloves of yours?" Tom answered and asked.
"Well when I was younger me and my parents went on a camping trip and I was forced to leave my deck behind. I was so bored that I put my hands in the campfire, when we got to the hospital the doctors said that I could never duel again unless I wore these gloves, so yea that's your answer!" Tyke said truthfully.
"Well it's a good thing you got those gloves otherwise you would never had been accepted into Duel Academy." Albus said.
"Yea it was a good thing." Tyke replied with a smile.
"Well I guess were done here let's go to class." Albus said optimistically.
"I hate class." Tom said to himself.
----------At the Classroom----------
Tom, Albus & Tyke walked to the class together and they made it in early. When everyone arrived to class Prof. Elmsly started teaching.
"Ok students today is going to be a fun lesson because today we will be learning about how to build a successful Burn Deck."
Everyone got their notebooks out and looked at the front of the room.
"Now what Type of monsters are most common in a burn deck anyone care to answer?" Prof. Elmsly asked the class but was inturrupted by an old voice.
"Burn decks are most likely to contain Pyro or fire attribute type monsters. Honestly Ernest have I taught you nothing? Why dont you teach these students something useful?" said an old voice.
"Why Professor Crowler what are you doing here?" Prof. Elmsly asked politely.
"Incase you've forgotten I still work here you know but by the reaction on your face your surprised to see me?" Crowler asked.
"Yes I am surprised to see you because we have'nt heard from you in ages where have you been for the past two years?" Elmsly asked.
"I was on a long, long service leave so tell me are there any new students with potential?" Crowler asked while he scouted the students.
"Yep I do." Tom yelled at Crowler.
"Hmm well then young lad let's see your potential I want you to duel Prof Elmsly NOW!" Crowler said.
"But Crowler sir he is only a 1st year student." But before prof Elmsly finished his sentence he was interupted by crowler again.
"You fool don't you remember that a 1st year student a few years ago defeated me in his 1st duel?" Crowler said peering at Elmsly.
"*Sigh* I guess your right well then Tom are you ready to face my deck?" Elmsly asked.
"You better believe it! I'm always ready!" Tom replied confidently.
"LET'S DUEL" they both shouted and the duel was underway.
"Ok i'll kick this off with this, DRAW!!" Tom said drawing his card.
"First I'll summon Silent Magician LV 4 in attack mode, then I'll set 2 cards face-down your move Professor!" Tom said ending his turn.
"Ok i'll draw a card then. I'll summon Green Gadget in attack mode next I'll use his Special effect which allows me to add Yellow Gadget from my deck to my hand. Now Green Gadget attack and destroy his monster!" Prof. Elmsly said but Green Gadget was destroyed and Prof. Elmsly lost 100 Life Points.
"Grr hey how come your Magician isn't destroyed?" Prof. Elmsly asked.
"His effect! when you drew a card he gained 500 ATK points and he gets a Spell Counter but i'll talk about that later." Tom answered.
"Hmm good I guess i'll set 1 card face-down your move Tom."
Tom- 4000
Prof. Elmsly- 3900
"Ok draw! Next i'll activate 1 of my Trap Cards Pitch Black Power Stone. This card has 3 Spell counters on it but once per turn I can move a Spell Counter onto a card on the field, so i'll put 1 Spell Counter on Silent Magician LV 4 now he has 2000 ATK points. Then I activate Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your face-down card."
"But now i'm defenceless!" Prof. Elmsly shouted.
"Now go Silent Magician attack him directly!"
Tom- 4000
Prof. Elmsly 1900
"Your move Professor." Tom said with a smile.
"Well done I guess I'll Summon Red Gadget but I won't use his effect, Next i'll play Smashing Ground to destroy your Magician then i'll activate Limiter Removal to double my monsters attack now attack him directly!"
"I activate my Trap card Magical cylinder! Redirect his attack to his Life Points!" Tom said and with those words Tom won the duel.
"Congratulations Tom you have beaten Prof Elmsly! I am very impressed." Crowler said and left the room.
Shortly after class was finished and the gang left for their dorm.
"That was an awesome duel Tom!" both Albus and Tyke congratulated Tom.
"Thanks guys." Tom replied.
"Hey you know that duel yesterday between you and Blake was that face-down card Magical Cylinder?" Albus asked.
"Actually it was Sakurestu Armor." Tom replied.
"Oh so you would have won anyway if the duel was'nt called off. Well let's go to the dorm I need to chillax after that duel!" Albus replied.
They reached their dorm but on Tom's desk their was a note for Tom.
"Hey what's this?" Tom asked as he picked up the note.
"Duh it looks like a note." Albus said jokingly.
It says "Meet me at the beach tomorrow after class". Tom told Albus & Tyke.
"I think it's going to be a duel." Tom said.
"I think you have a secret admirer." Albus said as a joke again.
"I think it's a premier of Teamfourstars next video." Tyke said but both Albus & Tom stared at him like he said an unfunny joke
"What?" Tyke replied.
------END------
------Tuesday Morning------
The day started out like any other day it was calm and peaceful at the Academy. Again everyone was getting ready for class, improving their decks or having breakfast and chilling out before the day ahead. Tom, Albus & Tyke are in their dorm getting ready for the day ahead.
"Hey Tom are you looking forward to what is going to happen after class?" Albus asked.
"Yup you bet I am." Tom replied while editing his deck.
"Why are you changing your deck around? It looks good already." Tyke asked Tom.
"I'm changing to my stronger deck because I think that I'm going to duel someone really tough after class." Tom replied.
"What you mean that is'nt your strongest deck?" Tyke asked.
"Yea it is'nt trust me I know his best deck." Albus answered for Tom.
"Well my deck's ready so lets head off to class." Tom said cheerfully.
"I thought you said you hated class." Albus interupted.
"Oh yea, but you know that when I change my deck im in a good mood." Tom said happily.
"Well anyways lets go to class." Tyke said and they left their dorm.
-----At the classroom------
Not too much happened in class it was just an average lesson with the students learning about the basics of dueling. Tom was so bored that he drifted off to sleep near the end of the lesson only to be woken up by Albus & Tyke.
"Tom wake up sleepy head!" Albus shouted at him.
"Wh--What?" Tom said trying to wake up.
"Don't tell me you forgot about the beach!" Tyke said.
"What's wrong with the beach?" Tom asked almost being worried.
"You're supposed to meet someone at the beach the beach is fine." Albus answered.
"Oh yea thats right I forgot thanks guys." Tom replied while grabbing his gear.
Tom dashed out of class toward the beach leaving Tyke & Albus at the classroom.
"Should'nt we go after him?" Tyke asked Albus.
"We could or we could do this *pretends to light up a cigarette* so what were you saying about card games on motorbikes?"
"What the hell is wrong with you today?" Tyke asked.
"Oh sorry been watching to many abridged episodes." Albus answered.
"Yea...We should just go after Tom and forget that you made that stupid reference." Tyke said awkwardly.
"Yea we should do that."
Albus & Tyke raced past the doors of the Academy and soon met up with Tom who was standing face to face with a human figure.
--------At The Beach----------
"Who are you and why did you want to meet me here?" Tom asked the figure.
"Well then you already know that I am the person who left you that note my name is Dark, Neo Dark." Neo answered.
"Why did you use that lame James bond reference?" Tyke asked.
"I thought it was funny hahaha." Neo answered
"Ok..Why did you want to meet me here?" Tom asked
"I saw that duel between you and Professor Elmsly and I was impressed so I asked you to come here to duel you!" Neo answered.
"Ok bring it on!" Tom said.
"LET'S DUEL" They both shouted
"I'll go 1st and i'll Summon Krebons in attack mode then I'll set 1 card face-down your move Tom." Neo told Tom.
"Ok my move draw!" but before the card was added to Tom's hand.
"I activate the Trap Card Drop Off which means that you must discard the card you've just drawn." Neo said interupting Tom's turn.
"Oh no not the card I've drawn!" Tom replied.
"Yes the very same." Neo said.
"I guess I'll set a monster and set 2 cards face-down your move Neo!" Tom said.
"By the way I think now would be the appropiate time to tell you that I am a teacher for Obelisk Blue." Neo said
"Uh actually before we started the duel would have been the time to tell me this..." Tom told Neo.
"Well too bad i'm telling you now hahahaha." Neo said with a laugh.
"Yea that's not funny that's just being a no good limey." Tom told Neo.
"Limey?? How dare you I'll make you pay with this I discard 1 card from my hand to Special Summon The Tricky from my hand and now I'll Synchro Summon Thought Ruler Archfiend!!!"
As Neo said that a huge alienlike creature appeared before their eyes!
"Oh crap i'm in trouble." Tom said.
"Yes you are and now nothing can stop me unless you have Bottomless Trap hole but it's a good thing that you don't have..." but before he could finish his sentence
"I activate Bottomless Trap Hole!!" Tom interupted.
"D-D-DAMN IT!!!" Neo shouted.
"You should know that the main character of any show almost always wins!" Tom told Neo.
"Fine i'll end my turn." Neo shouted in anger.
"Next I flip Summon my monster Marauding Captain, then I'll use his effect to Special Summon Horus The Black Flame Dragon LV 4. Then I'll Summon Armed Dragon Lv 3 and play 2 Lv ups to level them to Lv 6 & Lv 5 now I attack you with all my monsters!"
Tom wins the duel in what must be the fluke of the century
"Hmmph i'll get my revenge one of these days Tom!" Neo shouted and left the beach.
-----Back at the Ra dorm----
"Hey Tom another great duel no wonder why that was your strongest deck!" Tyke said congratulating Tom.
"Yea I use that deck when a strong duelist shows up." Tom said.
"Or he wants to beat me." Albus replied.
Just then Tom received a beep from his messenger.
"Huh who's this?" Tom asked looking at his messenger.
"Tom I want to finish that duel between you and I but be warned i'm not going to hold back!" The Message ended.
"Who was that?" Albus asked.
"It was Blake he wants a rematch he did'nt tell me where it is but i'll find out sooner or later." Tom replied.
"Wow you're making enemies fast on this Island arent ya?" Tyke said.
"Nah they're just friends who hate me!" Tom replied.
------End------
--------Wednesday Morning-------
It was a bright clear morning compared to the stormy night the island had the night before. The students at the academy are just waking up from the rough night and are getting ready for the day ahead.
"Hey Albus how'd you sleep last night?" Tyke asked sleepily.
"Ugh it was horrible I only got like 5 hours sleep how much did you get Tom...Tom?" Albus asked as he looked at Tom's bed.
"Zzzzzzzzz." Tom replied.
''Geez how can he sleep after a storm like that?" Tyke asked Albus.
"Hm I don't know but let's be total jerks and wake him up!" Tyke & Albus nodded and shouted at Tom who woke up stumbling.
"Woah what? Who woke me up? Oh it's just you guys so how'd you sleep?" Tom asked them both but they didn't reply.
"Oh I see not very well." Tom was right.
"Yea..Anyways you ready for today's duel between Blake?" Tyke asked.
"Oh you bet! Who's he dueling?" Tom asked in return.
"He's dueling YOU, you idiot." Tyke replied.
"Well there's no need for that anyways we better get ready for class." Albus said and they all left for class.
---------At the classroom--------
"Ok students in todays lesson you will be taught by Professor Dark." Elmsly told the students as Neo walked in.
"Please call me Neo or if you students would prefer Mr.Dark." Neo said.
"How about we call you Mr.Loser!!" Blake said and everybody in class laughed but Tom.
"You!!! Tom Matrix you think your a clown eh?" Neo said blaming Tom for the insult.
"But Mr.Dark it wasnt me it was..." But before Tom could finish his sentence.
"A Drunk! Yep a Drunk and a liar but mostly a liar I know you called me Mr.Loser Tom!" Neo said as if he thought it was funny.
"Tom's a drunk? Hey where's the booze?" Someone in the class said.
"I'm not a drunk you moron! How'd they even accept you into the Academy your an idiot!" Tom replied to the person.
"Enough to teach you some manners I will make you duel Blake after class at the Duel Field!" Neo said and after awhile class was finished.
------At the Duel Field-------
"And now for your punishment & my revenge you shall duel Blake right here right now!" Neo said as the duel was about to begin.
"You ready for this noob?" Blake insulted Tom.
"LETS DUEL!!" They both shouted.
"Yea go Blake you can beat that there Tom who beat that there Neo in Chapter 3" Someone in the crowd shouted.
"Who the hell are you?" Blake asked the person but got no answer.
"I'll go first draw!!! Now i'll Summon my old favourite Silent Swordsman LV 3 in attack mode. Then i'll set 2 cards face-down your move Blake!" Tom send ending his turn.
"Wow that was an ok move." Said a girls voice as she sat next to Albus & Tyke.
"Dibs" Albus said to Tyke referring that he wanted that girl.
"Hey no fair I said shotgun!" Tyke replied.
"Too bad I said it 1st haha." Albus told Tyke.
"My move now i'll set 2 cards face-down and summon Masked Dragon now attack his monster!" Blake said as he made his move.
"I activate my Trap Negate Attack." Tom replied.
"You got lucky again I'll end my turn."
"Hi my name's Ruby Kryst what's yours?" Ruby asked Tyke.
"Uh my name's Tyke Natrui nice to meet you." Tyke replied while blushing.
"So is that your friend dueling?" Ruby asked Tyke.
"Who Tom? Oh yea he's my friend all right." Tyke replied.
"Hey do you guys mind? I'm trying to watch teenagers play a childrens card game!" Albus rudely interupted.
"Ok draw!! Now i'll active Swordsman's Effect to bring out Silent Swordsman LV 5!"
Just then the swordsman arised from his card frame and slahed his sword around to show that he was very skilled.
"Oh you again." Blake said.
"Yep and now I summon Spell Striker now Swordsman attack his monster!" Tom commanded his monster.
"I activate Mirror Force to destroy both of your monsters!" Blake said interupting Swordsmans attack.
"Gah not again!" Tom replied to the counter. "I guess i'll end my turn."
"Yes, Yes now finish him Blake!" Neo told Blake.
"Sure I will now my turn and you ran out of luck I activate Future Fusion you should no what i will do next i'll dump 5 Dragon monsters to my Graveyard. Then I'll Activate Dragons Mirror to bring out FHD!!!"
"Oh No." Tom Said.
"Oh No." Albus said.
"Oh No." Tyke said.
"Oh God yes!!!" Neo said.
"Now my Dragon lay waist to his Life Points!" Blake commanded his dragon to attack
"Now I activate my Mirror Force!" Tom countered.
"Bu-bu but that was my move!" Blake complained.
"Yes but because I'm the main character I.."
"Nobody cares that your the main character! you used that joke in chapter 3 just stop it!" Blake inturrupted.
"That was low..." Tom replied.
"Not as low as a limbo stick!" Neo shouted
"Fine I guess I'll just do this I Summon Marauding Captain use it's effect to Special Summon Silent Magician LV 4, activate Heavy Storm to clear the field, play LV up Special Summon Silent Magician LV 8 and attack you directly with my monsters and win!" Tom said and won the duel.
"Damn it!!!" Blake said angrily.
"Never underestimate the main character in any series!" Tom said and walked off to the dorm with Albus & Tyke.
-------At the Ra Dorm-------
"Wow I can't believe you won that duel Tom!" Tyke said.
"Yea well I can't believe you got that girl to go out with you." Tom replied.
"And I still can't believe it's not butter!" Albus said jokingly.
"Anyways catch ya 2moro I'm going to sleep." Tyke said.
Soon after Tom & Albus went to sleep ready for yet another predictable day with Tom winning card games, Albus saying cheap internet references, Tyke getting hot girls & Neo getting his plans ruined by Tom being the main character.
"Did that guy just ruin the whole season?" Some student asked.
No, now stay out of other people's buisness.
----------End---------
"No it isn't."
Shut Up!!!
--------Wednesday Night------
It was a late night at Duel Academy everybody has gone to sleep ready for the next day, everyone but Blake that is he still can't get over the fact that he lost to Tom and that he isn't the main character.
"I still can't believe I lost to that Ra Yellow Noob!" Blake told himself
"But I can still hear his voices in my head!!!" As Blake said that he grabbed a blanket and pulled it over his head and started to hear echos of Tom's voice.
"I'm the main character so I always win!"
"But Albus he called us noobs!"
"Chicken strips taste better with hot sauce!"
"I love ya man I..I totally love you..."
"Sir you are clearly intoxicated you must leave the building right now..."
"I am not it is you! who is imtoximipated!.."
"That's it i'll have to get you out of here myself Security!!..."
"Oh you have to get your friends to help you, you pussy!"
"GAH I HATE THIS KID!!!!!!!" Blake let off a huge yell but nobody heard him.
--------Thursday Morning----------
"Yawn...good morning guys you ready for a new day at school?" Albus asked but recieved moans of sleepyness.
"Oh c'mon guys get up you've had all night to sleep and now it's time to wake up!" Albus yelled and Tyke & Tom woke up.
"Geez man what's your problem? You afraid to get to class late?" Tom asked Albus.
"No I'm afraid you'll be late for class!" Albus replied
"You sound like my mother!" Tyke said sleepilly
"Well while we are up we might as well get dressed and go to school." Tom said
"Yep let's go." Albus agreed and they all walked to class after getting dressed.
---------At the classroom--------
"Hey Tyke how are you this morning?" Ruby asked Tyke as she sat down next to him.
"I'm fine hey what deck do you use?" Tyke asked.
"All will be revealed soon." Ruby replied with an evil like tone
"What?" Tyke asked
"I mean good things come to those who wait." Ruby said with a smile.
"What does that mean?" Tyke asked Ruby but before she could reply Prof. Elmsly started class.
"Ok students today I would like to start todays lesson off by congratulating Tom on his victory yesterday." Prof. Elmsly stated and everyone cheered but Blake & Neo.
"Ok now that that is done lets begin todays lesson turn to chapter 3 in this Fanfic.. I mean Chapter 3 in your textbooks." As prof. Elmsly finished that Neo gave him a death stare.
--------After class--------
Soon after class was finished however Ruby was nowhere to be seen Tyke was too busy studying to notice she was gone and Tom & Albus didn't pay attention to her.
"Hey guys have you seen Ruby?" Tyke asked Tom & Albus
"No I thought you were next to her." Albus said in a jealous tone.
"I was studying hard and she must have just left." Tyke replied.
"Well we might aswell find her Albus you look near the harbour, Tyke you look towards the beach and i'll look in the forest." Having Tom said that the 3 left looking for Ruby.
--------In the Forest----------
The 3 boys were looking for Ruby. Albus & Tyke left for the beach and Harbour and Tom left for the forest.
"Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! Where are you Ruby?" Tom shouted in the forest.
"Hmm there's a lake up ahead maybe she's there!" Tom thought to himself and ran towards the lake.
"Tehehe I've been waiting for you to show up Tom!" Ruby told Tom
"What do you mean?" Tom asked
"I've drawn you here for one reason you know what it is?" Ruby asked
"You wanted to give me a kiss?" Tom guessed.
"Yes! No not that you moron I wanted to challenge you to a childrens card game and then I will give you a kiss!" Ruby said
"Wouldn't it be easier to skip the card game? because knowing the writer of this Fanfic Tyke & Albus will show up as soon as i've finished this sentence." Tom suggested
"Here we are Tom!" Tyke & Albus appeared at the lake.
"See what I tell ya!" Tom told Ruby
"Hmm good point lets Kiss!" Ruby agreed with Tom
"Oh sorry I don't like Red heads." Tom replied
"Damn straight you don't!" Inturrupted Tyke
"Fine lets just play a childrens card game!" Ruby told Tom
"Um Why?" Tom asked.
"Because I'll give Tyke a kiss if you win!" Ruby replied
"You better win Tom and i'm saying that as a friend not so I can get a kiss from Ruby." Tyke told Tom
"Fine I guess Tyke doesn't get a kiss then!" Ruby said
"No wait I was bluffing please give me a kiss!" Tyke begged
"Ok but only if Tom wins!" Ruby replied
"You better win Tom or i'll burn your cards using a paegen ritual!" Tyke threatened Tom
"What the hell man?" Tom asked in confusion
"Nevermind just duel already!" Tyke replied
"LETS DUEL!!!" Tom & Ruby shouted.
-------To Be Continued-----------
-------Thursday Evening----------
"Hey Tyke do you think Tom has a chance against Ruby's Deck?" Albus asked Tyke.
"I don't know her deck yet, but if Tom wants to see the next sunrise he will win." Tyke replied.
"Gah! Sorry I think I just had a heart attack." Albus said in response.
"Will you guys stop being stupid?" Tom asked.
"I'm not being stupid Albus is!" Tyke said angrilly.
"I'm sorry if i'm stupid but..." Albus said trying to think
"But what?" Tyke said impatiently.
"Well i've never actually been to school until now, you see my parents have been making me play card games since I was a baby!" Albus said truthfully.
"No you don't say? Let's start the duel now." Tom interupted
"Tehe you should know ladies always 1st!" Ruby said kindly.
"Uh actually I was taught that girls never go 1st you see in the animal kingdom..." Tom said.
"Too late I'm going 1st haha!" Ruby said laughing.
"Damn it!" Tom was sure he was going to go 1st.
"Ok i'll draw. Then I'll Set 1 monster in defence position, then set 2 cards face down your move Tom!" Ruby said ending her turn.
"My move draw!!" Tom said but was interrupted by Ruby
"Soon the gates of hell will open!" Ruby shouted in an evil voice.
"Nobody cares about when the gates of hell will open!" Tom shouted back.
"My mummy does." Ruby replied.
"Okay if thats not the scariest moment in my life then I don't know what is."
Just then a picture of Gummy bears appeared from out of nowhere.
"Ok I lied that was the scariest moment in life. Anyways I'll summon Horus LV 4 to the field. Horus attack the face down monster!" Tom ordered.
"Ha you just attacked a wall because my monster Gravekeepers Spy has more defence than your Dragon!" Ruby said.
Tom- 3600
Ruby- 4000
"Damn it." Tom said frustratingly.
"Also I can Special Summon another Gravekeeper from my deck and i'll choose Gravekeeper's assailant!" Ruby said while activating it's effect.
"I guess i'll have to set 2 cards face down and end my turn." Tom said ending his turn.
"You know Tyke if we leave know we can still make it in time to watch the next episode of Malcolm in the Middle." Albus suggested to Tyke.
"I don't care about stupid Malcolm in the stupid Middle!" Tyke replied.
"Well then I guess you don't care about comical geniuses then either!" Albus told Tyke.
"Nope not at all." Tyke replied.
"You know what you're a *Censored due to language* you know that?" Albus answered back.
"Yea that's great eat some cat food nobody cares!" Tyke replied
"Oh one time when I was seven!" Albus said angrilly.
"Sigh you sure know how to pick friends don't you Tom?" Ruby asked.
"Uh actually they arent my freinds they're only here because every show needs a main character with friends." Tom answered.
"Ok anyways I'm going to play Necrovalley and then attack your Dragon with Gravekeepers assailant now, Then while it's attacking I will activate Magician's Circle now we both Special Summon a Spellcaster that's a LV 4 from our decks to the field."
"Ok i'll bring out Silent Magician LV 4." Tom said
"Then I'll bring out Gravekeeper's Spear Soldier. Now attack again my monsters!" Ruby ordered.
"I activate the Trap Card Mirror Force destroy her monsters!" Tom countered.
"No!!!" Ruby shouted.
"Yes!!!" Tyke said in anticipation.
"I guess i'll end my turn now." Ruby said.
"Yay Tom's going to win like he always does!" Albus said happily.
"How's that?" Tyke asked.
"By listening to Micheal Jackson's music while he is about to win!" Albus said.
"Really? I love Micheal Jackson!" Tyke said.
"Oh yes me too." Albus answered.
"We are not listening to Micheal Jackson!" Tom yelled at them.
However a bunch of people were screaming at Tom saying "We love Micheal" over and over again.
"Fine but I get to pick the Song." Tom said.
The song was 'Bad'
"Ok now I will activate Heavy Storm to destroy all Spell & Trap cards on the field then I'll play 2 LV ups to Summon Silent Magician LV 8 & Horus LV 8 to my field. Now attack my monsters!" Tom ordered.
"He's bad, he knows it.." Albus & Tyke began singing with the song.
"I guess I win thank god I'm bad!" Tom said as the song faded and ended.
"Hmm good duel I guess I owe Tyke a kiss!" Ruby said nicely.
"Really?" Tyke asked.
"Pfft hell no! hahaha!" Ruby said in an evil tone and left.
"That lying no-good-dirty-rotten!" Tyke said but wa held back by Tom & Albus.
"Maybe we should go home and calm Tyke down." Tom suggested.
"Good idea!" Albus agreed.
"Yea you better run!" Tyke shouted at Ruby but was long gone into the forest.
Shortly after they all watched Malcolm in the Middle in their dorm. Then they watched Micheal Jacksons music videos for the rest of the night then went to sleep ready for another thrilling day at Duel Academy.
----------The End--------
R.I.P Micheal Jackson you will be missed!
----------Friday Morning---------------
Finally it is the end of the week last lessons are today until next week and everybody is waiting for two days off.
"Cuz this is Thriller!" Albus began singing
"Oh My God enough with Micheal Jackson already I had enough of him from Chapter 6!" Tom shouted angrilly.
"Well excuse me if one my heroes has died!" Albus explained.
"Oh kay i'm just gonna pretend I did not just hear that." Tom said
"Maybe we should just head off to class.." Tyke said.
--------In The Classroom---------
"Everyone Prof Elmsly is dead." Prof Dark told everybody.
"Gasp!" everyone gasped.
"Ahahah no i'm just kidding he is out sick today!" Prof Dark said
"That was low." Tom said.
"Hello everybody!" Prof Elmsly walked in.
"AHHHHH!" Everybody screamed.
"What whats the matter?" Prof Elmsly asked.
"Tom Matrix said that you were dead and then he said you were sick! I told you he was a drunk and a liar!" Prof Dark said.
"I did not you Limey!" Tom shouted.
"Limey? How dare you!" Prof Dark walked up to Toms desk and punched him.
"Ow Ok mild racism got it!" Tom said in pain.
"Damn it punching you gave me wankers cramp! thats it i'm putting you in a Tag Duel instead of suspending you!" Prof Dark said in pain.
"Um why?" Tom asked.
"I don't really know but if you do accept you can choose any partner you wish to help you." Prof Dark said
"Well alright its definently not going to be Tyke!" Tom said
"Good suggestion Tyke it is!" Prof Dark said
"What? No I don't want him!" Tom replied
"You sound like my mother!" Tyke said
"Prof Elmsly I believe they have accepted the terms." Prof Dark told Prof Elmsly
"Very well then a Tag Duel it is!" Prof Elmsly said
"Tom this is going to be worse then that time I disected a worm for my science project, Then fainted because of all the blood and then I was rushed to hospital where I came to realise that I hadn't even disected at all, hell I didn't even go to school! I was just really really bored that summer. Plus it was a Gummi Worm." Tyke told Tom
"Why the hell did we even accept you?" Prof Dark asked
"Because I got a good grade on my test thats why!" Tyke replied
"Oh yes thats right just remember if you fail you die!" Prof Dark reminded Tyke
"What?" Tyke asked
"Thats right you die!" Death said in a corner
"Its part of the contract!" Prof Dark said
"What freekin contract?" Tyke asked
"Shut up and go to the duel field!" Prof Dark replied
---------At the duel field------------
"Hey Tyke is a Tag Duel like the game tag?" Tom asked
"No." Tyke replied
"What about that deoderant Tag?" Tom asked
"No." Tyke replied
"What about Tag Force 1,2,3,4 & 5?" Tom asked
"Tag Force 5 isn't out yet and no it is not like that!" Tyke said sarcastically
"Hello everyone and welcome to the duel field, in this duel the rules are exactly like in the Tag Force games!" Prof Dark explained
"You said it wasn't like the Tag Force games!" Tom told Tyke
"Its called sarcasm!" Tyke shouted
"Ohhh what does that taste like?" Tom asked
"Damn it Tom!" Tyke said angrilly
"Whos our opponents Luminous & Umbra?" Tom asked.
"No the paradox brothers!" Prof Dark said.
"The Paradox Brothers I've heard about them they're dueling mercinaries not to mention the best tag team in the world!" Ruby said
"Considering they are the only Tag Team in the world I am not surprised.
And dueling mercinaries what are you retarded?" Albus replied
"How many sides are on a triangle?" Ruby asked
"*Sigh* Three." Albus replied sighing
"Are not able to be here today so we found two replacements for them!" Prof Dark said finishing his sentence.
"What happened to them?" Tom asked
"They died." Prof Dark replied
"I'm not falling for that again why aren't they here Prof Dark?" Tom asked again
"No i'm serious they are dead!" Prof Dark replied
"Have you read the book called Little Boy cried wolf?" Tyke asked
"I'm a teacher at an academy that involves childrens card games what do you think?" Prof Dark replied
"So no." Tom said
"That is correct!" Prof Dark said
"So who are our opponents?" Tyke asked
"Allow me to answer that, Allo Allo my name is Reo Venditz and my Tag Team partner is..." Reo said
"Jack Destiny Y'all wassup everybody in the hisouse?" Jack interupted
"Ok so we are faceing another British person and an American who speaks like a rapper? fair enough Lets duel!" Tom shouted and the duel began.
----------To Be continued-----------
"Yo homie lets trash these punks!" Jack told Reo
"Uh what?" Reo asked
"I said yo homie lets trash these punks!" Jack repeated
"*Sigh* Bloody yank, you two ready?" Reo asked
"You bet lets duel!" Tom replied
"I summon Summoner Monk." Tyke said
"Yo I summon Destiny Hero - Fear Monger." Jack said
"I summon Silent Magician LV 4." Tom said
"I summon Goblin Attack Force!" Reo said
"One question why did we only summon monsters in our first turn?" Tyke asked
"Because y'all stupid thats why!" Jack replied
"You just called yourself stupid Jack, the real reason is becuase this is all we can do on the first turn in a Tag Duel." Reo answered
"Hey Tyke whats a cameo?" Tom asked
"Tom there isn't a cameo in this chapter." Tyke replied
"Yes but whats a cameo?" Tom asked again
"Allow me to explain." Crowler said as he walked in
"Yep thats a cameo make your move Reo!" Tyke interupted
"It seems I already did it is your move now Tyke." Reo replied
"Now a cameo is when somebody." Crowler began to talk
"Shut up we don't need to hear it!" Tyke told Crowler
"Hmph well then if you don't understand the importance of a cameo then we'll just have to learn it in class!" Crowler replied
"Aw nice going Tyke!" A person in the crowd said
"Yea way to make us learn more about absolutly nothing!" Another person said
"My head hurts." Another person said
"Anyways I activate Summoner Monks effect to Special Summon my Magical Exemplar to the field." Tyke said
"You have to discard 1 Spell Card to the Graveyard first idiot!" A person said
"Shut up I already did! now I activate Lightning Vortex to destroy your monsters!" Tyke went on
"But you have to discard.." The same person as before said
"I know the effects of my cards you *censored* moron!" Tyke shouted at him
"......" The person replied
"Anyways now my Exemplar gets 2 Spell Counters on it and I'll remove them to Special Summon Night's End Sorceror from my hand. Any comments from the crowd?" Tyke asked
"......." Everybody in the crowd said nothing
"I didn't think so now I Synchro Summon Tempest Magician by sending Night's End & Monk to the Graveyard." Tyke explained
"This isn't going to end well." Reo said
"Your right because now I add 1 Spell Counter on Tempest Magician due to its effect and attack you directly!" Tyke commanded
"AHHHH" Reo shouted
Tom & Tyke - 8000
Reo & Jack - 5800
"Hey Catbus is Tom & Tyke winning?" Ruby asked Albus
"Yes they are and my name is Albus!"
"Bastion?" Ruby asked Albus
"Albus!" Albus replied
"Basturd?" Ruby asked
"ALBUS!!!" Albus shouted
"John?" ruby asked
"That doesn't even sound like Albus!" Albus said
"Ohh look at that a Tag Duel!" Ruby said changing the subject
"D-D-D *Sigh*" Albus sighed out of Ruby's stupidity
"Your turn Jack!" Tyke said
"You better have a good hand Yank!" Reo warned Jack
"You bet I do I'ma shove a cab up their ass!" Jack replied
"Woah, woah, woah, wait so you want to shove a taxi up our asses?" Tom asked
"No you fool I'ma gonna shoot you with this hand I got." Jack replied
"That still doesn't make any sense." Tom said
"Neither do you." Tyke told Tom
"Tyke we can play state the obvious later but now we've got a duel to win or lose im not sure." Tom replied
"You about to lose with this hand I got!" Jack said arrogantly
"What do you have Exodia? ha i'd like to see you try!" Tom asked
"Hmm Exodia..." Reo thought to himself
"No draw OH MY GOD!" Jack said
"What did you draw exodia?" Tyke asked
"No I drew..." Jack said
"You idiot your not supposed to tell them what you draw! Seriously does anyone actually know how to play this game?" Reo asked
"I'm pretty sure nobody does." Tom said
"Hmm good point, Jack finish them off!" Reo ordered
"Sure thing I end my turn!" Jack said
"WHAT???" Reo shouted
"Ok now I summon Silent Swordsman LV 3 and activate 2 LV ups now my monsters attack Reo Directly!" Tom commanded
"You little *censored* i'm gonna tear off your *censored* and shove them up your *censored* and then you'll have to *censored* side-ways!*censored*" Reo shouted at Jack for ending his turn
"Dude they are about to attack ya!" Jack told Reo
"Hunh? Oh *censored*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Reo shouted
Tom & Tyke - 8000
Reo & Jack - 0
"Catch y'all later!" Jack said and left
"You son of a *censored* i'm going to either kick your dog or give it wankers cramp!" Reo shouted at Jack as he walked out the door
"Nobody believes in Wankers Cramp its just a legend!" Albus told Reo
"My mommy does." Reo replied
"And besides i'm sure he doesn't even have a dog!" Tom said
"Well then I am going to buy him one." Reo said
"Thats very nice of you." Tom said
"Then I am going to kick it or give it wankers cramp!" Reo said
"Ok dude you seriously have issues." Tom said
"Nepo lliw lleh fo setag eht!" Reo replied
"Ok that was weird lets get the hell out of here." Albus replied.
-----------At the Ra Dorm---------------
*Knock**Knock**Knock*
"Don't open the door its a zombie!" Albus told Tyke
"Theres no such thing as zombies." Tyke replied
"Brains, Brains, Brains."
"AHHHHH" Albus & Tom shouted
"Hahaha dat is rich lemme in its Jack." Jack said
"Ok Tyke let him in." Tom told Tyke
As the door opened Jack had a Zombie costume on
"AHHHHH" Tom, Albus & Tyke shouted
Jack removed the costume and started laughing
"Hahaha but seriously I need to talk to you guys." Jack said
"About what eating our brains?" Albus asked
"No I wanna be your homies." Jack said
"What you mean like friends?" Tyke asked
"Yea friends, So can I be yo homies?" Jack asked
"Sure why not." Tom replied
"Sweet well catch y'all tomoro you dig?" Jack said and left
"Do you think that was a good idea?" Tyke asked
"Hey he talks cool what can go wrong?" Tom replied
---------END-----------------
---------Saturday Morning---------
Finally the weekend has arrived the students can finally do what ever they want to the extent of the law that is. Most students sleep in, upgrade their deck, Go to the many places on the island or just chill.
"ZZZZZZZZZZ" Tom snored
"Zzzzzzzz" Albus snored
"zzzzzzzz" Tyke snored.
Ring Ring Ring
"ZZ Huh? Hello?" Albus answered the phone
"Hello Albus how are you?" said an old man
"Ok hi Grandpa whats up?" Albus asked
"I just thought i'd tell you that I am coming to teach at the academy and I should be there in a few hours to greet you all!" Grandpa Fuzo told Albus
"Wow thats great gramps!" Albus said excitedly
"Yes it is I shall meet you at the harbour in a few hours then." Grandpa Fuzo said and hanged up.
"Hey guys wake up!" Albus said waking up Tom & Tyke but they were already awake
"Yea we heard your grandpa's coming big whoop." Tyke said angrilly
"Don't be like that he's a teacher we could get a bunch of free cards if we look after him." Albus said
"Well I guess it wouldn't be too hard just like looking after a baby only with bigger diapers." Tyke replied
"So they do make bigger diapers! that horrible mother of mine said I had to learn to use the toilet, Well fire the toilet its made slaves of you all sitting in there waiting to feast on your do-do's while doing nothing at all to contribute to society" walks to the bathroom "You get a Job!" Tom shouted at the toilet.
---------A few hours Later-------
"Excuse me Mr.Pilot but but where is the bathroom?" Grandpa asked
"For the last time old man there isn't a bathroom on this helicopter!" the pilot replied
"Thats ok I don't need to go anymore ahh" Grandpa said soiling himself again...
"Ewww we have landed at Duel Academy get out old man!" the pilot told Grandpa
"Well you don't have to be rude." Grandpa said exiting the helicopter
"Yes I do I have lived my childhood underground in EFF-ing Egypt how the EFF do you think I feel?" Pilot replied but Grandpa was off the helicopter
"Damn it why do I always have the crap jobs I bet Odion has a worse job then I." the pilot said to himself
A screen was shown as Odion was in Hollywood being famous.
"Yea I have lots of money and fan girls much more than Master Marik." Odion said to himself
"We love you Odion!" fan girls shouted
"GAHHH!!!" Marik said and flew off in his plane
"Albus good to see you!" Grandpa said walking to a Slifer Red student.
"Meh I'm not Albus butthole!" the Slifer student said
"C'mon give your Grandpa a hug!" Grandpa said as he hugged the Slifer student.
"Gah let go off me fartknocker!" the student said gasping for air
"Grandpa I'm over here!" Albus said as he appeared
"Hey Albus!" Grandpa said turning to Albus
"You son of a *censored* I'll kill you old man!" the Slifer student shouted at Grandpa
"Let it go Mac its not worth it." Another Slifer said holding the Slifer.
"Hey Gramps these are my friends Tyke & Tom." Albus said pointing to Tom & Tyke
"Say can we have some cards? Gah" Tom asked but Tyke hit him.
"Say would you three boys like some free booster packs?" Grandpa asked
"How could we refuse *Cough*" Tom replied
---------At the Shop-------
"What do you mean you don't take Credit cards?" Grandpa asked the shop assistant who was as old as he was
"Grandpa here we use Duel Points to buy cards with." Albus told Grandpa
"Duel Points? back in my day we didn't have Duel Points.." Grandpa went on
"Oh god here we go again." Albus said
"You see in the old days we ddidn't have technoligy you have today we just used bricks infact we didn't even have card games we just through bricks at each other some of us got injured but that was nothing that Gumption couldn't fix you see Gumption was used.." Grandpa said
"Ok we get it!" Tyke interupted
"Well then I suppose seeing as I'm a teacher here could you young lady please let these students have some free cards?" Grandpa asked the old woman
"Meh I don't care this is my last day here anyways take these they just arrived today." The old woman replied
"Wait your giving us a box each?" Tom asked
"Yea I am so what." The lady replied
"So shouldn't we pay for them?" Tom asked
"Look do you want the free cards or not?" The woman replied
"I don't know whats in them?" Tom asked
"Tom shut up we won't get the cards if you talk." Tyke told Tom
"Well in that box that Albus is holding contains the brand new Seven Knights monsters, In that box that Tom is holding contains various cards but mostly Level monsters and Tyke..." The woman paused
"Yes go on" Tyke said excitedly
"Has a bunch of random cards I don't know Spellcasters." the woman said tiredly
"Sweet lets go to our dorms and open the cards." Tom suggested
"Ok bye Gramps!" Albus said and they left
"So is there a Mr. Shop assistant?" Grandpa said flirting with the woman
"There was but he is dead." The woman replied
"Heart desease?" Grandpa asked
"No I killed him." the woman replied
"Oh I'll just go then." Grandpa said thinking about leaving
"Wait try me it might work out unlike my other seven husbands" the woman replied
"Seven you say, What happened to them all?" Grandpa asked
"You know the usual they were idiots." the woman replied
"So I see." Grandpa said
--------At the Ra Dorm------
"Woah sweet!" Tom shouted
"What did you get Tom?" Tyke asked
"I pulled out the rare Masked Knight monsters" Tom replied
"What one?" Tyke asked
"Lv 3, Lv 5 & lv 7, what did you get Tyke?" Tom asked
"The best I got was Exploder Magician & Crusader of Endymion what you get Albus?" Tyke asked
"I got all the Seven Knights they are awesome!" Albus replied
"Give us a quick analysis of them." Tom said
"You don't even know what analysis means do you Tom?" Tyke asked Tom
"Haha you said anal." Tom replied
"No I didn't I said analysis" Tyke replied
"Ha you said it again!" Tom said
"Why do I bother?" Tyke asked himself
"The 'Seven Knights are the new mix of power and Speed' so i'm guessing a mix between Gladiator beasts & Six Samurai monsters." Albus said
"Cool you making a deck out of them?" Tom asked
"Yep you bet this is going to be another deck change just like in that other fanfic that I was the main character in." Albus replied
"That was the most stupid thing that has ever come out of your mouth you being a main character c'mon!" Tyke said
"Well its true but that fanfic failed so the writer made a new one!" Albus replied
"How long did that last?" Tom asked
"About two chapters" Albus replied
"Wow and i've been the main character for like what now eight-nine chapters?" Tom asked
"Yep nine exactly." Tyke answered
"Hey guess why is Six afraid of Seven?" Tom asked
"Becuase its so ugly?" Albus replied
"No because Seven, ate Nine get it?" Tom replied
*Silence*
"Oh you can all just go straight to hell." Tom said
"When the gates open right?" Albus asked
"Your ridiculous the gates of hell will never open who gave you that dumb idea." Tom asked
"Hmm lets see Ruby said it to Tyke and Reo said it backwards in the last duel." Albus replied
"Oh so thats what he said, he must be emo." Tom replied
----------END-----------------
------------Sunday Arfternoon----
Tom is outside under a tree lying on the ground, feeling the gentle breeze in the air just relaxing.
"Man it feels so good to skip class! its not like I need to learn anything I win all my duels anyway." Tom said with his eyes closed
"HEEEEEEEEEEEY Tom." Albus shouted at Tom
"God damn it can't a guy masturbate on this damn island?" Tom asked
"What?" Albus asked
"Yo homie just chillin." Tom replied
"What?" Albus asked again
"Word." Tom replied
"Yea anyways Tom you gotta hear this an old man showed up and..." Albus said
"Wait a minute didn't that already happen in the last chapter?" Tom asked
"Yes but this old man is your grandpa!" Albus told Tom
"Um question why should I care?" Tom asked
"Because he's your grandpa." Albus explained
"...." Tom stared at Albus
"Because he's old enough to buy us a copy of JUGS!" Albus explained
"....." Tom stared at Albus
"Because one day he'll give you a card that helps you win a duel!" Albus explained
"......" Tom stared at Albus
"Because I'll kick your ass if you don't!" Albus explained
"......." Tom stared at Albus
"Because he'll throw a brick at my Grandpa!" Albus explained
"Good point Albus lets go and check it out!" Tom replied and they ran to the Red Dorm.
-------------At the Red Dorm------------
Albus and Tom's Grandpa are in a dorm chatting about things.
"Haha well its great to see you Hector!" Grandpa Matrix said
"Good to see you to Rick." Grandpa Fuzo replied
Tom and Albus shows up and are listening to the conversation through a crack in the door haha I said crack.
"Yes it is good to see you say are you a drinker?" Grandpa matrix asked
"Wow eavesdropping is cool." Tom said to Albus
"Yea its almost as fun as stealing mail." Albus replied
"Yo homie just chillin." Tom said
"What?" Albus asked
"Word." Tom replied
"Tom stop talking like that." Albus ordered
"But I---" Tom replied
"No!" Albus replied
"But I---"
"No!" Albus replied
"But I---"
"Hey Tom guess what?" Albus asked
"What?" Tom asked
"SHUT UP!" Albus told Tom
"Why I don't ever recall drinking since I was forty." Grandpa Fuzo replied to Grandpa Matrix's question
"Do you know the game nuts on the table?" Grandpa Matrix asked
"I don't recall--" Grandpa Fuzo replied
"Then were gonna have fun tonight!" Grandpa Matrix said putting a beer bottle on the table.
"Hey Grandpa!" Tom and Albus said simutainously
"Well that was wierd." Tom and Albus said simutainously
"Oh that was wierd too." Tom and Albus said simutainously
"Oh hey kids how are you?" Grandpa Fuzo asked
"They're fine look at them! They look like they've just been mugged!" Grandpa Matrix said.
"Actually we just were mugged." Albus replied.
"What by who?" Grandpa matrix asked
"I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!" The red student shouted as he walked in
"Is that the guy?" Grandpa matrix asked.
"Yes it was." Tom replied.
"Ha you got mugged by a slifer red student?" Grandoa Matrix asked
"Well Tyke wasn't there to get mugged so yeah they mugged us." Albus replied.
"Thats it time to teach this silly person a lesson lets duel!" Grandpa matrix told the Slifer Student.
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?" The student asked.
"No I am challenging you to a childrens card game." Grandpa Matrix replied.
"AH ROLLIOS, ROLLIOS FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" the student replied.
"What the hell is a bunghole?" Grandpa Matrix asked.
"YOU ARE A BUNGHOLE! and so am I." the student replied.
"Just shut up and duel me." Grandpa Matrix told the student.
"LETS DUEL." they both shouted and the duel began.
"I'll go first, DRAW!!! Next I activate Destiny Draw and discard D-Hero Malicious the Graveyard and draw 2 more cards from my Deck."
"Lol this guy is in trouble." Tom said to Albus.
"What the hell does Lol mean?" Albus asked.
"Yo homie just ---" Tom replied
"TOM SHUT UP!!!!" Albus interrupted
"Chillen." Tom said lightly
"GOD DAMN IT IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA EFFING LOSE IT!" Albus shouted.
"Lose what a childrens card game?" Tom asked
"GAH!!!" Albus shouted.
"Ha ha I once heard Toms grandmother shout like anyways next I use D-Hero malicious's effect to remove itself from play to Special Summon another Malicious from my Deck." Grandpa Matrix said
"DO YOU HAVE ANY HOLIO?" The student asked
"Holio? Why would I have any holio?" Grandpa Matrix asked
"HOLIOS FOR MY BUNGHOLE MUWAHAHA!!!!" the student laughed.
"That's it now I activate emergancy Teleport and Special Summon Krebons from my deck, next i'll Synchro Summon Collosal Fighter, then i'll Summon Armageddon Knight and use his effect to put Dark Grepher in the Graveyard."
"The end is near for the guy who mugged us." Tom said
"Thats right because now I Special Summon Dark Armed dragon to my field. And because you're annoying me I get to attack you directly even though its only my first turn."
"YOU CAN TAKE ME BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BUNGHOLE, FOR I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE!" the student said and lost the duel.
"That should teach you to stay off the drugs!" Grandpa Matrix told the student
"DO YOU HAVE TP?" the student asked
"No I have no TP." Grandpa Matrix replied
"TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE HAHAHA!!!" the student said and returned to his dorm.
"Great Duel gramps how long you staying?" Tom Asked.
"I don't know I might stay as a co-teacher with Fuzo if its ok." Grandpa Matrix replied
"Sure you can help me out it'll be just like the Goonies!" Grandpa Fuzo replied.
"Can I be Corey Feldmon?" Grandpa Matrix asked
"No I'm Corey Feldmon." Grandpa Fuzo replied
"But you're always Corey Feldmon, When can I be Corey Feldmon?" Grandpa Fuzo asked
"Shut up from now on you'll be Chunk." Grandpa Fuzo replied
"We better go Tom." Albus told Tom
"Yep bye gramps!" Tom said as the ywalked to their dorm
"Bye kids!" Both Grandpa's said
Tom and Albus left for their dorm.
--------------A few Hours Later---------
"And then I said I am forty years old Mother too old to be living with you and I left!" Grandpa Fuzo said in a dunk voice
"Geez you've only had one Drink! anyway nuts on the table!" Grandpa Matrix said
"Ok so I put my nuts on the Table now what?" Grandpa Fuzo asked
"Now I do this!" Grandpa Matrix said and hit Grandpa Fuzo's nut with a beer bottle
BAM!
"Sweet mother of nazereth!" Grandpa Fuzo shouted and passed out
"Ahah you passed out you gotta take a drink! Fuzo?" Grandpa Matrix said.
--------End--------------
Rules of this Fanfic (Click to View)
1 - Don't Spam, Flam, Flood or BUMP this thread.
2 - Don't guess what will happen next. You can say I wonder whats gonna happen next but thats it.
3 - Be patient I will add a new chapter on weekends or when I have time.
4 - Enjoy reading this fanfic.
2 - Don't guess what will happen next. You can say I wonder whats gonna happen next but thats it.
3 - Be patient I will add a new chapter on weekends or when I have time.
4 - Enjoy reading this fanfic.
Character Profiles (Click to View)
Tom Matrix (Click to View)
Albus Fuzo *Borrowed from iYoko* (Click to View)
Tyke Natrui (Click to View)
Blake Trilogy (Click to View)
Prof.Elmsly (Click to View)
Ruby Krystal (Click to View)
Chancellor Duncan (Click to View)
Grandpa Fuzo (Click to View)
Grandpa Matrix (Click to View)
Reo Venditz *Made by Turboss* (Click to View)
Jack Destiny *Made by Destruction Hero* (Click to View)
Neo Dark *Made by ThePhantomDuelist* (Click to View)
Character Submission Form (Click to View)
You must send these to me through PM if you post it I will not accept your Character.
Please be aware that if I accept your character I might change a few things about him/her in the fanfic.
Name -
Age -
Gender -
Appearance (opt) -
Personality -
Deckname or Decklist -
Signature Card(s) -
Bio (opt) -
Storyline Suggestions (opt) -
Please be aware that if I accept your character I might change a few things about him/her in the fanfic.
Name -
Age -
Gender -
Appearance (opt) -
Personality -
Deckname or Decklist -
Signature Card(s) -
Bio (opt) -
Storyline Suggestions (opt) -
Chapters (Click to View)
Chapter 1- New Ar-Rivals (Click to View)
----------Sunday Morning------
It's a bright Sunday morning where the birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming and everything is peaceful just then however the shouting of an anxious duelist broke the peacefulness and turned it into a loud disturbance.
"TOM, TOM!!! Wake up buddy today's the day we make our mark in dueling WAKE UP!!!"
As Tom woke up he was startled by the loud noise his friend was making and as he rose from his bed he nearly lost his footing.
"Geez Albus do you really have to make so much racket?" Tom said Angrilly.
"I'm sorry Tom it's just that you know I've waited my whole life for this day and so have you, im just excited is all." Albus apoligized.
"Today? What's so special about today?" Tom asked in confusion.
"What you forgot already? Man you're really sleepy in the mornings you should know that today's the day that we leave for Duel Academy!"
"Oh yes that's right I knew that just let me get dressed and grab my Deck and duel disk and we'll leave for the docs." Tom explained.
"What about breakfast? Won't you get hungry?" said Albus.
"Pfft are you kidding I hardly ever get hungry i've got a stomach like a machine!" Tom said in a joke like way.
"Ok just don't tell me that your hungry on the boat I'll go wait outside for you." After Albus said that he left Tom's room and waited outside just like he said he would.
Once Tom got dressed he grabbed his deck and duel disk and walked to the docs with Albus and they boarded the ship off to Duel Academy.
-------While on the Boat---------
There's a gentle breeze of sea air on the main deck of the ship where Tom is standing everything is peaceful again. However Tom isn't feeling so peaceful he just feels pale Albus then walks up to Tom and taps him on the shoulder.
"Hey Tom the captain said it'll be another few hours until we reach Duel Academy so what you wanna do to kill the time?"
"I think im gonna be sick..." Tom said sickenly.
"Was it something I said? Hahaha." Albus said while amusing himself.
"Yes it was I think you were right I should have eaten breakfast before we left and now this sea breeze is making me feel like barfing."
"I think your just over-reacting or just hungry well don't worry there's a buffet in the dining room c'mon lets go eat."
Albus practically pushes Tom to the room because he is so sick but when they get inside the room the smell of delicious food brings Tom back to life and in seconds he is over at the food table and scoffs his face with food.
--------A few Hours Later--------
"Attention everyone, we have just reached the Duel Academy please grab your gear and board the ship in a single file line." said the captain over his speakers. However the only thing everyone listens to is grab their things as they all rush out of the ship like the 1st person out gets a Mokey Mokey.
"Man it was like armageddon trying to get out of that ship." Albus said to Tom.
"Yea well at least were past that ordeal now where do we go?" Tom asked Albus.
"Hmm well we are placed into Ra Yellow so go to the dorm and Chillax?"
Albus suggested.
"Sounds like a plan! Hey there's a sign over there it says Ra Yellow dorm this way lets go in that direction." Tom told Albus and they followed the directions but however the way they went wasn't to the Ra dorm...
"Wait a minute I don't think this is the Ra Yellow dorm it's all huge and Blue..." Albus said with a bad feeling.
"Yea me too I think we were tricked." Tom said to Albus but before they could even say or do anything a voice was heard.
"Hey what are these noobs doing at the Obelisk Blue dorm?" said a mysterious voice.
"Noob's? You're calling us NOOB'S?" Tom said Angrilly.
"Yea ya noob i'm calling you a noob and your friend is a noob to!" said the voice again.
"Well why don't you duel me ya jerk!" Tom said in defence.
"Tom I think we better go these guys are tough." Albus told Tom.
"I don't care Albus they called us noobs and I bet I could beat this guy." Tom replied.
"Aww the wittle noob wants a duel well come on lets duel." said the Obelisk Blue student.
"LET'S DUEL" they both shouted and the duel started.
"I'll start this duel off DRAW!!" Tom drew a card from his deck.
"Ok here we go I summon Silent Swordsman LV 3 in attack mode then I'll activate the Spell Card LV up! This card allows me to send 1 LV monster from the field to the Graveyard so I can bring out an even bigger LV monster from my Hand or Deck! C'mon out Silent Swordsman LV 5!"
Just then a huge swordsman appeared and did all types of acrobatic movements to show that he means buisness.
"Then i'll set 1 card face-down and End my turn."
"Good move buddy you've got this!" Albus said in support.
"Is that all you got? I've seen better 1st turns while in blindfolds my turn." The Obelisk said as a taunt while he drew his card.
"Hmm how should I beat this lil noob? Well I had a bad hand so I guess i'll just Summon Red-Eyes B. Chick and set 1 card face-down and end my turn, consider yourself lucky that I did't finish this off now noob." The Obelisk gave Tom & Albus a smirk.
"Grr that's it my turn and i'll send Slient Swordsman LV 5 to attack & demolish Red-Eyes B. Chick!" but before the attack went through...
"Ha! you fell for my Trap! I activate Widespread Ruin! Bye-Bye lil Swordsman." The Obelisk countered the attack.
"Arrg not Silent Swordsman! Darn it I'll set 1 monster in Defence mode and end my turn." Tom said whilst being surprised by the counter.
"Hmmph well at least you've done one thing smart, now to end this draw! I tribute Red-Eyes B. Chick to Special Summon Red-Eyes B. Dragon next i'll activate Future Fusion to send from my Deck to my Graveyard 5 Dragon monsters. Now Red-Eyes destroy his monster!"
Red-Eyes destroys Tom's face-down card which was Maruading Captain.
"Your move noob." The Obelisk said confidently.
"Woah this is an awesome duel I hope I can win, No I must win!" Tom thought to himself.
"Alright lets go draw! Next I'll Summon Silent Magician LV 4 then i'll activate LV up to level Silent Magician LV 4 to LV 8!
Come fourth Silent Magician LV 8!!!"
As Silent Magician LV 8 is Summoned lots of stars fly out of his magic scepter as he spins it around.
"Now Silent Magician LV 8 attack and destroy Red-Eyes B. Dragon!"
Tom- 4000
Obelisk- 2900
"Oh and next I'll activate Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your Future Fusion next turn I'll win." Tom said arrogantly.
"No you won't noob because I activate Dragons Mirror to remove in my Graveyard from play 5 Dragon monsters to Fusion Summon the all powerful FIVE HEADED DRAGON!!"
Just then a huge Dark Dragon with 5 heads appeared in front of everyones eyes it let out a huge roar which almost made Albus fall over.
"Now what are you gonna do? My monsters got 5000 ATK and your Magician only has 3500 Now FHD destroy his Magician!!"
As his Dragon charges his attack the sky becomes dark and then it fires its attack at Silent Magician.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRG" Tom shouts as his Life Points take a 1500 point singe.
Tom- 2500
Obelisk- 2900
"HOLD THE DUEL" shouted a voice from behind.
"Why Professor Elmsly what a pleasent surprise." Said the obelisk student.
"Don't talk to me like that Blake you know better than to pick on new students at this school." Professor Elmsly told Blake.
"Ok fine I'll call off the duel consider yourself lucky again noob see ya around." Blake told Tom as he walked into the Obelisk Blue dorm.
"I'm sorry about that he's always like when new students arrive." Prof Elmsly apologised.
"Don't be we understand." Albus said.
"We do?" Tom thought to himself.
"Anyways i'm sure you want to see your dorm well come on follow me there's already a student in your room he's going to be your roomate." Prof Elmsly said
"Cool another buddy!" Albus said excitedly.
----------In the Dorm--------
"Here we are your new dorm your roomate's over there on that bed just staring at his cards he's been like that since he's gotten into this room." Prof Elmsly soon left after saying that.
"Hey buddy what's your name? My name's Albus Fuzo and this is Tom Matrix." Albus asked in a freindly voice.
"Oh hi my name's Tyke Natrui nice to meet ya!"
"Nice to meet you Tyke so you just been staring at your cards?" Albus asked.
"Yea been thinking of new strategies!" Tyke replied.
"Cool what deck do you run?" Tom asked politely.
"I'm running an Endymion Chaos deck." Tyke replied.
"Cool wanna duel? I run a Toon deck." Albus asked.
"Yea sure we've got all afternoon to just chill why not?" Tyke answered.
For the rest of the day the 3 friends just duelled each other of course each time Tom duelled Tyke he won, When Tom duelled Albus it was always close and when Tyke duelled Ablus Tyke got beaten but he had won on a few occasions.
--------END---------
Chapter 2- Old Surprise! (Click to View)
--------Monday Morning-------
It is another bright and sunny day at Duel Academy! The new students are preparing for their first lessons, eating breakfast or just lying in bed trying to wake up. Tom, Albus & Tyke are in the Ra Yellow cafeteria chatting and joking around.
"And then I said you'd better go and catch it! and I hung up the phone. Hahahaha." Albus telling Tyke another one of his jokes.
"Ha I've heard that one before." Tyke replied.
"Oh you have? dang I need to work on my act." Albus said with a laugh.
"Hey Tom why do you wear that headband of yours? you never seem to take it off." Tyke asked Tom.
"Hmm you know I don't know I guess its just lucky and I like it. So tell me Tyke why do you wear those gloves of yours?" Tom answered and asked.
"Well when I was younger me and my parents went on a camping trip and I was forced to leave my deck behind. I was so bored that I put my hands in the campfire, when we got to the hospital the doctors said that I could never duel again unless I wore these gloves, so yea that's your answer!" Tyke said truthfully.
"Well it's a good thing you got those gloves otherwise you would never had been accepted into Duel Academy." Albus said.
"Yea it was a good thing." Tyke replied with a smile.
"Well I guess were done here let's go to class." Albus said optimistically.
"I hate class." Tom said to himself.
----------At the Classroom----------
Tom, Albus & Tyke walked to the class together and they made it in early. When everyone arrived to class Prof. Elmsly started teaching.
"Ok students today is going to be a fun lesson because today we will be learning about how to build a successful Burn Deck."
Everyone got their notebooks out and looked at the front of the room.
"Now what Type of monsters are most common in a burn deck anyone care to answer?" Prof. Elmsly asked the class but was inturrupted by an old voice.
"Burn decks are most likely to contain Pyro or fire attribute type monsters. Honestly Ernest have I taught you nothing? Why dont you teach these students something useful?" said an old voice.
"Why Professor Crowler what are you doing here?" Prof. Elmsly asked politely.
"Incase you've forgotten I still work here you know but by the reaction on your face your surprised to see me?" Crowler asked.
"Yes I am surprised to see you because we have'nt heard from you in ages where have you been for the past two years?" Elmsly asked.
"I was on a long, long service leave so tell me are there any new students with potential?" Crowler asked while he scouted the students.
"Yep I do." Tom yelled at Crowler.
"Hmm well then young lad let's see your potential I want you to duel Prof Elmsly NOW!" Crowler said.
"But Crowler sir he is only a 1st year student." But before prof Elmsly finished his sentence he was interupted by crowler again.
"You fool don't you remember that a 1st year student a few years ago defeated me in his 1st duel?" Crowler said peering at Elmsly.
"*Sigh* I guess your right well then Tom are you ready to face my deck?" Elmsly asked.
"You better believe it! I'm always ready!" Tom replied confidently.
"LET'S DUEL" they both shouted and the duel was underway.
"Ok i'll kick this off with this, DRAW!!" Tom said drawing his card.
"First I'll summon Silent Magician LV 4 in attack mode, then I'll set 2 cards face-down your move Professor!" Tom said ending his turn.
"Ok i'll draw a card then. I'll summon Green Gadget in attack mode next I'll use his Special effect which allows me to add Yellow Gadget from my deck to my hand. Now Green Gadget attack and destroy his monster!" Prof. Elmsly said but Green Gadget was destroyed and Prof. Elmsly lost 100 Life Points.
"Grr hey how come your Magician isn't destroyed?" Prof. Elmsly asked.
"His effect! when you drew a card he gained 500 ATK points and he gets a Spell Counter but i'll talk about that later." Tom answered.
"Hmm good I guess i'll set 1 card face-down your move Tom."
Tom- 4000
Prof. Elmsly- 3900
"Ok draw! Next i'll activate 1 of my Trap Cards Pitch Black Power Stone. This card has 3 Spell counters on it but once per turn I can move a Spell Counter onto a card on the field, so i'll put 1 Spell Counter on Silent Magician LV 4 now he has 2000 ATK points. Then I activate Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your face-down card."
"But now i'm defenceless!" Prof. Elmsly shouted.
"Now go Silent Magician attack him directly!"
Tom- 4000
Prof. Elmsly 1900
"Your move Professor." Tom said with a smile.
"Well done I guess I'll Summon Red Gadget but I won't use his effect, Next i'll play Smashing Ground to destroy your Magician then i'll activate Limiter Removal to double my monsters attack now attack him directly!"
"I activate my Trap card Magical cylinder! Redirect his attack to his Life Points!" Tom said and with those words Tom won the duel.
"Congratulations Tom you have beaten Prof Elmsly! I am very impressed." Crowler said and left the room.
Shortly after class was finished and the gang left for their dorm.
"That was an awesome duel Tom!" both Albus and Tyke congratulated Tom.
"Thanks guys." Tom replied.
"Hey you know that duel yesterday between you and Blake was that face-down card Magical Cylinder?" Albus asked.
"Actually it was Sakurestu Armor." Tom replied.
"Oh so you would have won anyway if the duel was'nt called off. Well let's go to the dorm I need to chillax after that duel!" Albus replied.
They reached their dorm but on Tom's desk their was a note for Tom.
"Hey what's this?" Tom asked as he picked up the note.
"Duh it looks like a note." Albus said jokingly.
It says "Meet me at the beach tomorrow after class". Tom told Albus & Tyke.
"I think it's going to be a duel." Tom said.
"I think you have a secret admirer." Albus said as a joke again.
"I think it's a premier of Teamfourstars next video." Tyke said but both Albus & Tom stared at him like he said an unfunny joke
"What?" Tyke replied.
------END------
Chapter 3- Mysterious Waves! (Click to View)
------Tuesday Morning------
The day started out like any other day it was calm and peaceful at the Academy. Again everyone was getting ready for class, improving their decks or having breakfast and chilling out before the day ahead. Tom, Albus & Tyke are in their dorm getting ready for the day ahead.
"Hey Tom are you looking forward to what is going to happen after class?" Albus asked.
"Yup you bet I am." Tom replied while editing his deck.
"Why are you changing your deck around? It looks good already." Tyke asked Tom.
"I'm changing to my stronger deck because I think that I'm going to duel someone really tough after class." Tom replied.
"What you mean that is'nt your strongest deck?" Tyke asked.
"Yea it is'nt trust me I know his best deck." Albus answered for Tom.
"Well my deck's ready so lets head off to class." Tom said cheerfully.
"I thought you said you hated class." Albus interupted.
"Oh yea, but you know that when I change my deck im in a good mood." Tom said happily.
"Well anyways lets go to class." Tyke said and they left their dorm.
-----At the classroom------
Not too much happened in class it was just an average lesson with the students learning about the basics of dueling. Tom was so bored that he drifted off to sleep near the end of the lesson only to be woken up by Albus & Tyke.
"Tom wake up sleepy head!" Albus shouted at him.
"Wh--What?" Tom said trying to wake up.
"Don't tell me you forgot about the beach!" Tyke said.
"What's wrong with the beach?" Tom asked almost being worried.
"You're supposed to meet someone at the beach the beach is fine." Albus answered.
"Oh yea thats right I forgot thanks guys." Tom replied while grabbing his gear.
Tom dashed out of class toward the beach leaving Tyke & Albus at the classroom.
"Should'nt we go after him?" Tyke asked Albus.
"We could or we could do this *pretends to light up a cigarette* so what were you saying about card games on motorbikes?"
"What the hell is wrong with you today?" Tyke asked.
"Oh sorry been watching to many abridged episodes." Albus answered.
"Yea...We should just go after Tom and forget that you made that stupid reference." Tyke said awkwardly.
"Yea we should do that."
Albus & Tyke raced past the doors of the Academy and soon met up with Tom who was standing face to face with a human figure.
--------At The Beach----------
"Who are you and why did you want to meet me here?" Tom asked the figure.
"Well then you already know that I am the person who left you that note my name is Dark, Neo Dark." Neo answered.
"Why did you use that lame James bond reference?" Tyke asked.
"I thought it was funny hahaha." Neo answered
"Ok..Why did you want to meet me here?" Tom asked
"I saw that duel between you and Professor Elmsly and I was impressed so I asked you to come here to duel you!" Neo answered.
"Ok bring it on!" Tom said.
"LET'S DUEL" They both shouted
"I'll go 1st and i'll Summon Krebons in attack mode then I'll set 1 card face-down your move Tom." Neo told Tom.
"Ok my move draw!" but before the card was added to Tom's hand.
"I activate the Trap Card Drop Off which means that you must discard the card you've just drawn." Neo said interupting Tom's turn.
"Oh no not the card I've drawn!" Tom replied.
"Yes the very same." Neo said.
"I guess I'll set a monster and set 2 cards face-down your move Neo!" Tom said.
"By the way I think now would be the appropiate time to tell you that I am a teacher for Obelisk Blue." Neo said
"Uh actually before we started the duel would have been the time to tell me this..." Tom told Neo.
"Well too bad i'm telling you now hahahaha." Neo said with a laugh.
"Yea that's not funny that's just being a no good limey." Tom told Neo.
"Limey?? How dare you I'll make you pay with this I discard 1 card from my hand to Special Summon The Tricky from my hand and now I'll Synchro Summon Thought Ruler Archfiend!!!"
As Neo said that a huge alienlike creature appeared before their eyes!
"Oh crap i'm in trouble." Tom said.
"Yes you are and now nothing can stop me unless you have Bottomless Trap hole but it's a good thing that you don't have..." but before he could finish his sentence
"I activate Bottomless Trap Hole!!" Tom interupted.
"D-D-DAMN IT!!!" Neo shouted.
"You should know that the main character of any show almost always wins!" Tom told Neo.
"Fine i'll end my turn." Neo shouted in anger.
"Next I flip Summon my monster Marauding Captain, then I'll use his effect to Special Summon Horus The Black Flame Dragon LV 4. Then I'll Summon Armed Dragon Lv 3 and play 2 Lv ups to level them to Lv 6 & Lv 5 now I attack you with all my monsters!"
Tom wins the duel in what must be the fluke of the century
"Hmmph i'll get my revenge one of these days Tom!" Neo shouted and left the beach.
-----Back at the Ra dorm----
"Hey Tom another great duel no wonder why that was your strongest deck!" Tyke said congratulating Tom.
"Yea I use that deck when a strong duelist shows up." Tom said.
"Or he wants to beat me." Albus replied.
Just then Tom received a beep from his messenger.
"Huh who's this?" Tom asked looking at his messenger.
"Tom I want to finish that duel between you and I but be warned i'm not going to hold back!" The Message ended.
"Who was that?" Albus asked.
"It was Blake he wants a rematch he did'nt tell me where it is but i'll find out sooner or later." Tom replied.
"Wow you're making enemies fast on this Island arent ya?" Tyke said.
"Nah they're just friends who hate me!" Tom replied.
------End------
Chapter 4- Rivalry Rematch! (Click to View)
--------Wednesday Morning-------
It was a bright clear morning compared to the stormy night the island had the night before. The students at the academy are just waking up from the rough night and are getting ready for the day ahead.
"Hey Albus how'd you sleep last night?" Tyke asked sleepily.
"Ugh it was horrible I only got like 5 hours sleep how much did you get Tom...Tom?" Albus asked as he looked at Tom's bed.
"Zzzzzzzzz." Tom replied.
''Geez how can he sleep after a storm like that?" Tyke asked Albus.
"Hm I don't know but let's be total jerks and wake him up!" Tyke & Albus nodded and shouted at Tom who woke up stumbling.
"Woah what? Who woke me up? Oh it's just you guys so how'd you sleep?" Tom asked them both but they didn't reply.
"Oh I see not very well." Tom was right.
"Yea..Anyways you ready for today's duel between Blake?" Tyke asked.
"Oh you bet! Who's he dueling?" Tom asked in return.
"He's dueling YOU, you idiot." Tyke replied.
"Well there's no need for that anyways we better get ready for class." Albus said and they all left for class.
---------At the classroom--------
"Ok students in todays lesson you will be taught by Professor Dark." Elmsly told the students as Neo walked in.
"Please call me Neo or if you students would prefer Mr.Dark." Neo said.
"How about we call you Mr.Loser!!" Blake said and everybody in class laughed but Tom.
"You!!! Tom Matrix you think your a clown eh?" Neo said blaming Tom for the insult.
"But Mr.Dark it wasnt me it was..." But before Tom could finish his sentence.
"A Drunk! Yep a Drunk and a liar but mostly a liar I know you called me Mr.Loser Tom!" Neo said as if he thought it was funny.
"Tom's a drunk? Hey where's the booze?" Someone in the class said.
"I'm not a drunk you moron! How'd they even accept you into the Academy your an idiot!" Tom replied to the person.
"Enough to teach you some manners I will make you duel Blake after class at the Duel Field!" Neo said and after awhile class was finished.
------At the Duel Field-------
"And now for your punishment & my revenge you shall duel Blake right here right now!" Neo said as the duel was about to begin.
"You ready for this noob?" Blake insulted Tom.
"LETS DUEL!!" They both shouted.
"Yea go Blake you can beat that there Tom who beat that there Neo in Chapter 3" Someone in the crowd shouted.
"Who the hell are you?" Blake asked the person but got no answer.
"I'll go first draw!!! Now i'll Summon my old favourite Silent Swordsman LV 3 in attack mode. Then i'll set 2 cards face-down your move Blake!" Tom send ending his turn.
"Wow that was an ok move." Said a girls voice as she sat next to Albus & Tyke.
"Dibs" Albus said to Tyke referring that he wanted that girl.
"Hey no fair I said shotgun!" Tyke replied.
"Too bad I said it 1st haha." Albus told Tyke.
"My move now i'll set 2 cards face-down and summon Masked Dragon now attack his monster!" Blake said as he made his move.
"I activate my Trap Negate Attack." Tom replied.
"You got lucky again I'll end my turn."
"Hi my name's Ruby Kryst what's yours?" Ruby asked Tyke.
"Uh my name's Tyke Natrui nice to meet you." Tyke replied while blushing.
"So is that your friend dueling?" Ruby asked Tyke.
"Who Tom? Oh yea he's my friend all right." Tyke replied.
"Hey do you guys mind? I'm trying to watch teenagers play a childrens card game!" Albus rudely interupted.
"Ok draw!! Now i'll active Swordsman's Effect to bring out Silent Swordsman LV 5!"
Just then the swordsman arised from his card frame and slahed his sword around to show that he was very skilled.
"Oh you again." Blake said.
"Yep and now I summon Spell Striker now Swordsman attack his monster!" Tom commanded his monster.
"I activate Mirror Force to destroy both of your monsters!" Blake said interupting Swordsmans attack.
"Gah not again!" Tom replied to the counter. "I guess i'll end my turn."
"Yes, Yes now finish him Blake!" Neo told Blake.
"Sure I will now my turn and you ran out of luck I activate Future Fusion you should no what i will do next i'll dump 5 Dragon monsters to my Graveyard. Then I'll Activate Dragons Mirror to bring out FHD!!!"
"Oh No." Tom Said.
"Oh No." Albus said.
"Oh No." Tyke said.
"Oh God yes!!!" Neo said.
"Now my Dragon lay waist to his Life Points!" Blake commanded his dragon to attack
"Now I activate my Mirror Force!" Tom countered.
"Bu-bu but that was my move!" Blake complained.
"Yes but because I'm the main character I.."
"Nobody cares that your the main character! you used that joke in chapter 3 just stop it!" Blake inturrupted.
"That was low..." Tom replied.
"Not as low as a limbo stick!" Neo shouted
"Fine I guess I'll just do this I Summon Marauding Captain use it's effect to Special Summon Silent Magician LV 4, activate Heavy Storm to clear the field, play LV up Special Summon Silent Magician LV 8 and attack you directly with my monsters and win!" Tom said and won the duel.
"Damn it!!!" Blake said angrily.
"Never underestimate the main character in any series!" Tom said and walked off to the dorm with Albus & Tyke.
-------At the Ra Dorm-------
"Wow I can't believe you won that duel Tom!" Tyke said.
"Yea well I can't believe you got that girl to go out with you." Tom replied.
"And I still can't believe it's not butter!" Albus said jokingly.
"Anyways catch ya 2moro I'm going to sleep." Tyke said.
Soon after Tom & Albus went to sleep ready for yet another predictable day with Tom winning card games, Albus saying cheap internet references, Tyke getting hot girls & Neo getting his plans ruined by Tom being the main character.
"Did that guy just ruin the whole season?" Some student asked.
No, now stay out of other people's buisness.
----------End---------
"No it isn't."
Shut Up!!!
Chapter 5- The Forest Duel (Click to View)
--------Wednesday Night------
It was a late night at Duel Academy everybody has gone to sleep ready for the next day, everyone but Blake that is he still can't get over the fact that he lost to Tom and that he isn't the main character.
"I still can't believe I lost to that Ra Yellow Noob!" Blake told himself
"But I can still hear his voices in my head!!!" As Blake said that he grabbed a blanket and pulled it over his head and started to hear echos of Tom's voice.
"I'm the main character so I always win!"
"But Albus he called us noobs!"
"Chicken strips taste better with hot sauce!"
"I love ya man I..I totally love you..."
"Sir you are clearly intoxicated you must leave the building right now..."
"I am not it is you! who is imtoximipated!.."
"That's it i'll have to get you out of here myself Security!!..."
"Oh you have to get your friends to help you, you pussy!"
"GAH I HATE THIS KID!!!!!!!" Blake let off a huge yell but nobody heard him.
--------Thursday Morning----------
"Yawn...good morning guys you ready for a new day at school?" Albus asked but recieved moans of sleepyness.
"Oh c'mon guys get up you've had all night to sleep and now it's time to wake up!" Albus yelled and Tyke & Tom woke up.
"Geez man what's your problem? You afraid to get to class late?" Tom asked Albus.
"No I'm afraid you'll be late for class!" Albus replied
"You sound like my mother!" Tyke said sleepilly
"Well while we are up we might as well get dressed and go to school." Tom said
"Yep let's go." Albus agreed and they all walked to class after getting dressed.
---------At the classroom--------
"Hey Tyke how are you this morning?" Ruby asked Tyke as she sat down next to him.
"I'm fine hey what deck do you use?" Tyke asked.
"All will be revealed soon." Ruby replied with an evil like tone
"What?" Tyke asked
"I mean good things come to those who wait." Ruby said with a smile.
"What does that mean?" Tyke asked Ruby but before she could reply Prof. Elmsly started class.
"Ok students today I would like to start todays lesson off by congratulating Tom on his victory yesterday." Prof. Elmsly stated and everyone cheered but Blake & Neo.
"Ok now that that is done lets begin todays lesson turn to chapter 3 in this Fanfic.. I mean Chapter 3 in your textbooks." As prof. Elmsly finished that Neo gave him a death stare.
--------After class--------
Soon after class was finished however Ruby was nowhere to be seen Tyke was too busy studying to notice she was gone and Tom & Albus didn't pay attention to her.
"Hey guys have you seen Ruby?" Tyke asked Tom & Albus
"No I thought you were next to her." Albus said in a jealous tone.
"I was studying hard and she must have just left." Tyke replied.
"Well we might aswell find her Albus you look near the harbour, Tyke you look towards the beach and i'll look in the forest." Having Tom said that the 3 left looking for Ruby.
--------In the Forest----------
The 3 boys were looking for Ruby. Albus & Tyke left for the beach and Harbour and Tom left for the forest.
"Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! Where are you Ruby?" Tom shouted in the forest.
"Hmm there's a lake up ahead maybe she's there!" Tom thought to himself and ran towards the lake.
"Tehehe I've been waiting for you to show up Tom!" Ruby told Tom
"What do you mean?" Tom asked
"I've drawn you here for one reason you know what it is?" Ruby asked
"You wanted to give me a kiss?" Tom guessed.
"Yes! No not that you moron I wanted to challenge you to a childrens card game and then I will give you a kiss!" Ruby said
"Wouldn't it be easier to skip the card game? because knowing the writer of this Fanfic Tyke & Albus will show up as soon as i've finished this sentence." Tom suggested
"Here we are Tom!" Tyke & Albus appeared at the lake.
"See what I tell ya!" Tom told Ruby
"Hmm good point lets Kiss!" Ruby agreed with Tom
"Oh sorry I don't like Red heads." Tom replied
"Damn straight you don't!" Inturrupted Tyke
"Fine lets just play a childrens card game!" Ruby told Tom
"Um Why?" Tom asked.
"Because I'll give Tyke a kiss if you win!" Ruby replied
"You better win Tom and i'm saying that as a friend not so I can get a kiss from Ruby." Tyke told Tom
"Fine I guess Tyke doesn't get a kiss then!" Ruby said
"No wait I was bluffing please give me a kiss!" Tyke begged
"Ok but only if Tom wins!" Ruby replied
"You better win Tom or i'll burn your cards using a paegen ritual!" Tyke threatened Tom
"What the hell man?" Tom asked in confusion
"Nevermind just duel already!" Tyke replied
"LETS DUEL!!!" Tom & Ruby shouted.
-------To Be Continued-----------
Chapter 6- The Forest Duel Pt.2 (Click to View)
-------Thursday Evening----------
"Hey Tyke do you think Tom has a chance against Ruby's Deck?" Albus asked Tyke.
"I don't know her deck yet, but if Tom wants to see the next sunrise he will win." Tyke replied.
"Gah! Sorry I think I just had a heart attack." Albus said in response.
"Will you guys stop being stupid?" Tom asked.
"I'm not being stupid Albus is!" Tyke said angrilly.
"I'm sorry if i'm stupid but..." Albus said trying to think
"But what?" Tyke said impatiently.
"Well i've never actually been to school until now, you see my parents have been making me play card games since I was a baby!" Albus said truthfully.
"No you don't say? Let's start the duel now." Tom interupted
"Tehe you should know ladies always 1st!" Ruby said kindly.
"Uh actually I was taught that girls never go 1st you see in the animal kingdom..." Tom said.
"Too late I'm going 1st haha!" Ruby said laughing.
"Damn it!" Tom was sure he was going to go 1st.
"Ok i'll draw. Then I'll Set 1 monster in defence position, then set 2 cards face down your move Tom!" Ruby said ending her turn.
"My move draw!!" Tom said but was interrupted by Ruby
"Soon the gates of hell will open!" Ruby shouted in an evil voice.
"Nobody cares about when the gates of hell will open!" Tom shouted back.
"My mummy does." Ruby replied.
"Okay if thats not the scariest moment in my life then I don't know what is."
Just then a picture of Gummy bears appeared from out of nowhere.
"Ok I lied that was the scariest moment in life. Anyways I'll summon Horus LV 4 to the field. Horus attack the face down monster!" Tom ordered.
"Ha you just attacked a wall because my monster Gravekeepers Spy has more defence than your Dragon!" Ruby said.
Tom- 3600
Ruby- 4000
"Damn it." Tom said frustratingly.
"Also I can Special Summon another Gravekeeper from my deck and i'll choose Gravekeeper's assailant!" Ruby said while activating it's effect.
"I guess i'll have to set 2 cards face down and end my turn." Tom said ending his turn.
"You know Tyke if we leave know we can still make it in time to watch the next episode of Malcolm in the Middle." Albus suggested to Tyke.
"I don't care about stupid Malcolm in the stupid Middle!" Tyke replied.
"Well then I guess you don't care about comical geniuses then either!" Albus told Tyke.
"Nope not at all." Tyke replied.
"You know what you're a *Censored due to language* you know that?" Albus answered back.
"Yea that's great eat some cat food nobody cares!" Tyke replied
"Oh one time when I was seven!" Albus said angrilly.
"Sigh you sure know how to pick friends don't you Tom?" Ruby asked.
"Uh actually they arent my freinds they're only here because every show needs a main character with friends." Tom answered.
"Ok anyways I'm going to play Necrovalley and then attack your Dragon with Gravekeepers assailant now, Then while it's attacking I will activate Magician's Circle now we both Special Summon a Spellcaster that's a LV 4 from our decks to the field."
"Ok i'll bring out Silent Magician LV 4." Tom said
"Then I'll bring out Gravekeeper's Spear Soldier. Now attack again my monsters!" Ruby ordered.
"I activate the Trap Card Mirror Force destroy her monsters!" Tom countered.
"No!!!" Ruby shouted.
"Yes!!!" Tyke said in anticipation.
"I guess i'll end my turn now." Ruby said.
"Yay Tom's going to win like he always does!" Albus said happily.
"How's that?" Tyke asked.
"By listening to Micheal Jackson's music while he is about to win!" Albus said.
"Really? I love Micheal Jackson!" Tyke said.
"Oh yes me too." Albus answered.
"We are not listening to Micheal Jackson!" Tom yelled at them.
However a bunch of people were screaming at Tom saying "We love Micheal" over and over again.
"Fine but I get to pick the Song." Tom said.
The song was 'Bad'
"Ok now I will activate Heavy Storm to destroy all Spell & Trap cards on the field then I'll play 2 LV ups to Summon Silent Magician LV 8 & Horus LV 8 to my field. Now attack my monsters!" Tom ordered.
"He's bad, he knows it.." Albus & Tyke began singing with the song.
"I guess I win thank god I'm bad!" Tom said as the song faded and ended.
"Hmm good duel I guess I owe Tyke a kiss!" Ruby said nicely.
"Really?" Tyke asked.
"Pfft hell no! hahaha!" Ruby said in an evil tone and left.
"That lying no-good-dirty-rotten!" Tyke said but wa held back by Tom & Albus.
"Maybe we should go home and calm Tyke down." Tom suggested.
"Good idea!" Albus agreed.
"Yea you better run!" Tyke shouted at Ruby but was long gone into the forest.
Shortly after they all watched Malcolm in the Middle in their dorm. Then they watched Micheal Jacksons music videos for the rest of the night then went to sleep ready for another thrilling day at Duel Academy.
----------The End--------
R.I.P Micheal Jackson you will be missed!
Chapter 7 - Allied Forces (Click to View)
----------Friday Morning---------------
Finally it is the end of the week last lessons are today until next week and everybody is waiting for two days off.
"Cuz this is Thriller!" Albus began singing
"Oh My God enough with Micheal Jackson already I had enough of him from Chapter 6!" Tom shouted angrilly.
"Well excuse me if one my heroes has died!" Albus explained.
"Oh kay i'm just gonna pretend I did not just hear that." Tom said
"Maybe we should just head off to class.." Tyke said.
--------In The Classroom---------
"Everyone Prof Elmsly is dead." Prof Dark told everybody.
"Gasp!" everyone gasped.
"Ahahah no i'm just kidding he is out sick today!" Prof Dark said
"That was low." Tom said.
"Hello everybody!" Prof Elmsly walked in.
"AHHHHH!" Everybody screamed.
"What whats the matter?" Prof Elmsly asked.
"Tom Matrix said that you were dead and then he said you were sick! I told you he was a drunk and a liar!" Prof Dark said.
"I did not you Limey!" Tom shouted.
"Limey? How dare you!" Prof Dark walked up to Toms desk and punched him.
"Ow Ok mild racism got it!" Tom said in pain.
"Damn it punching you gave me wankers cramp! thats it i'm putting you in a Tag Duel instead of suspending you!" Prof Dark said in pain.
"Um why?" Tom asked.
"I don't really know but if you do accept you can choose any partner you wish to help you." Prof Dark said
"Well alright its definently not going to be Tyke!" Tom said
"Good suggestion Tyke it is!" Prof Dark said
"What? No I don't want him!" Tom replied
"You sound like my mother!" Tyke said
"Prof Elmsly I believe they have accepted the terms." Prof Dark told Prof Elmsly
"Very well then a Tag Duel it is!" Prof Elmsly said
"Tom this is going to be worse then that time I disected a worm for my science project, Then fainted because of all the blood and then I was rushed to hospital where I came to realise that I hadn't even disected at all, hell I didn't even go to school! I was just really really bored that summer. Plus it was a Gummi Worm." Tyke told Tom
"Why the hell did we even accept you?" Prof Dark asked
"Because I got a good grade on my test thats why!" Tyke replied
"Oh yes thats right just remember if you fail you die!" Prof Dark reminded Tyke
"What?" Tyke asked
"Thats right you die!" Death said in a corner
"Its part of the contract!" Prof Dark said
"What freekin contract?" Tyke asked
"Shut up and go to the duel field!" Prof Dark replied
---------At the duel field------------
"Hey Tyke is a Tag Duel like the game tag?" Tom asked
"No." Tyke replied
"What about that deoderant Tag?" Tom asked
"No." Tyke replied
"What about Tag Force 1,2,3,4 & 5?" Tom asked
"Tag Force 5 isn't out yet and no it is not like that!" Tyke said sarcastically
"Hello everyone and welcome to the duel field, in this duel the rules are exactly like in the Tag Force games!" Prof Dark explained
"You said it wasn't like the Tag Force games!" Tom told Tyke
"Its called sarcasm!" Tyke shouted
"Ohhh what does that taste like?" Tom asked
"Damn it Tom!" Tyke said angrilly
"Whos our opponents Luminous & Umbra?" Tom asked.
"No the paradox brothers!" Prof Dark said.
"The Paradox Brothers I've heard about them they're dueling mercinaries not to mention the best tag team in the world!" Ruby said
"Considering they are the only Tag Team in the world I am not surprised.
And dueling mercinaries what are you retarded?" Albus replied
"How many sides are on a triangle?" Ruby asked
"*Sigh* Three." Albus replied sighing
"Are not able to be here today so we found two replacements for them!" Prof Dark said finishing his sentence.
"What happened to them?" Tom asked
"They died." Prof Dark replied
"I'm not falling for that again why aren't they here Prof Dark?" Tom asked again
"No i'm serious they are dead!" Prof Dark replied
"Have you read the book called Little Boy cried wolf?" Tyke asked
"I'm a teacher at an academy that involves childrens card games what do you think?" Prof Dark replied
"So no." Tom said
"That is correct!" Prof Dark said
"So who are our opponents?" Tyke asked
"Allow me to answer that, Allo Allo my name is Reo Venditz and my Tag Team partner is..." Reo said
"Jack Destiny Y'all wassup everybody in the hisouse?" Jack interupted
"Ok so we are faceing another British person and an American who speaks like a rapper? fair enough Lets duel!" Tom shouted and the duel began.
----------To Be continued-----------
Chapter 8- Allied Forces Pt.2 (Click to View)
"Yo homie lets trash these punks!" Jack told Reo
"Uh what?" Reo asked
"I said yo homie lets trash these punks!" Jack repeated
"*Sigh* Bloody yank, you two ready?" Reo asked
"You bet lets duel!" Tom replied
"I summon Summoner Monk." Tyke said
"Yo I summon Destiny Hero - Fear Monger." Jack said
"I summon Silent Magician LV 4." Tom said
"I summon Goblin Attack Force!" Reo said
"One question why did we only summon monsters in our first turn?" Tyke asked
"Because y'all stupid thats why!" Jack replied
"You just called yourself stupid Jack, the real reason is becuase this is all we can do on the first turn in a Tag Duel." Reo answered
"Hey Tyke whats a cameo?" Tom asked
"Tom there isn't a cameo in this chapter." Tyke replied
"Yes but whats a cameo?" Tom asked again
"Allow me to explain." Crowler said as he walked in
"Yep thats a cameo make your move Reo!" Tyke interupted
"It seems I already did it is your move now Tyke." Reo replied
"Now a cameo is when somebody." Crowler began to talk
"Shut up we don't need to hear it!" Tyke told Crowler
"Hmph well then if you don't understand the importance of a cameo then we'll just have to learn it in class!" Crowler replied
"Aw nice going Tyke!" A person in the crowd said
"Yea way to make us learn more about absolutly nothing!" Another person said
"My head hurts." Another person said
"Anyways I activate Summoner Monks effect to Special Summon my Magical Exemplar to the field." Tyke said
"You have to discard 1 Spell Card to the Graveyard first idiot!" A person said
"Shut up I already did! now I activate Lightning Vortex to destroy your monsters!" Tyke went on
"But you have to discard.." The same person as before said
"I know the effects of my cards you *censored* moron!" Tyke shouted at him
"......" The person replied
"Anyways now my Exemplar gets 2 Spell Counters on it and I'll remove them to Special Summon Night's End Sorceror from my hand. Any comments from the crowd?" Tyke asked
"......." Everybody in the crowd said nothing
"I didn't think so now I Synchro Summon Tempest Magician by sending Night's End & Monk to the Graveyard." Tyke explained
"This isn't going to end well." Reo said
"Your right because now I add 1 Spell Counter on Tempest Magician due to its effect and attack you directly!" Tyke commanded
"AHHHH" Reo shouted
Tom & Tyke - 8000
Reo & Jack - 5800
"Hey Catbus is Tom & Tyke winning?" Ruby asked Albus
"Yes they are and my name is Albus!"
"Bastion?" Ruby asked Albus
"Albus!" Albus replied
"Basturd?" Ruby asked
"ALBUS!!!" Albus shouted
"John?" ruby asked
"That doesn't even sound like Albus!" Albus said
"Ohh look at that a Tag Duel!" Ruby said changing the subject
"D-D-D *Sigh*" Albus sighed out of Ruby's stupidity
"Your turn Jack!" Tyke said
"You better have a good hand Yank!" Reo warned Jack
"You bet I do I'ma shove a cab up their ass!" Jack replied
"Woah, woah, woah, wait so you want to shove a taxi up our asses?" Tom asked
"No you fool I'ma gonna shoot you with this hand I got." Jack replied
"That still doesn't make any sense." Tom said
"Neither do you." Tyke told Tom
"Tyke we can play state the obvious later but now we've got a duel to win or lose im not sure." Tom replied
"You about to lose with this hand I got!" Jack said arrogantly
"What do you have Exodia? ha i'd like to see you try!" Tom asked
"Hmm Exodia..." Reo thought to himself
"No draw OH MY GOD!" Jack said
"What did you draw exodia?" Tyke asked
"No I drew..." Jack said
"You idiot your not supposed to tell them what you draw! Seriously does anyone actually know how to play this game?" Reo asked
"I'm pretty sure nobody does." Tom said
"Hmm good point, Jack finish them off!" Reo ordered
"Sure thing I end my turn!" Jack said
"WHAT???" Reo shouted
"Ok now I summon Silent Swordsman LV 3 and activate 2 LV ups now my monsters attack Reo Directly!" Tom commanded
"You little *censored* i'm gonna tear off your *censored* and shove them up your *censored* and then you'll have to *censored* side-ways!*censored*" Reo shouted at Jack for ending his turn
"Dude they are about to attack ya!" Jack told Reo
"Hunh? Oh *censored*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Reo shouted
Tom & Tyke - 8000
Reo & Jack - 0
"Catch y'all later!" Jack said and left
"You son of a *censored* i'm going to either kick your dog or give it wankers cramp!" Reo shouted at Jack as he walked out the door
"Nobody believes in Wankers Cramp its just a legend!" Albus told Reo
"My mommy does." Reo replied
"And besides i'm sure he doesn't even have a dog!" Tom said
"Well then I am going to buy him one." Reo said
"Thats very nice of you." Tom said
"Then I am going to kick it or give it wankers cramp!" Reo said
"Ok dude you seriously have issues." Tom said
"Nepo lliw lleh fo setag eht!" Reo replied
"Ok that was weird lets get the hell out of here." Albus replied.
-----------At the Ra Dorm---------------
*Knock**Knock**Knock*
"Don't open the door its a zombie!" Albus told Tyke
"Theres no such thing as zombies." Tyke replied
"Brains, Brains, Brains."
"AHHHHH" Albus & Tom shouted
"Hahaha dat is rich lemme in its Jack." Jack said
"Ok Tyke let him in." Tom told Tyke
As the door opened Jack had a Zombie costume on
"AHHHHH" Tom, Albus & Tyke shouted
Jack removed the costume and started laughing
"Hahaha but seriously I need to talk to you guys." Jack said
"About what eating our brains?" Albus asked
"No I wanna be your homies." Jack said
"What you mean like friends?" Tyke asked
"Yea friends, So can I be yo homies?" Jack asked
"Sure why not." Tom replied
"Sweet well catch y'all tomoro you dig?" Jack said and left
"Do you think that was a good idea?" Tyke asked
"Hey he talks cool what can go wrong?" Tom replied
---------END-----------------
Chapter 9 - New Cards! Old Hazards (Click to View)
---------Saturday Morning---------
Finally the weekend has arrived the students can finally do what ever they want to the extent of the law that is. Most students sleep in, upgrade their deck, Go to the many places on the island or just chill.
"ZZZZZZZZZZ" Tom snored
"Zzzzzzzz" Albus snored
"zzzzzzzz" Tyke snored.
Ring Ring Ring
"ZZ Huh? Hello?" Albus answered the phone
"Hello Albus how are you?" said an old man
"Ok hi Grandpa whats up?" Albus asked
"I just thought i'd tell you that I am coming to teach at the academy and I should be there in a few hours to greet you all!" Grandpa Fuzo told Albus
"Wow thats great gramps!" Albus said excitedly
"Yes it is I shall meet you at the harbour in a few hours then." Grandpa Fuzo said and hanged up.
"Hey guys wake up!" Albus said waking up Tom & Tyke but they were already awake
"Yea we heard your grandpa's coming big whoop." Tyke said angrilly
"Don't be like that he's a teacher we could get a bunch of free cards if we look after him." Albus said
"Well I guess it wouldn't be too hard just like looking after a baby only with bigger diapers." Tyke replied
"So they do make bigger diapers! that horrible mother of mine said I had to learn to use the toilet, Well fire the toilet its made slaves of you all sitting in there waiting to feast on your do-do's while doing nothing at all to contribute to society" walks to the bathroom "You get a Job!" Tom shouted at the toilet.
---------A few hours Later-------
"Excuse me Mr.Pilot but but where is the bathroom?" Grandpa asked
"For the last time old man there isn't a bathroom on this helicopter!" the pilot replied
"Thats ok I don't need to go anymore ahh" Grandpa said soiling himself again...
"Ewww we have landed at Duel Academy get out old man!" the pilot told Grandpa
"Well you don't have to be rude." Grandpa said exiting the helicopter
"Yes I do I have lived my childhood underground in EFF-ing Egypt how the EFF do you think I feel?" Pilot replied but Grandpa was off the helicopter
"Damn it why do I always have the crap jobs I bet Odion has a worse job then I." the pilot said to himself
A screen was shown as Odion was in Hollywood being famous.
"Yea I have lots of money and fan girls much more than Master Marik." Odion said to himself
"We love you Odion!" fan girls shouted
"GAHHH!!!" Marik said and flew off in his plane
"Albus good to see you!" Grandpa said walking to a Slifer Red student.
"Meh I'm not Albus butthole!" the Slifer student said
"C'mon give your Grandpa a hug!" Grandpa said as he hugged the Slifer student.
"Gah let go off me fartknocker!" the student said gasping for air
"Grandpa I'm over here!" Albus said as he appeared
"Hey Albus!" Grandpa said turning to Albus
"You son of a *censored* I'll kill you old man!" the Slifer student shouted at Grandpa
"Let it go Mac its not worth it." Another Slifer said holding the Slifer.
"Hey Gramps these are my friends Tyke & Tom." Albus said pointing to Tom & Tyke
"Say can we have some cards? Gah" Tom asked but Tyke hit him.
"Say would you three boys like some free booster packs?" Grandpa asked
"How could we refuse *Cough*" Tom replied
---------At the Shop-------
"What do you mean you don't take Credit cards?" Grandpa asked the shop assistant who was as old as he was
"Grandpa here we use Duel Points to buy cards with." Albus told Grandpa
"Duel Points? back in my day we didn't have Duel Points.." Grandpa went on
"Oh god here we go again." Albus said
"You see in the old days we ddidn't have technoligy you have today we just used bricks infact we didn't even have card games we just through bricks at each other some of us got injured but that was nothing that Gumption couldn't fix you see Gumption was used.." Grandpa said
"Ok we get it!" Tyke interupted
"Well then I suppose seeing as I'm a teacher here could you young lady please let these students have some free cards?" Grandpa asked the old woman
"Meh I don't care this is my last day here anyways take these they just arrived today." The old woman replied
"Wait your giving us a box each?" Tom asked
"Yea I am so what." The lady replied
"So shouldn't we pay for them?" Tom asked
"Look do you want the free cards or not?" The woman replied
"I don't know whats in them?" Tom asked
"Tom shut up we won't get the cards if you talk." Tyke told Tom
"Well in that box that Albus is holding contains the brand new Seven Knights monsters, In that box that Tom is holding contains various cards but mostly Level monsters and Tyke..." The woman paused
"Yes go on" Tyke said excitedly
"Has a bunch of random cards I don't know Spellcasters." the woman said tiredly
"Sweet lets go to our dorms and open the cards." Tom suggested
"Ok bye Gramps!" Albus said and they left
"So is there a Mr. Shop assistant?" Grandpa said flirting with the woman
"There was but he is dead." The woman replied
"Heart desease?" Grandpa asked
"No I killed him." the woman replied
"Oh I'll just go then." Grandpa said thinking about leaving
"Wait try me it might work out unlike my other seven husbands" the woman replied
"Seven you say, What happened to them all?" Grandpa asked
"You know the usual they were idiots." the woman replied
"So I see." Grandpa said
--------At the Ra Dorm------
"Woah sweet!" Tom shouted
"What did you get Tom?" Tyke asked
"I pulled out the rare Masked Knight monsters" Tom replied
"What one?" Tyke asked
"Lv 3, Lv 5 & lv 7, what did you get Tyke?" Tom asked
"The best I got was Exploder Magician & Crusader of Endymion what you get Albus?" Tyke asked
"I got all the Seven Knights they are awesome!" Albus replied
"Give us a quick analysis of them." Tom said
"You don't even know what analysis means do you Tom?" Tyke asked Tom
"Haha you said anal." Tom replied
"No I didn't I said analysis" Tyke replied
"Ha you said it again!" Tom said
"Why do I bother?" Tyke asked himself
"The 'Seven Knights are the new mix of power and Speed' so i'm guessing a mix between Gladiator beasts & Six Samurai monsters." Albus said
"Cool you making a deck out of them?" Tom asked
"Yep you bet this is going to be another deck change just like in that other fanfic that I was the main character in." Albus replied
"That was the most stupid thing that has ever come out of your mouth you being a main character c'mon!" Tyke said
"Well its true but that fanfic failed so the writer made a new one!" Albus replied
"How long did that last?" Tom asked
"About two chapters" Albus replied
"Wow and i've been the main character for like what now eight-nine chapters?" Tom asked
"Yep nine exactly." Tyke answered
"Hey guess why is Six afraid of Seven?" Tom asked
"Becuase its so ugly?" Albus replied
"No because Seven, ate Nine get it?" Tom replied
*Silence*
"Oh you can all just go straight to hell." Tom said
"When the gates open right?" Albus asked
"Your ridiculous the gates of hell will never open who gave you that dumb idea." Tom asked
"Hmm lets see Ruby said it to Tyke and Reo said it backwards in the last duel." Albus replied
"Oh so thats what he said, he must be emo." Tom replied
----------END-----------------
Chapter 10 - Relax & Chillax (Click to View)
------------Sunday Arfternoon----
Tom is outside under a tree lying on the ground, feeling the gentle breeze in the air just relaxing.
"Man it feels so good to skip class! its not like I need to learn anything I win all my duels anyway." Tom said with his eyes closed
"HEEEEEEEEEEEY Tom." Albus shouted at Tom
"God damn it can't a guy masturbate on this damn island?" Tom asked
"What?" Albus asked
"Yo homie just chillin." Tom replied
"What?" Albus asked again
"Word." Tom replied
"Yea anyways Tom you gotta hear this an old man showed up and..." Albus said
"Wait a minute didn't that already happen in the last chapter?" Tom asked
"Yes but this old man is your grandpa!" Albus told Tom
"Um question why should I care?" Tom asked
"Because he's your grandpa." Albus explained
"...." Tom stared at Albus
"Because he's old enough to buy us a copy of JUGS!" Albus explained
"....." Tom stared at Albus
"Because one day he'll give you a card that helps you win a duel!" Albus explained
"......" Tom stared at Albus
"Because I'll kick your ass if you don't!" Albus explained
"......." Tom stared at Albus
"Because he'll throw a brick at my Grandpa!" Albus explained
"Good point Albus lets go and check it out!" Tom replied and they ran to the Red Dorm.
-------------At the Red Dorm------------
Albus and Tom's Grandpa are in a dorm chatting about things.
"Haha well its great to see you Hector!" Grandpa Matrix said
"Good to see you to Rick." Grandpa Fuzo replied
Tom and Albus shows up and are listening to the conversation through a crack in the door haha I said crack.
"Yes it is good to see you say are you a drinker?" Grandpa matrix asked
"Wow eavesdropping is cool." Tom said to Albus
"Yea its almost as fun as stealing mail." Albus replied
"Yo homie just chillin." Tom said
"What?" Albus asked
"Word." Tom replied
"Tom stop talking like that." Albus ordered
"But I---" Tom replied
"No!" Albus replied
"But I---"
"No!" Albus replied
"But I---"
"Hey Tom guess what?" Albus asked
"What?" Tom asked
"SHUT UP!" Albus told Tom
"Why I don't ever recall drinking since I was forty." Grandpa Fuzo replied to Grandpa Matrix's question
"Do you know the game nuts on the table?" Grandpa Matrix asked
"I don't recall--" Grandpa Fuzo replied
"Then were gonna have fun tonight!" Grandpa Matrix said putting a beer bottle on the table.
"Hey Grandpa!" Tom and Albus said simutainously
"Well that was wierd." Tom and Albus said simutainously
"Oh that was wierd too." Tom and Albus said simutainously
"Oh hey kids how are you?" Grandpa Fuzo asked
"They're fine look at them! They look like they've just been mugged!" Grandpa Matrix said.
"Actually we just were mugged." Albus replied.
"What by who?" Grandpa matrix asked
"I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!" The red student shouted as he walked in
"Is that the guy?" Grandpa matrix asked.
"Yes it was." Tom replied.
"Ha you got mugged by a slifer red student?" Grandoa Matrix asked
"Well Tyke wasn't there to get mugged so yeah they mugged us." Albus replied.
"Thats it time to teach this silly person a lesson lets duel!" Grandpa matrix told the Slifer Student.
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?" The student asked.
"No I am challenging you to a childrens card game." Grandpa Matrix replied.
"AH ROLLIOS, ROLLIOS FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" the student replied.
"What the hell is a bunghole?" Grandpa Matrix asked.
"YOU ARE A BUNGHOLE! and so am I." the student replied.
"Just shut up and duel me." Grandpa Matrix told the student.
"LETS DUEL." they both shouted and the duel began.
"I'll go first, DRAW!!! Next I activate Destiny Draw and discard D-Hero Malicious the Graveyard and draw 2 more cards from my Deck."
"Lol this guy is in trouble." Tom said to Albus.
"What the hell does Lol mean?" Albus asked.
"Yo homie just ---" Tom replied
"TOM SHUT UP!!!!" Albus interrupted
"Chillen." Tom said lightly
"GOD DAMN IT IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA EFFING LOSE IT!" Albus shouted.
"Lose what a childrens card game?" Tom asked
"GAH!!!" Albus shouted.
"Ha ha I once heard Toms grandmother shout like anyways next I use D-Hero malicious's effect to remove itself from play to Special Summon another Malicious from my Deck." Grandpa Matrix said
"DO YOU HAVE ANY HOLIO?" The student asked
"Holio? Why would I have any holio?" Grandpa Matrix asked
"HOLIOS FOR MY BUNGHOLE MUWAHAHA!!!!" the student laughed.
"That's it now I activate emergancy Teleport and Special Summon Krebons from my deck, next i'll Synchro Summon Collosal Fighter, then i'll Summon Armageddon Knight and use his effect to put Dark Grepher in the Graveyard."
"The end is near for the guy who mugged us." Tom said
"Thats right because now I Special Summon Dark Armed dragon to my field. And because you're annoying me I get to attack you directly even though its only my first turn."
"YOU CAN TAKE ME BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BUNGHOLE, FOR I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE!" the student said and lost the duel.
"That should teach you to stay off the drugs!" Grandpa Matrix told the student
"DO YOU HAVE TP?" the student asked
"No I have no TP." Grandpa Matrix replied
"TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE HAHAHA!!!" the student said and returned to his dorm.
"Great Duel gramps how long you staying?" Tom Asked.
"I don't know I might stay as a co-teacher with Fuzo if its ok." Grandpa Matrix replied
"Sure you can help me out it'll be just like the Goonies!" Grandpa Fuzo replied.
"Can I be Corey Feldmon?" Grandpa Matrix asked
"No I'm Corey Feldmon." Grandpa Fuzo replied
"But you're always Corey Feldmon, When can I be Corey Feldmon?" Grandpa Fuzo asked
"Shut up from now on you'll be Chunk." Grandpa Fuzo replied
"We better go Tom." Albus told Tom
"Yep bye gramps!" Tom said as the ywalked to their dorm
"Bye kids!" Both Grandpa's said
Tom and Albus left for their dorm.
--------------A few Hours Later---------
"And then I said I am forty years old Mother too old to be living with you and I left!" Grandpa Fuzo said in a dunk voice
"Geez you've only had one Drink! anyway nuts on the table!" Grandpa Matrix said
"Ok so I put my nuts on the Table now what?" Grandpa Fuzo asked
"Now I do this!" Grandpa Matrix said and hit Grandpa Fuzo's nut with a beer bottle
BAM!
"Sweet mother of nazereth!" Grandpa Fuzo shouted and passed out
"Ahah you passed out you gotta take a drink! Fuzo?" Grandpa Matrix said.
--------End--------------
Custom Made Cards (Click to View)
If I introduce new cards to the fanfic I will place them here in written format.