07-04-2008, 04:10 AM
This was a very old Project for me a good 2 years ago. I thought I would post it up here. And yes I was on a major Sugar High when I wrote this 
http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-33337.html (Just to prove I own the Works)
Narrator: "Welcome one and all to this Anime Extravaganza! (Canned Laughter with a hint of Pika Pika in the cheering)
Ash: "Anime? Oh no....." (Canned Laughter) Does this mean.....
Narrator: "That's right! Anything could happen at any time! Ash: "Oh Sh...." (Ash is arrested for swearing on stage)
Narrator: Ooooooh..... That's gotta hurt! He really dragged that along! (Crowd boo) (Yugi walks on the stage with a huge smirk on his face)
Yugi: Behold the power of my Dark Magician! (Lays the Card Face Up) (Dark Magician appears but attacks Yugi instead)
DM: This is for all the times you summoned me!
Narrator: Er I think this would be a good time for some Advertisments!
Cheesy Ad Guy: Does your Pikachu give you a shocking time? Well here's the answer! A official Pokemon Pika Prodder! Just stick it up the Pikachu's BEEP and in no time at all he will obey all your commands! And for a limited period you can buy the Pika Prodder and a 30 Packet box of Pika Crunchies for the low, low price of $500! (A Pikachu walks onto the stage looking very satisfied)
Pikachu: Pika, Piiiiika!!!!! (Faints) Cheesy Ad Guy: So there you have it! The PPP!!!! Buy it and make any Pikachu happy!
Narrator: Okay we're back now! (Yugi is still being assualted by his Dark Magician)
Yugi: Get off of me!!!! (Joey walks in with huge cheering from the crowd) Joey: Yugi.... Is this what you get up to in your spare time!? (Facevaults)
Yugi: Joey get him off of me!!!!! (DM casts Dark Magic Attack causing a time space rift)
Joey: YUGI!!!!!! (Dashes off of the stage) Yugi: Joey where are you going!!!!!
(Two familiar laughs can be heard from offstage)
Jessie: James what is going on here.... Who is that twerp?
James: It doesn't matter who he is we must still do the Motto! (J & J blast onto the stage, James dressed up as Tea, Jessie dressed up as Bakura)
The Team Rocket Yu-Gi-Oh Tribute (Copyrighted by me!!!!!)
Jessie: To Protect the cards from rips and tears!
James: To BEEP Mai and feed her Pears!
Jessie: To Kick Pegasus until he flips
James: And beat Kaiba without any tips!
Jessie: JESSIE!
James: JAMES!
Jessie: Team Rocket supporting Yu-Gi-Oh with all our might!
James: Just like Yugi we see the light!
Both: YAY YUGI!!!!
(Seto Kaiba walks onto the stage looking around warily) OOC: This section is devoted to my good friends at the APF! (Adult Pokemon Fan) Group. Sorry guys I couldn't resist!
Seto: You dare insult me saying you can beat me in a duel without any tips! (Still looking around warily)
James: From what i've heard you've become quite popular in those Chat Rooms and Groups!
Seto: NO! Don't remind me of that! (Flashbacks of all the Glomping) Nothing but that!
Jessie: Hit a nerve did we? (Joey dashes back onto the stage)
Joey: How come I don't get any of the Glomping!?
Seto: Believe me you don't want any of the Glomping!
Joey: Sure I do!
APF Member: Hey Joey wants a Glomping! Get him! (A sudden surge of APF members dash onto the stage straight for Joey)
Joey: ARGHHHH! They're like Zombies!!!!! (Runs off the stage screaming with all the APF members in pursuit)
Seto: Now that was sure.... entertaining (Sweat Drop) J
ames: Er wasn't it your line Jessie? Jessie: Huh? Oh yes... It's time to Duel... I mean Pokemon Battle!
Ash: Did someone say Pokemon Battle? Narrator: You're supposed to be in the Police Station! (Officer Jenny appears out of nowhere with Wolf Whistles from the restless Audience)
OJ: Ash Ketchum! Come back to the Police Station at once! (They both dissapear into thin air)
Seto: Now.... Where were we? (Joey runs across the stage with the APF members still following him)
Joey: Get them away from me!
Seto: Why do I have to do this..... (Throws the latest edition of Kaiba monthly with X rated pics of Seto)
All APF Members: He's such a hunk! (Dashes for the magazine)
Seto: Stupid Fools.... (Reveals a Trap Card)
Yugi: Is anybody going to help me here!?
Jessie: That Twerp looks to be in a very demanding position..... (All Characters Sweatdrop)
Random? Yes! Makes sense? Hell no! Just wanted to share it
http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-33337.html (Just to prove I own the Works)
Narrator: "Welcome one and all to this Anime Extravaganza! (Canned Laughter with a hint of Pika Pika in the cheering)
Ash: "Anime? Oh no....." (Canned Laughter) Does this mean.....
Narrator: "That's right! Anything could happen at any time! Ash: "Oh Sh...." (Ash is arrested for swearing on stage)
Narrator: Ooooooh..... That's gotta hurt! He really dragged that along! (Crowd boo) (Yugi walks on the stage with a huge smirk on his face)
Yugi: Behold the power of my Dark Magician! (Lays the Card Face Up) (Dark Magician appears but attacks Yugi instead)
DM: This is for all the times you summoned me!
Narrator: Er I think this would be a good time for some Advertisments!
Cheesy Ad Guy: Does your Pikachu give you a shocking time? Well here's the answer! A official Pokemon Pika Prodder! Just stick it up the Pikachu's BEEP and in no time at all he will obey all your commands! And for a limited period you can buy the Pika Prodder and a 30 Packet box of Pika Crunchies for the low, low price of $500! (A Pikachu walks onto the stage looking very satisfied)
Pikachu: Pika, Piiiiika!!!!! (Faints) Cheesy Ad Guy: So there you have it! The PPP!!!! Buy it and make any Pikachu happy!
Narrator: Okay we're back now! (Yugi is still being assualted by his Dark Magician)
Yugi: Get off of me!!!! (Joey walks in with huge cheering from the crowd) Joey: Yugi.... Is this what you get up to in your spare time!? (Facevaults)
Yugi: Joey get him off of me!!!!! (DM casts Dark Magic Attack causing a time space rift)
Joey: YUGI!!!!!! (Dashes off of the stage) Yugi: Joey where are you going!!!!!
(Two familiar laughs can be heard from offstage)
Jessie: James what is going on here.... Who is that twerp?
James: It doesn't matter who he is we must still do the Motto! (J & J blast onto the stage, James dressed up as Tea, Jessie dressed up as Bakura)
The Team Rocket Yu-Gi-Oh Tribute (Copyrighted by me!!!!!)
Jessie: To Protect the cards from rips and tears!
James: To BEEP Mai and feed her Pears!
Jessie: To Kick Pegasus until he flips
James: And beat Kaiba without any tips!
Jessie: JESSIE!
James: JAMES!
Jessie: Team Rocket supporting Yu-Gi-Oh with all our might!
James: Just like Yugi we see the light!
Both: YAY YUGI!!!!
(Seto Kaiba walks onto the stage looking around warily) OOC: This section is devoted to my good friends at the APF! (Adult Pokemon Fan) Group. Sorry guys I couldn't resist!
Seto: You dare insult me saying you can beat me in a duel without any tips! (Still looking around warily)
James: From what i've heard you've become quite popular in those Chat Rooms and Groups!
Seto: NO! Don't remind me of that! (Flashbacks of all the Glomping) Nothing but that!
Jessie: Hit a nerve did we? (Joey dashes back onto the stage)
Joey: How come I don't get any of the Glomping!?
Seto: Believe me you don't want any of the Glomping!
Joey: Sure I do!
APF Member: Hey Joey wants a Glomping! Get him! (A sudden surge of APF members dash onto the stage straight for Joey)
Joey: ARGHHHH! They're like Zombies!!!!! (Runs off the stage screaming with all the APF members in pursuit)
Seto: Now that was sure.... entertaining (Sweat Drop) J
ames: Er wasn't it your line Jessie? Jessie: Huh? Oh yes... It's time to Duel... I mean Pokemon Battle!
Ash: Did someone say Pokemon Battle? Narrator: You're supposed to be in the Police Station! (Officer Jenny appears out of nowhere with Wolf Whistles from the restless Audience)
OJ: Ash Ketchum! Come back to the Police Station at once! (They both dissapear into thin air)
Seto: Now.... Where were we? (Joey runs across the stage with the APF members still following him)
Joey: Get them away from me!
Seto: Why do I have to do this..... (Throws the latest edition of Kaiba monthly with X rated pics of Seto)
All APF Members: He's such a hunk! (Dashes for the magazine)
Seto: Stupid Fools.... (Reveals a Trap Card)
Yugi: Is anybody going to help me here!?
Jessie: That Twerp looks to be in a very demanding position..... (All Characters Sweatdrop)
Random? Yes! Makes sense? Hell no! Just wanted to share it