02-03-2009, 06:33 AM
This is my second attempt at a fiction, my first being a Yu-Gi-Oh based one but I got bored making it, so I began to make this, and through half a year, I have generated over 35000 words, and 20 Eps to show for it. Also, I don't want any prejudice against my story just because it doesn't contain Yu-Gi-Oh, digimon, pokemon and the like, after there, not everything revolves around them.
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The author does not take credit for already existing things referenced, and is thus copyrighted to their original owners.
Although this story seems cliche, it indeed is, but I enjoy abusing that factor to create rather interesting situations. There are mild for of horror and other wrongness, so please read at your own discretion. Criticism is welcome but flaming WILL NOT be tolerated.
Although this story seems cliche, it indeed is, but I enjoy abusing that factor to create rather interesting situations. There are mild for of horror and other wrongness, so please read at your own discretion. Criticism is welcome but flaming WILL NOT be tolerated.
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Ep1: The Average Life of the Average Hero
‘I never wanted to be a hero, I just fell into the job, how vexing…tch, where are my manners? My name is Zac Armidayle, funny name, I know. What can I say about myself? Well, I’m about 24 years old, I have short black hair; I’m about 5”9 tall, average weight, not to good looking not to bad, I live in an apartment on the 23rd floor of my building etc etc. This is the story of my adventures with the Dizasters, plus my close team mates. They are: my best friend Lydia Armstrong, my teacher Remi Kengspu, my other friend Adam Marina and my sister Elle Armidayle. Let’s see, Lydia has about shoulder length brown hair, a bit shorter at 5”6, she’s also 23 and still available blah blah blah. Maybe I should start from the beginning……’
Zac had come home to his apartment from another day at the deli. It paid well but always left him smelling like meat products. He went to take a shower when he suddenly felt a chill sweep over him, the kind of paranoid ‘someone-is-watching-me chill’, but he shrugged it off and enjoyed a nice hot shower. He went to his bedroom to get his clothes. Upon opening the cupboard, a box fell from the top shelf and whacked him on the head. Groaning, he got up to see what had hit him. It was a large box decorated in Christmas style wrapping and was tapped up. Tearing the tap off, he removed the lid and looked in to reveal a small tin and two large stacks of cards. ‘My yugioh cards’ he whispered as he took off the tins lid to reveal six different decks, all tied up in elastic bands. He pulled one out and shuffled through it until he came to a familiar card. ‘I remember you’ he said. ‘Exxod, Master of the Guard. You really did save me a lot of times back when I played this game, but that is just a fleeting memory’ he said.
While Zac was taking the first class tour of lala land, his friend Lydia had come waltzing in through the front door. She immediately made her way to Zac’s room only to see her friend in a towel, holding a deck of cards and was talking to himself. She backed away slowly and went and slammed the front door, shouting ‘Zaccy boy! Are you decent?’ Zac took an express ticket out of lala land and immediately put down the cards. He threw on his usual long sleeved shirt and pants and went to greet Lydia, who, by this time, was channel surfing. ‘Hey Lyds, I didn’t expect you’ he said. ‘And I didn’t expect you to come in without any pants on’ she said, pointing at a small imprint on his pants. ‘Huh?’ he muttered and looked down only to immediately cover up and scuttle back to his room. After a full 30 seconds he recovered his masculinity. ‘As I said before, I didn’t expect you here; I thought you had a class today?’ ‘Nope’ she said happily. ‘My tae kwon doe class had to be put off because several of the juniors had wet themselves and
The instructor/cleaners could not remove the stain or the smell, so it was put off, so I have much of the night free’ she explained. ‘And you thought there would be nothing better then to go see your best friend Zac and coax him into renting out some movies tonight’. ‘Actually, yes Zac, that WAS the plan. Heh, am I getting THAT predictable’ she asked. ‘Yes you are and that is a good plan, since I didn’t have one in any case’. ‘Oh, by the way, when I came in, I didn’t hear you showering so, what were you doing?’ she asked. ‘Oh, I had found my old yugioh cards. Remember how we used to duel a lot when we were younger?’ he asked. ‘Yes I do, I used to trounce you time and again with my vicious Voltanis and my wrathful fairies’. ‘Let’s not get carried away Lyds, my Exxod stopped Voltanis many a time. But in any case, let’s go get those movies.’
The rental shop was only a couple blocks from where they lived. Whilst walking Zac felt the same chill from before, he turned around and caught sight of what appeared to be a robe hem, but he dismissed it as his imagination. They got the store and went, with Lydia immediately running to the anime movies whilst Zac wandered over to the comedy section. Lydia raced back to him holding up a movie. ‘Lookie Zac, they finally got in ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’ after the first one got stolen, we are SO getting this’ she said and dived back into the shelves. Zac continued to shuffle through movies he’d already seen or got. After browsing he got a couple of movies and went to watch the trailers playing on the above screen TVs littered around the store. He was watching the trailer for another crappy romance when the image began to flicker and change, resulting in the face of a man in mid 30’s with long silver hair. ‘Zac, Zac Armidayle. What would you say if all you had to say was yes to unlock a great and unique destiny, all you need is yes’ it buzzed. Zac considered this and chiefly said ‘No’. The screen faded and Lydia came holding a bunch of movies. They paid for them and left, but Zac still had that man’s face and message stuck in his head…
‘That was basically how I first met Remi. Although I answered ‘no’ the first time round, he was very persistent, which you have to admire…usually.’
After that first encounter, the man seemed to be appearing everywhere, always with the same question. Zac was in his car to go shopping when the man appeared in the side window. ‘Please?’ he asked. ‘No’ Zac answered and he whined the window down. Later, when he was showering the man appeared in the glass. ‘Please’ was the same question. Zac screamed ‘NO!’ and sprayed the glass with water whilst he covered up. This went on for about a week and Zac’s patience was cracking, until one night, when he trying to enjoy a movie, the man appeared in the TV for the final time. ‘Please?’ he asked. ‘YES FINE! I’LL DO IT!’ he shouted at the screen. The man smiled and said ‘good, I can finally come out now’. And with that, he pulled himself out of the TV and stood 6”3 feet tall. He was wearing a long flowing robe with long sleeves. His hair reached to his shoulders. ‘Prepare yourself Zacaria Armidayle, for the destiny of the Dizaster 9...’
‘I never wanted to be a hero, I just fell into the job, how vexing…tch, where are my manners? My name is Zac Armidayle, funny name, I know. What can I say about myself? Well, I’m about 24 years old, I have short black hair; I’m about 5”9 tall, average weight, not to good looking not to bad, I live in an apartment on the 23rd floor of my building etc etc. This is the story of my adventures with the Dizasters, plus my close team mates. They are: my best friend Lydia Armstrong, my teacher Remi Kengspu, my other friend Adam Marina and my sister Elle Armidayle. Let’s see, Lydia has about shoulder length brown hair, a bit shorter at 5”6, she’s also 23 and still available blah blah blah. Maybe I should start from the beginning……’
Zac had come home to his apartment from another day at the deli. It paid well but always left him smelling like meat products. He went to take a shower when he suddenly felt a chill sweep over him, the kind of paranoid ‘someone-is-watching-me chill’, but he shrugged it off and enjoyed a nice hot shower. He went to his bedroom to get his clothes. Upon opening the cupboard, a box fell from the top shelf and whacked him on the head. Groaning, he got up to see what had hit him. It was a large box decorated in Christmas style wrapping and was tapped up. Tearing the tap off, he removed the lid and looked in to reveal a small tin and two large stacks of cards. ‘My yugioh cards’ he whispered as he took off the tins lid to reveal six different decks, all tied up in elastic bands. He pulled one out and shuffled through it until he came to a familiar card. ‘I remember you’ he said. ‘Exxod, Master of the Guard. You really did save me a lot of times back when I played this game, but that is just a fleeting memory’ he said.
While Zac was taking the first class tour of lala land, his friend Lydia had come waltzing in through the front door. She immediately made her way to Zac’s room only to see her friend in a towel, holding a deck of cards and was talking to himself. She backed away slowly and went and slammed the front door, shouting ‘Zaccy boy! Are you decent?’ Zac took an express ticket out of lala land and immediately put down the cards. He threw on his usual long sleeved shirt and pants and went to greet Lydia, who, by this time, was channel surfing. ‘Hey Lyds, I didn’t expect you’ he said. ‘And I didn’t expect you to come in without any pants on’ she said, pointing at a small imprint on his pants. ‘Huh?’ he muttered and looked down only to immediately cover up and scuttle back to his room. After a full 30 seconds he recovered his masculinity. ‘As I said before, I didn’t expect you here; I thought you had a class today?’ ‘Nope’ she said happily. ‘My tae kwon doe class had to be put off because several of the juniors had wet themselves and
The instructor/cleaners could not remove the stain or the smell, so it was put off, so I have much of the night free’ she explained. ‘And you thought there would be nothing better then to go see your best friend Zac and coax him into renting out some movies tonight’. ‘Actually, yes Zac, that WAS the plan. Heh, am I getting THAT predictable’ she asked. ‘Yes you are and that is a good plan, since I didn’t have one in any case’. ‘Oh, by the way, when I came in, I didn’t hear you showering so, what were you doing?’ she asked. ‘Oh, I had found my old yugioh cards. Remember how we used to duel a lot when we were younger?’ he asked. ‘Yes I do, I used to trounce you time and again with my vicious Voltanis and my wrathful fairies’. ‘Let’s not get carried away Lyds, my Exxod stopped Voltanis many a time. But in any case, let’s go get those movies.’
The rental shop was only a couple blocks from where they lived. Whilst walking Zac felt the same chill from before, he turned around and caught sight of what appeared to be a robe hem, but he dismissed it as his imagination. They got the store and went, with Lydia immediately running to the anime movies whilst Zac wandered over to the comedy section. Lydia raced back to him holding up a movie. ‘Lookie Zac, they finally got in ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’ after the first one got stolen, we are SO getting this’ she said and dived back into the shelves. Zac continued to shuffle through movies he’d already seen or got. After browsing he got a couple of movies and went to watch the trailers playing on the above screen TVs littered around the store. He was watching the trailer for another crappy romance when the image began to flicker and change, resulting in the face of a man in mid 30’s with long silver hair. ‘Zac, Zac Armidayle. What would you say if all you had to say was yes to unlock a great and unique destiny, all you need is yes’ it buzzed. Zac considered this and chiefly said ‘No’. The screen faded and Lydia came holding a bunch of movies. They paid for them and left, but Zac still had that man’s face and message stuck in his head…
‘That was basically how I first met Remi. Although I answered ‘no’ the first time round, he was very persistent, which you have to admire…usually.’
After that first encounter, the man seemed to be appearing everywhere, always with the same question. Zac was in his car to go shopping when the man appeared in the side window. ‘Please?’ he asked. ‘No’ Zac answered and he whined the window down. Later, when he was showering the man appeared in the glass. ‘Please’ was the same question. Zac screamed ‘NO!’ and sprayed the glass with water whilst he covered up. This went on for about a week and Zac’s patience was cracking, until one night, when he trying to enjoy a movie, the man appeared in the TV for the final time. ‘Please?’ he asked. ‘YES FINE! I’LL DO IT!’ he shouted at the screen. The man smiled and said ‘good, I can finally come out now’. And with that, he pulled himself out of the TV and stood 6”3 feet tall. He was wearing a long flowing robe with long sleeves. His hair reached to his shoulders. ‘Prepare yourself Zacaria Armidayle, for the destiny of the Dizaster 9...’
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Ep2: Dizaster 1-Fire Fox
Zac was completely stunned by what this man had said, but cringed when he heard his full name. ‘The…..Dizaster, 9?’ he asked uncertainly. ‘Yes’ the man answered. ‘They are an incredibly powerful elemental force consisting of: Fire, Ice, Light, Dark, Water, Lightning, Wind and Earth’. Zac took this in when he realized something. ‘Wait, that’s only eight, what about the ninth one?’ The man was not surprised at this question. ‘Not much is actually known about the ninth Dizaster, only that it is there.’ This man’s sudden appearance had troubled Zac, but hearing about the disasters seemed to calm him. ‘But why me? What makes me different to other people?’ he asked. The man sat down on the couch and motioned Zac to sit. ‘You, are descended from the original user and master of the Dizasters. I was naught but an apprentice to him. I was there so long ago when he had lost to the Supreme King. That foul creature was losing when he did a cowardly thing and held my master’s love hostage, he was then struck down. With the last of his power, he scattered all but one of the dizasters to all points of existence. He left me the first dizaster to give to his descendent in hopes of having he or she locate the disasters, master them and defeat the Supreme King. You, Zacaria Armidayle, are descended from that original knight, Kaze Armidayle.’ Zac was absorbing tremendous information and wanted more. ‘Who, or what is the Supreme King?’ he asked. The man’s face turned grim at this question. ‘He is a powerful daemon king of a nega universe. He uses deceit, trickery and betrayal to get what he wants. And all he wants is one thing, and that is power. He already knows that you are the descendent, he will do all he can to claim the dizasters, obviously we must not let him, if he gets all of them, it’s all over. So we must work quickly to reclaim the dizasters and defeat him.’ Another truckload of info fell onto Zac, but something clicked. ‘Well, that’s all well and good, not to mention cliché, but…who are you?’ The man paused for a minute and said ‘My name is Remi Kengspu. Once apprentice to Kaze Armidayle, knight of dizaster; now teacher to Zacaria Armidayle.’ ‘So, Remi, what exactly IS the first dizaster?’ he asked. He simply smiled pulled a small rectangular case from within his sleeve, it had a band of symbols running around the center. ‘Within this case lies the first dizaster, if you truly are the heir, the seal will dispel and you will claim the dizaster, if not…I’ll not mention’ he instructed. Zac reached out a quivering hand to the case, where there was a bright flash and a click. The seal was gone. Zac took the case from Remi and opened it, inside was plush padding and a card. It was about 4 inches high and 3 inches wide. It had a flaming red border and in the center was a picture of a fox curled into the ouroboros shape, its tail was flaming. The back of the card was a deep brown colour. Underneath was a small white oval, with the Roman numeral ‘I’ in it. Zac admired the craftsmanship of the image. ‘Ummmm, how DO I use it?’ he asked. Remi simply stated ‘raise it and call it by it’s name, you should be able to guess it’. Zac shrugged and shouted ‘DIZASTER 1-FIRE FOX!’
*Cue Anime Transformation*
Zac stood in darkness, card held high until it exploded into flames, covering his torso. As each bit of fire covered him, each part of clothing touched transformed into tan leather armour. Each hand became long claws with glowing magma veins at the wrists. His feet also became clawed. His hair became longer and also turned orange, ending in a white tip. To finish it off, a cap shaped like a foxes head fell and landed on his head, the eyes glew red. He does some flaming punches and kicks, ending with a battle pose in front of a flaming ‘I’.
*End Cue*
Zac stood, amazed at his new outfit. ‘This…this is incredible, I feel stronger then ever’ he states, but then notices his arms and legs. ‘But, why am I so, so….lanky?’ he asked. ‘Well, the original creator of the dizasters wanted the form to be much like the animal it is based on. The fox generally means speed and fluid movement, which is what you have. Now, let’s go test your control over it.’ With that, they both jump out onto the balcony.
Zac had been leaping freely from building to building whilst Remi flew, looking for trouble and danger. ‘Remi?’ Zac asked. ‘Do any of the dizasters have wings? I’m sure the wing one will, any others?’ ‘I’m not sure, probably 2 more, but that isn’t important right now, we’re looking for crime so kee- Nevermind, I found something, a mugging in an alleyway about 2 blocks from here, come on.’ They continue until they land near the alley, peering in, they spot a group of 10 thugs harassing a girl, they’re all ringed around her. ‘Okay Zac, this is your chance, I’ll be watching, show them what you’re made of.’ Remi climbs up to a nearby roof. ‘Only 20 bucks girly, what a rip, well boys, I guess we can have our way with her instead’ the boss said. Zac walks in and boldly says ‘are you SURE you wanna do that?’. The group turns to Zac with anger/confusion. ‘What do you want? You leather wearin’ furry’ the boss said. Zac was a little insulted by that remark, he had nothing against furries, he liked what they did but wasn’t one of them. ‘You really shouldn’t be doing this. I mean mugging is bad, but rape? That is wrong and very cliché on SOOO many levels’. One of the group members breaks away and rushes at Zac with an iron bar. ‘How DARE you talk to boss ‘Arry like that, I’m gonna break you’ he shouts but gets caught short as Zac rushed in and swings a kick at the guys gut, and then rakes the guys face with his claws, leaving 4 deep wounds, they bled slowly. The group rush in around Zac. ‘You’re gonna pay for hurtin one of MY boys furry, now we’re gonna break you’ the boss growled. They all rush in but Zac was quicker. He pounced the nearest thug, crashing them all into the human domino effect. Zac chuckled at this. ‘Ohh’ he moaned. ‘I thought you guys were serious, guess I was wrong’ he mocked. One of the thugs got up and got an iron bar, which he swung blindly at Zac, who caught it in his claws. They struggled with the bar, trying to ram each other, when Zac suddenly realized ‘Oh crap, Remi didn’t tell me how to use my powers, guess I’ll have to wing it’. ‘Flaming Hands’ Zac shouted, which resulted in the latter. The bar heated up quickly and they guy let go, which gave Zac the chance to whack the guy with it, launching the assailant into the wall, he then flopped onto the ground. The rest of the group had gotten up, all of them noticed the flaming hands and bar. They all ran for mercy, except the leader who was fuming. ‘HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME AND MY BOYS!’ he screamed, lunging into combat with Zac.
On a nearby roof top is a mysterious man in a tuxedo. It is elegantly pressed with a corsage and a hanky in the pocket. He is wearing a large cape and an elegant ballroom mask covering the top half of his face. A top hat rests on the top of his head, which is of cropped brown hair. He is closely watching the battle between Zac and what he calls ‘the garden variety thug’. ‘So, the boy is still an amateur, but amateurs can still be dangerous, the king himself has learned that’ he thought, pulling from his pocket and extendable blow pipe and a dart filled with a dark purple liquid thickly glopping about. He jumps to the roof top closest to them, taking aim with his blow pipe…
Zac was still fighting with the thug boss. He is enjoying it as the guys attack are slow yet powerful. He gets clipped twice when they both hear a billowing sound, they look up to see a tuxedoed man aim a blow pipe at them. He inhales and immediately shots a purple dart at the thug. Zac jumps away as the man is struck. Zac backs away as he notices the liquid drain into the guy’s arm, which is slowly turning purple. Zac was horrified at what happened next. The thug began to scream as the veins in his arms slowly expand. The thug’s body was growing quickly as was his muscles all over his body. They looked like thickening logs and made Zac feel very small/self-conscious. The left arm slowly split out and turn into flailing tentacles. The clothes slowly began to tear, leaving him almost nude, except for a small rag covering the crotch. A huge roid gut extended out from behind the abs, which were up to being an eight pack. The look was completed with horns popping out at his temples and tusks jutting out from the bottom jaw. Zac was very close to being violently sick and he dove behind a dumpster.
Remi was nearby window shopping when he heard the screaming. ‘What in the? I hope that’s not Zac’ he thought as he ran to the alleyway. When he got there, he saw the thug expanding out as well and then he ran to the nearby dumpster to be violently ill. He dove behind it as Zac did. ‘Zac’ Remi whispered. ‘What the hell happened?’ ‘Well, I was fighting this guy and easily beating him when I heard a strange noise. I look up to see a guy in a tuxedo lob a dart at the guy I’m fighting. What is behind us is the result’ Zac whispered, pointing at the horror, who was flexing. ‘Crap, I didn’t expect the King to be so desperate as to use daemon steroids on a human, now listen, that man was a high alchemist for the Supreme King, I’ll go deal with him. Now, before I forget, you don’t have a set power pool, you use whatever comes to mind, as long as you use a word close to or involving fire. Also, to summon your weapon, call it by what you want to call it, holding out your hand. It’s a blade if I remember correctly, good luck’ he said hastily, flying onto the roof top. Zac heard about half of what Remi has said, but definitely heard the bit about the powers and sword. With courage, he gets out from behind the dumpster and looks up, to see Remi looked in aerial combat with the alchemist, he turns to see the daemon was still admiring its new form. ‘Vain bastard’ he muttered. Zac holds his hand out and shouts ‘COME FORTH, THE ARDENT BLADE!’ a bright shining reveals into his hand a medium length sword. It has a red and yellow flame pattern on the hilt and a deep orange blade. There are rubies set into the hilt and shining red runes in the blade. The creature noticed the flash and lumbered towards Zac, obviously impeded by its new form. Zac simply mutters ‘let’s dance’ and rushes into combat. The creature rushes in with its tentacles, which were parried by Zac, who began slashing them one by one before the creature reacted. It roared loudly as the stumps slowly bled, but they melted and molded into another claw. They exchange constant blows, mainly from Zac, who kept trying out new powers such as ‘Fireball, Bunsen Kick, Flaming Eye-Poppers’ until it finally catches him off guard and knocks Zac into a wall. It laughs roughly as it opens it’s mouth and begins to charge energy in its mouth. Zac groans and gets up to be greeted with this sight. ‘I.Will. Not.Be. Killed. By some cliché daemon ray!’ he shouts, launching into the air, he kicks off from the wall and in slow motion he points two fingers at the creature and screams ‘BEHOLD! THE IMMOLATOR! BURNING GLORY!’, putting all the energy he could into. He is overwhelmed with burning energy coating him in a sphere of fire, it slowly condenses to the two fingers. ‘HYAAAA!’ he shouts, loosing a jet of deep-blue fire at the creature’s mouth. It begins to eat the fire whilst still charging, the roid gut slowly begins to expand until the creature stops. Zac lands and does a victory pose as the monster collapses behind him and explodes.
Whilst this had been happening, Remi had found and challenged the alchemist to aerial combat. They exchanged constant blows, although Remi was the better with his saber verses the man’s staff. They both hear shouting and turn to see Zac finishing the monster off. The man gasped as his creation slowly exploded and noticing that many news people were convening on the alley. He quickly flies away and vanishes. Remi lands near Zac. ‘Congrats kid, you defeated your very first patchwork daemon’ he congratulates but notices Zac had wandered over near a trash can where the girl he had saved had fainted. He turns to see bright lights at the mouth of the alley, where press people ran in. Zac immediately leaped away onto a nearby roof top. He latter met up with Remi as they made their way back to his apartments balcony. They exchanged congratulatory remarks as Zac turned the light on in his living room to reveal Lydia sitting on the recliner, glaring at them. ‘Oh s***’ Zac muttered.
Zac was completely stunned by what this man had said, but cringed when he heard his full name. ‘The…..Dizaster, 9?’ he asked uncertainly. ‘Yes’ the man answered. ‘They are an incredibly powerful elemental force consisting of: Fire, Ice, Light, Dark, Water, Lightning, Wind and Earth’. Zac took this in when he realized something. ‘Wait, that’s only eight, what about the ninth one?’ The man was not surprised at this question. ‘Not much is actually known about the ninth Dizaster, only that it is there.’ This man’s sudden appearance had troubled Zac, but hearing about the disasters seemed to calm him. ‘But why me? What makes me different to other people?’ he asked. The man sat down on the couch and motioned Zac to sit. ‘You, are descended from the original user and master of the Dizasters. I was naught but an apprentice to him. I was there so long ago when he had lost to the Supreme King. That foul creature was losing when he did a cowardly thing and held my master’s love hostage, he was then struck down. With the last of his power, he scattered all but one of the dizasters to all points of existence. He left me the first dizaster to give to his descendent in hopes of having he or she locate the disasters, master them and defeat the Supreme King. You, Zacaria Armidayle, are descended from that original knight, Kaze Armidayle.’ Zac was absorbing tremendous information and wanted more. ‘Who, or what is the Supreme King?’ he asked. The man’s face turned grim at this question. ‘He is a powerful daemon king of a nega universe. He uses deceit, trickery and betrayal to get what he wants. And all he wants is one thing, and that is power. He already knows that you are the descendent, he will do all he can to claim the dizasters, obviously we must not let him, if he gets all of them, it’s all over. So we must work quickly to reclaim the dizasters and defeat him.’ Another truckload of info fell onto Zac, but something clicked. ‘Well, that’s all well and good, not to mention cliché, but…who are you?’ The man paused for a minute and said ‘My name is Remi Kengspu. Once apprentice to Kaze Armidayle, knight of dizaster; now teacher to Zacaria Armidayle.’ ‘So, Remi, what exactly IS the first dizaster?’ he asked. He simply smiled pulled a small rectangular case from within his sleeve, it had a band of symbols running around the center. ‘Within this case lies the first dizaster, if you truly are the heir, the seal will dispel and you will claim the dizaster, if not…I’ll not mention’ he instructed. Zac reached out a quivering hand to the case, where there was a bright flash and a click. The seal was gone. Zac took the case from Remi and opened it, inside was plush padding and a card. It was about 4 inches high and 3 inches wide. It had a flaming red border and in the center was a picture of a fox curled into the ouroboros shape, its tail was flaming. The back of the card was a deep brown colour. Underneath was a small white oval, with the Roman numeral ‘I’ in it. Zac admired the craftsmanship of the image. ‘Ummmm, how DO I use it?’ he asked. Remi simply stated ‘raise it and call it by it’s name, you should be able to guess it’. Zac shrugged and shouted ‘DIZASTER 1-FIRE FOX!’
*Cue Anime Transformation*
Zac stood in darkness, card held high until it exploded into flames, covering his torso. As each bit of fire covered him, each part of clothing touched transformed into tan leather armour. Each hand became long claws with glowing magma veins at the wrists. His feet also became clawed. His hair became longer and also turned orange, ending in a white tip. To finish it off, a cap shaped like a foxes head fell and landed on his head, the eyes glew red. He does some flaming punches and kicks, ending with a battle pose in front of a flaming ‘I’.
*End Cue*
Zac stood, amazed at his new outfit. ‘This…this is incredible, I feel stronger then ever’ he states, but then notices his arms and legs. ‘But, why am I so, so….lanky?’ he asked. ‘Well, the original creator of the dizasters wanted the form to be much like the animal it is based on. The fox generally means speed and fluid movement, which is what you have. Now, let’s go test your control over it.’ With that, they both jump out onto the balcony.
Zac had been leaping freely from building to building whilst Remi flew, looking for trouble and danger. ‘Remi?’ Zac asked. ‘Do any of the dizasters have wings? I’m sure the wing one will, any others?’ ‘I’m not sure, probably 2 more, but that isn’t important right now, we’re looking for crime so kee- Nevermind, I found something, a mugging in an alleyway about 2 blocks from here, come on.’ They continue until they land near the alley, peering in, they spot a group of 10 thugs harassing a girl, they’re all ringed around her. ‘Okay Zac, this is your chance, I’ll be watching, show them what you’re made of.’ Remi climbs up to a nearby roof. ‘Only 20 bucks girly, what a rip, well boys, I guess we can have our way with her instead’ the boss said. Zac walks in and boldly says ‘are you SURE you wanna do that?’. The group turns to Zac with anger/confusion. ‘What do you want? You leather wearin’ furry’ the boss said. Zac was a little insulted by that remark, he had nothing against furries, he liked what they did but wasn’t one of them. ‘You really shouldn’t be doing this. I mean mugging is bad, but rape? That is wrong and very cliché on SOOO many levels’. One of the group members breaks away and rushes at Zac with an iron bar. ‘How DARE you talk to boss ‘Arry like that, I’m gonna break you’ he shouts but gets caught short as Zac rushed in and swings a kick at the guys gut, and then rakes the guys face with his claws, leaving 4 deep wounds, they bled slowly. The group rush in around Zac. ‘You’re gonna pay for hurtin one of MY boys furry, now we’re gonna break you’ the boss growled. They all rush in but Zac was quicker. He pounced the nearest thug, crashing them all into the human domino effect. Zac chuckled at this. ‘Ohh’ he moaned. ‘I thought you guys were serious, guess I was wrong’ he mocked. One of the thugs got up and got an iron bar, which he swung blindly at Zac, who caught it in his claws. They struggled with the bar, trying to ram each other, when Zac suddenly realized ‘Oh crap, Remi didn’t tell me how to use my powers, guess I’ll have to wing it’. ‘Flaming Hands’ Zac shouted, which resulted in the latter. The bar heated up quickly and they guy let go, which gave Zac the chance to whack the guy with it, launching the assailant into the wall, he then flopped onto the ground. The rest of the group had gotten up, all of them noticed the flaming hands and bar. They all ran for mercy, except the leader who was fuming. ‘HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME AND MY BOYS!’ he screamed, lunging into combat with Zac.
On a nearby roof top is a mysterious man in a tuxedo. It is elegantly pressed with a corsage and a hanky in the pocket. He is wearing a large cape and an elegant ballroom mask covering the top half of his face. A top hat rests on the top of his head, which is of cropped brown hair. He is closely watching the battle between Zac and what he calls ‘the garden variety thug’. ‘So, the boy is still an amateur, but amateurs can still be dangerous, the king himself has learned that’ he thought, pulling from his pocket and extendable blow pipe and a dart filled with a dark purple liquid thickly glopping about. He jumps to the roof top closest to them, taking aim with his blow pipe…
Zac was still fighting with the thug boss. He is enjoying it as the guys attack are slow yet powerful. He gets clipped twice when they both hear a billowing sound, they look up to see a tuxedoed man aim a blow pipe at them. He inhales and immediately shots a purple dart at the thug. Zac jumps away as the man is struck. Zac backs away as he notices the liquid drain into the guy’s arm, which is slowly turning purple. Zac was horrified at what happened next. The thug began to scream as the veins in his arms slowly expand. The thug’s body was growing quickly as was his muscles all over his body. They looked like thickening logs and made Zac feel very small/self-conscious. The left arm slowly split out and turn into flailing tentacles. The clothes slowly began to tear, leaving him almost nude, except for a small rag covering the crotch. A huge roid gut extended out from behind the abs, which were up to being an eight pack. The look was completed with horns popping out at his temples and tusks jutting out from the bottom jaw. Zac was very close to being violently sick and he dove behind a dumpster.
Remi was nearby window shopping when he heard the screaming. ‘What in the? I hope that’s not Zac’ he thought as he ran to the alleyway. When he got there, he saw the thug expanding out as well and then he ran to the nearby dumpster to be violently ill. He dove behind it as Zac did. ‘Zac’ Remi whispered. ‘What the hell happened?’ ‘Well, I was fighting this guy and easily beating him when I heard a strange noise. I look up to see a guy in a tuxedo lob a dart at the guy I’m fighting. What is behind us is the result’ Zac whispered, pointing at the horror, who was flexing. ‘Crap, I didn’t expect the King to be so desperate as to use daemon steroids on a human, now listen, that man was a high alchemist for the Supreme King, I’ll go deal with him. Now, before I forget, you don’t have a set power pool, you use whatever comes to mind, as long as you use a word close to or involving fire. Also, to summon your weapon, call it by what you want to call it, holding out your hand. It’s a blade if I remember correctly, good luck’ he said hastily, flying onto the roof top. Zac heard about half of what Remi has said, but definitely heard the bit about the powers and sword. With courage, he gets out from behind the dumpster and looks up, to see Remi looked in aerial combat with the alchemist, he turns to see the daemon was still admiring its new form. ‘Vain bastard’ he muttered. Zac holds his hand out and shouts ‘COME FORTH, THE ARDENT BLADE!’ a bright shining reveals into his hand a medium length sword. It has a red and yellow flame pattern on the hilt and a deep orange blade. There are rubies set into the hilt and shining red runes in the blade. The creature noticed the flash and lumbered towards Zac, obviously impeded by its new form. Zac simply mutters ‘let’s dance’ and rushes into combat. The creature rushes in with its tentacles, which were parried by Zac, who began slashing them one by one before the creature reacted. It roared loudly as the stumps slowly bled, but they melted and molded into another claw. They exchange constant blows, mainly from Zac, who kept trying out new powers such as ‘Fireball, Bunsen Kick, Flaming Eye-Poppers’ until it finally catches him off guard and knocks Zac into a wall. It laughs roughly as it opens it’s mouth and begins to charge energy in its mouth. Zac groans and gets up to be greeted with this sight. ‘I.Will. Not.Be. Killed. By some cliché daemon ray!’ he shouts, launching into the air, he kicks off from the wall and in slow motion he points two fingers at the creature and screams ‘BEHOLD! THE IMMOLATOR! BURNING GLORY!’, putting all the energy he could into. He is overwhelmed with burning energy coating him in a sphere of fire, it slowly condenses to the two fingers. ‘HYAAAA!’ he shouts, loosing a jet of deep-blue fire at the creature’s mouth. It begins to eat the fire whilst still charging, the roid gut slowly begins to expand until the creature stops. Zac lands and does a victory pose as the monster collapses behind him and explodes.
Whilst this had been happening, Remi had found and challenged the alchemist to aerial combat. They exchanged constant blows, although Remi was the better with his saber verses the man’s staff. They both hear shouting and turn to see Zac finishing the monster off. The man gasped as his creation slowly exploded and noticing that many news people were convening on the alley. He quickly flies away and vanishes. Remi lands near Zac. ‘Congrats kid, you defeated your very first patchwork daemon’ he congratulates but notices Zac had wandered over near a trash can where the girl he had saved had fainted. He turns to see bright lights at the mouth of the alley, where press people ran in. Zac immediately leaped away onto a nearby roof top. He latter met up with Remi as they made their way back to his apartments balcony. They exchanged congratulatory remarks as Zac turned the light on in his living room to reveal Lydia sitting on the recliner, glaring at them. ‘Oh s***’ Zac muttered.
Ep 3 (Click to View)
Ep3: Martial Artist, Best Friend, Sidekick?
Zac and Remi were frozen as Lydia’s gaze bore into them. ‘Ly-Lydia, I didn’t think you would be here’ he managed to mumble. ‘Oh, you know me Zac, I just came round to get you so we could finally try out that roller-rink, because you SOOOO wanted to go, I spent half an hour getting ready, but it seems you have better things to do then hang with your friend, like crime fighting’ she said sarcastically. She points the remote at the T.V. to show a news broadcast.
The scene was at the alleyway Zac had fought in previously. ‘What we have witnessed here may in fact be an invasion of some kind, for earlier today, an eyewitness alerted authorities of a fight breaking out in an alley, when they arrived they had found a local gang fighting against what this reporter can describe as a ‘pyromaniacal anthro fox’. The police noted that the fox was winning so he slowly watched the fight, the eyewitness at this time had alerted the media to come, but the battle had already finished, we had caught a glimpse of this enigmatic creature but it escaped before it could be captured. Could this be the rise of a new super hero? The newly named ‘Fire Fox’ is perhaps the start of a new crack super outfit. Note the police have prepared a reward for anyone with knowledge of this creature’…
Zac had watched the entire report and could not believe it. ‘Lydia, I….I can explain; he whimpered. Lydia got up and looked at Zac straight in the eye. ‘Zac, tonight, I have witnessed strange and mystical things, bizarre and horrible things…..and I want in’ she stated. Zac and Remi were both caught off guard by this. ‘You……you want to join us?’ Remi asked. ‘Yes beardie-weirdie’ she answered. Remi frowned and said ‘I don’t HAVE a beard, but, I sense a dormant magical power within you, with the right training, you could release it’. Lydia wasn’t surprised at this response, ‘that reminds me, I have this old book in my apartment that’s completely blank, perhaps you could look at it’ she said, leaving the room, but turned to Zac. ‘Shouldn’t you get out of that?’ she asked, pointing to Zac’s ‘costume’. ‘Oh right’ he said and turned to Remi, ‘how do I get out of this outfit Rems?’ he asked. ‘Just say ‘dizaster out’ and it will reform into a card’. Zac shrugged and muttered ‘dizaster out’. Flame engulf his outfit, turning it back into his normal clothes, the fire moves to his hand and becomes the card, which Zac put into his pocket. ‘Let’s go then’.
Zac and Remi follow Lydia to her apartment, which was incidentally opposite Zac’s. They went in and followed her to the book shelf, where she began taking down books from it to slowly reveal the wall behind. She pressed a part of the wall and it popped open with a click. ‘Jeez Lyds, could you get anymore cliché? I mean come on! A hidden wall?’ Zac said, only to be greeted by ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’ hardback edition. Zac collapsed with a large lump on his head. Remi looked inside to see a laser mesh as well. ‘The kid’s right, that is REALLY cliché’ he stated, only to be also greeted by ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’ hardback edition. He collapsed along side Zac. Lydia kicked them both after getting the contents of the safe out, a large tome. They get up and try to compose themselves as best as possible. ‘This is what I was protecting’ she said, handing it to Remi. He flicked through the pages, which were completely blank. ‘Fascinating, the reason these pages are blank is because of a magic lock, one that can be unlock by the magical touch of whomever put it on, OR, their descendent’. ‘This book belonged to my great grandmother, people thought she was a witch’ Lydia said, a little sadly. Remi smiled and turned to Zac. ‘Believe it or not young disaster, but your girlfriend here might be a descendent of the last sorceresses, powerful female magicians’ Remi said, not aware of Lydia scowling at him. ‘So, I am a sorceress? How do I activate my powers?’ she asked. ‘It will take some special lessons, which won’t take long. Zac, leave us please; this’ll require no distractions’ Remi stated. Zac left and went to his apartment.
Zac had been watching the movie he had been watching before Remi had interfered. He looked at the clock to see that they had been training for almost 2 hours. ‘It’s almost mitternacht, I mean midnight. Where ARE they?’ Lydia and Remi had re-entered the room after this question was asked, she was smiling proudly. ‘I DID IT ZACCY BOY, I DID IT!’ she shouted, almost dancing. ‘Watch’ she said and she conjured a small ball of fire in her hand. ‘Wow, about 2 hrs of training and you can light a match, bravo Lyds’ he said sarcastically. ‘Also Rems’ Lydia said, ‘I want a cool outfit like Zac’s, so you have something to magically change my costume?’ Remi was almost awestruck by this. ‘You have a mountain of clothes in your apartment, you could MAKE a costume, but, if you insist’ he said and pulled out a spell tag, it had large ink marks on it. ‘Do you have anything a little more now?’ Remi scowled and it morphed into a card, like the Dizaster. ‘HERE’ he shouts and gives it to her, she is ecstatic. ‘I’m guessing I say form-change right?’ ‘YES!’ ‘Alright, don’t be a grumpy pumpy’ she said, saying the magic words.
*Cue Transformation*
Lydia is standing in darkness with the card in hand, which morphs into a staff. She starts twirling it around herself, causing her clothes to glow brightly. She blows a small kiss as they form into priestess like robes. It has a large flame pattern on it. She jumps up and lands, causing flames to spill around her. She twirls the staff one more time and bangs the bottom part on the ground, causing large fissure of flame to erupt, revealing a large L behind her.
*End Cue*
Lydia looked ecstatic with her new outfit. ‘This…..This I’ll be wearing for Halloween’ she cackled, creeping out both Zac and Remi. Zac re-did his dizaster transformation. They all stood there, three heroes ready to face anything with courage and indispensable luck. Outside, the claxon of sirens right as police cars zoom pass. Zac smiled at his friends and the immediately exit via balcony, ready for anything. ‘And so this begins, The Dizaster9’ Zac Shouts.
Zac and Remi were frozen as Lydia’s gaze bore into them. ‘Ly-Lydia, I didn’t think you would be here’ he managed to mumble. ‘Oh, you know me Zac, I just came round to get you so we could finally try out that roller-rink, because you SOOOO wanted to go, I spent half an hour getting ready, but it seems you have better things to do then hang with your friend, like crime fighting’ she said sarcastically. She points the remote at the T.V. to show a news broadcast.
The scene was at the alleyway Zac had fought in previously. ‘What we have witnessed here may in fact be an invasion of some kind, for earlier today, an eyewitness alerted authorities of a fight breaking out in an alley, when they arrived they had found a local gang fighting against what this reporter can describe as a ‘pyromaniacal anthro fox’. The police noted that the fox was winning so he slowly watched the fight, the eyewitness at this time had alerted the media to come, but the battle had already finished, we had caught a glimpse of this enigmatic creature but it escaped before it could be captured. Could this be the rise of a new super hero? The newly named ‘Fire Fox’ is perhaps the start of a new crack super outfit. Note the police have prepared a reward for anyone with knowledge of this creature’…
Zac had watched the entire report and could not believe it. ‘Lydia, I….I can explain; he whimpered. Lydia got up and looked at Zac straight in the eye. ‘Zac, tonight, I have witnessed strange and mystical things, bizarre and horrible things…..and I want in’ she stated. Zac and Remi were both caught off guard by this. ‘You……you want to join us?’ Remi asked. ‘Yes beardie-weirdie’ she answered. Remi frowned and said ‘I don’t HAVE a beard, but, I sense a dormant magical power within you, with the right training, you could release it’. Lydia wasn’t surprised at this response, ‘that reminds me, I have this old book in my apartment that’s completely blank, perhaps you could look at it’ she said, leaving the room, but turned to Zac. ‘Shouldn’t you get out of that?’ she asked, pointing to Zac’s ‘costume’. ‘Oh right’ he said and turned to Remi, ‘how do I get out of this outfit Rems?’ he asked. ‘Just say ‘dizaster out’ and it will reform into a card’. Zac shrugged and muttered ‘dizaster out’. Flame engulf his outfit, turning it back into his normal clothes, the fire moves to his hand and becomes the card, which Zac put into his pocket. ‘Let’s go then’.
Zac and Remi follow Lydia to her apartment, which was incidentally opposite Zac’s. They went in and followed her to the book shelf, where she began taking down books from it to slowly reveal the wall behind. She pressed a part of the wall and it popped open with a click. ‘Jeez Lyds, could you get anymore cliché? I mean come on! A hidden wall?’ Zac said, only to be greeted by ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’ hardback edition. Zac collapsed with a large lump on his head. Remi looked inside to see a laser mesh as well. ‘The kid’s right, that is REALLY cliché’ he stated, only to be also greeted by ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’ hardback edition. He collapsed along side Zac. Lydia kicked them both after getting the contents of the safe out, a large tome. They get up and try to compose themselves as best as possible. ‘This is what I was protecting’ she said, handing it to Remi. He flicked through the pages, which were completely blank. ‘Fascinating, the reason these pages are blank is because of a magic lock, one that can be unlock by the magical touch of whomever put it on, OR, their descendent’. ‘This book belonged to my great grandmother, people thought she was a witch’ Lydia said, a little sadly. Remi smiled and turned to Zac. ‘Believe it or not young disaster, but your girlfriend here might be a descendent of the last sorceresses, powerful female magicians’ Remi said, not aware of Lydia scowling at him. ‘So, I am a sorceress? How do I activate my powers?’ she asked. ‘It will take some special lessons, which won’t take long. Zac, leave us please; this’ll require no distractions’ Remi stated. Zac left and went to his apartment.
Zac had been watching the movie he had been watching before Remi had interfered. He looked at the clock to see that they had been training for almost 2 hours. ‘It’s almost mitternacht, I mean midnight. Where ARE they?’ Lydia and Remi had re-entered the room after this question was asked, she was smiling proudly. ‘I DID IT ZACCY BOY, I DID IT!’ she shouted, almost dancing. ‘Watch’ she said and she conjured a small ball of fire in her hand. ‘Wow, about 2 hrs of training and you can light a match, bravo Lyds’ he said sarcastically. ‘Also Rems’ Lydia said, ‘I want a cool outfit like Zac’s, so you have something to magically change my costume?’ Remi was almost awestruck by this. ‘You have a mountain of clothes in your apartment, you could MAKE a costume, but, if you insist’ he said and pulled out a spell tag, it had large ink marks on it. ‘Do you have anything a little more now?’ Remi scowled and it morphed into a card, like the Dizaster. ‘HERE’ he shouts and gives it to her, she is ecstatic. ‘I’m guessing I say form-change right?’ ‘YES!’ ‘Alright, don’t be a grumpy pumpy’ she said, saying the magic words.
*Cue Transformation*
Lydia is standing in darkness with the card in hand, which morphs into a staff. She starts twirling it around herself, causing her clothes to glow brightly. She blows a small kiss as they form into priestess like robes. It has a large flame pattern on it. She jumps up and lands, causing flames to spill around her. She twirls the staff one more time and bangs the bottom part on the ground, causing large fissure of flame to erupt, revealing a large L behind her.
*End Cue*
Lydia looked ecstatic with her new outfit. ‘This…..This I’ll be wearing for Halloween’ she cackled, creeping out both Zac and Remi. Zac re-did his dizaster transformation. They all stood there, three heroes ready to face anything with courage and indispensable luck. Outside, the claxon of sirens right as police cars zoom pass. Zac smiled at his friends and the immediately exit via balcony, ready for anything. ‘And so this begins, The Dizaster9’ Zac Shouts.
Ep 4 (Click to View)
The Dizasters
The screen is completely black but it then lights up to a cheesy black & white sitcom, complete with bad music. In large font the words ‘The Dizasters’ appears on the screen as the image switches to Zac, who is walking in the door, taking off his hat, underneath the words ‘Zacaria Armitayle as Ken Dizaster’ appears. It then swaps to Lydia, whose hair was in a bun, it reads ‘Lydia Armstrong as Betty Dizaster’. One final swap shows Remi in knee pants, a plain shirt and a little propeller hat, reading ‘Remi Kengspu as Little Timmy’. It has them all smiling as a family photo was taken. ‘It was another glorious day in Knuxvolle, as Ken Dizaster has come home from another day at the office’. Ken walks in and says ‘Honey, I’m home’, accompanied by laugh track. Betty comes from the kitchen and says ‘Already? I just put dinner on’, with more laugh track. Little Timmy walks in through the front door, holding a large trophy. ‘Hey, mom, I just won first prize at the science fair with my swell volcano project’ he said beaming. Betty smiles widely and says ‘What’s a mother to do?’ with more laugh track. The smile then breaks as she then says ‘who writes this crap?’ The director (BH15) walks in. ‘Sorry guys, I grabbed the wrong script by mistake, I’ll go get it, but it’ll take a while’ he said, heading for the exit. They all sit down on recliner chairs. ‘What a wienie’ they all say, putting sunglasses on.
One hour Later…
BH walks in and confronts the audience. ‘Okay viewers, I got the REAL script this time, please enjoy ‘Episode 4, One Week Later…yeah, I’m gonna go now’.
Ep4: One Week Later
Zac had come home from the deli a little more happily then normal. He noticed Remi was on the computer as normal. Zac had had the Dizaster for a week now, and the novelty had yet to wear off. No actual xenomorphic activity had been found, so he hadn’t needed to do anything about that, but there were still thefts and gang wars he had to deal with. It had been noted in the news on how many of the people had been ‘completely carbonised to the ground and walls’. During this time however, Zac had learned that Remi had been in a magical hibernation, waiting for the newest Dizaster to emerge. Lydia had also learned to harness the fire spells in her spell book, which she practiced whenever, constantly joking that she was a ‘fire bender’, causing Zac to groan. Zac had noticed that Remi liked going on the website ‘Deviant Art’, he himself has liked it, but grew out of it as work took over his life. ‘Young Dizaster’ Remi said. ‘Yeah?’ ‘I wish to know, what is a fetish?’ Zac was a little embarrassed by this question. ‘Well, a fetish is a way of…pleasuring one’s self using their suppressed desires, this kind of stuff has been around for decades and does make it’s way into the art industry, why do you ask’ he said/asked. Remi felt a little sheepish as he told Zac about some of the pictures on DA he had seen, and his learning of the word fetish. ‘I see, well, some of those artworks were made just for fun, others for sharing their desires with like minded people, show me a couple of the things you have seen’. Remi spent about 10 minutes showing many of the things he had witnessed, Zac thought some were cute, others were okay and one that was JUST PLAIN WRONG!
Later, after explaining to Remi that the Google web browser has answers to everything except: the meaning of life, why washing a pair of socks leaves you only with one, and where your TV remote is. Zac told him to start with vorephilia and work up. He had just started making the spaghetti sauce when he heard a horrified gasp. He ran in to see Remi on a wikifur article called ‘C-Snakes’. Zac turned pale as bad memories came back to him after his stint at researching fetishes, Even the highly detailed pics he had seen (I won’t go into details). He raced for the ‘Back button’. Both Zac and Remi had an uneasy time eating as their thoughts had been tainted by what they had seen. Lydia had stopped by for dinner and was happily eating her spaghetti bolognaise, completely unaware of what had happened earlier. Remi was about to have his third serving when a slight jolt went through him, causing him to turn to the duo. ‘I have sensed a magical presence, it’s a bit foggy but it is centred somewhere in the northern district’. ‘Hmm, that is usually where the sciency crap is, and the national museum of archaeology, where ancient finds like fossils and gem stones are’ Zac said. Remi frowned and said ‘we must deal with this, disaster up kids’.
After transforming into ‘Fire Fox & Pyro Girl’ (as dubbed by the public), Zac, Lydia and Remi raced off to the museum.
Meanwhile, at the museum itself, a new presence was made known. A cohort of daemons, lead by Mr. Tuxedo (from Ep 1), were searching the museum. ‘Boss, what are we meant to be looking for?’ a minion asked. He turned to it and said ‘YOU, are looking for an artifact that the king told me was here, he said he couldn’t identify it so we’re looking for some kind of power source, like a crystal’. Another minion spoke out, ‘didn’t we pass a display containing crystals a few blocks back?’ Tuxedo frowned and moved down into the previously searched rooms, pacing one display that held an ancient tarot deck, one card was out of place, a light blue card. He looked on and found the room containing masses of real and fake gems. ‘Jackpot’ he muttered and called his men. They broke up most of the glass cases, unafraid of alarms as Tuxedo had disabled the security with magic. He reached into one of the cases and daintily took out one of the crystals whilst pulling out a small eye scope used by gem cutters. He threw the gem away in disgust as he found it was a fake. All the daemons were using the scopes to identify the gems. They gave up after Tuxedo sent out a mental probe. ‘Boss, why don’t we go back and tell him that there was no power in the museum’. Tuxedo turned and laughed, rather creepily. ‘Tell the daemon king he was wrong?!’ he asked ironically, ‘Do you have any idea what would happen if you told him that?! We would all be turned into something only slightly resembling a lump of coal, no, we have to do something drastic’ he raved.
Zac & co. were outside the museum and got in without a hitch. ‘The intruders must have disabled the security’ Zac said as they patrolled the museum, looking for the intruders. Zac passed the same tarot display when a small jolt jumped through him; he dismissed this as one of those mental shocks when he heard the sound of smashing. Calling Remi and Lyds over, they all looked into the gem display to see tuxedo and the daemons tearing the place apart, then T started yelling at them. They strut in and confront them. ‘Hey, tall dark and creepy, that’s private property there bub’ Zac said, being macho. ‘Lydia palmed her face, muttering ‘Zac, you are such a wienie it is unbelievable’. Mr. Tuxedo and the daemons turned to them. ‘This is private business kid, why don’t you go start a bush fire with your matches’ a daemon said. Zacs response was to turn him INTO something resembling a lump of coal. This act resulted in full scale battle mode as Lydia and Remi took on the daemons, whilst Zac took on Mr. T.
Outside, a pair of cops were patrolling the area when a large column of flame erupted from the museum, they looked at each other. ‘Do you think we should deal with that’ one said. The other cop turned and said ‘Deal with what Nobby?’ Nobby looked at his partner and then at the building. ‘You’re right Fred, there isn’t anything going on’ he said. They then continue to patrol, meanwhile, in a nearby alley, a dark figure was watching what possible commotion could be seen from the outside, it chuckled and vanished.
Whilst this had been happening, a lot of museum property had been broken. Zac himself had managed to get some good blows on T; it didn’t even seem as if he was trying. After getting knocked down for the fifth time, he got up and shouted ‘let’s get out of here’ and instantly vanished, along with his daemons. Zac, Lydia and Remi looked at the destruction they caused. ‘Rems, you wouldn’t, by any chance, have a teleport spell do you?’ Zac asked. ‘I do ‘Fire Fox’’ he said, pulling out a small spell tag from his sleeve. They all grab onto it and vanish, returning to Zacs apartment. They changed back to their normal outfits when Lydia asked ‘okay, who wants ice-cream?’ Both Zac and Remi said yes, and there was much rejoicing.
The screen is completely black but it then lights up to a cheesy black & white sitcom, complete with bad music. In large font the words ‘The Dizasters’ appears on the screen as the image switches to Zac, who is walking in the door, taking off his hat, underneath the words ‘Zacaria Armitayle as Ken Dizaster’ appears. It then swaps to Lydia, whose hair was in a bun, it reads ‘Lydia Armstrong as Betty Dizaster’. One final swap shows Remi in knee pants, a plain shirt and a little propeller hat, reading ‘Remi Kengspu as Little Timmy’. It has them all smiling as a family photo was taken. ‘It was another glorious day in Knuxvolle, as Ken Dizaster has come home from another day at the office’. Ken walks in and says ‘Honey, I’m home’, accompanied by laugh track. Betty comes from the kitchen and says ‘Already? I just put dinner on’, with more laugh track. Little Timmy walks in through the front door, holding a large trophy. ‘Hey, mom, I just won first prize at the science fair with my swell volcano project’ he said beaming. Betty smiles widely and says ‘What’s a mother to do?’ with more laugh track. The smile then breaks as she then says ‘who writes this crap?’ The director (BH15) walks in. ‘Sorry guys, I grabbed the wrong script by mistake, I’ll go get it, but it’ll take a while’ he said, heading for the exit. They all sit down on recliner chairs. ‘What a wienie’ they all say, putting sunglasses on.
One hour Later…
BH walks in and confronts the audience. ‘Okay viewers, I got the REAL script this time, please enjoy ‘Episode 4, One Week Later…yeah, I’m gonna go now’.
Ep4: One Week Later
Zac had come home from the deli a little more happily then normal. He noticed Remi was on the computer as normal. Zac had had the Dizaster for a week now, and the novelty had yet to wear off. No actual xenomorphic activity had been found, so he hadn’t needed to do anything about that, but there were still thefts and gang wars he had to deal with. It had been noted in the news on how many of the people had been ‘completely carbonised to the ground and walls’. During this time however, Zac had learned that Remi had been in a magical hibernation, waiting for the newest Dizaster to emerge. Lydia had also learned to harness the fire spells in her spell book, which she practiced whenever, constantly joking that she was a ‘fire bender’, causing Zac to groan. Zac had noticed that Remi liked going on the website ‘Deviant Art’, he himself has liked it, but grew out of it as work took over his life. ‘Young Dizaster’ Remi said. ‘Yeah?’ ‘I wish to know, what is a fetish?’ Zac was a little embarrassed by this question. ‘Well, a fetish is a way of…pleasuring one’s self using their suppressed desires, this kind of stuff has been around for decades and does make it’s way into the art industry, why do you ask’ he said/asked. Remi felt a little sheepish as he told Zac about some of the pictures on DA he had seen, and his learning of the word fetish. ‘I see, well, some of those artworks were made just for fun, others for sharing their desires with like minded people, show me a couple of the things you have seen’. Remi spent about 10 minutes showing many of the things he had witnessed, Zac thought some were cute, others were okay and one that was JUST PLAIN WRONG!
Later, after explaining to Remi that the Google web browser has answers to everything except: the meaning of life, why washing a pair of socks leaves you only with one, and where your TV remote is. Zac told him to start with vorephilia and work up. He had just started making the spaghetti sauce when he heard a horrified gasp. He ran in to see Remi on a wikifur article called ‘C-Snakes’. Zac turned pale as bad memories came back to him after his stint at researching fetishes, Even the highly detailed pics he had seen (I won’t go into details). He raced for the ‘Back button’. Both Zac and Remi had an uneasy time eating as their thoughts had been tainted by what they had seen. Lydia had stopped by for dinner and was happily eating her spaghetti bolognaise, completely unaware of what had happened earlier. Remi was about to have his third serving when a slight jolt went through him, causing him to turn to the duo. ‘I have sensed a magical presence, it’s a bit foggy but it is centred somewhere in the northern district’. ‘Hmm, that is usually where the sciency crap is, and the national museum of archaeology, where ancient finds like fossils and gem stones are’ Zac said. Remi frowned and said ‘we must deal with this, disaster up kids’.
After transforming into ‘Fire Fox & Pyro Girl’ (as dubbed by the public), Zac, Lydia and Remi raced off to the museum.
Meanwhile, at the museum itself, a new presence was made known. A cohort of daemons, lead by Mr. Tuxedo (from Ep 1), were searching the museum. ‘Boss, what are we meant to be looking for?’ a minion asked. He turned to it and said ‘YOU, are looking for an artifact that the king told me was here, he said he couldn’t identify it so we’re looking for some kind of power source, like a crystal’. Another minion spoke out, ‘didn’t we pass a display containing crystals a few blocks back?’ Tuxedo frowned and moved down into the previously searched rooms, pacing one display that held an ancient tarot deck, one card was out of place, a light blue card. He looked on and found the room containing masses of real and fake gems. ‘Jackpot’ he muttered and called his men. They broke up most of the glass cases, unafraid of alarms as Tuxedo had disabled the security with magic. He reached into one of the cases and daintily took out one of the crystals whilst pulling out a small eye scope used by gem cutters. He threw the gem away in disgust as he found it was a fake. All the daemons were using the scopes to identify the gems. They gave up after Tuxedo sent out a mental probe. ‘Boss, why don’t we go back and tell him that there was no power in the museum’. Tuxedo turned and laughed, rather creepily. ‘Tell the daemon king he was wrong?!’ he asked ironically, ‘Do you have any idea what would happen if you told him that?! We would all be turned into something only slightly resembling a lump of coal, no, we have to do something drastic’ he raved.
Zac & co. were outside the museum and got in without a hitch. ‘The intruders must have disabled the security’ Zac said as they patrolled the museum, looking for the intruders. Zac passed the same tarot display when a small jolt jumped through him; he dismissed this as one of those mental shocks when he heard the sound of smashing. Calling Remi and Lyds over, they all looked into the gem display to see tuxedo and the daemons tearing the place apart, then T started yelling at them. They strut in and confront them. ‘Hey, tall dark and creepy, that’s private property there bub’ Zac said, being macho. ‘Lydia palmed her face, muttering ‘Zac, you are such a wienie it is unbelievable’. Mr. Tuxedo and the daemons turned to them. ‘This is private business kid, why don’t you go start a bush fire with your matches’ a daemon said. Zacs response was to turn him INTO something resembling a lump of coal. This act resulted in full scale battle mode as Lydia and Remi took on the daemons, whilst Zac took on Mr. T.
Outside, a pair of cops were patrolling the area when a large column of flame erupted from the museum, they looked at each other. ‘Do you think we should deal with that’ one said. The other cop turned and said ‘Deal with what Nobby?’ Nobby looked at his partner and then at the building. ‘You’re right Fred, there isn’t anything going on’ he said. They then continue to patrol, meanwhile, in a nearby alley, a dark figure was watching what possible commotion could be seen from the outside, it chuckled and vanished.
Whilst this had been happening, a lot of museum property had been broken. Zac himself had managed to get some good blows on T; it didn’t even seem as if he was trying. After getting knocked down for the fifth time, he got up and shouted ‘let’s get out of here’ and instantly vanished, along with his daemons. Zac, Lydia and Remi looked at the destruction they caused. ‘Rems, you wouldn’t, by any chance, have a teleport spell do you?’ Zac asked. ‘I do ‘Fire Fox’’ he said, pulling out a small spell tag from his sleeve. They all grab onto it and vanish, returning to Zacs apartment. They changed back to their normal outfits when Lydia asked ‘okay, who wants ice-cream?’ Both Zac and Remi said yes, and there was much rejoicing.
Ep 5 (Click to View)
Ep5: I Lycan You
Zac, Lydia and Remi were all camped on the couch watching an old werewolf movie. ‘Tch, I know special effects were still bad back then, but even for this era they suck’ Lydia moaned. ‘Why are you whining? You wanted to watch it in the first place’ Zac struck. Lydia humphed and grabbed the bowl of pop-corn on the table. ‘You know, I think it would be fun to be a werewolf’ Zac said. They both turned to him. ‘You think it would be fun to be a big slobbering mindless killing machine Zac?’ she asked. ‘Well, besides the maiming and mindlessness, yes’. ‘You creep me out sometimes young dizaster’ Remi muttered, grabbing a handful of pop-corn.
Meanwhile, in a dark alley across town, a small portal appears and a large furry paw reaches out, dragging a large furry body with it, cloaked in darkness. It howls and runs off into the misty night…
The group is still watching the movie when the computer activates and begins a consistent beeping noise. They stop the movie and check it out. ‘What the hell is it doing’ Lydia shouted. ‘A couple of days ago, I got tired of being the receptor for incoming magical signals, so I magically downloaded a file into the computer to detect for me’ Remi explained. ‘Cool, like in Batman’ Zac said. Remi began punching keys into the comp when a list of details appeared. ‘Hokay, this is the sitch, the magical problem is coming from down town area, the scent is too weak to be able to properly identify the creature, but lets suit up and deal wit this’. ‘Okay, let’s do this. Dizaster 1-Fire Fox’ Zac shouts. ‘Form-Change to Sorceress’ Lydia shouts.
*Cue Transformation*
Zac and Lydia are standing together holding their cards which simultaneously burst into flame. The view changes to circle around them as they suit up. They end with doing mirror like punching moves and do a twin victory signal, causing flames to reveal a large ‘I & L’ to appear.
*End Cue*
‘Why didn’t you do that last episode?’ Remi asked. Z&L shrug. ‘So….lets go’ Lydia said. They all spring into action. They had just gotten to the down town area when the creature’s howling filled the air. This brings a shiver up Remi’s spine. ‘What is it boy? Is Timmy O’Toole stuck in a well’ Zac asked. ‘No’. ‘Is there a cat up a tree?’ ‘NO’. ‘For gods sake Zac it’s a wolf, and by that howling, I guess I can assume, well, its silly, but I think it’s a werewolf. ‘But you said earlier..’ Zac said, but Lydia cuts him off with ‘I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Listen to what I am saying now. Okay Rems, this nega universe that Supreme King rules, does it have Lycanthropes?’ Lydia asked. ‘Yes, but they’re called Razor Fangs. They’re the same thing though. In any case, we must be deeply careful with this, as like in human lore, a bite from a werewolf will cause you to be cursed as well, not even in the nega sciences have they found a way to cure it. These Razor Fangs however, are very vulnerable to fire, good thing right’ Remi monologued, only to realize that Zac and Lydia had already left. ‘Bloody kids’ he muttered, running down the street. The place was deserted due to the police lining the streets, this made it harder for the group to move about, but they heard useful bits of info about the creature. The critical piece was finding out tat it was stationed at the docks nearby. They race towards it immediately.
They move as silently through the shadowed docks as possible, keeping an ear out for the beast. They move out into the open area when the pale moonlight broke through the clouds, lighting up the area. The howling noise is heard again, much closer. All 3 of them look around wildly for the beast, but find nothing. Then, a deep growling noise is heard as the beast jumps from a stack of crates trying to land on them, but they move away just in time. They all turn to confront this beast. It has an ash grey coat colour, it stands on two muscle bound legs as it top half raises rhythmically to its breathing. Its mouth was drooling. ‘That thing is more buff then most pro-wrestling stars’ Zac said in shock. Once the shock wore off, Zac immediately began his assault on the creature, trying to make up for its speed and brute strength with his fiery powers. It tried to lunge in for the kill but Zac knocked it away with the Ardent Blade. Tired of its play mate, the thing begins to charge full pelt at Lydia. She tries to guard but is frozen in place by fear. She covers her face with her arms as she waits for the pain…
Nothing. Lydia slowly moves her sleeves away from her face to reveal Zac in front of her, the beasts fangs lodged deep into his left arm. Slowly, he puts two fingers on his right hand to its face. ‘Behold, the immolator, burning glory’ he quietly said. The energy begins to charge around him as it condenses to his fingers, a quick burst of flame shows that the shot went right through its head, it then collapses onto the ground. Zac looks unconcerned at the blood dripping out of his arm, he plucks the left over fangs from his arm as he turns to Lydia. ‘Are you alright’ he asks. She was too shocked to answer, not only did he save her, but he got bitten and doesn’t seem to care. ‘Zac, you should lie down. There are pain killers in a Razor Fangs saliva, in an hour you will feel immense pain’. He gets out his teleport seal and holds onto to Zac and Lydia, they all teleport away.
Back at the apartment, Zac Dizasters Out to assess the damage. ‘So, will I become a Razor Fang at every full moon?’ ‘No’ Remi said. Zac raised his eyebrow, ‘Why not’. ‘Because, because you weren’t the one corrupted, the Dizaster was’. ‘What?!’ ‘Indeed, to save its host, the dizaster will accept all toxins and other poisons instead of its host, but it’ll take so time to extinguish it, so you cannot use Fire Fox for a while’ he stated. Zac was shocked by this, causing a raise in blood pressure and his wounds began to bleed again. Lydia was a bit dismayed at this as well. ‘So we can’t fight crime and magical creatures?’ she asked. ‘No, until the Dizaster is pure, Zac cannot use his powers unless he finds a new dizaster, using this one will cause problems’ he said.
For the next two days, Zac had gone about his life normally. Work, Getting home and hanging out, Zac and Lydia felt unfulfilled because of this. During a walk around town, Zac, Lydia and Remi hear a disturbance in a nearby alley, they go to investigate to see a gang harassing a young lady. Zac, without thinking, runs into the alley and shouts ‘Dizaster 1-Fire Fox’. ‘ZAC! NOOOOOOOO!’ Lydia shouts, but it was too late.
Zac, Lydia and Remi were all camped on the couch watching an old werewolf movie. ‘Tch, I know special effects were still bad back then, but even for this era they suck’ Lydia moaned. ‘Why are you whining? You wanted to watch it in the first place’ Zac struck. Lydia humphed and grabbed the bowl of pop-corn on the table. ‘You know, I think it would be fun to be a werewolf’ Zac said. They both turned to him. ‘You think it would be fun to be a big slobbering mindless killing machine Zac?’ she asked. ‘Well, besides the maiming and mindlessness, yes’. ‘You creep me out sometimes young dizaster’ Remi muttered, grabbing a handful of pop-corn.
Meanwhile, in a dark alley across town, a small portal appears and a large furry paw reaches out, dragging a large furry body with it, cloaked in darkness. It howls and runs off into the misty night…
The group is still watching the movie when the computer activates and begins a consistent beeping noise. They stop the movie and check it out. ‘What the hell is it doing’ Lydia shouted. ‘A couple of days ago, I got tired of being the receptor for incoming magical signals, so I magically downloaded a file into the computer to detect for me’ Remi explained. ‘Cool, like in Batman’ Zac said. Remi began punching keys into the comp when a list of details appeared. ‘Hokay, this is the sitch, the magical problem is coming from down town area, the scent is too weak to be able to properly identify the creature, but lets suit up and deal wit this’. ‘Okay, let’s do this. Dizaster 1-Fire Fox’ Zac shouts. ‘Form-Change to Sorceress’ Lydia shouts.
*Cue Transformation*
Zac and Lydia are standing together holding their cards which simultaneously burst into flame. The view changes to circle around them as they suit up. They end with doing mirror like punching moves and do a twin victory signal, causing flames to reveal a large ‘I & L’ to appear.
*End Cue*
‘Why didn’t you do that last episode?’ Remi asked. Z&L shrug. ‘So….lets go’ Lydia said. They all spring into action. They had just gotten to the down town area when the creature’s howling filled the air. This brings a shiver up Remi’s spine. ‘What is it boy? Is Timmy O’Toole stuck in a well’ Zac asked. ‘No’. ‘Is there a cat up a tree?’ ‘NO’. ‘For gods sake Zac it’s a wolf, and by that howling, I guess I can assume, well, its silly, but I think it’s a werewolf. ‘But you said earlier..’ Zac said, but Lydia cuts him off with ‘I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Listen to what I am saying now. Okay Rems, this nega universe that Supreme King rules, does it have Lycanthropes?’ Lydia asked. ‘Yes, but they’re called Razor Fangs. They’re the same thing though. In any case, we must be deeply careful with this, as like in human lore, a bite from a werewolf will cause you to be cursed as well, not even in the nega sciences have they found a way to cure it. These Razor Fangs however, are very vulnerable to fire, good thing right’ Remi monologued, only to realize that Zac and Lydia had already left. ‘Bloody kids’ he muttered, running down the street. The place was deserted due to the police lining the streets, this made it harder for the group to move about, but they heard useful bits of info about the creature. The critical piece was finding out tat it was stationed at the docks nearby. They race towards it immediately.
They move as silently through the shadowed docks as possible, keeping an ear out for the beast. They move out into the open area when the pale moonlight broke through the clouds, lighting up the area. The howling noise is heard again, much closer. All 3 of them look around wildly for the beast, but find nothing. Then, a deep growling noise is heard as the beast jumps from a stack of crates trying to land on them, but they move away just in time. They all turn to confront this beast. It has an ash grey coat colour, it stands on two muscle bound legs as it top half raises rhythmically to its breathing. Its mouth was drooling. ‘That thing is more buff then most pro-wrestling stars’ Zac said in shock. Once the shock wore off, Zac immediately began his assault on the creature, trying to make up for its speed and brute strength with his fiery powers. It tried to lunge in for the kill but Zac knocked it away with the Ardent Blade. Tired of its play mate, the thing begins to charge full pelt at Lydia. She tries to guard but is frozen in place by fear. She covers her face with her arms as she waits for the pain…
Nothing. Lydia slowly moves her sleeves away from her face to reveal Zac in front of her, the beasts fangs lodged deep into his left arm. Slowly, he puts two fingers on his right hand to its face. ‘Behold, the immolator, burning glory’ he quietly said. The energy begins to charge around him as it condenses to his fingers, a quick burst of flame shows that the shot went right through its head, it then collapses onto the ground. Zac looks unconcerned at the blood dripping out of his arm, he plucks the left over fangs from his arm as he turns to Lydia. ‘Are you alright’ he asks. She was too shocked to answer, not only did he save her, but he got bitten and doesn’t seem to care. ‘Zac, you should lie down. There are pain killers in a Razor Fangs saliva, in an hour you will feel immense pain’. He gets out his teleport seal and holds onto to Zac and Lydia, they all teleport away.
Back at the apartment, Zac Dizasters Out to assess the damage. ‘So, will I become a Razor Fang at every full moon?’ ‘No’ Remi said. Zac raised his eyebrow, ‘Why not’. ‘Because, because you weren’t the one corrupted, the Dizaster was’. ‘What?!’ ‘Indeed, to save its host, the dizaster will accept all toxins and other poisons instead of its host, but it’ll take so time to extinguish it, so you cannot use Fire Fox for a while’ he stated. Zac was shocked by this, causing a raise in blood pressure and his wounds began to bleed again. Lydia was a bit dismayed at this as well. ‘So we can’t fight crime and magical creatures?’ she asked. ‘No, until the Dizaster is pure, Zac cannot use his powers unless he finds a new dizaster, using this one will cause problems’ he said.
For the next two days, Zac had gone about his life normally. Work, Getting home and hanging out, Zac and Lydia felt unfulfilled because of this. During a walk around town, Zac, Lydia and Remi hear a disturbance in a nearby alley, they go to investigate to see a gang harassing a young lady. Zac, without thinking, runs into the alley and shouts ‘Dizaster 1-Fire Fox’. ‘ZAC! NOOOOOOOO!’ Lydia shouts, but it was too late.
Ep 6 (Click to View)
Ep6: A Dog’s Life
Hokay, so if you didn’t see the last ep PAY ATTENTION! Alright, so last ep, Zac talked how great it would be to be a lycan, and surprise surprise, one appears in their world from the nega world, where they are called Razor Fangs. They manage to track it the docks for a showdown. The beast managed to infect Zac with lycanthropy, then after Zac terminated the beast. He found out that Fire Fox took the blow for him, but at the cost of not being to use it. We come to where we left off, having Zac using Fire Fox and Lydia dramatically shouting ‘NOOOOOOOO!’
Zac didn’t realize what was happening, but he felt compulsed to use Fire Fox, he didn’t hear Lydia shouting no until too late.
*Cue Transformation*
Zac is standing up straight, holding the card in two fingers. He drops it and it glides to the floor, smothering Zac in flames as it lands. He moves his hands through the flames and they transform into long claws with white fur around the wrists. His feet move through and they become claws, furred white. His torso moves through as well, turning orange and stronger, with white fur on the chest. He roars as his head moves through, morphing into a fox/wolf hybrid. He runs around and ends with a howl.
*End Cue*
Remi is horrified and grabs Lyds, moving out of the alley. Large burst of lights extend from the alley. Lydia herself is almost in tears. ‘We have to get Zac’ she sobs. ‘No’ Remi said, restraining her. ‘He is now a Razor Fang/Fox hybrid; he also possesses the power of fire. We must wait until the fires burn down and be careful’ he warned. Once the lights died down, they carefully move into the alley to see several fires still burning and Zac chomping happily on some char grilled bones. He noticed Lydia and Remi and charges at them. From a combination of fear and grief, Lydia quickly pulled a fan from her robe sleeve and whacked him on the head. Zac whimpered and rubbed his head. Lydia smiled. ‘He’s as tame as ever. This’ll call for a teleport Rems’ she said, grabbing Zac and Remi.
Lydia had kept her new ‘pet’ at her apartment for three days. She got home and shut her door behind him to see Zac bowling down the hall. She quickly jumped out of the way and head bashed against the door. He groaned and Lydia petted Zac, inciting some tail-wagging. Remi, hearing the bang, left Zacs apartment. He enters her apartment to see her putting some groceries away. She was idly watching Zac chase his tail around. ‘Remi, as much as I like having a new pet after the unfortunate accident of my previous pet, Mr. Fuzzy’. Lydia at this point wiped away a tear, muttering ‘why did you jump into that thresher?’ She composed herself, continuing on, ‘In any case, we really must deal with this’. Zac wasn’t watching any of this but he began to lightly claw at the door. ‘After walkies of course’ she added, grabbing Zacs leash.
There is a large park near their apartment building. It was voted one of the national best and cleanest parks in ‘The National Best and Cleanest Parks Magazine in Association with Reckless Plumbing and Other Unfortunate Disasters’. It has a large lake at the southern point of the park whilst a there is a lookout at the northern point. The place is quite large (obviously) and riddled with benches, gazebos, lights, etc. Lydia and Remi were at the lookout throwing a small red squeak ball into the park for Zac to chase. Zac brought the ball back for the 56th time when Lydia spoke up. ‘So, how can we deal with this, can we make Zac human again?’ she said, throwing the ball again. ‘It’s hard to say, basically, all he has to do is say ‘dizaster out’ and he should revert, but this will be difficult as his intelligence is even lower then even an average dog’. Lydia got Zacs leash and clipped it onto his collar. ‘Well then, I guess it’s time to teach this old dog a new trick’.
It was night time and Lydia was on the couch watching an old movie. Zac was happily chewing on a steak he char-broiled himself. He stopped and padded over to the couch; he got up and rested his head on Lydia’s lap. She began to stroke his head, gently muttering ‘we’ll figure this out……even if we have to beat it into you’. Zac looked at her as if he understood.
Remi had spent the night creating some flash cards for this situation. He brought them over in the morning and discussed his plan with Lydia; afterwards, she gave him a funny look. ‘Look, it should work’ he said to her questioning glance. Zac was watching them intently during their whole discussion with his (now) amber eyes. They reached an agreement and Lydia decided to try first. ‘Come on boy, say it, say dizaster out’ she said, pointing the card at Zac. She kept trying and slowly began to get frustrated as anyone would. ‘SAY THE GOD-DAMNED WORD!’ she shouted. She then proceeded to try and beat Zac when a ninja attacked, then a Nazi came, then an evil pots’an’pans robot, then a dinosaur got into the picture, then-wait, this was today’s ep of family guy, oops. Anywho, she began to start attacking a pillow, which is what no normal frustrated person would do. Remi decided to try after he put Lydia into a trance to calm her down. Eventually he got as frustrated as well, ending up with him putting himself into a calm-down trance as well, with Zac not even noticing, he then proceeded to lie down and nap.
It was late at night and Remi had given up on the case for today (after snapping himself out of the trance) and retired to play video games. Lydia was preparing Zacs dinner when crashing came from her bathroom. She instinctively turned the lights of and hid, grabbing Zac as well. A masked man came into the loungeroom with a large bag. ‘Another bastard thief’ she muttered and started to come out of her crawl space. She then realized that she couldn’t transform here when the man turned on the light and pointed his gun at her. She put her hands up and got up, sighing. He muttered something and pointed the gun to the book shelf. She moved over there and then shouted ‘SAY IT ZAC!’ This desperate cry manage to pierce his skull, he slowly muttered ‘dizaster out…’
BH15 was sitting at his computer when he suddenly grabbed his head and screamed ‘WHAT THE GLORIOUS F**K DID I TYPE!?’
Hokay, so if you didn’t see the last ep PAY ATTENTION! Alright, so last ep, Zac talked how great it would be to be a lycan, and surprise surprise, one appears in their world from the nega world, where they are called Razor Fangs. They manage to track it the docks for a showdown. The beast managed to infect Zac with lycanthropy, then after Zac terminated the beast. He found out that Fire Fox took the blow for him, but at the cost of not being to use it. We come to where we left off, having Zac using Fire Fox and Lydia dramatically shouting ‘NOOOOOOOO!’
Zac didn’t realize what was happening, but he felt compulsed to use Fire Fox, he didn’t hear Lydia shouting no until too late.
*Cue Transformation*
Zac is standing up straight, holding the card in two fingers. He drops it and it glides to the floor, smothering Zac in flames as it lands. He moves his hands through the flames and they transform into long claws with white fur around the wrists. His feet move through and they become claws, furred white. His torso moves through as well, turning orange and stronger, with white fur on the chest. He roars as his head moves through, morphing into a fox/wolf hybrid. He runs around and ends with a howl.
*End Cue*
Remi is horrified and grabs Lyds, moving out of the alley. Large burst of lights extend from the alley. Lydia herself is almost in tears. ‘We have to get Zac’ she sobs. ‘No’ Remi said, restraining her. ‘He is now a Razor Fang/Fox hybrid; he also possesses the power of fire. We must wait until the fires burn down and be careful’ he warned. Once the lights died down, they carefully move into the alley to see several fires still burning and Zac chomping happily on some char grilled bones. He noticed Lydia and Remi and charges at them. From a combination of fear and grief, Lydia quickly pulled a fan from her robe sleeve and whacked him on the head. Zac whimpered and rubbed his head. Lydia smiled. ‘He’s as tame as ever. This’ll call for a teleport Rems’ she said, grabbing Zac and Remi.
Lydia had kept her new ‘pet’ at her apartment for three days. She got home and shut her door behind him to see Zac bowling down the hall. She quickly jumped out of the way and head bashed against the door. He groaned and Lydia petted Zac, inciting some tail-wagging. Remi, hearing the bang, left Zacs apartment. He enters her apartment to see her putting some groceries away. She was idly watching Zac chase his tail around. ‘Remi, as much as I like having a new pet after the unfortunate accident of my previous pet, Mr. Fuzzy’. Lydia at this point wiped away a tear, muttering ‘why did you jump into that thresher?’ She composed herself, continuing on, ‘In any case, we really must deal with this’. Zac wasn’t watching any of this but he began to lightly claw at the door. ‘After walkies of course’ she added, grabbing Zacs leash.
There is a large park near their apartment building. It was voted one of the national best and cleanest parks in ‘The National Best and Cleanest Parks Magazine in Association with Reckless Plumbing and Other Unfortunate Disasters’. It has a large lake at the southern point of the park whilst a there is a lookout at the northern point. The place is quite large (obviously) and riddled with benches, gazebos, lights, etc. Lydia and Remi were at the lookout throwing a small red squeak ball into the park for Zac to chase. Zac brought the ball back for the 56th time when Lydia spoke up. ‘So, how can we deal with this, can we make Zac human again?’ she said, throwing the ball again. ‘It’s hard to say, basically, all he has to do is say ‘dizaster out’ and he should revert, but this will be difficult as his intelligence is even lower then even an average dog’. Lydia got Zacs leash and clipped it onto his collar. ‘Well then, I guess it’s time to teach this old dog a new trick’.
It was night time and Lydia was on the couch watching an old movie. Zac was happily chewing on a steak he char-broiled himself. He stopped and padded over to the couch; he got up and rested his head on Lydia’s lap. She began to stroke his head, gently muttering ‘we’ll figure this out……even if we have to beat it into you’. Zac looked at her as if he understood.
Remi had spent the night creating some flash cards for this situation. He brought them over in the morning and discussed his plan with Lydia; afterwards, she gave him a funny look. ‘Look, it should work’ he said to her questioning glance. Zac was watching them intently during their whole discussion with his (now) amber eyes. They reached an agreement and Lydia decided to try first. ‘Come on boy, say it, say dizaster out’ she said, pointing the card at Zac. She kept trying and slowly began to get frustrated as anyone would. ‘SAY THE GOD-DAMNED WORD!’ she shouted. She then proceeded to try and beat Zac when a ninja attacked, then a Nazi came, then an evil pots’an’pans robot, then a dinosaur got into the picture, then-wait, this was today’s ep of family guy, oops. Anywho, she began to start attacking a pillow, which is what no normal frustrated person would do. Remi decided to try after he put Lydia into a trance to calm her down. Eventually he got as frustrated as well, ending up with him putting himself into a calm-down trance as well, with Zac not even noticing, he then proceeded to lie down and nap.
It was late at night and Remi had given up on the case for today (after snapping himself out of the trance) and retired to play video games. Lydia was preparing Zacs dinner when crashing came from her bathroom. She instinctively turned the lights of and hid, grabbing Zac as well. A masked man came into the loungeroom with a large bag. ‘Another bastard thief’ she muttered and started to come out of her crawl space. She then realized that she couldn’t transform here when the man turned on the light and pointed his gun at her. She put her hands up and got up, sighing. He muttered something and pointed the gun to the book shelf. She moved over there and then shouted ‘SAY IT ZAC!’ This desperate cry manage to pierce his skull, he slowly muttered ‘dizaster out…’
BH15 was sitting at his computer when he suddenly grabbed his head and screamed ‘WHAT THE GLORIOUS F**K DID I TYPE!?’