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Belail · 06-29-2009, 09:03 PM

(06-29-2009 08:55 PM)Tabris Wrote: Too fuckin' easy.

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.
Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae, anyone?).
Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

Ah, of course!

Joe Jonas, Zack Efron, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift: Have a Orgy and one of them had gun, which used it to kill them, and themselves.
Kevin Jonas: Getting stabbed by Jesse McCartney who then killed himself.
Nick Jonas: Just got bored and decided to join the other bros, but was banished because of how he died.

Total win situation.

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Dismal Euphony · 06-29-2009, 09:05 PM

(06-29-2009 09:03 PM)Lucifer Wrote:
(06-29-2009 08:55 PM)Tabris Wrote: Too fuckin' easy.

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.
Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae, anyone?).
Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

Ah, of course!

Joe Jonas, Zack Efron, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift: Have a Orgy and one of them had gun, which used it to kill them, and themselves.
Kevin Jonas: Getting stabbed by Jesse McCartney who then killed himself.
Nick Jonas: Just got bored and decided to join the other bros, but was banished because of how he died.

Total win situation.

Words fail to describe that monstrosity of a win...

Tabris · 06-29-2009, 09:08 PM

Banished where?

Ecoboy1324 · 06-29-2009, 09:09 PM

(06-29-2009 09:05 PM)BMars1991 Wrote:
(06-29-2009 09:03 PM)Lucifer Wrote:
(06-29-2009 08:55 PM)Tabris Wrote: Too fuckin' easy.

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.
Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae, anyone?).
Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

Ah, of course!

Joe Jonas, Zack Efron, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift: Have a Orgy and one of them had gun, which used it to kill them, and themselves.
Kevin Jonas: Getting stabbed by Jesse McCartney who then killed himself.
Nick Jonas: Just got bored and decided to join the other bros, but was banished because of how he died.

Total win situation.

Words fail to describe that monstrosity of a win...

Yes that was one of the greastest music related wins in history
All except taylor swift she can actually sing somewhat

Dªrĸ · 06-29-2009, 09:16 PM

(06-28-2009 11:17 PM)RiffMaster Alex Wrote: YOU GUYS! I actually found a band worse than the jonas brothers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

I couldn't believe it either.

I can't believe it. You have disproved everything I was trying to prove.

(06-29-2009 12:27 PM)Akiza Izayoi Wrote: Just no. I would happily push the Jonas Brothers off a building while an army of sexy ninja chicks slashed them up in mid air. And if they're still alive when they hit the ground, I'll put a bullet through their brains.

Not torturous (word?) enough.

(06-29-2009 08:55 PM)Tabris Wrote: Too fuckin' easy.

Joe: Die from a stroke while fuckin' Miley.
Nick: Die by being torn apart by crazed women (Bacchae, anyone?).
Kevin: Stabbed by gangsters.

Miley: Raped and strangled to death by her own father, after discovering the now-dead Joe and Miley fuckin'.

And Taylor Swift was kidnapped, held for a 10 cent ransom, and was killed when her family could only get 7 cents.

Dismal Euphony · 06-29-2009, 09:20 PM

This thread has turned into a raging win-fest.

Ecoboy1324 · 06-29-2009, 09:21 PM

Dude were talking about the Jonas brothers any flame is auto win

Tabris · 06-29-2009, 09:22 PM

And Taylor Swift was kidnapped, held for a 10 cent ransom, and was killed when her family could only get 7 cents.

Bloody hell - THAT'S TOO DAMN MERCIFUL.

Kidnap her and all her relatives, strip them of all money in hand except for a few cents, hold all for a dollar each, and kill one after 5 seconds by placing each one under a torture rack, ending with Taylor s*** herself.

Win?

Dªrĸ · 06-29-2009, 09:31 PM

Tabris knows how to torture better than I do. Can I be your assistant? I CAN BRING YOU SODA.

Belail · 06-29-2009, 09:48 PM

(06-29-2009 09:31 PM)Dªrĸ Wrote: Tabris knows how to torture better than I do. Can I be your assistant? I CAN BRING YOU SODA.

I torture too =[ sadface mode

~~Prince Poison~~ · 06-30-2009, 10:15 AM

This thread is now officially the new :
"Best way to kill disney f*****s" thread.

RiffMaster Alex · 06-30-2009, 11:47 PM

(06-29-2009 09:16 PM)Dªrĸ Wrote:
(06-28-2009 11:17 PM)RiffMaster Alex Wrote: YOU GUYS! I actually found a band worse than the jonas brothers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

I couldn't believe it either.

I can't believe it. You have disproved everything I was trying to prove.

It's what I do.

**Opalmoon** · (This post was last modified: 07-04-2009 07:11 AM by Opalmoon.)

(06-29-2009 09:20 PM)BMars1991 Wrote: This thread has turned into a raging win-fest.

^This, plus flaming.

Alright guys, end of the party, this thread has gotten way out of hand and is not even about the main subject anymore.

If you dislike a type of music you're free to do so but like Sakuya said, not all the fans of someone YOU happen to hate are "gay and "retarded".
Just stating that you can't stomach them (even posting in a thread about something you're not interested in Confused

) is enough, don't push it too far.

LOCKED.