My Hill!

[JunkSynchron911]

In this game you fight to control a hill however there are rules:

-You cannot 'end' the game with stuff like massive black hole which sucks everything up, invincible sheilds and the like.

-At the end of each post you MUST put MY HILL! otherwise someone could just claim it without doing anything.

-No wiping out races

-You cannot turn the hill into a crater.

-I have now introduced a warning system, three strikes and you are out.

Wall of Shame:
Ramanga-1/3 warnings
Ovechkin Rocks -1/3 warnings
Dark Heart - 1/3 Warnings
Yu-Gi-Oh Dude - 3/3 Warnings BANNED
Anacondas1 - 1/3 Warnings
Fighter - 1/3 Warnings
AwesomeNoob - 1/3 Warnings
Jake the Sage - 1/3 Warnings
Merciful Idiot - 1/3 Warnings


I'll start:


I build a farm on the top of the hill.


MY HILL!

[eliteduelists]

i burn down the farm my hill

[Freeman43]

i shoot the guy on the hill and build a new house. My hill now

[Max C.]

Shove your face into my stack of manure; you suffocate. My hill

[Rozsudek]

I summon Super Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagenn to kick you out.

MAH HILL!

[JunkSynchron911]

I use my 'Junk Warrior on Steroids' Card to blow the hill apart then reform the hill, minus any lifeforms bigger then 1cm cubed.

My HILL!

[Łεσ™]

i mug shot you with a beer mug. MY HILL!

[JunkSynchron911]

I walk in with my boot on fire. My boot then makes a beeline for your arse which goes flying into Saturn, [sarcasm]unfortunatly[/sarcasm] you get dragged along with it. I then build a metal fortress of ice(lol) on the top of the hill and ready my mini-army of walking helmets with guns.

MY HILLLLLLLLLLL!

[Rozsudek]

I kick you off of the hill.

My hill.

[Twin_Souls]

i drop a nuc on there
my hill

[Yu-gi-oh Dude]

i run up behind you and crack you neck

MY HILL!

[Rozsudek]

I'm immune to nukes.

Therefore, your attempt has became a complete failure.

I shoot you so you won't try anything that stupid again.

Still My Hill.

[Yu-gi-oh Dude]

i throw a grenade at you and you blow up

MAH HILL NOW PUNKS

[Rozsudek]

I forgot to mention.

I'm immune to explosions.

I behead you so you won't attempt anything that foolish again.

Still my hill.

[Necro Pheonix]

I call chuck norris and he makes it MY HILL!

[Yu-gi-oh Dude]

my ghost shoots you with a gun

MY HILL!

[Rozsudek]

I'm also immune to stupidity.

My hill.

[Yu-gi-oh Dude]

im immune to everything

my hill!

[Rozsudek]

Everything is actually oxygen.

Therefore, you are immune to oxygen.

I laugh at your demise as you gasp for air.

My hill.

[Yu-gi-oh Dude]

i say hello im gonna kill you then you run of

my hill