...And now for something completely different...

[PrometheusMFD]

A thread about Montey Python
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Discuss this epic win TV/Stage/Movie Series

[Umbra]

Upperclass Twit of the Year is so full of win it can't even be described.

The Mountaneering sketch is my favorite, though.

[PrometheusMFD]

I am a lumberjack and I'm ok

[~JG~]

I was expecting this. Epic movie is epic.

[Alfred-Kun]

It is absolutely brilliant.

[PrometheusMFD]

I am doing three separate projects involving the Flying Circus theme song:
Guitar Hero 5 version 10% complete
Mario Paint COmposer 55% complete
Learning How to actually play the damn thing 5%

[PTD17]

History of the world was very funny, i just saw it like 2 months ago and I've seen it at least 5 times since then.

[hollowblade]

History of the World is done by Mel Brooks.
And Flying Circus is the best, gotta love the nitwit olympics.

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(10-24-2009 11:43 AM)PrometheusMFD Wrote:  I am a lumberjack and I'm ok

I sleep all night and I work all day.

[hollowblade]

"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

[OMGAKITTY]

(10-24-2009 08:19 PM)hollowblade Wrote:  "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

I've got one 'ere.

I'm not dead yet!

[hollowblade]

OMG, my latin teacher, as an example of proper grammer, showed the bit on Life of Brian where Brian puts "Romans go home" on a monuement. We ended up watching half the movie on youtube. LOL XD.

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(10-26-2009 04:06 PM)hollowblade Wrote:  OMG, my latin teacher, as an example of proper grammer, showed the bit on Life of Brian where Brian puts "Romans go home" on a monuement. We ended up watching half the movie on youtube. LOL XD.

I love it.
Today, in College Prep English, we watched Holy Grail. I was the only person to have seen it (other than the teacher), and freaked everyone out when I was instantly sitting in front of the television. Everyone was staring at me, and all I could say was "Are you serious?"
I mouthed all the lines flawlessly the entire time.
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People in that class think I'm weird...

[hollowblade]

Good humor is never appreciated. My sister tried to show one of her friends Holy Grail and she never laughed, not even a snicker. Me, my sister, and my dad just starred at her, especially after she said she doesn't like British humor.

[PrometheusMFD]

(10-26-2009 08:44 PM)hollowblade Wrote:  Good humor is never appreciated. My sister tried to show one of her friends Holy Grail and she never laughed, not even a snicker. Me, my sister, and my dad just starred at her, especially after she said she doesn't like British humor.

Really, your sister likes Monty Python? I didn't think any girl in the world would like them...

[hollowblade]

Yeah, I would think girls had a sense of humor. Besides, there isn't a girl in my family who doesn't like Monty Python.

[hollowblade]

FAVORITE MONTY PYTHON SKETCH EVER!!!!

Argument Clinic (Click to View)

The Cast (in order of appearance.)
M= Man looking for an argument
R= Receptionist
Q= Abuser
A= Arguer (John Cleese)
C= Complainer (Eric Idle)
H= Head Hitter


M: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?
R: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Pause
R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
M: Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!

(Walk down the corridor)
M: (Knock)
A: Come in.
M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?
A: I told you once.
M: No you haven't.
A: Yes I have.
M: When?
A: Just now.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't
A: I did!
M: You didn't!
A: I'm telling you I did!
M: You did not!!
A: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
M: Oh, just the five minutes.
A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not.
A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
M: No you did not.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't.
A: Did.
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!

A: Yes it is!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.
M: It is.
A: Not at all.
M: Now look.
A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
M: What?
A: That's it. Good morning.
M: I was just getting interested.
A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!
A: I'm afraid it was.
M: It wasn't.
Pause
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Oh, all right.
(pays money)
A: Thank you.
short pause
M: Well?
A: Well what?
M: That wasn't really five minutes, just now.
A: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
M: I just paid!
A: No you didn't.
M: I DID!
A: No you didn't.
M: Look, I don't want to argue about that.
A: Well, you didn't pay.
M: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!
A: No you haven't.
M: Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
M: Oh I've had enough of this.
A: No you haven't.
M: Oh Shut up.

(Walks down the stairs. Opens door.)

M: I want to complain.
C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
M: No, I want to complain about...
C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
M: Oh!
C: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.


(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.)

M: Hello, I want to... Ooooh!
H: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again.
M: uuuwwhh!!
H: Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there.
M: No.
H: Now..
M: Waaaaah!!!
H: Good, Good! That's it.
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: What?
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: Stop hitting you?
M: Yes!
H: Why did you come in here then?
M: I wanted to complain.
H: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
M: What a stupid concept.

[PrometheusMFD]

Twit of the Year is really good

[Shradow]

We're talking about Monty Python? Hell yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

[~MT~]

My Science Teacher in the 8th grade showed us this video to teach us about the Galaxy.

F***KIN EPIC CLASS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

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(11-01-2009 05:18 PM)Shradow Wrote:  We're talking about Monty Python? Hell yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

Got that played in English
I love it

(11-01-2009 05:27 PM)~MT~ Wrote:  My Science Teacher in the 8th grade showed us this video to teach us about the Galaxy.

F***KIN EPIC CLASS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

I recreated the Liver scit in my neighborhood