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The Chuck Norris Game
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11-02-2009, 01:21 AM
Post: #21
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Whenever somebody makes a corny joke of Chuck Norris, he'll send you mail.
When you open the package, you'll get a Roundhouse Kick straight to your face. |
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11-02-2009, 03:48 AM
Post: #22
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn´t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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11-02-2009, 05:37 AM
Post: #23
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
In Soviet Russia, Fighting learns Chuck Norris!
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11-02-2009, 07:31 AM
Post: #24
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Pedobear once succeeded in hiding in Chuck Norris.
The only problem was that he was roundhouse kicking every child he got close to. |
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11-02-2009, 09:55 AM
Post: #25
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
lol^^
Chuck Norris was the nuclear bomb launched to Japan in world war 1 |
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11-02-2009, 11:36 AM
Post: #26
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. Only another fist...
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11-02-2009, 12:51 PM
Post: #27
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
You know how Jesus walked on water? Well Chuck Norris swam on land.
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11-02-2009, 01:03 PM
Post: #28
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
chuck norris is so awesome he eats 1000000 tonnes of iron filings for an appetiser
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11-02-2009, 08:16 PM
Post: #29
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
you know how Jesus walked on water? well Chuck Norris walked on Jesus
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11-02-2009, 08:28 PM
Post: #30
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Chuck Norris won a staring contest against the sun.
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11-02-2009, 08:28 PM
Post: #31
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Chuck Norris is so awesome he can slam a revolving door.
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11-02-2009, 08:39 PM
Post: #32
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
hey try not to repeat any jokes
Chuck Norris doesnt feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris |
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11-02-2009, 08:40 PM
Post: #33
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
If you look at Chuck Norris a certain way, you can get arrested for sexual assault.
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11-02-2009, 08:48 PM
Post: #34
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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11-02-2009, 08:50 PM
Post: #35
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch you in the back of your face.
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11-02-2009, 08:53 PM
Post: #36
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Outer space exist because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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11-02-2009, 08:53 PM
Post: #37
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.
Too bad he's never cried... |
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11-02-2009, 09:04 PM
Post: #38
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Each time Chuck Norris blinks a terrorist explodes.
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11-02-2009, 09:07 PM
Post: #39
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Chuck Norris can burn an ant with a magnifying glass.
At night. |
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11-02-2009, 09:09 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-02-2009 09:09 PM by ThatPhantomGuy.)
Post: #40
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RE: The Chuck Norris Game
Michael Jackson can do the 'Moon Walk' on earth, but Chuck Norris can do the 'Earth Walk' on the moon.
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