Yu-Gi-Oh! X Episode 005 - The Duel of Redemption

[DDRGHKH]

Last Time, on whatever. Hey get the hell out of here, you stupid weed smoking teenager! (Clears Throat) Sorry about that, Last time, on Yu-Gi-Oh! X, Kidd's runner got hit by an RPG missle.

Kidd: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Sipping Sound)
Kidd: Mmmm, that was a good chocolate shake. Know, where was I? Oh yeah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meanwhile, in the Satellite tunnel.

Yusei: I Synchro Summon Stardust Dragon in attack mode! (ATK 2500)
Now Stardust Dragon attack Blitz directly! Cosmic Flare! (Blitz 1250 -> 0)
Blitz: s***! I lost!
Tank: Don't worry, maybe you can duel a couch!
Blitz: That's it, come here you big jackass!
Tank: I know you are, but what am I?
Blitz: That comeback was dumb in so many ways.
Tank: Dumb is the new smart.
Blitz: Shhh! Do you want us to get sued?
Tank: No.
Blitz: Then shut the f*** up!
(Crash sound)

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Now back to the show...

Yusei Fudo and his friends, Jack Atlas, Crow Hogan, Rally Dawson, Blitz, Nervin, and Tank (who almost got us sued!) huddle around the wrecked runner to see what had happened.

???: Step away from the runner!
Yusei: Who us?
???: Duh, now step away.
Yusei: Why, are you going to take him to the New Domino City Hospital?
???: No, to The Facility.
Yusei: Why?
???: Because he has a Criminal Mark, duh!
Yusei: Will you stop saying duh? And who are you?
???: My name is Aase.
Yusei: What did he do?
Aase: He killed his younger brother. He was accused for 3rd Degree Murder.
Yusei: Accused, which means you don't have proof that he did it.
Aase then flips Yusei off.
Yusei: Did you just flip me off?
Aase: No duh!
Yusei: Grrr....
Aase: What are you? A stupid Retard Dog?
Yusei: That's it, I challenge you to a duel.
Aase: I except.

To Be Continued...[/align]

[Merciful Idiot]

This isn't a fanfic, script, or anything whether it was script format or not!

This isn't some kind of channel! It's suppose to be something like a short book!

Read books! They help!

Do books have commercials in the middle of the story? No!

Please learn, 5-year-old guy.

[DDRGHKH]

Sorry, I kinda got out of hand. I thought people would think it was hilarious. But thanks for the advice.

[Merciful Idiot]

Your first chapter was way better than the ones you're posting now.

[DDRGHKH]

Serious? Cause I thought that everyone hated my first chapter.

[DDRGHKH]

Did you call me a 5-year old?