Corrupt A Wish

[Tkill93]

OK, here's how it goes.

One person makes a wish. And the next has to grant the wish but add a twist. EG:

1) I wish that I could go home early.
2) Wish granted, but you go home to find your house has burnt down.
2) I wish I could buy that new car I want
1) Wish granted, but you find out it is a lemon, and useless for you.

I'll start:
I wish i could have a pet monkey

[rscrash94]

Wish granted, but you bring the monkey home and feed it bananas, it eats all of those, goes crazy and kills everyone.

I wish I could have a Maybach

[Jerry OldMaster]

Oh no... painful game

I wish I'll be an inventor later

I already know what you'll say...

[happybunny gogoboots]

wish granted but you're doing an experiment and your house blows up by mistake

i wish i had a pet lemur

[Jerry OldMaster]

wish granted.


.... What?


Oh yeah, I needed to corrupt it......
Your lemur hangs too much in lamps, and one day he makes a new thread on TO account named "Ehfousdhfoweufhowehofiuh", so Ben kick him out the window....

[TotalObelisk]

Since when did you know my name? Oh wait I mean.............Err.......................

Damnit no wish to corrupt like the evil maniac that I am, heck I'll just make one.



I wish I had psychic powers...

[Gauntlets]

I wish i had Heat vision

[Gauntlets]

Wish granted but the psychic powers go off automatically thus you bringing down the sun on earth and every body turns into intestine fudge

[rscrash94]

don't dp gauntlets,
anyway
wish granted but you looked in a mirror and your heat vision bounced off and burned you to death.

I wish I had the power of the wind...

[TotalObelisk]

Granted, but you smell terrible.....

Oops, wrong sort of wind...


I wish I could fly...

[king zachster]

I wish I can kill every one

[groudondjango]

Wish granted, but since you killed everyone, who's going to make dinner?

I wish I had some food.

[rscrash94]

king zachster Wrote:I wish I can kill every one

wtf?
thats not cool,

anyway, TO,
wish granted, but you loved flying so much, that you went and tested your speed and accuracy too much in the rain and flew into the empire state building.

I wish I was good at writing and drawing mangas

[king zachster]

ok Im granting another wish I wish I got a girl frend

[TotalObelisk]

rscrash94 Wrote:

king zachster Wrote:I wish I can kill every one

wtf?
thats not cool,

anyway, TO,
wish granted, but you loved flying so much, that you went and tested your speed and accuracy too much in the rain and flew into the empire state building.

I wish I was good at writing and drawing mangas

Granted, but they don't sell nearly as much as mine and none of them are made into anime...(how evil)



I wish people would read rules before posting!!!

[rscrash94]

do your mangas actually sell TO and what are they called?

Wish granted but someone hacks into YCM and changes the rules so everybody reads evil rules and YCM is destroyed!

I wish I had an alsation...

[Wicket]

What's an alsation?

Anyway, wish granted, but whatever it is, is completly destroyed beyond repair

I wish that people would be completly evil and do stuff they are not supposed to do.

[rscrash94]

an alsation is a german sheperd which is a dog, duh!

anyway,
wish granted but then the jedi kill you all!

i wish to be a chicken

[TotalObelisk]

Granted, but your next Sunday's dinner...

(And no, I've only just started writing most of them, so they're not even published)


I wish the next wish wouldn't backfire...

[rscrash94]

wish granted, wait no, you've tricked me...
wish-ungranted!

I wish I was all powerful!