Quoteables

[JerryFreelance]

tehodis Wrote:"I'm like a sponge, I just absorb information."
"Wasn't that my line?"
"Yeah, and I absorbed it."

haha that's a good one

Where do you guys get all these?

[tehodis]

My first was from a super awesome movie called Stardust. Which was recently released. I saw it before that though, guest pass to the advance screening. It was effing awesome. The second one was from Stardust, the third from How I Met Your Mother (A hilarious sitcom), same with the one after. And my last one was from CSI. =D Gregsom ftw.

"This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes."
"Is the...jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it, give it back."
"No."

Jack and Tia, PotC2. "Tia Dalma" scene.

[JerryFreelance]

tehodis Wrote:My first was from a super awesome movie called Stardust. Which was recently released. I saw it before that though, guest pass to the advance screening. It was effing awesome. The second one was from Stardust, the third from How I Met Your Mother (A hilarious sitcom), same with the one after. And my last one was from CSI. =D Gregsom ftw.

"This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes."
"Is the...jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it, give it back."
"No."

That's from CSI? Or... What? lol

I didn't check how many quotes you had posted...

[Necrophia]

"I'm the best!" By me.

[tehodis]

Hodges: I didn't page you.
Nick Stokes: No. I just figured I'd come by.
Hodges: You're checking up on me again.
Nick Stokes: No, I'm checking up on my evidence.
Hodges: Do you think if you hover the FTIR will work faster?
Nick Stokes: Yes, Hodges, that's what I think.

Hodges/Nick, CSI Season 3.

[JerryFreelance]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

[Necrophia]

Ew!

[tehodis]

Doc Robbins: Does this mean that there's more to your cross-contamination theory?
Grissom: [grinning] It means that I get to go back to the body farm.

Another CSI quote. yay.

[JerryFreelance]

Wow... lol you're obsessed...

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

[tehodis]

Yup. best show on T.V. I have seasons 1-6 on DVD. Can't wait for season 7, no matter how disappointing it was. Though the finale rocked. I hate Sara. :K

[Grissom and Sara are conducting an experiment, using Greg for a controlled variable]
Sara: So relax and lie down on your back.
Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.
[beat]
Greg: That was a different dream.

[JerryFreelance]

I hope you realize I don't understand a word you're saying, right?

I don't watch CSI, no offense... =/

[tehodis]

You should. C:

Grissom: Greg!
Greg : Yeah?
Grissom: Take off your shoes and socks.
Greg: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss.

Nick: Hey, Greg
Greg: [looking through the microscope] Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.
Greg: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good.
Nick: Cute toes?
Greg: Oh, ideal!
Nick: Mhmm.
Greg: And none are longer than the big toe.
Nick: Mhmm.
Greg: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside?
Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?
Greg: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials.
Nick: [laughing] Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!
Greg: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.
Nick: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.
Greg: Ahh, that's boring.

Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?"
Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it.

[Lady Heather opens her door, and sees Grissom]
Grissom: May I come in?
Lady Heather: What's the magic word?
Brass [appears from behind the door]: Warrant?

Doc Robbins: Hand me that foot, would you?

Catherine: We're mid-case. Why do we have to do this now?
Grissom: Well, unless I get these evaluations in, I'll be written up.
Catherine: My goals... all right, for starters, I'd like two consecutive nights off. I would like to cut my triples down to 10 instead of the usual 20, and I would love to find a reliable babysitter so I could have myself some kind of a personal life.
Grissom: You don't have a personal life?
Catherine: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.
Grissom: How can I help?
[Her eyes widen]
Grissom: You. Advance, I mean.

Support Grillows! Down with GSR!

Grissom: A girl... in a culvert pipe... at a highway construction site... in the middle of an alfalfa field...
[turns to Brass]
Grissom: You got anything to add?
Brass: Nothing as poetic.

Yay for Jimsom

Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.
Greg: Right.

Greg: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.

[Looking for clues in a messy trailer]
Nick: People are pigs.
Grissom: Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean.

[a rat has just climbed out of a murder victim's mouth]
Brass: Whoa.
Grissom: I think she just ratted herself out.

Brass: What are you doing after work?
Grissom: More work.

[After Nick leaves the Trace lab, after getting his results from Hodges]
Hodges: "Thank you Hodges for performing that incredibly elaborate test requiring copious concentration and an advanced degree."

Brass: Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it.
Grissom: Hey, look what I found: dead guy.

Grissom: So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?
Greg: Weird, ha?
Grissom: Well, I race cockroaches.

Nick: [Archie was talking to Nick about a Star Trek episode] You need a girlfriend.
Archie: You first.

Catherine: How about the grill marks?
Hodges: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, I'll just run it through the hot dog appliances database.

Warrick: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
Grissom: The winner?

Grissom: I tend not to believe people; they lie. The evidence never lies.

Greg: [about Sara, to Nick] You want a Valium for her?
Sara: I heard that!

Nick: [Greg opens a cupboard and pulls out a book] I thought that's where you kept your porn?
Greg: Oh, I move it around.


[liquid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth]
Sara: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.
Greg: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.

Probably my all-time favorite CSI quote. Season 6, ep. 1.

[tehodis]

I just wrote this now, while roleplaying, and had to post it.

"Realization hit her like roadkill by a semi."

[Kaio18]

Yu-gi-oh! Abridged quotes
Bandit Keith: In America!

Kaiba: Screw the rules I have money!

Kaiba: Screw the money I have rules! Wait let me try that again.

Tristan: in a couple of hours the sun will rise.
Tea: Just what the F#@% is that supposed to mean!

Joey: Man this fairy is really annoying, let's kill it.

Tea: I'm sick of you flirting with my future husband. It's time we settled this like real women.
Tristan: WooHoo Cat fight.
Tea: No not like that.
Tristan: Mud Wrestling?
Tea: No.
Tristan: Naked Pillow Fight?
Tea: NO!
Bakura: Embroidery contest? (everyone is silent) What?

Bakura: I don't want to sleep with a girl.
Tristan: Nobody cares what you want.
Bakura: (whispers) my mommy does.

Rebecca's teddy bear: Your mother plays card games in hell!

Kaiba: It's time for the ultimate cartoon showdown, Japanese animantion versus American animation.
Bandit Keith: Hey, you can't use that word, it belongs to america only americans are allowed to..
Kaiba: Shut the F#@& up.
Bandit Keith: (Whispers) In america.

Tristan: My voice gives me super strength!

Kemo: Attention Duelists!

Bandit Keith: your not American your not even wearing a flag on your head!

[tehodis]

"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention."

"Well, beat me senseless and call me happy!"

"I'm so happy I could poop a rainbow."

"Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations."

"Follow your dreams [except that one where your in school in your underwear]."

"Change is good. You go first."

"This year, vacation in Hell! Then going back to work won't seem so bad!"

"Forgive and forget. But keep a list of names."

"Take my advice. I'm not using it."

"END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER! [Eat the homeless]"

"Aim for the stars! But first, aim for their bodyguards."

[Poc]

"NEEDS MORE METAL"
"IT NEEDS TO BE TOTALLY METAL"

[Obi-wan Cannoli]

"how do you become a mod?" axle666
"By eating all your vegetables. " God kaze
^^ that quote seems familiar

[Jerry OldMaster]

Obi-Computer Kenobi Wrote:This was the formal weapon of a human. Not as clumsy or random as a Playstation. More skill than simple sight was required for its use. An elegant tool. It was a symbol as well. Anyone can use a Playstation or a Wii—but to use a computer well was a mark of someone cut above the ordinary...

[happybunny gogoboots]

"One quick second to say hello, forever to say goodbye"

It's from an msn emoticon......I really liked it so I stored it in my memory banks along with all the fruit flavoured fluff

[Static]

"I never knew child porn could be so awesome" - Wishes to remain anonymous

" It's getting hard all of a sudden and I dont know why.." -Eli while lifting. (me)
" Thats what she said" - Chaoserver
*drop weights* - eli (me)

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." - Gist

"The most common variety is carrot-shaped, 8 to 14 inches (20 to 35 cm) long, and 2 to 4 inches (5 to 10 cm) in diameter." - Wiki on radishes xD

Stuff here
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Hen...d_Thoreau/


SAM! Wrote:
YOU ARE THE EPITOME of man whore.

Invert Remix (MSN) Wrote:
IL blud aint worth much at all

Important ones:
"Let The Truth Be Known" - Immortal Technique
"As if We can kill time without injuring eternity" - Henry David Thoreau