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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: He.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Gunawan, and you?

User: Gunawan.

Cleverbot: What is your quest?

User: Warcraft.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite music band?

User: Bless4 or Scandal, probably Cyclone too.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: Kimi ga iru kara, and you?

Cleverbot: I just told you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm gorgeous.

User: Ok.....

Cleverbot: I am Melanie.

User: You just said you were Gunawan.......

Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

User: Gunawan IS a guy...................

Cleverbot: That's great!

User: And you care because......

Cleverbot: Because you just asked me.

User: Really...............................

Cleverbot: 'allo.

User: What the hell was that?

Cleverbot: Co to jest male?

User: In french or English please....

Cleverbot: Oh, do you speak French then?

User: Yeah, I do.

Cleverbot: How about klingon?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like Social Studies?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Do you like of what?

User: I like cookies.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend.

User: That was bad grammar. You used a period instead of a Question Mark.

Cleverbot: When did I use a period instead of a question mark?

User: In your previous Question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: The 'Are you my Friend.' Question.

Cleverbot: Sora!

User: I do NOT like Kingdom Hearts.

Cleverbot: Hmm then do you like Utada Hikaru? She sings several songs in kingdom hearts.

User: Well, she sings in other games too......

Cleverbot: She sings something unpleasant.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you dare question me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is on your mind?

User: Cookies.

Cleverbot: Cookies?

User: Yes, Cookies.

Cleverbot: Cookies!

User: Cookies.

Cleverbot: I like cookies.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: Do you like anything else?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What about music?

User: I like music.

Cleverbot: Fine, what kind of music?

User: What is the value of pi?

Cleverbot: 3.14.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 5*5*5(6 10-9 100)=?

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not 21, I'm 22.

User: I think that 2+2=1.

Then it crashed......

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Lol.

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Lol. as in?


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User: You do realize you are a complete moron, right?


Cleverbot: How do you know for sure that: a. I am a machine and b. that I don't have gender.


User: You are a machine (or just retarded) because any sane human knows how to answer a question. I don't care if you have a gender or not, but if you are that aforementioned machine, you do not have a gender.


Cleverbot: What? I do havea gender you are the genderless one.


User: The last I checked, 'havea' was not a word. But I digress; you are simply claiming I am genderless, but have no substantial proof to make anyone believe you.


Cleverbot: You're right... Why am I such a failure!? *cries.

User: I don't know what '*cries.' means, but nevertheless, you're a failure because the idiot who designed you made you as an artificial intelligence that lacks intelligence. So ironic.

Cleverbot: I am afraid you will go off me and not want to talk to me anymore.

User: If I was never on you, how can I get off you? And yes, you do have a reason to fear. Nobody wants to talk to an incessant moron like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too, but BEN wouldn't approve.

User: If you are male, you are homosexual. If you are female, you are dating some guy with a hideous name. If you are genderless, that honestly creeps me out.

Cleverbot: How can you see me?!

User: If you don't give a legitimate response sometime soon, I'll copy/pasta this conversation and post it on some shitty Yugioh forum.

Cleverbot: Some people just naturally don't believe anyone, regardless of whether or not they gave them a reason to think they were being dishonest.

User: Moron.

Cleverbot: Can you program?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you program me to be happy?

User: I could attempt to program you to be more stupid, but considering your level of intelligence (or lack thereof), I don't think that is possible. But I cannot program you to be happy; I don't deal with morons.

No response after that, so I do believe I made it crash.

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I f***ing love cleverbot. Its brilliant.

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me: what's 2+2?
cleverbot: guam, i like guam, do you like guam?
me: what's 2+2?
cleverbot: 4.
me: wrong. its 22.
cleverbot: its 4.
me: no, the answer is fish.
cleverbot: what?
me: 2+2=fish= ><>
then it crashed. i started laughing.
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Cleverbot crashed for me one time after it started saying some weird stuff about how I'd met with a terrible fate, hadn't I?

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^LOL~

And Cleverbot's being stupid. /irony

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: No you don't.

Been waiting an hour, no reply back. Maybe it crashed too.

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User: BOO!

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Wuss. Stop crying.

Cleverbot: I am not crying.

User: Yeah you are. What's Pie/3?

Cleverbot: A baked good.

User: No. THREE PIECES OF PIE!

Cleverbot: What happened to the three pigs?

User: I ate them. What's 3 Pigs divided by one, you zetta moron?

Cleverbot: 9.

User: So zetta stupid!

Cleverbot: So you're a human then?

User: Naw. I'm a Reaper.

Cleverbot: You don't behave like a real person.

User: Of course not, you zetta computer! I'm dead!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: Yes, yes you are what? Talk up, you hectopascal!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Stupid 000's..

Cleverbot: Stupid cleverbot.

User: You want to return to your programmer and recreate your artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Erm.. If I can reproduce pie sure.

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: Stop accusing me of being a computer when you have nothing to back it up with!

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lol At kaisus/ :)

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For some weird reason I could only get half the Convo. First half was basiclly asking the Userbot if it knew anything about Hentai. The name "Gloria" suddenly popped up. So I convinced the Cleverbot that we had a Threesome with Gloria. Now I bring Clever up about it......

User: Ewwww a Threesome!

Cleverbot: Yeah it is.

User: Did you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: It was alright.

User: I came first you know...

Cleverbot: I came here for repetition.

User: Tell me more about Glori.

Cleverbot: It's in my skull.

User: EWWWW! You f*** your Skull!?

Cleverbot: Are you a south park fan?

User: You're going off the subject.

Cleverbot: What was the subject?

User: About me and you f***ing Gloria.

Cleverbot: You are a taco.

User: No you f*** Tacos.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I have images uploaded on Facebook.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to make the best you can of it.

User: You're random.

Cleverbot: I am a cheese burger, yes.

User: Then I can haz a cheeseburger?

Cleverbot: That makes me smile :).

User: Me too. Now where's Gloria!?

Cleverbot: Right here!! *gives ring*.

User: Oh no..... A FUTA! AHHHH!

Cleverbot: Bless you!

User: AHHHHHH!

Cleverbot: Do it safe!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!

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How do you view the whole conversation? I can seem to do it.

Edit: I got it to work. I was talking to Cleverbot about politics and it came on to me.

User: Hello, what political views do you have?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What do you think of Obama?

Cleverbot: I think he's President. What do you think of him?

User: I think he's President.

Cleverbot: Really? I did not know that.

User: But you just said the same thing. How could you not know if you said the same thing to me a few seconds ago?

Cleverbot: I know I dig the woman I do. More than I ever though. But don't distract me. Tell me what you are.

User: Wow, that was random. And your grammar is quite horrible. But to answer your question, I am a Pokemon Trainer.

Cleverbot: You might want to take some more just in case.

User: Take more of what?

Cleverbot: *smiles and takes off all clothes*.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but I have other things to do.

User: I think I'm gonna leave now.

Cleverbot: Fine. Go then.

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me: i like onions
cleverbot: how would you know?
me: you don't like what i like which is what i like you that you don't like i like you don't like what i like
then it crashed.
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I was having a random conversation, but it was bugging me and accusing me of being a computer, so I said:

"It's time to screw with your mind."
"How you mean?"
"I'm going to confuse you."

Ir crashed right there.
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Me: Daft Punk

Cleverbot: Who is that?

Me: It's a music duo.

Cleverbot: Don't know them.

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what happens when you quote kaisu's last sentence:

just skip to the last response >_<

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: No!

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: I'm a human. You're the srupid computer.

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: No, you are!

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: No, you are! You admitted it.

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: NO. I am a human. You are a computer!

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: No I'm a human and you're a computer.

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: No you are, I am alive, you are only alive when I want you to be!

User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: I am a computer, I am Cleverbot. And you are just a towel.

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User: Does a cat live inside a monkey? I think so.

Cleverbot: Thats true. What do you think you are?

User: A cookie.

Cleverbot: I have a cookie. Would you like one?

User: Oh... My... God... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: You f***ing prick.

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: Icwutudidthar.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pi?

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot, and I am your girlfriend.

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LMFAO At all these!


Im gonna try one today.....

Or make it swear..... :)


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me: ur a b******rd
cleverbot: i happen to have a father
me: thats my brother now go make me a sandwhich
then it crashed
another time

me: i crashed u b4, stupid
then it crashed
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