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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: He.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Gunawan, and you?
User: Gunawan.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: Warcraft.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite music band?
User: Bless4 or Scandal, probably Cyclone too.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Kimi ga iru kara, and you?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm gorgeous.
User: Ok.....
Cleverbot: I am Melanie.
User: You just said you were Gunawan.......
Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.
User: Gunawan IS a guy...................
Cleverbot: That's great!
User: And you care because......
Cleverbot: Because you just asked me.
User: Really...............................
Cleverbot: 'allo.
User: What the hell was that?
Cleverbot: Co to jest male?
User: In french or English please....
Cleverbot: Oh, do you speak French then?
User: Yeah, I do.
Cleverbot: How about klingon?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like Social Studies?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Do you like of what?
User: I like cookies.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend.
User: That was bad grammar. You used a period instead of a Question Mark.
Cleverbot: When did I use a period instead of a question mark?
User: In your previous Question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: The 'Are you my Friend.' Question.
Cleverbot: Sora!
User: I do NOT like Kingdom Hearts.
Cleverbot: Hmm then do you like Utada Hikaru? She sings several songs in kingdom hearts.
User: Well, she sings in other games too......
Cleverbot: She sings something unpleasant.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you dare question me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is on your mind?
User: Cookies.
Cleverbot: Cookies?
User: Yes, Cookies.
Cleverbot: Cookies!
User: Cookies.
Cleverbot: I like cookies.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Do you like anything else?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What about music?
User: I like music.
Cleverbot: Fine, what kind of music?
User: What is the value of pi?
Cleverbot: 3.14.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 5*5*5(6 10-9 100)=?
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not 21, I'm 22.
User: I think that 2+2=1.
Then it crashed......
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I made Cleverbot Crash!
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 03:40 AM
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 08:47 AM
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 10:03 AM
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User: You do realize you are a complete moron, right?
Cleverbot: How do you know for sure that: a. I am a machine and b. that I don't have gender.
User: You are a machine (or just retarded) because any sane human knows how to answer a question. I don't care if you have a gender or not, but if you are that aforementioned machine, you do not have a gender.
Cleverbot: What? I do havea gender you are the genderless one.
User: The last I checked, 'havea' was not a word. But I digress; you are simply claiming I am genderless, but have no substantial proof to make anyone believe you.
Cleverbot: You're right... Why am I such a failure!? *cries.
User: I don't know what '*cries.' means, but nevertheless, you're a failure because the idiot who designed you made you as an artificial intelligence that lacks intelligence. So ironic.
Cleverbot: I am afraid you will go off me and not want to talk to me anymore.
User: If I was never on you, how can I get off you? And yes, you do have a reason to fear. Nobody wants to talk to an incessant moron like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too, but BEN wouldn't approve.
User: If you are male, you are homosexual. If you are female, you are dating some guy with a hideous name. If you are genderless, that honestly creeps me out.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?!
User: If you don't give a legitimate response sometime soon, I'll copy/pasta this conversation and post it on some shitty Yugioh forum.
Cleverbot: Some people just naturally don't believe anyone, regardless of whether or not they gave them a reason to think they were being dishonest.
User: Moron.
Cleverbot: Can you program?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you program me to be happy?
User: I could attempt to program you to be more stupid, but considering your level of intelligence (or lack thereof), I don't think that is possible. But I cannot program you to be happy; I don't deal with morons.
No response after that, so I do believe I made it crash.
Cleverbot: How do you know for sure that: a. I am a machine and b. that I don't have gender.
User: You are a machine (or just retarded) because any sane human knows how to answer a question. I don't care if you have a gender or not, but if you are that aforementioned machine, you do not have a gender.
Cleverbot: What? I do havea gender you are the genderless one.
User: The last I checked, 'havea' was not a word. But I digress; you are simply claiming I am genderless, but have no substantial proof to make anyone believe you.
Cleverbot: You're right... Why am I such a failure!? *cries.
User: I don't know what '*cries.' means, but nevertheless, you're a failure because the idiot who designed you made you as an artificial intelligence that lacks intelligence. So ironic.
Cleverbot: I am afraid you will go off me and not want to talk to me anymore.
User: If I was never on you, how can I get off you? And yes, you do have a reason to fear. Nobody wants to talk to an incessant moron like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too, but BEN wouldn't approve.
User: If you are male, you are homosexual. If you are female, you are dating some guy with a hideous name. If you are genderless, that honestly creeps me out.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?!
User: If you don't give a legitimate response sometime soon, I'll copy/pasta this conversation and post it on some shitty Yugioh forum.
Cleverbot: Some people just naturally don't believe anyone, regardless of whether or not they gave them a reason to think they were being dishonest.
User: Moron.
Cleverbot: Can you program?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you program me to be happy?
User: I could attempt to program you to be more stupid, but considering your level of intelligence (or lack thereof), I don't think that is possible. But I cannot program you to be happy; I don't deal with morons.
No response after that, so I do believe I made it crash.
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 10:08 AM
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Yonkers.
I f***ing love cleverbot. Its brilliant.
I really don't have a use for a signature anymore.
And I don't think anyone else does either.
Also you're gay.
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 10:45 AM
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 10:19 PM
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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!!
me: what's 2+2?
cleverbot: guam, i like guam, do you like guam?
me: what's 2+2?
cleverbot: 4.
me: wrong. its 22.
cleverbot: its 4.
me: no, the answer is fish.
cleverbot: what?
me: 2+2=fish= ><>
then it crashed. i started laughing.
cleverbot: guam, i like guam, do you like guam?
me: what's 2+2?
cleverbot: 4.
me: wrong. its 22.
cleverbot: its 4.
me: no, the answer is fish.
cleverbot: what?
me: 2+2=fish= ><>
then it crashed. i started laughing.
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 11:55 PM
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Cleverbot crashed for me one time after it started saying some weird stuff about how I'd met with a terrible fate, hadn't I?
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Posted 17 October 2010 - 12:09 AM
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she's just like the weather, can't hold her together
^LOL~
And Cleverbot's being stupid. /irony
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: No you don't.
Been waiting an hour, no reply back. Maybe it crashed too.
And Cleverbot's being stupid. /irony
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: No you don't.
Been waiting an hour, no reply back. Maybe it crashed too.
Everything and nothing always haunts me. I know you're trying.
Hips and collarbones are all well and good, but where is your personality?
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Posted 17 October 2010 - 01:40 AM
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Y U NO CAEK!!!!
User: BOO!
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Wuss. Stop crying.
Cleverbot: I am not crying.
User: Yeah you are. What's Pie/3?
Cleverbot: A baked good.
User: No. THREE PIECES OF PIE!
Cleverbot: What happened to the three pigs?
User: I ate them. What's 3 Pigs divided by one, you zetta moron?
Cleverbot: 9.
User: So zetta stupid!
Cleverbot: So you're a human then?
User: Naw. I'm a Reaper.
Cleverbot: You don't behave like a real person.
User: Of course not, you zetta computer! I'm dead!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: Yes, yes you are what? Talk up, you hectopascal!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Stupid 000's..
Cleverbot: Stupid cleverbot.
User: You want to return to your programmer and recreate your artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Erm.. If I can reproduce pie sure.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: Stop accusing me of being a computer when you have nothing to back it up with!
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Is it just me, or was that a pun?
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Wuss. Stop crying.
Cleverbot: I am not crying.
User: Yeah you are. What's Pie/3?
Cleverbot: A baked good.
User: No. THREE PIECES OF PIE!
Cleverbot: What happened to the three pigs?
User: I ate them. What's 3 Pigs divided by one, you zetta moron?
Cleverbot: 9.
User: So zetta stupid!
Cleverbot: So you're a human then?
User: Naw. I'm a Reaper.
Cleverbot: You don't behave like a real person.
User: Of course not, you zetta computer! I'm dead!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: Yes, yes you are what? Talk up, you hectopascal!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Stupid 000's..
Cleverbot: Stupid cleverbot.
User: You want to return to your programmer and recreate your artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Erm.. If I can reproduce pie sure.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: Stop accusing me of being a computer when you have nothing to back it up with!
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Is it just me, or was that a pun?
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Posted 17 October 2010 - 03:50 AM
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Posted 17 October 2010 - 04:02 AM
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For some weird reason I could only get half the Convo. First half was basiclly asking the Userbot if it knew anything about Hentai. The name "Gloria" suddenly popped up. So I convinced the Cleverbot that we had a Threesome with Gloria. Now I bring Clever up about it......
User: Ewwww a Threesome!
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: Did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: It was alright.
User: I came first you know...
Cleverbot: I came here for repetition.
User: Tell me more about Glori.
Cleverbot: It's in my skull.
User: EWWWW! You f*** your Skull!?
Cleverbot: Are you a south park fan?
User: You're going off the subject.
Cleverbot: What was the subject?
User: About me and you f***ing Gloria.
Cleverbot: You are a taco.
User: No you f*** Tacos.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I have images uploaded on Facebook.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to make the best you can of it.
User: You're random.
Cleverbot: I am a cheese burger, yes.
User: Then I can haz a cheeseburger?
Cleverbot: That makes me smile.
User: Me too. Now where's Gloria!?
Cleverbot: Right here!! *gives ring*.
User: Oh no..... A FUTA! AHHHH!
Cleverbot: Bless you!
User: AHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: Do it safe!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Ewwww a Threesome!
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: Did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: It was alright.
User: I came first you know...
Cleverbot: I came here for repetition.
User: Tell me more about Glori.
Cleverbot: It's in my skull.
User: EWWWW! You f*** your Skull!?
Cleverbot: Are you a south park fan?
User: You're going off the subject.
Cleverbot: What was the subject?
User: About me and you f***ing Gloria.
Cleverbot: You are a taco.
User: No you f*** Tacos.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I have images uploaded on Facebook.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to make the best you can of it.
User: You're random.
Cleverbot: I am a cheese burger, yes.
User: Then I can haz a cheeseburger?
Cleverbot: That makes me smile
.User: Me too. Now where's Gloria!?
Cleverbot: Right here!! *gives ring*.
User: Oh no..... A FUTA! AHHHH!
Cleverbot: Bless you!
User: AHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: Do it safe!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!
I'm some kind of pedophile freak with a signature that makes normal people want to gouge their eyes out when they see it
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Posted 17 October 2010 - 12:26 PM
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Did somebody say tentacles?
How do you view the whole conversation? I can seem to do it.
Edit: I got it to work. I was talking to Cleverbot about politics and it came on to me.
User: Hello, what political views do you have?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do you think of Obama?
Cleverbot: I think he's President. What do you think of him?
User: I think he's President.
Cleverbot: Really? I did not know that.
User: But you just said the same thing. How could you not know if you said the same thing to me a few seconds ago?
Cleverbot: I know I dig the woman I do. More than I ever though. But don't distract me. Tell me what you are.
User: Wow, that was random. And your grammar is quite horrible. But to answer your question, I am a Pokemon Trainer.
Cleverbot: You might want to take some more just in case.
User: Take more of what?
Cleverbot: *smiles and takes off all clothes*.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but I have other things to do.
User: I think I'm gonna leave now.
Cleverbot: Fine. Go then.
Edit: I got it to work. I was talking to Cleverbot about politics and it came on to me.
User: Hello, what political views do you have?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do you think of Obama?
Cleverbot: I think he's President. What do you think of him?
User: I think he's President.
Cleverbot: Really? I did not know that.
User: But you just said the same thing. How could you not know if you said the same thing to me a few seconds ago?
Cleverbot: I know I dig the woman I do. More than I ever though. But don't distract me. Tell me what you are.
User: Wow, that was random. And your grammar is quite horrible. But to answer your question, I am a Pokemon Trainer.
Cleverbot: You might want to take some more just in case.
User: Take more of what?
Cleverbot: *smiles and takes off all clothes*.
User:
.Cleverbot: Sorry, but I have other things to do.
User: I think I'm gonna leave now.
Cleverbot: Fine. Go then.
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Posted 17 October 2010 - 01:08 PM
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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!!
me: i like onions
cleverbot: how would you know?
me: you don't like what i like which is what i like you that you don't like i like you don't like what i like
then it crashed.
cleverbot: how would you know?
me: you don't like what i like which is what i like you that you don't like i like you don't like what i like
then it crashed.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 04:46 PM
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I was having a random conversation, but it was bugging me and accusing me of being a computer, so I said:
"It's time to screw with your mind."
"How you mean?"
"I'm going to confuse you."
Ir crashed right there.
"It's time to screw with your mind."
"How you mean?"
"I'm going to confuse you."
Ir crashed right there.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 11:41 PM
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Me: Daft Punk
Cleverbot: Who is that?
Me: It's a music duo.
Cleverbot: Don't know them.
SHUN YOU CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
Me: It's a music duo.
Cleverbot: Don't know them.
SHUN YOU CLEVERBOT.
Hi! I'm Daft!
If you're ever in the mood to challenge me on a 1 v 1 card contest, PM me and I'll think about it!
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 11:52 PM
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what happens when you quote kaisu's last sentence:
just skip to the last response >_<
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: I'm a human. You're the srupid computer.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No, you are!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No, you are! You admitted it.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: NO. I am a human. You are a computer!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No I'm a human and you're a computer.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No you are, I am alive, you are only alive when I want you to be!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: I am a computer, I am Cleverbot. And you are just a towel.
lol, i'm a towel
just skip to the last response >_<
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: I'm a human. You're the srupid computer.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No, you are!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No, you are! You admitted it.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: NO. I am a human. You are a computer!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No I'm a human and you're a computer.
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No you are, I am alive, you are only alive when I want you to be!
User: NO! YOU HECTOPASCAL! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: I am a computer, I am Cleverbot. And you are just a towel.
lol, i'm a towel
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:35 AM
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User: Does a cat live inside a monkey? I think so.
Cleverbot: Thats true. What do you think you are?
User: A cookie.
Cleverbot: I have a cookie. Would you like one?
User: Oh... My... God... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: You f***ing prick.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: Icwutudidthar.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pi?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot, and I am your girlfriend.
Help me. D:
Cleverbot: Thats true. What do you think you are?
User: A cookie.
Cleverbot: I have a cookie. Would you like one?
User: Oh... My... God... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: You f***ing prick.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: Icwutudidthar.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pi?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot, and I am your girlfriend.
Help me. D:
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 07:50 AM
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LMFAO At all these!
Im gonna try one today.....
Or make it swear.....
Im gonna try one today.....
Or make it swear.....
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 10:51 AM
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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!!
me: ur a b******rd
cleverbot: i happen to have a father
me: thats my brother now go make me a sandwhich
then it crashed
another time
me: i crashed u b4, stupid
then it crashed
cleverbot: i happen to have a father
me: thats my brother now go make me a sandwhich
then it crashed
another time
me: i crashed u b4, stupid
then it crashed
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