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Or, for the lazier ones:
[spoiler=Rescue Rabbit]Attribute: EARTH
Types: Beast/Effect
Level: 4
ATK/DEF: 300/100
Card Effect Types: Summon/Ignition

This card cannot be [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Special_Summon"]Special Summoned[/url] from the [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Deck"]Deck[/url]. You can [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Banish"]banish[/url] this [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Face-up"]face-up[/url] card you [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Control"]control[/url]; Special Summon 2 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Level"]Level[/url] 4 or lower [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Normal_Monster"]Normal Monsters[/url] with the same name from your Deck. [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Destroy"]Destroy[/url] them during the [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/End_Phase"]End Phase[/url]. The effect of "Rescue Rabbit" can only be activated once per turn.[/spoiler]

Basically, it brings back badass dragons made from dinos.
You feed it a carrot, effect ffs and it brings back the dinosaurs.
Then the dinosaurs breed and make a slightly f*cked-up offspring which defies the gods and everything. And is a dragon.
If that isn't awesome, I do not know what is.

Discuss the effect of this card. Discuss its use in the current meta.

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I AM YOUR FATHER LUKE.

[quote][img]http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee395/AggroDrago/Memes/Ifyourenotevilfusion.jpg[/img][/quote]

Considering the circumstances, this is surprisingly funny. (YOU SHALL NOT SMITE ME!)

[s]If you're going to smite me, at least replace it with nyan cat *happy face*[/s]

Regarding Rescue Rabbit, some of its uses are creatively fun, but, unfortunately Evols exist.

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[quote name='.Rai' timestamp='1333317681' post='5898075']
I do not know what I'm talking about.

Regarding Rescue Rabbit, some of its uses are creatively fun, but, unfortunately Evols exist.
[/quote]
If it weren't for those bloody Evols, Rabbit would be more fun :[

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I'm explaining this card through rage-faces for no apparent reason~
When the card was first shown, we were all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/365/awwyea.jpg[/img] and [img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/180/fuckthat.jpg[/img]
Then the card is released, someone was all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/000/635/cereal-guy.jpg[/img]
[b]"Hey guys, Sabersaurus"[/b]
At first, we were like:
[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/003/193/1279052383758.jpg[/img]
But then we:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg[/img]
Now-a-days, this is everyone when they see Rabbit:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/006/482/template.jpg[/img]
At first, Konami was all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/003/011/ohgod.jpg[/img]
But then they printed it as a Secret Rare, and was all:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/006/948/epic_lulz.png[/img]

And thus, is the story of Rescue Rabbit.

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[quote name='shelds9' timestamp='1333341833' post='5898605']
Arm, why u so funny?[/quote]
No really, its a pretty accurate representation.
Half of us were all: "OH YEA! NORMALS!", while the other half: "its so nerfed, its mediocre".
THEN CAME THE SABERSAURUS CONCEPT.
To which, we all basically raged about, and the deck took it's place among the tier 1-rank, in the Meta.
The card ending up as a Secret Rare was just an idiotic ploy that actually worked.

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[quote name='Pacmanexus' timestamp='1333327703' post='5898270']
Your description of the offspring isn't really realistic.

OT:It was a cool casual card...then Dinos.
[/quote]

...I...only mildly understand the description of the card, since I stopped playing Yugioh about when Black Luster Soldier and Chaos Emperor Dragon were the latest cool thing ever and Synchros were an avant-gardish sound of the future.

And someone suggested me to post this. The initial plan was to switch mod names etc. and get people post in the respective prank section around the same time, but large timezone differences didn't exactly make this happen. But then again, getting DN invitations and trying to put people off was quite funny.:D

I'll see if the real evilfusion wants to say something about this, if not, I'm going to get rid of the thread.

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[quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1333369721' post='5898768']
TBH, this card itself is perfectly fine. The main problem lies in the Evolzars, and Tour Guide.

Tour Guide to 1 [b]and ignition priority to 0[/b] will quite severely weaken the deck without killing this card that has many fun uses.
[/quote]
Ta-da~ Balanced tier 2.

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[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1333341632' post='5898601']
I'm explaining this card through rage-faces for no apparent reason~
When the card was first shown, we were all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/365/awwyea.jpg[/img] and [img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/180/fuckthat.jpg[/img]
Then the card is released, someone was all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/000/635/cereal-guy.jpg[/img]
[b]"Hey guys, Sabersaurus"[/b]
At first, we were like:
[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/003/193/1279052383758.jpg[/img]
But then we:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg[/img]
Now-a-days, this is everyone when they see Rabbit:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/006/482/template.jpg[/img]
At first, Konami was all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/003/011/ohgod.jpg[/img]
But then they printed it as a Secret Rare, and was all:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/006/948/epic_lulz.png[/img]

And thus, is the story of Rescue Rabbit.
[/quote]

When I see a rage comics post by Armz, at first I'm like:

[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/165/PFFFFT.png[/img]

When I read it, I'm like:

[url="http://www.sodahead.com/fun/is-the-aww-yeah-meme-funny/question-2085981/"][img]http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001706661/2228474288_tumblr_lcyuywnYml1qdr9hr_xlarge.png[/img][/url]

After finishing laughing and realizing I can't do better than him ever, I'm like

[img]http://okayface.com/okay-face.jpg[/img]

OT: My reaction to the deck this card's best used at:

[url="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/175/889/oh%20god.png"][img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/175/889/oh%20god.png[/img][/url]

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[quote name='shelds9' timestamp='1333341833' post='5898605']
OT: What do you think (if any) will get the hammer first? Laggia or Rabbit?
[/quote]TGU

[quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1333369721' post='5898768']
TBH, this card itself is perfectly fine. The main problem lies in the Evolzars, and Tour Guide.

Tour Guide, Leviair, Laggia, and Dolkka all to 1 will quite severely weaken the deck without killing this card that has many fun uses.
[/quote]The problem is that you're suggesting eliminating a problem that can be solved by destroying Rabbit by taking down 4 other cards. That's not how Konami works, whether it should or should not be, and it's more than likely that they'll just hit Rabbit and get it all over with.

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[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1333341632' post='5898601']
I'm explaining this card through rage-faces for no apparent reason~
When the card was first shown, we were all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/365/awwyea.jpg[/img] and [img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/180/fuckthat.jpg[/img]
Then the card is released, someone was all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/000/635/cereal-guy.jpg[/img]
[b]"Hey guys, Sabersaurus"[/b]
At first, we were like:
[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/003/193/1279052383758.jpg[/img]
But then we:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg[/img]
Now-a-days, this is everyone when they see Rabbit:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/006/482/template.jpg[/img]
At first, Konami was all:
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/003/011/ohgod.jpg[/img]
But then they printed it as a Secret Rare, and was all:
[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/medium/000/006/948/epic_lulz.png[/img]

And thus, is the story of Rescue Rabbit.
[/quote]
And I get reported by Hatcher for "spamming" pictures. :(

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[quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1333373459' post='5898794']
The problem is that you're suggesting eliminating a problem that can be solved by destroying Rabbit by taking down 4 other cards. That's not how Konami works, whether it should or should not be, and it's more than likely that they'll just hit Rabbit and get it all over with.
[/quote]

Tour Guide and Leviair both deserve to go to 1 from the start.

Laggia and Dolkka both at over 2 is also stupid.

Rabbit itself is okay IMO.

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[quote name='DJVD' timestamp='1333373979' post='5898803']
And I get reported by Hatcher for "spamming" pictures. :([/quote]
Because I only just did the rage-comic thing out of the blue, and didn't do it in other TCG threads.
Plus, I was on-topic with it.

[quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1333369721' post='5898768']
TBH, this card itself is perfectly fine. The main problem lies in the Evolzars, and Tour Guide.[/quote]
This.
Hell, Leviair@0 would actually help balance this card, even if it is stil@3.
Reason being, Sarcoph, Guide, and Leviair basically have the same effect of: "Special Summon Rabbit from your deck, regardless of restrictions".
And Rabbit Banishing itself doesn't help either, as it just goes back to being Leviair fodder :/

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[quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1333377089' post='5898839']


Tour Guide and Leviair both deserve to go to 1 from the start.

Laggia and Dolkka both at over 2 is also stupid.

Rabbit itself is okay IMO.
[/quote]Well even though they hit Tengu, I wonder if they'll go after TGU. As for Leviair, they may go afte it, but I doubt they'll view it as the problem. Same for the Zars.

I'm not saying that they don't deserve it, or that they SHOULD ban Rabbit. I just think that that's what Konamilogic will have them do.

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[quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1333377596' post='5898847']
I'm not going to deny that Konami will just settle with that idea.

But I think my proposal is the better option.
[/quote]But that's not fair.

Your proposals are ALWAYS better options...

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[quote name='evilfusiοn' timestamp='1333365962' post='5898747']
...I...only mildly understand the description of the card, since I stopped playing Yugioh about when Black Luster Soldier and Chaos Emperor Dragon were the latest cool thing ever and Synchros were an avant-gardish sound of the future.
[/quote]I was refering to how you called the offspring "slightly f***ed up". The real Evilfusion wouldn't say that.

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