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[NeoDemonX]

Ok people who viewing this club can you join please!!

[Cheetah Blazer]

I'll join up, bro. I tried doing a Movie Review thing before, didn't work.

[NeoDemonX]

I'll join up, bro. I tried doing a Movie Review thing before, didn't work.

Cool your in man and a review can be 1 to 2 lines man.

[Cheetah Blazer]

I'll have a MIB3 review next week. I'm going to a Drive-In, and i'll post it then.

[Kazuto Kirigaya]

I still want to watch it. My chance to watch it is getting smaller and smaller. But, I'll be patient and wait for your review.

[NeoDemonX]

Does anyone want to see any other movies that come out today like The Dictator and Battleship

[Kazuto Kirigaya]

Oh, yeah. I forgot about Battleship. God, I hate when an opportunity slips, especially when I'm nearly broke. I don't even know if Battleship is based off of the game (Which is somewhat impossible anyway).

[NeoDemonX]

Oh, yeah. I forgot about Battleship. God, I hate when an opportunity slips, especially when I'm nearly broke. I don't even know if Battleship is based off of the game (Which is somewhat impossible anyway).

Battleship movie was going be about the game and then it is battleships vs an alien army.

[tallman95]

I'm interested in joining but I was just wondering if they had to be reviews of new movies that are in theaters, or if they could be any movies that we've seen.

[NeoDemonX]

I'm interested in joining but I was just wondering if they had to be reviews of new movies that are in theaters, or if they could be any movies that we've seen.

Your in and both new movies and movies that are old/out on DVD or past movies you have seen in theaters.

[tallman95]

Fantastic . I'll post a review as soon as possible!

[NeoDemonX]

Awesome man, I'd be waiting for it.

[NeoDemonX]

Hmmm bump please post guys.

[Agro]

I've hardly ever seen any of the members in this club.

But I've also been working at a Theatre for 3 years so I may as well join.

Now allow me to go through a list of movies that are running through theatres atm and tell you my opinion of them:

The Dictator: It was funnier than I'd expect it, plus there's a line nearing the end of the movie that just puts the whole thing in perspective and made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed before. The best part about the line was that it wasn't even a stupid joke or slapstick humor, it was serious, it was truthful, and it was the funniest thing I've ever heard from a movie this year.
Snow White: There've been movies like this before, honestly, it's not worth your time to go see if you're not into this sort of crap.
Battleship: Terrible.
Crooked Arrows: The acting wasn't all that amazing, but the meaning behind the story, and even taking in historical context if you're one of those types made it bearable to watch. Not the best movie, and I wouldn't really suggest it, but it wasn't bad enough to warrant me telling people not to go see it. It's a sports movie with a little social meaning behind it.
MIB3: The ending was probably the best I've seen in a MIB movie. I'm not a big fan of time travel in any medium, but it was fine. I enjoyed the movie, and did like the cameo of Bill Hader as Andy Warhol (not really a spoiler).
Avengers: The Hulk stole the show. In all honesty, you may as well have called it Iron Man 3, it was written and directed the same way and Stark was basically the main character. There were some amazing jokes and stuff and the final "Shawarma scene" was the best "secret" scene I've ever seen. If you take the amazing jokes out, however, I actually think that it's just another action movie, another super hero movie, which is a disappointment in my mind. Really all that The Avengers brings is all the characters in one film. That's the only reason anyone went to see it.
Madagascar 3: NA NA NANA NANA NA NA CIRCUS NA NA NANA NANA NA NA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKADOT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO... somebody kill me now. Yeah, the movie was about as okay as the other 2, but that song was too damn catchy and too damn annoying. (if you haven't seen the movie then you don't really know what I mean, but it was bad)
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: A unique concept plus some of the best actors of the past 50 years plus an amazing script = gold. I wouldn't be surprised if this film ends up at the Oscars. It was that good. It's mainly directed at people in their later years, and those are the types of people you'll see if you go to this film... well, that an Indian teens whose mothers have dragged along. But even with all that, I found it quite entertaining, it's really one of the best films put out this year, maybe the last few.
Prometheus: <THIS SECTION HAS BEEN REMOVED BECAUSE RIDLEY SCOTT HAS A SNIPER AT AGRO'S HEAD AS WE SPEAK> Yeah, basically, it's the prequel to Alien. I haven't seen it yet, but the majority of people that have seen it have enjoyed it.
What to Expect When You're Expecting: Spoiler: I'm not going to go see this movie, that is a fact. Sorry, boys.

So yeah, I see a lot of movies. 8'D

[Kazuto Kirigaya]

Wow. You went ahead to reviewing all of the new movies out there. I'm impressed. The one movie I'd rather not watch though, is Madagascar 3. Why? Because the story ended in the last movie (I think), there is confusion as to how the hell the story could even continue from where it was. And the song was just annoying. True it was catchy, but every time I heard it I just wanted to bash my own head in. In one way or another, I'd rather listen to the first movie's attempt at the song "Move It". At least that song made you want to dance, sort of.

And sorry for not posting in a while. Almost forgot about this club. I might review John Carter though. Give me about a few hours and I'll get it up.

[NeoDemonX]

I've hardly ever seen any of the members in this club.

But I've also been working at a Theatre for 3 years so I may as well join.

Now allow me to go through a list of movies that are running through theatres atm and tell you my opinion of them:

The Dictator: It was funnier than I'd expect it, plus there's a line nearing the end of the movie that just puts the whole thing in perspective and made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed before. The best part about the line was that it wasn't even a stupid joke or slapstick humor, it was serious, it was truthful, and it was the funniest thing I've ever heard from a movie this year.
Snow White: There've been movies like this before, honestly, it's not worth your time to go see if you're not into this sort of crap.
Battleship: Terrible.
Crooked Arrows: The acting wasn't all that amazing, but the meaning behind the story, and even taking in historical context if you're one of those types made it bearable to watch. Not the best movie, and I wouldn't really suggest it, but it wasn't bad enough to warrant me telling people not to go see it. It's a sports movie with a little social meaning behind it.
MIB3: The ending was probably the best I've seen in a MIB movie. I'm not a big fan of time travel in any medium, but it was fine. I enjoyed the movie, and did like the cameo of Bill Hader as Andy Warhol (not really a spoiler).
Avengers: The Hulk stole the show. In all honesty, you may as well have called it Iron Man 3, it was written and directed the same way and Stark was basically the main character. There were some amazing jokes and stuff and the final "Shawarma scene" was the best "secret" scene I've ever seen. If you take the amazing jokes out, however, I actually think that it's just another action movie, another super hero movie, which is a disappointment in my mind. Really all that The Avengers brings is all the characters in one film. That's the only reason anyone went to see it.
Madagascar 3: NA NA NANA NANA NA NA CIRCUS NA NA NANA NANA NA NA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKADOT POLKADOT POLKADOT AFRO... somebody kill me now. Yeah, the movie was about as okay as the other 2, but that song was too damn catchy and too damn annoying. (if you haven't seen the movie then you don't really know what I mean, but it was bad)
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: A unique concept plus some of the best actors of the past 50 years plus an amazing script = gold. I wouldn't be surprised if this film ends up at the Oscars. It was that good. It's mainly directed at people in their later years, and those are the types of people you'll see if you go to this film... well, that an Indian teens whose mothers have dragged along. But even with all that, I found it quite entertaining, it's really one of the best films put out this year, maybe the last few.
Prometheus: <THIS SECTION HAS BEEN REMOVED BECAUSE RIDLEY SCOTT HAS A SNIPER AT AGRO'S HEAD AS WE SPEAK> Yeah, basically, it's the prequel to Alien. I haven't seen it yet, but the majority of people that have seen it have enjoyed it.
What to Expect When You're Expecting: Spoiler: I'm not going to go see this movie, that is a fact. Sorry, boys.

So yeah, I see a lot of movies. 8'D

Cool man your like me and go to the movies every weekendand you are in man.

Wow. You went ahead to reviewing all of the new movies out there. I'm impressed. The one movie I'd rather not watch though, is Madagascar 3. Why? Because the story ended in the last movie (I think), there is confusion as to how the hell the story could even continue from where it was. And the song was just annoying. True it was catchy, but every time I heard it I just wanted to bash my own head in. In one way or another, I'd rather listen to the first movie's attempt at the song "Move It". At least that song made you want to dance, sort of.

I agree with you about Madagascar 3.

[Agro]

Cool man your like me and go to the movies every weekendand you are in man.

No, I just work at a theatre. There's a difference.

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

I wish to join in this club!
Also I would like to apologize because I started a topic in Movies and TV Shows which was based on reviewing movies. Lo and behold I didn't know about this...

[NeoDemonX]

No, I just work at a theatre. There's a difference.

How many times did you see the Avengers and also do 20 rates and you go up a rank.

I wish to join in this club!
Also I would like to apologize because I started a topic in Movies and TV Shows which was based on reviewing movies. Lo and behold I didn't know about this...

Thank you for joining.

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

My fingers are itching for reviewing!
Past week of movie watching.

Fright Night

Year: 2011
Director: Craig Gillespie
Rating: 5 Stars
Review-
What goes bump in the night? Maybe the hunk next door? Thats what takes place in this 2011 adaptation of the famous movie Fright Night. CGI and Scenery were no doubt the highlight of the movie but what caught my eye were the performances of Colin Farrell and David Tennant who pulled off stunning acts in their respective roles. Great supporting cast and a sweet plot to go along with some trick or treating (or death). The movie itself is a masterpiece and a good addition to the Fright Night family.

V for Vendetta

Year: 2006
Director: James McTeigue
Rating: 5 Stars
Review-
Give me liberty or give me death! Something that flows within the astounding plot of V for Vendetta. With its amazing scenery and cinematography and great performances from Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving. I hated in the comic book how it practically shoved anarchism down your throat in the whole thing. However in this movie it appears that V has no political alias which I can live with combining the fact that James McTeigue worked tirelessly to adapt V for Vendetta to modern life. It is a true masterpiece.

The Patriot

Year: 2000
Director: Roland Emmerich
Rating: 4 Stars
Review-
I think we can all agree that in The Patriot, Mel Gibson shows what it means to fight for liberty with his breathtaking acting along with a myriad of brilliant support characters and a sheer heart pounding plot by Robert Rodat. Although its historical accuracy is in question I can know doubt say it is a real masterpiece. Aside from the occasional messups in certain antagonist acting preferebly Jason Isaacs who honestly seems to prefer drolling around with a mindless face no matter what scene it is and call it "Acting". A truly recommended movie in my eyes.

Constantine

Year: 2005
Director: Francis Lawrence
Rating: 4 Stars
Review-
With a nice support cast, Keanu Reeves is able to act without acting. The plot twists and turns into a gigantic collection of the occult and religious iconography that will enthrall certain nerdy occultists. Director Francis Lawrence keeps it straight to the comic book but with a few minor changes I can live with. Fairly good but Reeves acting tends to ruin the mood.

Legion

Year: 2010
Director: Scottt Stewart
Rating: 4 Stars
Review-
Terminator meets the Bible in this mix and mashup movie. Paul Bettany doesn't let us down with the religious roles as he plays the Archangel Michael coming down to save humanity in this apocalyptic thriller. A good cast combined with sharp directing and good emotional buildup can land you anywhere and Scott Stewart knows where to hit the mark on the coffin. No pun intended.

The Big Boss

Year: 1971
Director: Lo Wei
Rating: 3 Stars
Review-
You won't expect much from another one of Lo Wei's mediocre movies and this one starring Bruce Lee. This may be the movie that launched Lee's career but not the best of Lee's career thats for sure. The plot is a good idea yet it is hampered by some convoluted elements and really bad death scenes and fight scenes. Bruce Lee's acting is however a shining hope this movie won't be all terrible and he gives a good performance despite Lo Wei's bad directing.

Enter the Dragon

Year: 1973
Director: Robert Clousse
Rating: 5 Stars
Review-
What do you get when you mix awesome cinematography, good choreography, a good director and Bruce Lee? You get one hell of a movie! This movie is unmatched in all of Bruce Lee's career and a true way to go out. No pun intended. Great scenery and good supporting cast. And with Jim Kelly sporting that afro how can you go wrong with this movie?