contracts with celeb
Started by Garthfunkle Vii Backwards, Jun 29 2012 05:11 PM
#1
Posted 29 June 2012 - 05:11 PM
if you could get a contract with any celb who would it be ?
what are the details of your contract ?
what are the details of your contract ?
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#2
Posted 29 June 2012 - 10:36 PM
DIANNA AGRON
CONTRACT FOR MARRIAGE
CONTRACT FOR MARRIAGE
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Hips and collarbones are all well and good, but where is your personality?
#3
Posted 30 June 2012 - 12:18 AM
DIANNA AGRON
CONTRACT FOR MARRIAGE
pretty basic and un-orinigial but yet obtainable unless you look like napoleon dynamite
Nothing in the Spoiler, trust me, bra!
U can call me Ashley. But only if u r partial 2 being flayed alive n havin an angry immortal skip rope w/ ur entrails. If not. Then call me Grathfunkle!

#4
Posted 30 June 2012 - 03:40 AM
Mariano Rivera.
Be my pitching instructor.
Eminem.
Teach me how to put my life in a song.
Be my pitching instructor.
Eminem.
Teach me how to put my life in a song.

#5
Posted 30 June 2012 - 06:25 AM
#6
Posted 30 June 2012 - 07:00 AM
charlie sheen, to harvest his blood to sell as a recreational drug.
#7
Posted 30 June 2012 - 10:44 AM
Barack Obama.
Contract to wipe YCM from the face of this planet.
Contract to wipe YCM from the face of this planet.
#8
Posted 30 June 2012 - 10:51 AM
#9
Posted 30 June 2012 - 11:58 AM

A contract to use her powers to help save the global environ- Oh, misread.
But seriously, it'd probably involve Obama and the environment.

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#10
Posted 30 June 2012 - 01:03 PM
Lewis Moody or someone as my personal trainer: to teach me how to tackle, how to play good rugby and get in top shape.
Jimmy Carr as my accountant: to hide all the money I'm making to be able to contract these celebrities just as he did.
Hayley Williams as my (insert job title that I can't post here): to completely (if you know who Hayley is, you can imagine).
Jimmy Carr as my accountant: to hide all the money I'm making to be able to contract these celebrities just as he did.
Hayley Williams as my (insert job title that I can't post here): to completely (if you know who Hayley is, you can imagine).

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#11
Posted 30 June 2012 - 06:18 PM
Government, regardless of party
Contract for Spin Doctoring and a Cabinet post
The Nation Magazine, America
Contract for weekly anonymous column
Contract for Spin Doctoring and a Cabinet post
The Nation Magazine, America
Contract for weekly anonymous column
Enforcing the rules is one thing and a thing that I agree with, but being a total arrogant jerk while doing so is another.

#12
Posted 30 June 2012 - 09:10 PM
celeb. okay ? lets be clear on that lolz
Nothing in the Spoiler, trust me, bra!
U can call me Ashley. But only if u r partial 2 being flayed alive n havin an angry immortal skip rope w/ ur entrails. If not. Then call me Grathfunkle!

#13
Posted 30 June 2012 - 09:21 PM
Celebrity: The state of being well known: "his prestige and celebrity grew"celeb. okay ? lets be clear on that lolz
It could be a group or a single person, but they all have celebrity as a noun, not a proper one.

#14
Posted 30 June 2012 - 09:47 PM
I'd probably have a contract with Gilles de Rais and Jack the Ripper.
Just so I can make the stupid obnoxious brats and annoying duck-face making women shut up.

#15
Posted 30 June 2012 - 09:49 PM
#16
Posted 04 July 2012 - 01:28 AM
Nikki Sixx: ..what needs to be said hes a legend
gerard way: hes a killjoy :3
gerard way: hes a killjoy :3
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 03:09 PM
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