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if you could get a contract with any celb who would it be ?

what are the details of your contract ?

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DIANNA AGRON

CONTRACT FOR MARRIAGE

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DIANNA AGRON

CONTRACT FOR MARRIAGE


pretty basic and un-orinigial but yet obtainable unless you look like napoleon dynamite

Nothing in the Spoiler, trust me, bra!

U can call me Ashley. But only if u r partial 2 being flayed alive n havin an angry immortal skip rope w/ ur entrails. If not. Then call me Grathfunkle!

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Mariano Rivera.

Be my pitching instructor.

Eminem.

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Daetime Playboy

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Adam Lambert

Contract that is too graphic for the forum.

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Poc

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charlie sheen, to harvest his blood to sell as a recreational drug.

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.Rai

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Barack Obama.

Contract to wipe YCM from the face of this planet.

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David Cameron
So I can lock him in a cage and murder him in his sleep


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A contract to use her powers to help save the global environ- Oh, misread.


But seriously, it'd probably involve Obama and the environment.

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Gift from Fluttershy


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Lewis Moody or someone as my personal trainer: to teach me how to tackle, how to play good rugby and get in top shape.

Jimmy Carr as my accountant: to hide all the money I'm making to be able to contract these celebrities just as he did.

Hayley Williams as my (insert job title that I can't post here): to completely (if you know who Hayley is, you can imagine).

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Government, regardless of party

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The Nation Magazine, America

Contract for weekly anonymous column

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celeb. okay ? lets be clear on that lolz

Nothing in the Spoiler, trust me, bra!

U can call me Ashley. But only if u r partial 2 being flayed alive n havin an angry immortal skip rope w/ ur entrails. If not. Then call me Grathfunkle!

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Daetime Playboy

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celeb. okay ? lets be clear on that lolz

Celebrity: The state of being well known: "his prestige and celebrity grew"
It could be a group or a single person, but they all have celebrity as a noun, not a proper one.

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Hitler, so we can have a nice chat with some Nutella.

I'd probably have a contract with Gilles de Rais and Jack the Ripper.

Just so I can make the stupid obnoxious brats and annoying duck-face making women shut up.

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Yugi, to teach me the heart of the cards.

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