Jump to content

[Joke Card] Wall of Text


Trebuchet MS

Recommended Posts

Lampshading how some monsters are so complex their text is tiny.

 

300ZVSM.jpg

 

[spoiler Lore]If both players are currently engaged in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!, with 60 or less cards in their Main Decks, 15 or less cards in their Extra Decks, an optional Side Deck of 15 cards or less, Life Points of any amount higher than 0, have 0 or more cards in their hands, a total of 0 or more cards that are either on the field, in the Graveyard, or is banished, and you control 1 or more card(s) in a face-up position: Target 1 card on your side of the field that is in a face-up position, except this card; read that target's card text (not necessarily aloud), then count up the total number of letters, numbers, symbols, and spaces in that target's card text, multiply it by 10, then inflict the result as damage to your opponent's Life Points.[/spoiler]
[spoiler Abridged Lore]Target 1 other face-up card you control; inflict damage to your opponent equal to the number of characters and spaces in its card text x 10.[/spoiler]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

But you can't activate it when you have 16 or more cards in your extra deck. Or if your opponent does, for that matter.

 

That's notable itself, right there.

Well, darn. Forgot about the part about Pendulum Cards slipping into the Extra Deck. The card text's idea predated Pendulums.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, darn. Forgot about the part about Pendulum Cards slipping into the Extra Deck. The card text's idea predated Pendulums.

 

It's very fitting you made this card, as Gadjiltron Dragon can do the most damage with this card: 6420 damage counting the spaces, and 5340 not. A reprint of Jar of Greed would do the least, only 110 damage.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...