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A song by War Torn, Watashi-Kun, and the Plebs


Edgy Black

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War Torn:
Who does he think he is?
That moderator has tangled with the wrong man!

Striker:
Darn right.

War Torn:
No one says "begone" to War Torn!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

Striker:
More beer?

War Torn:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Striker:
Who, you? Never! War Torn, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, War Torn
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, War Torn
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in the forum as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as War Torn
No one's quick as War Torn
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as War Torn's
For there's no man in the forum half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Member, ExMod, or Monster
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Striker and Plebs:
No one's been like War Torn
A designer like War Torn

Striker:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like War Torn

War Torn:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Striker and Plebs:
My what a guy, that War Torn!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Striker:
War Torn is the best
And the rest is all drips

Plebs:
No one RPs like War Torn
Gets panties like War Torn

Striker:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like War Torn!

Monmusu, Sapphira, and Shiki:
For there's no one as burly and brawny

War Torn:
As you see I've got biceps to spare

Striker:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

War Torn:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Plebs:
No one hits like War Torn
Matches wits like War Torn

Striker:
In a spitting match nobody spits like War Torn

War Torn:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!

Plebs:
Ten points for War Torn!

War Torn:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Plebs:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that War Torn!
No one GFXs like War Torn
Makes those beauts like War Torn

Striker:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like War Torn

War Torn:
I use signatures in all of my decorating!

Plebs:
My what a guy,
War Torn!

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