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So i swallowed a pop can tab


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I don't think a pop can tab could cause much damage, but still, it's not going to hurt you to go to the hospital, just letting it slide out (wtf?) is going to hurt your *ahem* anus, think, all that bloody sheet O.0

 

Now you understand why I call myself creepy xD

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one word = straw

 

That is just' date=' creepy, creepier than me, and I'm way creepy 0.o

 

Seriously, could you imagine Wolf stirring that straw in his anus 0.o

 

I'll have nightmares about that for sure >_>

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NO YOU (insert playful insulting name here)!!!! I WAS SAYING WOLF SHOULD DRINK THE SODA WITH A STRAW NEXT TIME!!!!

 

man elsandero went there....

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one word = straw

 

That is just' date=' creepy, creepier than me, and I'm way creepy 0.o

 

Seriously, could you imagine Wolf stirring that straw in his anus 0.o

 

I'll have nightmares about that for sure >_>

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vhat zee fook?

 

0.o

whoa!

um

i did not want to picture that! >.

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Wolf word of advice my friend take a Laxative or 2. That will enable the Tab to avoid your Small Intestine as it would be forced out of the Large one. Besides it;s to big to go ino the Small Intestine.

 

ok' date=' um no!

forcing it to come out like that, >_>

FAIL!

 

he nees to have doctors advice,

just taking laxatives isnt going to help him, its going to make things worse >_>

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Laxatives completely clean out all the crap left down there. (No pun intended :P). If you use laxatives, I recommend you bring a gameboy, a PSP, or a book or something, because you'll be on the toilet for a while.

 

But yeah, you'll also probably want a doctor's advice.

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Wolf word of advice my friend take a Laxative or 2. That will enable the Tab to avoid your Small Intestine as it would be forced out of the Large one. Besides it;s to big to go ino the Small Intestine.

 

ok' date=' um no!

forcing it to come out like that, >_>

FAIL!

 

he nees to have doctors advice,

just taking laxatives isnt going to help him, its going to make things worse >_>

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Laxatives completely clean out all the crap left down there. (No pun intended :P). If you use laxatives, I recommend you bring a gameboy, a PSP, or a book or something, because you'll be on the toilet for a while.

 

But yeah, you'll also probably want a doctor's advice.

 

Si (~_~)

 

(the top will flow out yes, what will it leave behind? srapes and scratchs >_>)

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So im back from the hosbital and i toke a nap... just as i thought. they told me to let nature run its corse since im not chocking on it. he told me to fallow up with my normal doctor (she is going to yell at me sooooo bad). other than that im fine and heathy lol.

 

yeah i just found out im being taken to the hosbitle when my mom gets home.

there makeing such a big deal out of this <.<

 

lol dude they have a reason to

 

that pop can top can tear your insides' date=' causing internal bleeding >_>

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Well the doctor said there is a 1 in a million chance of that happening.

 

Just dont go near any big magnets (unless it was an aluminium can)

 

NO IT WAS A LEAD POP CAN!

 

lol this thread is epic

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Wolf word of advice my friend take a Laxative or 2. That will enable the Tab to avoid your Small Intestine as it would be forced out of the Large one. Besides it;s to big to go ino the Small Intestine.

 

ok' date=' um no!

forcing it to come out like that, >_>

FAIL!

 

he nees to have doctors advice,

just taking laxatives isnt going to help him, its going to make things worse >_>

[/quote']

 

Laxatives completely clean out all the crap left down there. (No pun intended :P). If you use laxatives, I recommend you bring a gameboy, a PSP, or a book or something, because you'll be on the toilet for a while.

 

But yeah, you'll also probably want a doctor's advice.

 

lol im glad i dont have to do that my psp is never charged lol

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eww.....thanks for putting that in my mind.....*gag*

 

one word = straw

 

That is just' date=' creepy, creepier than me, and I'm way creepy 0.o

 

Seriously, could you imagine Wolf stirring that straw in his anus 0.o

 

I'll have nightmares about that for sure >_>

[/quote']

 

vhat zee fook?

 

0.o

whoa!

um

i did not want to picture that! >.

 

ROFL

 

I guess that image is burned in your head forever and ever? xD

 

On topic, good to hear that you are feeling fine Wolf ^_^

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