Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White,
And "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie,
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan,
All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass,
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on total awe.
And the fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed, but eventually,
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
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