EmpoleMew

The Number choices aren't even creative. They're just the same Numbers switched around.

 

You can discard 4 other "Mermail" monsters in your hand to the Graveyard; Special Summon this card from your hand. When you do: Target cards your opponent controls, up to the number of "Mermail" monsters in your Graveyard (if possible); this card gains 500 ATK, and if it does, destroy those targets (if any). You can Tribute 1 other face-up Attack Position "Mermail" monster; this card gains the following effect this turn.

• At the start of the Damage Step, if this card battles a Defense Position monster; Destroy that monster.

Even MORE terrible~!

 

 

When this card resolves: Add your Deck to your hand, then Special Summon 1 "Jowgen the Spiritualist" from your Deck in face-up Defense Position. You can only taste your opponent's tears once per Duel.

 

Did you expect any other rarity?

A new forme to me is rather silly I suppose I can understand them not using it for the LGFR manga when Deoxys overpowered Mewtwo for a time (Red turned the tables in Mewtwo's favour to beat Deoxys) but I don't understand how a Genetic Pokemon that has no forme changes for as long as Mewtwo suddenly gains one, basically this should have been done years ago, maybe LGFR generation or HGSS time.
Basically I'm not a fan, because this should have been done years ago, not now.

A samurai is not born knowing how to use a sword.

and if you havent normal summoned yet (which is possible since youre more likely to resolve papill more than one f***ing time.

because clearly, they'll never have an answer to papi the first time but always have it for corn

The Jynx evo and Drowzee prevo are both fakes that were on /vp/ a few days ago. The Jynx one in particular is a couple of weeks old at least.

 

I can't see an actual use for the card, I just wanted an excuse to post this.

Until Spellbook of Fate came along.

And Tiaramisu.

Normal Tuners: Have fun synching 2 Tuners together

GOTTOMS

 

At least we can say Rabbit being as powerful as it is was an oversight, unlike those dragons, right?

It's the dragon of bling.

 

I'm hoping it's effect is godly. Because it deserves it.

It's a Barian card. It's going to either negate something, or inflict burn damage. Possibly both.

Any notable targets?

Tribute Nebthet/Eset to summon Su and pull a vanilla.

I'd be as bold to say that in the current state of the game, this card isn't even a minor annoyance at the absolute best.

 

It should still be banned so we can have Sorc back at 2 though.

I can't think of any 2-material Rank 4 as a counter then.

 

Target? Nah.

 

 

Neither player can Special Summon monsters. Destroy this card when a card is sent from the Deck or field to your Graveyard.

 

As if we don't discuss this enough, I just wanted an excuse to post the best song from TWEWY.

ITT: If it ain't broke its trash.

but that's how yugioh works