Canadian Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Basically, It's been the same "yo mama" joke after another, I want to hear some of YCM's one liners. Heres mine: If beasteality was illegal than I should be arrested because your mom was an animal last night. Go YCM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 [quote name='Canadian' timestamp='1286329849' post='4682792'] Basically, It's been the same "yo mama" joke after another, I want to hear some of YCM's one liners. Heres mine: If beasteality was illegal than I should be arrested because your mom was an animal last night. Go YCM! [/quote] yo mama is so fat, she put on a mickey mouse shirt, and mickey mouse got diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Your mothers ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "ONLY IN AMERICA" Trololo. Which Chicks is a funny movie. Another One is: Yo mama's so fat, When she gets in the elevator the only way she goes is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 I remember a thread exactly like this in the Games forum. "Yo mama's so fat and stupid, she makes Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson look smart and underweight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator. Yo momma so fat, her blood type is rocky road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Posted October 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 [quote name='Smeargle' timestamp='1286337564' post='4683055'] Yo mama's so fat, When she gets in the elevator the only way she goes is down. [/quote] lol'd Yo mama's so fat, they had to make a new size of clothes just for her. Now it goes: small, medium, large, and "Oh my god! It's comming!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu-gi-oh Dude Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 I went for a 5 mile jog. Two laps around your mom. Your mom so fat she walked past my house and we lost three days of sunlight. Your mom so old she got Jesus on Facebook. Your mom so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Your mom so fat she went to the aquarium, saw a whale, and the whale sang We Are Family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Ya mom is that old that she owes Moyses a $. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 You mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl. (classic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 I've been waiting for this thread for a long time. Yo momma so stupid she got lost in a one way tunnel. Yo momma so stupid she brings a swinsuit to a mexican wave. Yo momma so black she makes Goths shine. Yo momma so fat she buys a cook-book for dinner. Yo momma so fat she ordered everything on the menu and then asked what do you want. Yo momma so ugly she makes lemons smile. Yo momma so ugly she has to put a trash can on her face so she can look normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory Yo mama's the kind of person I want behind me, cause if she's in front of me, I can't see the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo mama is so fat when she became an astronaught her partners thought they discovered a new planet. Yo mama is so fat when she wears yellow around a bus stop the kids try to get on her. Yo mama is so fat and old, the grandcanyon was made when she tripped over a rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!" Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell! Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! Yo mama so poor she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch. Yo mama so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, there was no history class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo mama is so ugly when she had a staring contest with the sun, it blew up.(made it up myself....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedrive Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu-gi-oh Dude Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Your mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo mamna's so fat she sat on wal-mart (or Canadian Tire) and lowered the prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Hado~ Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo mamma so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can across the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving". Yo mamma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no proffesionals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. Yo mama's so fat, she visited Japan, and everyone started yelling "RUN, ITS GODZILLA!!!" Yo mama's so old, she said Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mama's so poor, someone stepped on a cigarette, and she yelled "Who turned out the furnace?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Yo mama is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedrive Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUMâ„¢ Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Yo mama so ugly when she was born yo granny said "What a treasure" and yo grandpa said "Yeah, Let's go bury it". Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. Yo mama's so stupid, your dad said it was chilly outside, so she ran out with a bowl and a spoon. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on the scale, and it said 'To Be Continued' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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