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[quote name='Canadian' timestamp='1286329849' post='4682792']
Basically, It's been the same "yo mama" joke after another, I want to hear some of YCM's one liners.

Heres mine: If beasteality was illegal than I should be arrested because your mom was an animal last night.

Go YCM!
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yo mama is so fat, she put on a mickey mouse shirt, and mickey mouse got diabetes.
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[quote name='Smeargle' timestamp='1286337564' post='4683055']
Yo mama's so fat, When she gets in the elevator the only way she goes is down.
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Yo mama's so fat, they had to make a new size of clothes just for her. Now it goes: small, medium, large, and "Oh my god! It's comming!".
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I went for a 5 mile jog. Two laps around your mom.

Your mom so fat she walked past my house and we lost three days of sunlight.

Your mom so old she got Jesus on Facebook.

Your mom so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Your mom so fat she went to the aquarium, saw a whale, and the whale sang We Are Family
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I've been waiting for this thread for a long time.

Yo momma so stupid she got lost in a one way tunnel.
Yo momma so stupid she brings a swinsuit to a mexican wave.
Yo momma so black she makes Goths shine.
Yo momma so fat she buys a cook-book for dinner.
Yo momma so fat she ordered everything on the menu and then asked what do you want.
Yo momma so ugly she makes lemons smile.
Yo momma so ugly she has to put a trash can on her face so she can look normal.
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Yo mama is so fat when she became an astronaught her partners thought they discovered a new planet.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears yellow around a bus stop the kids try to get on her.
Yo mama is so fat and old, the grandcanyon was made when she tripped over a rock!
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!

Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo mama so poor she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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Yo mamma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can across the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving".

Yo mamma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said
"Sorry, no proffesionals."
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