Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 ok. in this big race you will give a way you got in the lead but try to give a reason to keep the lead! theres no finish until i say so! [spoiler='example of what will work'] [quote]i throw a net at the person in the lead and run past them[/quote] [/spoiler] [spoiler='example of what wont work'] [quote]i get ahead of the person in the lead so im in the lead now.[/quote][/spoiler] im in the lead. BEGIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~{Rochster}~ Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I started first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 i throw a brick at your head and steal the lead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I use a blue, winged, koopa shell to esplode the person in front, now I'm in the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DianKetoTheCardMaker Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I get a Bullet Bill and knock everyone aside. I am currently in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I faze through the ground and grab DianKeto's ankle, effectively tripping him. I'm in teh lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~{Rochster}~ Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 ACCEL SYNCHRO! SHOOTING STAR DRAGON! NOW ATTACK EVERYONE DIRECTLY. Now you have all lost 3 speed counters and are spinning out of control. I am in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I stop spinning and summon Bahamut. BAHAMUT! USE MEGAFLARE!!!!!!! You are caught in an explosion. I am now in teh lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I summon Kuriboh. ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION! NOW EXPLODE! ... ... ... [size="7"]BOOM[/size] I walk past all of the charred bodies and take the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I'm dead and have no body. My defying of logic created a rip in the fabric of reality that all of you were sucked into. I'm in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I use my powers of Ilogical Logic to defy logic while being logical. You are trapped instead of me. I take the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I sue you for copyright infringement. You are found guilty and sentenced to 10000000000000 years in jail watching a non-stop marathon of anything related to Miley Cyrus. I'm in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~{Rochster}~ Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I throw pins into your wheels to pop them and I used nos to bring me far into the lead. Now you will have to find a way to speed up if you want to catch me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 Um, I thought we were running. Logic Defying Powers, Activate! I randomly teleport in front of you and Falcon Punch you. I iz in teh lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 i Fart so hard that i jump over 9000 miles in front of everyone..... I'm in the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbu-of-Sand Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I shoot 200 bananas out of a Cannon attached to my Kart 9000 miles away, all landing in front of you. You slip over 198, 2 falling on your head. I am in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VGVentus Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I appear out of nowhere and suck Anbu's blood dry, I then kick him out of the cart. Now I'm in the lead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalCyae Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I, effectively, use the slow and steady wins the race technique. Due to its epic powers of victory, I catch up to Kaiserchu and use the new SLOW AND STEADY BLAST to blow him away. I take the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 i remember that im part shark, attack you, rip out your entwestines and thrash you aside. im now in the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalCyae Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I activate Tantrum of a Child, and strangle newfie shark. I then use one super potion and keep running. I'm in the lead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 i build a time machine to go back in time a drug your drink. when i comde back your nocked out [b]cold[/b] i take the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalCyae Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 You can't drug Super Potions. They are too Super to be drugged. But, if this logic doesn't stand, I simple put on a jet pack and blast right past you, or increase my lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 i use whats left of my time machine 2 go back 1 more time. i fill your jet pack with used diapers and make sure you put the jetpack on backwards. as you are disgusted by the fact that you are coered in crap i run away to my epic hiding spot. there is a tunnel there so i can continue the race im in the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANBU Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 rises out of the groun d infront of newfie shark, creating 4 smoke clones which runn at him turning to smoke as they collide causing more to be made and continually doing so until they block the tunnel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted November 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 i use my emergency escape entrance and activate the self destruct sequence in the tunnel. i escape before the explosion and run ahead of you as you celebrate the fact that you think im dead and that you woni also wash away all yoursmoke clones because the bomb was filled with soap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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