race to the uh....... do we finish?

[ANBU]

>.> soap doesnt remove smoke..

the smoke clones reform and like me move under the ground they then appear under you lift you off the ground and carry you back the other way while i appear infront & walk along taking the lead

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i never thought it would come to this.

i fart on the smoke clones with a stinky gas. they become so digusted they fall to the ground and evaporate (or whatever you say when somoke diapears) you seem cocky with walking that i run past you. im in the lead

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I jump in front of you and nonchalantly say 'Boo'. You are scared unconscious. I is in the lead.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

my fart wakes me up. i chase you to the jungle where you fall into quick sand. i am in the lead

[Brinolovania]

[quote name='Ātman' timestamp='1289360222' post='4775048']
I sue you for copyright infringement. You are found guilty and sentenced to 10000000000000 years in jail watching a non-stop marathon of anything related to Miley Cyrus.

I'm in the lead.
[/quote]
Illogical Logic =/= Defying logic.

I yell "AWESOME POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!", causing my to magically teleport to a point 5,000,000 mile in the lead.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i make sure you land in quicksand i call the police to dig you out, i beat the ! you are with a hammer then i steal a super police car.


im in the lead

[Brinolovania]

...I landed on top of a building.

I'm still in the lead.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

no. i made sure you landed in quicksand


secret flashback: while i was in the cave i was givin the power to predict someones move in the cave by a spirit. so i knew you were going to go 5,000,000 miles ahead, so i made sure that you started on a little red x (you should have seen it) and i knew that from their you would land into the quicksand

[Brinolovania]

...I use Illogical Logic. You can't win.

I'm still in the lead.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i invent a super car in 5 seconds for some reason and then i drive up to you with a sludge hammer and hit your toe with it. while you are on the ground making unessasary sounds i drive past you. im in the lead

[Brinolovania]

That was a life-size inflatable dummy of me. I'm actually clinging to the back of your car. After we are way ahead of the others, I set off a bomb, blowing you up. I the summon Machina Fortress, and ride away.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i send out an army of hippis to your fortess all 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of them see that it isnt enviromentally friendly and every 5 of them set off a bomb which makes your fortess eventually go boom boom with you in it. im in the lead

[Brinolovania]

It was equipped with a Machina Gearframe. It dies instead. I equip another one.

I'm still in the lead.

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[quote name='!' timestamp='1289508503' post='4777222'][quote name='Ātman' timestamp='1289360222' post='4775048']
I sue you for copyright infringement. You are found guilty and sentenced to 10000000000000 years in jail watching a non-stop marathon of anything related to Miley Cyrus.

I'm in the lead.
[/quote]

Illogical Logic =/= Defying logic.

I yell "AWESOME POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!", causing my to magically teleport to a point 5,000,000 mile in the lead.
[/quote]

I have the power of Illogical Logic, but I [b]also[/b] have the [b]unique[/b] power to Defy Logic.

Atman used FIRE LAZER!

All opponents fainted.

Atman is in the lead!

[~{Rochster}~]

I do an Accel Synchro Summon, I dissappear, but instead of going all the way around the world, I go in front of Atman. I put a barrier that cannot be stopped by any object and can't be effected by time travel. I also turn my racecar into a motercycle and burn some rubber. I am once again far in the lead.

[Anti-Apocryphal]

I poke the person in the lead with a stick.
They die.

I'm in the lead.

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I fly through the barrier Rochster set before me.

I summon my legion of loyal Final Fantasy characters to help me get into the lead.

Sephiroth kills Paradise.

FFChars&Me in the lead.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

ha! since rochster is a roach he comes back to life! altough i do stuff him into a container while idig a hole. i put the container in the hole, and run like an ecomaniac.

p.s. atman your post does not count because it involved what future paradise did to rochster

[~{Rochster}~]

I get off of my motercycle and throw it on Atman. He gets a concussion and has to go to the doctor. I am now in the lead.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i stuff him you a container while idig a hole. i put the container in the hole, and run like an ecomaniac.

[Anti-Apocryphal]

I dissapear before a failed attempt at killing me.
I show the current leader a mirror.
They look, and scream.
They die from horror.
I toss the mirror, shattering glass to the racers behind me.

Yay, I'm in the lead.

[~{Rochster}~]

No your not, because I didn't look!

[Anti-Apocryphal]

Screw it.
I stop time with my time device.
I keep running.
I'm in the lead.

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[quote name='newfie shark' timestamp='1289521986' post='4777908']
ha! since rochster is a roach he comes back to life! altough i do stuff him into a container while idig a hole. i put the container in the hole, and run like an ecomaniac.

p.s. atman your post does not count because it involved what future paradise did to rochster
[/quote]

WTF???

[quote name='~{Rochster}~' timestamp='1289522284' post='4777933']
No your not, because I didn't look!
[/quote]

Well, for not looking, you run into a conveniently places wall.

Atman is in teh lead.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

for some reason my part shark part human instincts come in which meens i am not effected by your time thing and make it blow up with my blowy upy thingy and a herd of elephants trample you. i run past, im in the lead.