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1. All YCM site rules apply (no spamming, flaming, etc.)
2. All Creative Writing forum rules apply.
3. Keep all discussions relevant to the fic.
4. Don't ask to be in a fic. If I feel like including you, I will.
4a. I will not be shipping myself. If you wish to ship me with someone, feel free to write it yourself and post it here.
5. Do not make public complaints unless it pertains to the fic itself. If you have a personal complaint about your character, consult me via PM.

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1.) I do not own the rights to these characters. This fic is purely head canon and does not apply to any proof of fact.
2.) These fics are considered comedic/satirical and their contents are intended to be jokes and not legitimate degradation of the members portrayed.

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Jake x Broken - Shattered Dreams (3,094 words.)

Striker x Alice - Wrecking Ball

Creator x Lora - Pride and Promiscuity

Sora x Advo - Try Hard Ons

Mugen x Coolspy - The Madman Who Loved Me

Maxxion x Finalfan - Maximum Butthurt (PM)

Night x Yin - Probation With Benefits

Fusion x Clair - Out With A Bang

Crab x Pika - Power Scandal (Part 1) (Part 2)

Remo x Right Hand - On The Other Hand
 
Desu x Pika - Finishing Blow
 
Cherry x Welche - The Creation of Jelly (Part 1) (Part 2)
 
Aix x Cowcow - Dying for Dairy (Part 1) (Part 2)


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his tiny boner

 

BIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


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BIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 

Fixed.


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half-sucked Tootsie pops

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This is disturbing; not in a scary way, but more of a, "my soul is unclean" sort of way

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This is disturbing; not in a scary way, but more of a, "my soul is unclean" sort of way

 

You can thank Caeda for the idea.

 

This was actually supposed to be a crackfic, but as I wrote it, I realized I watered it down a lot. The story is also mainly worked around the ending, which is the first thing that came to mind as I was stringing stuff together. Not sure if it subjectively worked out for you, but I figured there HAD to be a point where any potential head canon was crossed out effectively. 


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Aside from the release of DEF II and the Hotel there literally is no canon tbh

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Let me correct myself: *HEAD canon.


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I'm ashamed at myself for not having discovered this sooner. And I'm not so "high and mighty" that I can't laugh at the absurdity so to you Thar, and Caeda for coming up with the idea in the first place, I say . . .

 

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“Oh man, they won’t see it coming!” Jake said, practically hopping from one side of the room to the other while he was getting dressed, “I can’t wait to see the look on their faces!” Jake was ass naked as he dug through his underwear drawer to grab the whitest pair of briefs he could find. He saw the winner of the drawer, stretching them out side to side several inches in front of him at eye level. He gazed into the elastic band, pulling it close to his face to sniff the soft cotton that would later catch the sweat from his groin.

 

Jake heard the door open behind him. It was his daughter, Lora, who immediately wore a face of disgust and terror of seeing her dad ass naked and sniffing his briefs.

 

“What the f*ck is wrong with you?!” Lora shouted, nearly crying, but shortly shrugging it off, “If you want some time alone with you and your undergarments, then I can leave.”

 

Jake paused and stared at her, making Lora put on a very creeped-out expression, “Um, dad… you’re staring at me with your ass in full view. Is this your way of mooning me?”

 

Jake snapped out of it, “No! No, why would you think something like that? I’m your father.”

 

Do you have cameras in the Hotel or something? Because getting that amount of accurate detail is scary (XD)
Okay all kidding aside I couldn't help but laugh because that feels like it'd happen. and fyi it's boxers, not briefs.

 

 

Jake ignored the remark as he stood up to observe the crash. He ran downstairs, not knowing that he was still in his white briefs. Sliding down the railing of the stairs, he nearly crashed into Lora at the bottom. Lora’s eyes were wide as they followed her dad running down the hallway in his underwear, speechless.

 

I've only ever done this when I was tripping on acid. Don't judge me! You don't know the freeing feeling!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

 

He wasn’t disappointed. He saw Jake groping the end of his pod like Daemon’s breasts.

 

“Jake…” Broken’s face was cherry red with several veins swelling, “…what the hell are you doing to my pod?”

 

Jake looked at the pod, then back at Broken, smiling, “What’s it look like I’m doing to it?” Jake started moving his hips forward and back, prompting one of Broken’s veins to pop.

 

To get on Broken's nerves I would do this . . . and I'm a pervert so . . .

 

 

The crowd began throwing trash at Jake. Apple cores, half-sucked Tootsie pops, and Cheetos bags with some Cheetos left in them. Jake could feel the leftovers in the bags, and made it a sport to catch them and eat what was in there. The crowd started showing signs of disgust toward the act, which made Jake stop and continue to speak.

 

Hey! I can't let leftovers go to waste . . .

 

 

Everything else was either hilarious or just a part of the crack-fic it didn't bother me. Again this is still a funny read.


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I'm not ashamed at myself for not having discovered this sooner. And I'm not so "high and mighty" that I can't laugh at the absurdity so to you Thar, and Caeda for coming up with the idea in the first place, I say . . .

 

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Do you have cameras in the Hotel or something? Because getting that amount of accurate detail is scary (XD)
Okay all kidding aside I couldn't help but laugh because that feels like it'd happen. and fyi it's boxers, not briefs.

 

Everything else was either hilarious or just a part of the crack-fic it didn't bother me. Again this is still a funny read.

 

Glad you got a kick out of it. I'm actually surprised that I followed through on it with this much detail.


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Glad you got a kick out of it. I'm actually surprised that I followed through on it with this much detail.

 

Oh it was hilarious! Not going to lie but even some things were accurate, as I already said. I even got a laugh that when I first saw who liked it; I couldn't say I wasn't surprised to see Caeda and Mugendramon.


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That was actually far more hilarious than I thought it'd be.


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That was actually far more hilarious than I thought it'd be.

 

I know right?


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That was actually far more hilarious than I thought it'd be.

 

Welp, I'll never get THIS comment again.

 

Glad you enjoyed it.


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Shit. This is hiliarious, I thought it was going to be crap.


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s***. This is hiliarious, I thought it was going to be crap.

 

So did I. It felt way too watered down to be a crackfic. That's where my mindset was anyway, though, so all this positive feedback was a helluva bonus.

 

Thanks, guys!


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Bump. New pairing is now up.

Wrecking Ball - Striker x Alice (3,194 words)

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You know this might actually become a big thing.

 

F*** it, stickied.


Edited by Mugendramon, 30 January 2014 - 06:12 PM.

When you let Arm mess with a gif...
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You know this might actually become a big thing.

 

F*** it, stickied.

 

Pressure's on. 0_o

 

But like the OP says, suggestions are what'll mainly keep this going.


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Do Koko and Black.

 

Both of them would be cheating.


When you let Arm mess with a gif...
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Ptolemaios gdi

WaAaAlL-eEe

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-As made by Arm.


Concerning Digimon .tri

I believe the release dates are: November 2015, February 31st 2068, Fuck You, and We Forgot to Make It.





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