EPIC RAP BATTLES of the GCRP

[Dad]

The battles will be 99.9% written for the time being.  I don't have proper recording equipment.  Below, I will share the instrumental I wrote to for the battle, as well as attempt to set the flow.  Here are some indicators:

[F]:  The battle flow is fast.  Meaning fast read and fast spoken.

[M]:  The battle flow is medium / average pace.  Typically read as is.

[S]:  The battle flow is slow / tricky.   There will be indications of pauses for pace, rhythm, and upkeep.

 

Instrumental of choice:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyn8jAj4BIM

 

(The pauses in flow are very minimal, but blatantly obvious if you listen to the instrumental.  Did not attempt to use the entire instrumental, just the first minute and some change.  Where the lyrics end, you can cut the instrumental.  Oh and uh, account for opening in the first 15~ seconds.  I.E.  The battle begins 16~ seconds into the instrumental.  Enjoy, and be sure to cast your vote.  Leave your decisions for next pairings in the comments, and I will edit them into a secondary poll for voting.  PLEASE NOTE VOTES MUST BE DIRECTED AT GCRP CHARACTERS (the one hosted by Merciful).)
 

Speed Rating:  [F]

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GCRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

Foster & Bradbury

 

VERSUHS

 

Ratchet & Clannnnnnnnnnnk

 

BEGIN

 

Foster:  Please, step on up into this ship of mine
call her the Inch of Will, outta ten, she’s a NEIN
NEIN as in no, leavin’ here alive
Gonna skin dat ass, this furball’s MINE

 

Vet in combat, skills to match
Itchy trigger finger, and a swaggin hat
I’m a beast on the mic, the flow is dope
When it’s said and done, you’re just a fur coat

 

They say Foster’s takin’ charge, bringin’ it home
Ring for Ratchet?  Leave that alone.
Got a fully loaded mag, surrounded by chrome
Hope your HP is full, I’m comin’ at your dome

 

Nanotech?  I’m a real man
Counter Corps is bumpin’, take a stand!
Not you!  *points at Ratchet*  Sit down!  Gonna erase this clown.

Bradbury:  Kill confirmed, tango is down!

Ratchet:  They call me Ratchet, take life by the hand
Movin’ real smooth, I’m a ladies man
Intergalactic hero, I got it all
Including this battle, right by the balls

 

There’s clearly a reason nobody knows you
Ship’s real big, but I’d give it a two
For a black guy with swag, you’re missin’ somethin
No ladies on board?  Is it the A.I. you’re humpin’?

 

Clank:  Allow me Ratchet, no need for scrubs
The battle is won, this A.I.’s a dud

Ratchet:  Judging by his face, there was never any life.

Clank:  And judging by his life, there will never be a wife.

Ratchet:  You’re second rate at best, and your tech’s outdated

Clank:  Is this the reason your stats are inflated?

Ratchet:  Half a kill?  I’m cleanin’ up your mess.

Clank:  Then it’s true what they say!

Ratchet:  Leave the rest for the best.
 

See, teamwork is key, when I do what I do
Blowin’ up baddies, and a planet or two
Not irresponsible, just doin’ my job
Now back BACK homie, you’re about to get mobbed

 

Wrong neighborhood?  Am I gonna get robbed?
Not by you, no lazy slobs.
Inch of Will?  Inch of NONE.
Corps gonna need a new leader, by the time I’m done

 

Bradbury:  You talk a big game for trashy ancient tech.

Foster:  Talkin’ bout team work?  You gonna get wrecked

Bradbury:  Charging rail guns, for the final say.

Foster:  Lady Inch of Will, please take it away.  *Inch of Will fires*

 

Foster:  BOOM! You’re through, like your VG Series
Send Clank to Alister, he must be weary
Always worrying about “poor Ratchet” there
You’re a burden to the Corps!  And it’s not f***ing fair!

 

Ratchet:  *steps out of the dust of the explosion* 

You can’t insinuate my death, ya f***ing hack!
Got more fire power in my furry nutsack
Matter of fact, let me show you my favorite gun

 

Clank:  We call it the R.Y.N.O.

Ratchet:  Gonna rip you a new one.

 

WHO WON!?  WHO'S NEXT!?  YOU DECIDE!

 

EPIC.  RAP.  BATTLUH OF GCRPUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

[coolspy74]

The battles will be 99.9% written for the time being.  I don't have proper recording equipment.  Below, I will share the instrumental I wrote to for the battle, as well as attempt to set the flow.  Here are some indicators:

[F]:  The battle flow is fast.  Meaning fast read and fast spoken.

[M]:  The battle flow is medium / average pace.  Typically read as is.

[S]:  The battle flow is slow / tricky.   There will be indications of pauses for pace, rhythm, and upkeep.

 

Instrumental of choice:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyn8jAj4BIM

 

(The pauses in flow are very minimal, but blatantly obvious if you listen to the instrumental.  Did not attempt to use the entire instrumental, just the first minute and some change.  Where the lyrics end, you can cut the instrumental.  Oh and uh, account for opening in the first 15~ seconds.  I.E.  The battle begins 16~ seconds into the instrumental.  Enjoy, and be sure to cast your vote.  Leave your decisions for next pairings in the comments, and I will edit them into a secondary poll for voting.)
 

Speed Rating:  [F]

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GCRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

Foster & Bradbury  <1

 

VERSUHS  <1

 

Ratchet & Clannnnnnnnnnnk  <1

 

BEGIN  <1

 

Foster:  Please, step on up into this ship of mine
call her the Inch of Will, outta ten, she’s a NEIN
NEIN as in no, leavin’ here alive
Gonna skin dat ass, this furball’s MINE

 

Vet in combat, skills to match
Itchy trigger finger, and a swaggin hat
I’m a beast on the mic, the flow is dope
When it’s said and done, you’re just a fur coat

 

They say Foster’s takin’ charge, bringin’ it home
Ring for Ratchet?  Leave that alone.
Got a fully loaded mag, surrounded by chrome
Hope your HP is full, I’m comin’ at your dome

 

Nanotech?  I’m a real man
Counter Corps is bumpin’, take a stand!
Not you!  *points at Ratchet*  Sit down!  Gonna erase this clown.

Bradbury:  Kill confirmed, tango is down!

Ratchet:  They call me Ratchet, take life by the hand
Movin’ real smooth, I’m a ladies man
Intergalactic hero, I got it all
Including this battle, right by the balls

 

There’s clearly a reason nobody knows you
Ship’s real big, but I’d give it a two
For a black guy with swag, you’re missin’ somethin
No ladies on board?  Is it the A.I. you’re humpin’?

 

Clank:  Allow me Ratchet, no need for scrubs
The battle is won, this A.I.’s a dud

Ratchet:  Judging by his face, there was never any life.

Clank:  And judging by his life, there will never be a wife.

Ratchet:  You’re second rate at best, and your tech’s outdated

Clank:  Is this the reason your stats are inflated?

Ratchet:  Half a kill?  I’m cleanin’ up your mess.

Clank:  Then it’s true what they say!

Ratchet:  Leave the rest for the best.
 

See, teamwork is key, when I do what I do
Blowin’ up baddies, and a planet or two
Not irresponsible, just doin’ my job
Now back BACK homie, you’re about to get mobbed

 

Wrong neighborhood?  Am I gonna get robbed?
Not by you, no lazy slobs.
Inch of Will?  Inch of NONE.
Corps gonna need a new leader, by the time I’m done

 

Bradbury:  You talk a big game for trashy ancient tech.

Foster:  Talkin’ bout team work?  You gonna get wrecked

Bradbury:  Charging rail guns, for the final say.

Foster:  Lady Inch of Will, please take it away.  *Inch of Will fires*

 

Foster:  BOOM! You’re through, like your VG Series
Send Clank to Alister, he must be weary
Always worrying about “poor Ratchet” there
You’re a burden to the Corps!  And it’s not f***ing fair!

 

Ratchet:  *steps out of the dust of the explosion* 

You can’t insinuate my death, ya f***ing hack!
Got more fire power in my furry nutsack
Matter of fact, let me show you my favorite gun

 

Clank:  We call it the R.Y.N.O.

Ratchet:  Gonna rip you a new one.

 

WHO WON!?  WHO'S NEXT!?  YOU DECIDE!  <2

 

EPIC.  RAP.  BATTLUH  <3 OF GCRPUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

1. This intro is from erb on youtube. All except the naming of characters and grammer errors.

 

2. Also from erb. He always says that at the end.

 

3. He also always says Epic Rabe Battle at the end.

 

If you made this by your self, you're creative. Decent. But you basically copy 50 percent of erb's youtube videos. You don't have to stop. Just make the battles more creative, or what you feel is better and original.

 

If you didn't make this and got it from someone who may or may not have done it on Youtube and on another site, They copied. But then, that would mean you're the copier of a copier.

 

All in all, I'd give this 4.3/10. Oh and P.S, I'd like to know what GCRP stands for.

[Kōsuke Ueki]

Matthew Suplex/Odin vs Nero, the KeyBlade War Hero/Ivero (Hey, that rhymes :D ).

 

I was thinking that their first verses would be as themselves and then they would turn into what they are currently.

[Premier Alexander Romanov]

Otto VS Sayer

Also, homeboy Foster won.

[Dad]

1. This intro is from erb on youtube. All except the naming of characters and grammer errors.

 

2. Also from erb. He always says that at the end.

 

3. He also always says Epic Rabe Battle at the end.

 

If you made this by your self, you're creative. Decent. But you basically copy 50 percent of erb's youtube videos. You don't have to stop. Just make the battles more creative, or what you feel is better and original.

 

If you didn't make this and got it from someone who may or may not have done it on Youtube and on another site, They copied. But then, that would mean you're the copier of a copier.

 

All in all, I'd give this 4.3/10. Oh and P.S, I'd like to know what GCRP stands for.

 

It's called Epic Rap Battles of the GCRP.  You'd think you'd understand it was in relation ERB.  Common sense.  GCRP stands for Grand Crossover RP.  Check the role play thread.  Oh, and please read thoroughly before commenting.  You look like a jackass.  "Grammer".  

[coolspy74]

I tried to help, but  now you're resorting to name calling. I can no longer help you with this. I just hope when you get some helpful advice, you do not rage at others.

[Dad]

I tried to help, but  now you're resorting to name calling. I can no longer help you with this. I just hope when you get some helpful advice, you do not rage at others.

Please don't come back.