goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Welcome to Castle Aix, actually, no you're not welcome. This is private property here and you're trespassing... unless you work here, or you're Master Aix's special guest. This is the place to do all your maid roleplaying and live out your chuunibyou delusions. Also, be sure to remember to serve Master Aix his tea. Otherwise, general discussion and gossip takes place when you're off-duty, with a special focus on moe and tea.[spoiler=Located somewhere on the Horizon]Aix has converted it all to forest land for elves and beastfolk![/spoiler][spoiler=Areas of the Forest]UNKNOWN!!!![/spoiler][spoiler=The Hierarchy]The King of the ForestAixHime-samaToyoDenizens of the ForestToo many to count.[/spoiler][spoiler=Other Plot-Relevant People]That Guy Who Holds The Land Claims, but the Forest Can Be Owned by No One So He Just Sits Around Eating BananasMonkey = >[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernaLiza Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Omg, this guy has a castle? How do I transfer all of my assets to him immediately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I assume you have to go through the head maid to get in touch with him at the moment. Try becoming a maid~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 um  The Landlord To Whom Aix Pays Tribute  raine pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 um  The Landlord To Whom Aix Pays Tribute  raine pls In the enemies section? => I'm afraid I'll have to converse with master directly on this matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 In the enemies section? => I'm afraid I'll have to converse with master directly on this matter.  I mean I am God enough to tear the place down with my modship of the section but  ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014  Welcome to Castle Aix, actually, no you're not welcome. This is private property here and you're trespassing... unless you work here, or you're Master Aix's special guest. This is the place to do all your maid roleplaying and live out your chuunibyou delusions. Also, be sure to remember to serve Master Aix his tea. Otherwise, general discussion and gossip takes place when you're off-duty, with a special focus on moe and tea. [spoiler=Located somewhere on the Horizon]Why a single man and his maids need such a large dwelling only the gods know.[/spoiler] [spoiler=Areas of the Castle]The Lord's Chambers - located at the very top of Castle Aix, it consists of a massive Master Bedroom, a study with all the state of the art technology and gaming devices, a private dining room, and a large bathroom. Considering how f***ing huge the castle is, most things occur in here.Ballroom - for throwing big parties. Has a massive diamond chandelier.Hot Springs Bathhouse - there are a hot springs located in the basements of Castle Aix, and has been renovated into a Romanesque western bathhouse. The waters have many beneficial qualities that contribute to longevity, youth, health, beauty, rejuvenation, and regeneration.Cathedral - Aix is an atheist, but he maintains this beautiful church in respect for the immaculate worksmanship and architecture. Also, some of his servants may be theists and he respects that.Portal - located on a platform leading out of the cathedral, and can open a gateway to anywhere in the Multiverse.Kitchens - located on the massive kitchens equipped to serve thousands.Servants' Quarters - located on the lower levels of the main Keep. They are furnished well enough to support the royal families of lesser countries, but Aix has given these dormitories to his maids. The Butler's quarters and the Head Maid's quarters are each twice the size of the rest.Reception Center - Where Aix receives his lesser guests that he does not offer the honour of visiting the main keepGuard Outpost - Aix isn't afraid of anyone so this is currently unmanned.Village - the dwelling of the civilians in Aix's dominion. They pay taxes and offer sacrifices to him.[/spoiler] [spoiler=The Household]The Lord and Master of the Household Aix Butler Butlerjan Solo  Head Maid Toyo  Maids Too many to count. [/spoiler] [spoiler=The Enemies]That Guy Who Thinks He Stands a Chance Striker  That Guy Who Operates a Tea Shop but Won't Pay His Taxes British Soul  That Hobo in the Background Who Mutters About The End of the World A Background Character  The Imp That Sits in the Cathedral Basement Hellspawn Sage [/spoiler]  Do I atleast get to kill people who enter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernaLiza Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 How do I becomes a maid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I mean I am God enough to tear the place down with my modship of the section but  ok Night is my god last I checked so you aren't quite god enough. And Master is an atheist.  Did I mention I can also make words come out of your mouth? :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Did I mention I can also make words come out of your mouth? :> Â This, pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmoe Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I am now changing worship to Mugendramon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I am now changing worship to Mugendramon. Â Don't you dare stand up to Night. Night is the One True God of YCM. Â I just happen to own the plot of land aix built his shit house on. God powers notwithstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernaLiza Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Toyo, can I be a maid? I'll let someone rename me Lizatashi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Toyo, can I be a maid? I'll let someone rename me Lizatashi. Okay, you are hired. Â Everyone, welcome your new kouhai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernaLiza Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Yay. Here's your tea, master. ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Welcome RaikouLiza! I hope you have as much fun serving master as Raine I does!  Master has approved giving you a mention, Mugendramon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 There is an urgent order of business that must be attended to immediately.The maids need a theme song.Like something to hum while cleaning.Suggestions... 3... 2... 1... go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernaLiza Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 The tune from Minecraft!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Syt7p2Iv0  More suggestions to come as I go, master. Granted this one was somewhat jovial. EDIT:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIFV8UUs1-c  I actually have about 5 attempts coming up, master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernaLiza Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Liza can't think of anything, master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Where is Toyo when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 As I said in the other thread; if I was to join your cause, would I not need to pay my taxes, and would I require a change of avi or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 You must consult master about the taxes issue, but I am somewhat sure that avis OR names must be changed, preferably the former.  Any of the three openings to The World God Only Knows or  the song "This Game" seem like they may be good.  Since the head maid and master are away at the moment, I'm afraid your request shall have to wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6kAINs8Q6I[/media] Master, I believe this is the perfect song for maids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I hope you like my service, Master~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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