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The worst Pokemon Rp Ever (Seriously)


King K. Azo

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So, after being subjected to the worst rp ever, I have decided to share it with all of you. However, it is so long, I have to split it up. Here is the backstory of it before the rp begins. Have fun.

 


 

Our rp focuses in a character named Jay. He was Zekrom, who somehow after the events after Black and White, was captured by a team called Team Eclipse. He was experimented on, which turned him into a featureless baby. Like, a baby without a face. Or colors. Just baby blob. Suddenly Arcues himself said 'funk you', and teleported baby blob to a family part of Lance's dragon clan. When they touched the baby, it was given form, giving it green hair and Super Saiyan eyes.

 

He grew with a little sister name Annie. The family went on a boat, and Gyaradoses attacked, capsizing the boat. Luckily for Jay, Latios and Latias were passing by and save the boy at the cost of their own life. For some reason. And they also saved no one else. However, they left behind eggs that hatch into Shiny Latias and Shiny Latios, who became Jay's pokemon. He was found by Lance, who raised him from then on out.

 

Jay was terrified of pokemon, and was afraid of them, despite the fact he had a good relationship with the Latios and Latias. Lance forced him to train pokemon however.

 

Later in life, He joined the International Police, like Looker, and somehow also joined Team Rocket. He met a woman named Angel, and they had sex. Then Giovanni was like, 'Here, have my organization' and Jay became leader of Team Rocket. Interpol got sick of 'being shown up' by Jay, so they sent to Orre, where apparently nothing happens. And this is where the story begins....

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In this part, we meet Dan, the single piece of sanity, at least in the beginning. Dan's family was Eevee breeders, and he had team of an Espeon named Kimberly, a Umberon named Adam, a Vaporoen named Billy, a Jolteon named Trini, a Flareon named Jason, and a Leafeon named Tommy. Kimberly and Tommy were mates, Adam is Kim's brother, Jason is Tommy's brother, and the other two are Kim and Tom's kids.

 

Yes, it is important to know.

 

Kim wants to funk Dan. The Espeon wants to funk her trainer. This is also important.

 

Gang wars break out in Orre... In the Pyrite part. The lone female member of Dan's group was named Sarah, and she crushed on Dan, Dam crushed on her, and they asked each other out. The day before that date was scheduled, the group got into a fight, mad Sarah got knocked out and injured, fractures in the left leg. An Elbow strike caused her to bleed.

 

She survived, but had to take pain medience. Rose, Dan's little sister/cousin (which is inspired by Kirito minus incest, but still, Kirito) accidentally overdosed Sarah, she died, and gang collapse. Dan yelled at Rose, Rose cried and ran away, and the second in command called Dan a douche. Gang fell apart.

 

Three years later, Baby Blob comes to Orre....

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