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The worst Pokemon Rp Ever (Seriously)


King K. Azo

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So, do you remember, Gwen? The Gardevoir/Chandelure fusion that was rescued and adopted by the mentally unstable daughter of Baby Blob, and her boyfriend that got out of jail early because he was 'sorry'? The one that had a twin sister who somehow sacrificed herself in order to save Gwen?

 

Turns out she was not dead. She was living inside Gwen's mind for all these years. Calling herself Carol, she lived in Gwen's head until the age of 12.

 

When Baby Blob and the rest of the family found out about her, they decided to clone Gwen, and using psychics hacks, moved Carol's mind into the body, this giving letting Carol live her own life.

 

This is important, because despite my characters appearing and EVIL looming on the horizon, she took up most of the screen time of the arc.

 

For you see, as Carol went to school, she discovered something life changing. She discovered... SHE WAS A LESBIAN!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!! She met Janet, a 15 year old with a similar secret, which is that SHE WAS A LESBIAN!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!! The two started dating, but Carol was afraid to call her anything other than her friend around her family, in fear of what they might do of they find out SHE WAS A LESBIAN!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!

 

You might be calling me callous for making fun of 'the only realistic aspect of the Worst Pokemon RP', to which I say, it's the Worst Pokemon RP. They, of course, f***ed it up. Instead of it being a character arc, one that they eventually resolve, it became the main focus of the arc, overshadowing the fact there are bad guys that want to kill them. Anyways, back to the arc.

 


 

Ali and her twins Carol and Gwen were walking into town when they saw Rock. The boy was lost, and trying to find his way to Kanto (they were in Johto). Ali was about to be nice and help Rock when Reshiram came out of nowhere and dive bombed Rock. Ali, immediately recognizing Reshiram, figured out who Rock was and called him dangerous, because he 'got Baby Blob killed'. Rock tries to point out all he did was give directions to a clone that looked exactly like Baby Blob, and thus had no malice towards the family.

 

Ali was not convinced, but decided to 'give Rock a chance'. They used their super special morphers to turn Reshiram human, to which we discovered she turns into a girl about Rock's age (about 20 years old) instead of her brother Baby Blob's age, about 30-something years old. This is never explained why this was the case.

 

Reshiram immediately clinged to Rock because she was convinced he was the Hero of Truth, which really sucked for Rock, because even though Baby Blob's family thought Rock was scum, they treated Reshiram as Baby Blob Zekrom's sister. Giving her the name Robyn, Ali and her girls then took Rock and Robyn all the way to Seven Island, where the Knights and Nitsuas lived.

 

Seven Island was pretty much a paradise, where rich people live, Pokemon ran free, Suicune runs around, exclusively cleaning their lakes and no one else's, and Xerenas lived in their forest in her tree mode, giving life to all the trees.

 

Drew was being an ass, and seeing that Rock was there, challenged him to a fight. There was no clear winner, except that Drew was being an ass while it happened. The Pokemon turned humans were cool with Rock, but the kids really didn't like him.

 

As a peace offering, Kim have Rock an Eevee egg, one that was not made by f***ing Dan, but by f***ing Tommy the Leafeon. She f***s the both of them whenever she wanted.

 

Rock left to be alone, seeing as a clingy Reshiram and Baby Blob's family was exhausting to deal with. He found a cave within a mountain, and inside was Regigias! The legend, angry to be awakened, went to attack Rock, but since Rock spent a large portion of his life living with Rhyhorns and wrestling Machokes, he knew how to counterattack.

 

He dodged he attack and ran up the legendary's arm, punching it in the face. The punch didn't do much, but Regigias did stumble back in shock and tripped over a stone, falling over. It then calmed down, looking down at Rock and patting his head before GTFO-ing of Baby Blob's island and disappearing in the sunset.

 

Even I wasn't immune to the stupid in the beginning.

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He dodged he attack and ran up the legendary's arm, punching it in the face. The punch didn't do much, but Regigias did stumble back in shock and tripped over a stone, falling over. It then calmed down, looking down at Rock and patting his head before GTFO-ing of Baby Blob's island and disappearing in the sunset.

 

this isn't the worst pokemon rp it's the best pokemon rp

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