Modern Kommunist Skred

[Resident Fascist]

 

Komrades:

4 Boros Reckoner

4 Magus of the Moon

2 Goblin Dark-Dwellers

1 Obsidian Fireheart

1 Stormbreath Dragon

 

Kremlin's Favourites:

1 Blasphemous Akt 

4 Stalinium Bolt of Lightning xaxaxaxaxa))))

4 Molten Rain

2 Pryoklasm

4 Skred

3 Volkanic Fallout AKA: Stalin's Mixtape

2 Blood Moon

 

Premiers:

4 Koth of the Hammer and Sickle

 

Motherlands:

2 Skrying Sheet of Slav

20 Snow-Covered Mountain

 

Welcom komrad. If you is here, then you is obviously true kommunist! fascist pig take over modern format with dirty imperialist fetkh and shok land. do not worry komrad, kremlin has provided us with stronk dek to destroy fascist pig once and for all! first we look at komrades who help us in this endevour, or go to gulag. first we have boros rekoner, very slav. he sakrifice himself for good of motherland. Magus of the Moon make like kommunism and reduce fascist pig to true equality! only we are more ekual than them, komrad. Goblin Dark-Dweller allow stronk soviet people to fight back against dirty kapitalist who take all our spell! also cannot be block except by two dirty kapitalist! Obsidian Fireheart is next. let me tel u stori komrad. bak in the winter of 1942, when i wer a yung gal, we burnt our wing to stay warm, and when we run out of wing, we burn mekanic. when run out of mekanic, we burn grass, because motherland willing to sakrifice herself for good of soviet people. use to burn silly fascist pigs. stormbreath dragon truly symbol of soviet supremacy on battlefield. immune to silly kapitalist removal like path to white house. ha! take that, kapitalist swine! when fed true russian vodka, becomes 7/7 and burns fascist pig for their entire bank! 

 

 the kremlin has also provide us with several sekrit taktiks shud our komrads get behind on battlefield. blasphemous akt cost less for each komrad on battlefield, and often sends all to gulag. stalin's personal favorit, stalinium bolt blasts target fascist, imperialist or kapitalist swine for 3 soviet damaeg! molten rain destroy enemy fascist position and punishes the bourgeoisie westeners xaxaxa)))) Pryoklasm is weaker than tsar bomba, but still stronk enough to retake kuba from kapitaist! gulag for u!  skred is deck namesake, deals damage for more of motherland we control, can be used on boros rekoner to deal huge damage to amerikan fascist face! Volkanic Fallout is example of superior soviet nuklear tek! cannot be stop! and deals damage to entire planet! finally, blod moon is true kommunist kard. make everyone ekual, for the motherland.

 

 nekt we have premier koth. he is kossack and make lots of metal for soviet union by sending dissidents to gulag. he also able to summon fury of motherland, able to beat even the stronkest of amerikan kapitalist in battle! finally, we have squating sheet of slav, kome with free addidas traksut, and finds us more ukraine land to occupy!

 

 now u is educate on kommunism! for the motherland, komrad!

 

[Simping For Hina]

Boom//Bust if you're playing GDD. Blood Moon over Magus at full numbers