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Achmed the Dead Terrorist finds his waifu


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I'm pretty damn sure bestiality is illegal.


But seeing as how you're already dead, I can't do much else with ya.


Unless of course I hand you over to the U.S. government.


I'm sure they wouldn't mind experimenting on a living corpse.


Maybe have them tickle your funny bone a bit.


Then again, you might like that.


You make me sick.


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I'm pretty damn sure bestiality is illegal.

But seeing as how you're already dead, I can't do much else with ya.

Unless of course I hand you over to the U.S. government.

I'm sure they wouldn't mind experimenting on a living corpse.

Maybe have them tickle your funny bone a bit.

Then again, you might like that.

You make me sick.

Silence! I kill you!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

You?

Kill me?

You're not just dead.

You're delusional too.

But I'm a fan of your work.

So I'll let you choose how my next victim dies instead.  How's that?

Oh, that's easy. First, you are going to dress as Santa Clause. Then, you are going to hide a bomb underneath your coat. That way, when everyone comes up to tell you what they want for Christmas, you can blow them up! They will never see it coming. Or you can just tell them to look over there. Kind of old school, but effective.

 

Imean as long as she's fine with getting boned, I don't really see a problem with it.

No one has better bones than me. Wait, what?
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Oh, that's easy. First, you are going to dress as Santa Clause. Then, you are going to hide a bomb underneath your coat. That way, when everyone comes up to tell you what they want for Christmas, you can blow them up! They will never see it coming. Or you can just tell them to look over there. Kind of old school, but effective.

 

 

Subtle.

Effective.

But it's not December quite yet.

I'll put this plan on the back burner.

And in exchange for giving me an idea, I won't hand you over.

I appreciate your cooperation Achmed.

I'm willing to overlook your next crime.  Choose wisely.

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