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my payment is me noticing your thread and being the first to post in it

 

". . . Fair enough, here you go"

 

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"AK-47's from Russia" 

 

 

i want a s s and t i d d i e s

 

 

"I don't know if you can't read or something but I said you need to post something in the form of payment before I will give you something."

 

"But I'm feeling a bit generous today so here you go...."

 

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".....have some weed"

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This seems to be an awfully tame black market. But here's your payment.

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"Alright then, a GIF as payment"

 

"Here is what you get"

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I want all your money

 

my payment will be 1 ghost rare shapesnatch

 

"You want my money? Alright then"

 

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"I hope you can store 5 million 1 dollar bills"

 

I want my payment back. 

 

My payment will be my request.

 

"Here is what you get"

 

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"A gang that has been ordered to kill you"

 

Why it gotta be a black market?  Smh.

 

"Hey, I'm not the one who makes the name for the market"

 

"Since you did not give any payment, here...."

 

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"......have a complementary candy cane"

YEAHHH

 

Where's the whitemarket? Or is that just wholefoods

 

"Speaking of Whole Foods..."

 

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"...have a salad"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_market

 

E V E R Y T H I N G I S R A C I S T L E T ' S B U R N D O W N T H E E N T I R E W O R L D.

 

 

 

Um, for completely totally unrelated reasons, I'd like a flamethrower.

 

"I'll accept your 'White market' link as payment"

 

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"You get a double rainbow"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"...........and a flame thrower"

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Trying to kill me wont do anything.

 

Now give me a cup of tea.

 

 

My payment shall be me retracting my last request.

 

"Very well then, here you go"

 

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"You get Hitler Cat"

 

Here's some Viva Puffs! Marshmallowy chocolate-coated goodness!  

 

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"You give me a delicious treat, I give you a delicious treat that may or may not be illegal in your state."

 

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"Weed Cookies"

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I will give you... five "WWE Wrestler" cards.

 

They are like Exodia so you know they are lit.

 

In return, I want my Number 666: Illuminati Confirmed.

 

Number 666: Illuminati Confirmed

DARK Rank 6

Beast/Xyz/Effect

3 Level 6 DARK monsters

Control of this card cannot shift. Once on your turn, detach 1 Xyz Material (or 2 if possible) from this card and target one monster your opponent controls: Take control of that monster until your opponent's next End Phase. When this card battles a Beast-Type monster: This card gains 100 ATK x the Level of that Beast-Type monster.

ATK/4600 DEF/2060

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"I haven't been keeping up my business here at YCM, mainly because there was better business elsewhere. But now I'm back to give you new items from the black market.

 

I will give you... five "WWE Wrestler" cards.

They are like Exodia so you know they are lit.

In return, I want my Number 666: Illuminati Confirmed.

Number 666: Illuminati Confirmed

DARK Rank 6

Beast/Xyz/Effect

3 Level 6 DARK monsters

Control of this card cannot shift. Once on your turn, detach 1 Xyz Material (or 2 if possible) from this card and target one monster your opponent controls: Take control of that monster until your opponent's next End Phase. When this card battles a Beast-Type monster: This card gains 100 ATK x the Level of that Beast-Type monster.

ATK/4600 DEF/2060

One question: How rare are these five WWE cards?
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I want a flesh peeler.

 

In exchange I will give you a stack of 80 sanity repair kits and my +1/+4 !!Legendary Box of Mysteries!!. I pulled it from the pocket of a Chaos Tyrant last week and every day you can look inside and a random item will be there. It resets at 12:00am GMT. 

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Like, onlytheguywhomadethemwhichismecangetthem rare.

They are my entire deck strategy.

 

"Alright then, but if it turns out these cards are fake, you're gonna regret it."

 

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"Wasn't that hard to find."

 

 

I want a large stash of Multiply for my army. My payment is not killing you or your associates when I reign over heaven and earth

 

"Sorry kid, but I can't accept your payment...mainly because it's a load of bull. First of all, a kuriboh ruling heaven and earth? Are you kidding me? It's not gonna happen. Second of all, I usually accept payment that has value to it, like an item or a service, not some promise which you may forget. But here, have something for free until you come back with actually payment."

 

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"Comeback Twinkies."

 

I want a flesh peeler.

 

In exchange I will give you a stack of 80 sanity repair kits and my +1/+4 !!Legendary Box of Mysteries!!. I pulled it from the pocket of a Chaos Tyrant last week and every day you can look inside and a random item will be there. It resets at 12:00am GMT. 

 

"Payment accepted."

 

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"Here's a flesh peeler."

 

 

 

 

"Also, I would like to mention that if anybody wants a random item from the black market, just ask me AND bring payment, and I'll do that."

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"Sorry kid, but I can't accept your payment...mainly because it's a load of bull. First of all, a kuriboh ruling heaven and earth? Are you kidding me? It's not gonna happen. Second of all, I usually accept payment that has value to it, like an item or a service, not some promise which you may forget. But here, have something for free until you come back with actually payment."

 

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Normally I would execute you for blasphemy but cuz I need the multiply I'll just give you my dough

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