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YES! ME DADDY!

 

FIRST POST!

 

Go cut me a switch.  You're gettin' lashes.

 

Good luck lmao.

 

You've been punished enou--wait no.  I'm revoking your title of Graphics King.  >:/

 

 

Heh. Sure.

 

Toot de sweet.  Go to your room and twiddle dee twiddle da your thumbs until they're bloody stumps.  If you have thumbs left when I see you again, I'm cuttin' em off.

 

 

Yes

 

Go get my gimp gear.

 

Bring it

 

I'm officially revoking your RP license.  You can't host or post for the next year.  That means no OOCs, no brainstorming, and no fun.

 

 

Oi

 

You have to live with Cowcow in a dorm for the next week.

 

hey guys hows it going kripparian here

 

Your relationship with Enguin is no longer plutonic.

 

daddy hurt me

 

Okay.  Find me some hot coals and a steel bar.  Then lie on your stomach.  If you scream, I add more heat.

 

 

 

Don't make me change your name back, DJ.

 

The best and most appropriate way for Dad to punish us as his children is if he spontaneously disappears from the forum and leaves us with single mom Sakura.

 

How dare you stereotype me.  You get it twice now.

 

I do.

 

 

Who the funk are you?  Go get my branding steel so I can mark you.

 

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You're not innocent.  Now go to your room until I'm ready to come in and strangle you.

 

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And for this, I'm going to be referring to you as Smear Jr.

 

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RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

 

What did I do wrong?! :O

Everything.

 

GET IN THE GOD DAMN ROBOT, SETH, OR SO HELP ME

 

Is it because I wouldn't get in the box to Canada? 

 

You.  YOU.  You ain't goin' to Canada no more.  You're goin' to the single most depressing, lifeless, scum filled sheet hole on earth.  

 

Miami, Florida.

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Smear is defo the Jr of me.

 

Not anymore, you peasant.  You are hereby sentenced to cater to Smear's every need for the next ten minutes.  No matter the request.

 

 

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Oh good, you found it.  Now help me put it on.

 

But I'm not Zai. qq

 

Zai, Marth.  Same duck with swords on steroids.  GET IN THE ROBOT.

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