U - Union Emulator
1 Union monster
When this monster is Link Summoned, you may send 1 Union monster from your deck to the graveyard to treat this monster's name, attribute, type, and effect as that monster's, in addition to its own, and if the sent monster's ATK is higher than that of this monster, change this monster's ATK to that of the sent monster. If this card does not have a Union monster equipped to it, once per turn, you may perform 1 of the following:
- Equip an appropriate Union monster from your hand or deck to this monster.
- Send a Union monster from your hand or deck to the graveyard; equip an appropriate Union monster with a different name from the graveyard to this monster.
In either case, that monster cannot unequip itself from this monster until your opponent's next End Phase.
Let's have some fun: a Link monster with an unhelpful self-destruction effect. Note: "unhelpful" can mean different things things. It might mean that it does nothing to help, or it might mean that it does something helpful but at a much higher cost than that helpful thing was worth, thus making it a net loss. Interpret "unhelpful" however you wish.