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I'm pretty sure I have gone insane by doing this, but whatever. YCM, do your worst. I expect no mercy in this roast.

 

Roasting Fodder

 

Note: Feel free to set restrictions, mods. Your call. I'm just not setting any at this point.


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You should've posted a recent picture.  Also, try this on reddit.  r/roastme

 

If it gets outta hand somehow, I'll step in.


 

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You should've posted a recent picture.  Also, try this on reddit.  r/roastme

 

If it gets outta hand somehow, I'll step in.

 

I keep my social media stuff and the like to a minimum. And damn, I should have. One sec...


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ur a potato

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and not a cenk potato



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Potato fries

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RHYMING RESPONSES TO MY STATUS FILL ME UP WITH GLADNESS. I TRY TO ENAMOUR BUT THEY PULL BANHAMMERS I WONDER WHAT THAT IS???
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Still going strong! 8)



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I would, but to be honest I don't want to deal with you passive aggressively complaining about it for years to come.

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Oh you poor, poor thing.  Please don't do this to yourself.


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I would, but to be honest I don't want to deal with you passive aggressively complaining about it for years to come.


Under the impression I'd use this against people. Oh please, this is purely for enjoyment. Hell, might as well experience being roasted now before my Fraternity roasts me. Now then, care to roast?

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Under the impression I'd use this against people. Oh please, this is purely for enjoyment. Hell, might as well experience being roasted now before my Fraternity roasts me. Now then, care to roast?

 

That was the roast


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That was the roast


Heh, good one then. *looks over head and sees a joke*

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Boy, I thought you were a football striker but from your image it looks like you've never even seen sunlight, let alone exercised



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i bet you call yourself striker and not stricken because punches just bounce off your enormous gut


to be fair tho your head looks almost perfectly egglike. Too bad it's ostrich egg sized as well



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you know, if you mooched off rai some more, maybe your point count could match your weekly calorie intake



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for an oregonian you sure don't look like you use the landscape when you look like you've never mountaineered, climbed, or skiied ever



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Is that all?

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This is depressing levels of needy. I don't understand what is going on in your life that would make you this desperate for attention, but trust me when I say you will get through this. It's going to be okay, Nathan.


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Is that all?

I don't think you understand the scope of what you are requesting. i could some roast some people all day every day, but i have never, and could never, roast somebody whom i have absolutely 0 grudge against. you have never done anything to me that would inspire me to roast you, and in fact, have actually made a good impression on me during my time in this forum. therefore, no matter what you look like, in my mind, i simply cannot make any good jokes about you. if you really want a roasting, i might be able to make some small jokes, but i can't even understand why you have such a desire, so i can barely even do that much. and i believe that applies to many other members of this forum as well in regards to you.


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they say a lack of any interest whatsoever is the worst roast you could get


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I don't think you understand the scope of what you are requesting. i could some roast some people all day every day, but i have never, and could never, roast somebody whom i have absolutely 0 grudge against. you have never done anything to me that would inspire me to roast you, and in fact, have actually made a good impression on me during my time in this forum. therefore, no matter what you look like, in my mind, i simply cannot make any good jokes about you. if you really want a roasting, i might be able to make some small jokes, but i can't even understand why you have such a desire, so i can barely even do that much. and i believe that applies to many other members of this forum as well in regards to you.


I'm going to be roasted by my Fraternity in the next month as a tradition for the outgoing Seniors. Might as well try to get that experience now? *shrugs*

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