Bandit Keith Rap

[MewMew3]

Drafting Season 3 is very hard and boring so I made this for the lulz.

 

{{Solo}}
My name’s Bandit Keith,

Kid I got you beat,

‘Gainst me there’s no retreat.

Go, Barrel Dragon,

Grind ‘im to minced meat!

 

Nobody is my friend,
I always set the trend,

I make no amends.

I’ll take gay ass Yugioh

And make it great again!

 

{{Chorus}}
Nobody is my friend,
I always set the trend,

I make no amends.

I’ll take gay ass Yugioh

And make it great again!

 

{{Solo}}

I’ll always be the best,

Yugi’s a dumb mess,
Kaiba’s sexless.

Joey’s dad is drunk,

His son’s dumber than the rest.

Pegasus is a fruity bun,

Hated by his stepson.
By me he’s overdone!
Toon Word’s where he screws little kids,

‘cause he’s Michael Jackson!

 

{{Chorus}}
Nobody is my friend,
I always set the trend,

I make no amends.

I’ll take gay ass Yugioh

And make it great again!

 

{{Solo Improv}}
GX is bullshit!
5Ds is unfit!

Xezal’s my armpit!
Arc-V is crazy sheet!

 

Synchros are dumb!
Xyzs make me numb!
Pendulums are scum!
Link Summon’s a bad run!

 

Konami’s got no teeth!
It can’t take the heat!
Duelists gotta’ be upbeat!

For the return of Bandit Keith!

 

{{Chorus}}
Nobody is my friend,
I always set the trend,

I make no amends.

I’ll take gay ass Yugioh

And make it great again!

 

{{Solo}}
My name’s Bandit Keith,

Kid I got you beat,

‘Gainst me there’s no retreat.

Go, Barrel Dragon,

Grind ‘im to minced meat!

 

Nobody is my friend,
I always set the trend,

I make no amends.

I’ll take gay ass Yugioh

And make it great again!

 

{{Chorus}}
Nobody is my friend,
I always set the trend,

I make no amends.

I’ll take gay ass Yugioh

And make it great again!

 

{{Coda}}
Bringin’ in the pain.

Bringin’ in the pain.

I’m Bandit Keith,

I’ll make Yugioh great again.

 

Bringin’ in the pain.

Bringin’ in the pain.

Bringin’ in the pain.

Make Yugioh great again.