BREAKING NEWS: Winter's brother leads bloody campaign against YCM, several mods and a groundhog injured

[Just Crouton]

 

 

About an hour ago, a militia led by Summer, brother of recently banned Winter, rampaged through YCM, injuring several members, including 3 mods, and a groundhog.

 

Earlier today, evilfusion, who delivered Winter's swift and highly controversial banning, received a disturbing package in the mail containing the eyes of a groundhog and a note that said "SEE NO SHADOW, SEE NO sheet."

 

Later, fellow moderator Sakura was found under a dilapidated boat, showing signs that his OS was replaced with Windows Vista.

 

"Sakura tried over and over to tell me what happened, but then he said he had to update, then he shut down" evilfusion told YCM News.

 

Shortly after, members from the Aesthetics section discovered that Night's coffin was mysteriously thrown into the ocean with him still in it. No one has bothered to retrieve the forum's favorite vampire as of yet.

 

For whatever reason, Striker's car was stacked on top of several sacks of rotten potatoes.

 

Summer sent an image (pictured above) to the surviving mods. YCM News has identified the people in the photo alongside Summer.

 

Asian, Black's evil twin, expert in math and computers.

Pengui, Enguin's evil twin, and leader of the KMS militia.

French Spectre, British Soul's evil twin, and espionage expert.

GOODSYNCHRO, evilfusion's evil brother, and lemonade stand tycoon.

Bisonspring, Dysonslinky's evil sister, a master of hand-to-hand combat.

SupremeOCC, UltimateIRS's evil brother, professional money launderer.

Carl the Cow, Lord Cow's evil brother, and well-known Mega Bloks and ceiling fan trafficker.

Iar, Rai's evil twin, and master assassin.

Kook, Koko's evil twin, an expert in magic-based arson.

Paigoose, Zaiduck's evil sister, torture expert.

And finally, Ordersixtysix, Chaosix's evil brother, expert in chemical warfare.

 

Attempts have been made to reach the YCMPD, but Goose is unavailable and MACHISMO is assumed to still be in the Delta Quadrant.

 

Hi I'm Dad declined to comment, marching towards Summer and his legion of supervillains with a belt.

 

Zaiduck, YCM's PR mod, has yet to give a public statement, prompting some to call for his head.

 

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I want to rep this like 4 more times this was great.

[BANZAI!!!!]

^ Same, but I'm too busy calling in favors and prepairing my mech for the coming confrontation. Dad's gonna need some backup.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

Money well spent.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

And now you guys know who was my inspiration for my own BREAKING NEWS threads as well as CowCow threads.

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

Too bad that was my android that you found underneath the boat, and not actually me.

 

Now if you excuse me, I have preparations to take care; doesn't look like I'll be coming out of the upcoming war without scratches; that much is certain. That, and retrieve Night from wherever he is in the ocean.

[Thomas★Zero]

The picture looks more like Summers legion of doom rather then it being surviving members, I mean their all evil opposites.

[Dad]

>with a belt

Obviously you don't understand what kind of parent I would be.

^ Same, but I'm too busy calling in favors and prepairing my mech for the coming confrontation. Dad's gonna need some backup.

 

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I got a whole crew.  funk I need a robot for?

[Tourmaline]

Enguin's evil twin is EndUser.

[BANZAI!!!!]

>with a belt

Obviously you don't understand what kind of parent I would be.

 

 

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I got a whole crew.  funk I need a robot for?

Why would you NOT want a giant battle robot?