Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 CowCow said it all happened so fast. One minute he saw members of the cow militia. The next minute, fourteen enemy cows are ded. Now, I know what you're thinking; Did CowCow fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, CowCow kinda lost track himself. CowCow is reported to have said: "But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to moo yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, steak?" And yes, the surviving enemy cow felt lucky, but, that's because those jerks interrupted CowCow's lunch time. He was very hungry and was in the mood for pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 This Carl the Cow sounds like the kind of cow to buy sh*tty discount henchcows. Having 14 cows die from only 5-6 bullets and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 This Carl the Cow sounds like the kind of cow to buy sh*tty discount henchcows. Having 14 cows die from only 5-6 bullets and whatnot.I use rubber bullets; they bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas★Zero Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Carl the Cow must feel like a udder disgrace for losing all his henchmen so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 I use rubber bullets; they bounce.Don't lie. You're just that badass cuz you re-loaded three times in the middle of a intense situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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