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ALERT: CowCow has been taken hostage by grizzly bears.


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CowCow and several of his friends went out for a camping trip. Aside from CowCow falling out from the back of the livestock trailer during the road trip, everything went fine. They hiked, they ate marshmallows, they gathered around the campfire and sung the campfire song, etc.

 

The good times came to an end when Hi I'm Dad abruptly left for vague reasons. At least five grizzly bears were lying in wait to abduct CowCow, but, was afraid of the ass whooping Dad would give. With him gone, the bears pounced. One bear held the other campers back with a M249 Machine Gun strapped to his back while the other bears lassoed CowCow. The bears then forced CowCow to come with them.

 

The bears are demanding a truckload of milk, two giant steaks, and a helicopter to the Bahamas. If their demands are not net, they will begin to ruthlessly tickle CowCow. We have received word that Dad has been notified and is prepared for a covert rescue mission after he recovers from his hangover. If you have any information, contact Dad and maybe he won't whoop your ass.

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