Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 CowCow and several of his friends went out for a camping trip. Aside from CowCow falling out from the back of the livestock trailer during the road trip, everything went fine. They hiked, they ate marshmallows, they gathered around the campfire and sung the campfire song, etc. The good times came to an end when Hi I'm Dad abruptly left for vague reasons. At least five grizzly bears were lying in wait to abduct CowCow, but, was afraid of the ass whooping Dad would give. With him gone, the bears pounced. One bear held the other campers back with a M249 Machine Gun strapped to his back while the other bears lassoed CowCow. The bears then forced CowCow to come with them. The bears are demanding a truckload of milk, two giant steaks, and a helicopter to the Bahamas. If their demands are not net, they will begin to ruthlessly tickle CowCow. We have received word that Dad has been notified and is prepared for a covert rescue mission after he recovers from his hangover. If you have any information, contact Dad and maybe he won't whoop your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Problem Solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Problem Solved!didn't work all you did was made it worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Done. I also heard that the pigs are actually bulls in a costume, so I got my artillery from heaven. Mind the watermarks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Done. I also heard that the pigs are actually bulls in a costume, so I got my artillery from heaven. Mind the watermarks. You weren't actually supposed to negotiate with them. Now CowCow is ded and the bears have fled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frost King Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 You weren't actually supposed to negotiate with them. Now CowCow is ded and the bears have fled.You have failed the mission. We'll get 'em next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Should've tried to turn it off and on again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Here's the life restart buttonOr Turn Off if you want to casually suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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