Massive brawl between CowCow's Cattle Pimp Squad and Carl the Cow's G-Cattle reported on the farm.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

It all started like a normal day for the Cattle Pimp Squad. They were takin' over the barns and getting all the female cows. CowCow, who was wearing a fedora, sunglasses, and lots of jewelry, was bragging about how good his dairy products are.

 

However, reports indicate that Carl and his boys approached them in an aggressive manner, with Carl saying this: "Give it a few months. CowCow and his milk gonna be more obsolete that Soulja Boi's rap career" which was meant by a wave of moos by the other cows watching, the moos meaning "oooohhhh cowcow better have burn heal".

 

CowCow lowered his sunglasses to glare at Carl, before countering with this: "No one will be more obsolete than ur mom. Just ask your pops. If he still around." This statement was met by the same moos from before but louder.

 

At this point, CowCow's boys and Carl's boys gathered around, glaring at each other, waiting for the other to make a move. Then, Carl spit at CowCow, which caused CowCow to ram Carl through the barn wall. After this, all the cows started beating and tackling the living sheet out of each order. It is reported many cows uploaded the footage to Farmbook.

 

As for CowCow and Carl, they had an epic brawl outside, with neither giving an itch. Eventually, they knocked each other out, but not before CowCow threw his maneuver on Carl, which is the ultimate form of disrespect on the farm.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

We need to compile an anthology of this stuff.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

We need to compile an anthology of this stuff.

Shut yo' ass up before OG CowCow whoops your jabroni ass.