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ENGUIN EXPOSED: Enguin revealed to have committed espionage against YCM.


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Enguin has been secretly talking with the Russians, Chinese, Iranians, and Pojo about his ability to sabatoge and spill key YCM secrets in exchange for the ability to be the world's most famous shitposter, and in the case of Russia, vodka. Lots of vodka.

 

It is believed YCM member Rewas accidentally stumbled upon this treachery, which is why Enguin started throwing empty beer bottles at him, but missing every single time. Scared and annoyed, Rewas went to have a meeting with covert ops commander Hi I'm Dad. It is believed Dad plans to use the good ol' belt whipping technique in the interrogation of the tratior Enguin.

 

It is believed Enguin leaked the following secrets:

 

The secret love affair between CowCow and Mirei

Hi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe

MACHISMO's massive gun collection

The fact that ABC/Torps is a dum

The location of a unamed member's lewd anime collection

British Soul's secret tea and crumpets vault

British Soul's James Bond gadgets vault

 

And many more....

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It is believed Enguin leaked the following secrets:

 

The secret love affair between CowCow and Mirei

Hi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe

 

The secret love affair between CowCow and Mirei

Hi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe

 

 

Hi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe

 

 

Enguin, I will funking cut you.

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Heavy words coming from someone who hasn't even seen the movie.

You don't need to see the full movie to know that British Soul is making a big mistake. One clip is all you need. Therefore, British Soul's statement proves that he is indeed a scrub.

 

 

You saying Raeg hasn't seen the movie? :Kappa: ...Well then/

At least I don't have a subpar defense system protecting valuable secrets. Enguin probably bypassed it while severely hungover.

 

Now the Russians and Chinese have all your secrets. Including what's actually in your closet.

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You don't need to see the full movie to know that British Soul is making a big mistake. One clip is all you need. Therefore, British Soul's statement proves that he is indeed a scrub.

I'm not a scrub or making a big mistake. I'm sure I can defend my sheet without John Wick

 

At least I don't have a subpar defence system protecting valuable secrets. Enguin probably bypassed it while severely hungover.

 

Now the Russians and Chinese have all your secrets. Including what's actually in your closet.

Noone knows the full, exact contents of my closet. I at least keep that well guarded.

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I'm not a scrub or making a big mistake. I'm sure I can defend my sheet without John Wick

 

Noone knows the full, exact contents of my closet. I at least keep that well guarded.

denial is the first step i think

 

But they know about the dragon dildos. That's all they need for blackmail. So much for being able to defend. You couldn't even defend your secret tea recipe and now it's probably being sold to North Korea as we speak. Why North Korea? Because they mistook the British as a cover for the scared American imperialists.

 

...Actually, you're right. You don't need John Wick. You need 007 himself to get that tea recipe back. Or McDonald's. Big Macs in exchange for the tea recipe.

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