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I've been disappointed twice but I trust you to deliver <3

 

Would you rather:

 

1. Have the ability to read minds but you can't turn it off, or immortality but you're paralysed from the neck down?

2. Swap the locations of your eyes and testicles, or nose and penis?

3. Be able to fly but you can no longer walk, run, or otherwise move on land or be able to teleport but each limb is transported individually at 10 second intervals and if anything comes into contact with any at either side the teleportation fails and you're left maimed or possibly dead?

4. Have no natural instinct to breath and have to constantly think about it, needing expensive and cumbersome equipment to breath for you while sleeping for fear of death, or be violently allergic to all foodstuffs apart from your own bodily secretions?

5. Understand every language but be mute, or speak every language but be deaf?

6. Have the ability to control the minds of others but doing so requires you to give control of your mind to another random person within a mile and you can only control a person for 24 hours before being returned to your own body at which point you will have to either relinquish control to the random or take over and in the process kill that original person, or have the ability to shapeshift into anything or anyone but every time you do a random person within five miles dies?

7. Never be hungry again but debilitatingly dehydrated within 2 minutes of not having a drink or never be thirsty again but permanently anorexic and bulemic with no possibility of overcoming either?

8. Be able to breathe fire but it happens every time you exhale and you can't stop it or be able to breathe underwater but you can no longer breathe outside of it?

9. Be a mod but you're despised by everyone and all of your decisions and proposals are challenged en masse or be a beloved regular member but your life's sole desire is to become a mod and everyone treats it as a joke whenever you bring it up?

10. Have the ability to time-travel but you can't control where you go or what time period, or be able to move obhects of any size with your mind but it only works while your masturbating?

11. Sacrifice yourself to save the world and everyone knows what you did and you become the most famous hero of all time or save the world and survive but nobody knows and treats you like a lunatic whenever you try to tell them?

12. Be dominated by Yui or dominate Yui yourself?

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Hello. How was your day?

 

Pretty good, thanks. I've been hanging around at my new house since my housemates have come back up to resit some exams, which has been nice. The place I live in for this year of uni is 100x nicer than the last so at least until the honeymoon phase wears off every day here will be a good one.

 

How's Sheffield? I have some family there. Anything big happen?

 

It's nice enough. Like all northern industrial cities it was hit pretty hard in the 80s but due to its size and the fact that some of the steel industry still remains (unlike coal or textiles) it's bounced back pretty well. There's been a lot of regeneration and making the place look nice and all in all it's a pretty cool place to live. Of course, I live in a particularly nice part of town so idk what my response would be if I didn't.

 

1. Opinion on the meta, if you still play nowadays on Dueling Book/online? 

 

2. What are you planning to/majoring in right now, if applicable?

 

3. Favorite food.

 

1. I don't, but last I heard everyone was playing the same deck so that doesn't sound very encouraging.

2. So in the UK instead of majors you just pick what degree you want to do when you apply but the course is only 3 years so you don't have that first year of deciding what to do. My degree is in Maths and Economics, I'll be starting my third and final year this September after which it's time for me to enter the real world, something I'm not looking forward to at all. Maybe I'll do a masters.

3. Nachos. Preferably with mounds of meat and beans and cheese and sour cream. Yummy.

 

I've been disappointed twice but I trust you to deliver <3

 

Would you rather:

 

1. Have the ability to read minds but you can't turn it off, or immortality but you're paralysed from the neck down?

2. Swap the locations of your eyes and testicles, or nose and penis?

3. Be able to fly but you can no longer walk, run, or otherwise move on land or be able to teleport but each limb is transported individually at 10 second intervals and if anything comes into contact with any at either side the teleportation fails and you're left maimed or possibly dead?

4. Have no natural instinct to breath and have to constantly think about it, needing expensive and cumbersome equipment to breath for you while sleeping for fear of death, or be violently allergic to all foodstuffs apart from your own bodily secretions?

5. Understand every language but be mute, or speak every language but be deaf?

6. Have the ability to control the minds of others but doing so requires you to give control of your mind to another random person within a mile and you can only control a person for 24 hours before being returned to your own body at which point you will have to either relinquish control to the random or take over and in the process kill that original person, or have the ability to shapeshift into anything or anyone but every time you do a random person within five miles dies?

7. Never be hungry again but debilitatingly dehydrated within 2 minutes of not having a drink or never be thirsty again but permanently anorexic and bulemic with no possibility of overcoming either?

8. Be able to breathe fire but it happens every time you exhale and you can't stop it or be able to breathe underwater but you can no longer breathe outside of it?

9. Be a mod but you're despised by everyone and all of your decisions and proposals are challenged en masse or be a beloved regular member but your life's sole desire is to become a mod and everyone treats it as a joke whenever you bring it up?

10. Have the ability to time-travel but you can't control where you go or what time period, or be able to move obhects of any size with your mind but it only works while your masturbating?

11. Sacrifice yourself to save the world and everyone knows what you did and you become the most famous hero of all time or save the world and survive but nobody knows and treats you like a lunatic whenever you try to tell them?

12. Be dominated by Yui or dominate Yui yourself?

 

gosh

1. Ability to read minds

2. Nose and penis. It fits better.

3. Flying sounds cool

4. This is a rough one. The breathing one because I don't want to die, I suppose.

5. Mute

6. Definitely the latter. I could just never do it unless I was in the middle of nowhere/

7. The former. Carrying a drink around at all times would be ok.

8. Call me motherfucking Neptune.

9. The former just sounds like being a mod so I'll take that.

10. Be able to move anything and rub one out at the same time? Sounds like a win-win.

11. Always favour staying alive.

12. oo-err

 

What games have you began playing now?

 

Hearthstone, mainly. I'm pretty good at it at this point and I really enjoy the community. A bit of Runescape too now and then.

Did they touch you inappropriately?

 

yeah

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I know you arent too into yugioh anywmore but opinions on LINKs?

 

It seems like a really lazy way to fix the issue of the game getting too fast although from what I gather it hasn't even succeeded in doing that. All it seems to be is a way to absolutely require the latest cards to be played in every deck or else you're hamstringing yourself, which I suppose isn't a surprise coming from Konami.

 

When did you learn to speak German?

 

Before I learnt to speak English, actually. My Mum is German and she taught me when I was learning to talk as a baby. There were a few months where I knew German but hadn't yet learned English.

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