Dad Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Uncle awakes to the scent of peonies and jasmine flowers on the deck of his home. A gift left to him by an admiring newcomer. He didn't get gifts often, but he was grateful that someone was thinking of him. Flowers weren't his thing, however. He preferred heavy metal, explosions, and gunfire. He pushed the potted plants into a recycling bin that he would never empty. He starts his morning coffee. A hickory roast with a single creamer, a teaspoon of sugar, and a teaspoon of honey. He mixes his brew to perfection and takes the first sip. It's disgusting and far too sweet. He'll never take on Night's recommendation for coffee again, the troll. He sighs and pours out the coffee in his sink, then settles for a simple breakfast of toast and eggs. No bacon. He didn't have the time for such luxuries. After a short but filling meal, he steps into his black dress slacks with suspenders and a white oxford button-up shirt. He completed the ensemble with a red tie and a matching black suit jacket. He puts on his best smile, but it quickly fades as he looks in the mirror. Uncle evilfusion hates suits. They're too confining, even if he does look ever so dashing. Uncle sighs and picks up his keys from the bedside nightstand. He glances longingly at his bed thinking to himself, "I can't wait to go to sleep tonight." Alas, he must be off to his daily place of work. He shuffled into his shoes and prepared to embrace the soul-crushing halls of yugiohcardmaker.net. As he entered the main building, Uncle brushed into Sakura. "Damage report," Uncle said right away. "We've got three hundred reports, most of them stemming from Debates and Miscellaneous. I handled two hundred and seventy-five of them, but there are fifteen remaining and Yui called out sick," answers Cousin Sakura. "And what of the Duck?" Uncle asks. "Darkwing, or Zai?" Cousin replies. "The one who works here," Uncle stated. ". . . so, Darkwing or Zai?" Cousin asked again. "Zai. Where is he?" Uncle says as he enters the control room. "Oh, he was just here assisting me, but I believe he got an urgent call and had to step away." "Right," Uncle says as he sits at the head of the control room. "Shut it all down." Cousin stands in shock. "Sir?" "I'm going for a drink and I don't intend to put up with their sheet today. Care to join me?" Uncle asks as he pulls the Shut Down lever for yugiohcardmaker.net "I certainly wou--" [ERROR 404] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 I am offended. I don't call out sick unless it's for one of the many RPs I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 I am offended. I don't call out sick unless it's for one of the many RPs I'm in. funking FIGHT ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 You are truly the next William Shakespeare. That was quite a magnificent read, Sir Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 And yet there's something pertaining to evilfusion that'll emerge soon.Will let him talk about it himself when the time comes. But yeah, accurate enough; I generally handle reports on-sight unless I'm either asleep (I can't stay up 24-7 doing stuff, even though it would be nice to handle other sheet), doing coursework or AFK (either on the road to/from wherever, at work or something else like my net being shot). ====Zai was around today, but yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 I would read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darj Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Simply... wonderful.Next chapter when? D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Simply... wonderful.Next chapter when? D:Please tell us. Also tell me if your going to use my family tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Please tell us. Also tell me if your going to use my family tree;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 ;)The winky face is noticed ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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