Monster Hunters

[The Frost King]

"Hello there, residents of YCM. I am Gretel and this is my brother, Hansel. As some of you may know, monsters plan to come to this site sometime in October. Me and my brother knew about this and came early to prepare and plan for their destruction. A dim-witted and unpopular user by the name of TheKing070701-“

Hey!

“-let me and Hansel use his account so we could hunt the monsters. However, something has recently come up, forcing us to abandon our monster hunt early. Since I don’t want to leave these monsters be, I’ve chosen four monster hunters to take our place. But since only one can take our place, I’ve been having trouble deciding which one. So I’ve decided to let you, the people of YCM, decide who will replace us. Now I will let TheKing070701 explain the rest.”


[spoiler=Monster Hunters]Red Riding Hood

My version of the classic fairy tale character, she is very energetic and enjoys killing wolves and baddies alike.

(F.Y.I. The picture comes from the game Sinoalice)

Waysiders
A group of ragtag train thieves that love trains and live on E.D.N. 3. And seriously, they love trains. They have the most epic cut scenes involving a train. So they hunt monsters, with trains, so yeah.
(Here at 2:46 is the Waysiders epic cut scene---->

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Handsome Jack

The self-proclaimed “Hero” of the borderlands and CEO of Hyperion, he’s here to hunt some monsters and become the hero of YCM.

Noel Vermillion

With a chest so flat that she’s often mistaken for a boy, Noel is a lieutenant for the Library and been ordered to hunt monsters. While she is an expert in combat, she is socially awkward and has a weakness for cute things.

 

[Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin]

the funk is this

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Red Riding Hood because she was one of the cards in your "Fairy Tale" archetype, and Red Riding Hood was honestly one of the best ones.

 

Also, we've already had users be called Handsome Jack and Noel Vermillion.

[The Frost King]

 

"So far, Red has the most votes. Not a surprise there, since she's usually the fan favorite. But I wouldn't be surprised if she somehow became outvoted."

[Northern Sage]

I'm a simple man. I see trains, I vote.

[TF2_The_Scout]

Wow, poor Jack. I'm voting for Red Riding Hood.

[The Frost King]

"With our replacement basically decided, let's have the reactions of the monster hunters."

 

. . .

 

Red Riding Hood

 

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yes!!! I'm number one! Thanks guys for picking me! I promise I'll do an awesome job and take down all the baddies!"

 

Waysiders

 

"While we didn't get all the votes, I'm glad we got second place."

 

 

Noel Vermillion

 

"Oh. . .I got 3rd. . ."

 

*sigh of relief*

 

"I didn't want to do it anyway."

 

 

Handsome Jack

 

 

"WHAT THE F##K?! HOW THE HELL DID A RED HOODED LITTLE GIRL, A GROUP OF TRAIN LOVING IDIOTS, AND A SCRAWNY COWARD OF A BOY GET A VOTE, BUT I GOT NOTHING?!"

 

*several deep breaths*

 

"You know what, it's fine. You guys are just a bunch of idiots for not picking the best solution to this monster problem."

 

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"Did you just call me a boy?!"

 

. . .

 

"Now with that over with, I will explain something. Me and Hansel will be here for a few days hunting monsters, but then Red Riding Hood will take over the monster hunting after I leave. So you won't have a long wait for her to arrive."