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Dr. Nefarious Tropy

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Oh, I am aware. At that moment, I was more than a little exasperated.


 


Even after 400 years, I still have not fully eliminated the annoyances of emotion.


 


Still, I've seen mention of this elsewhere. Who is this Crash Bandicoot that I've heard mentioned in reference to you? I severely hope it wasn't what I saw. If so, I feel sorry for you.


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He happens to be an exasperating vermin with a penchant for ruining the plans of "doctor" Cortex and the Great Uka Uka. He has bested me on the chance occasions we meet in spite of his severe mental handicaps, though I attribute that more to how exhausting the use of my powers are and how they leave me open for assault, rather than skill and finesse on his part.

 

My current working theory on the matter is that he is an abnormality in time, as due to Multiverse Theory, he has died quite a substantial amount of times at the hands of his many foes, myself included. However, these are not what you call the "Main Timeline", and as such they don't count in the grand scheme of things, as some unknown force seems wont to give that infernal rat as many chances or "Lives" as he sees fit to have. It is exasperating to know of the countless times that rat has died and those occasions simply not counting as far as Reality is concerned.

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That does sound absolutely grating. The only event I can personally compare to that was when I found myself under the mental control of the Mantides through the use of a modified Winger specifically to enslave us Immortals, when we are otherwise immune to such.


 


Though, excluding your temporal device, what are some of your more-favored inventions?


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Where'd you get your doctorship?

 

Doctorate, it is called a doctorate. And I studied at Madam Amberly's University of Evil, though that was just for my masters. Oxford is where I acquired my doctorate in theoretical physics that, due to my mastery of time, have become far less theoretical. I have also acquired degrees, masterships, and PhDs from Harvard and Yale as well, merely because I could.

 

 

 

That does sound absolutely grating. The only event I can personally compare to that was when I found myself under the mental control of the Mantides through the use of a modified Winger specifically to enslave us Immortals, when we are otherwise immune to such.

 

Though, excluding your temporal device, what are some of your more-favored inventions?

 

 

My tuning fork, naturally. I never go anywhere without it. I also invented a device that can unboil eggs, merely to stick it in the face of the laws of thermodynamics.

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Unlike you I do not make it my hobby to battle someone beneath me. The altercations I have with the Bandicoot are happenstance, nothing more. More to the point I have zero interest in incurring the wrath of a tubby, pseudo-Italian plumber merely because I jealously stole his girlfriend. That too, is beneath me.

Ah, now come on. Don't be like that. I'm a natural predator. I could take care of a bandicoot, no problem.

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Hmm, this must be an earlier incarnation of you, as my understanding of one Bowser Koopa was an individual who didn't beg pathetically. But I'm sure given time you will locate your spine, most likely during a visit with the doctor after being soundly thrashed by the plumber for the umpteenth time.

Look man, I'll level with you. Building ships is easy for me. Turning them into a giant combing robot is hard for my level of tech. I wanted your help because one... Something very big is coming.

 

And two... Well, I wanna show the Ooze it's not that hard to beat a bunch of kids in a giant robot.

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Look man, I'll level with you. Building ships is easy for me. Turning them into a giant combing robot is hard for my level of tech. I wanted your help because one... Something very big is coming.

 

And two... Well, I wanna show the Ooze it's not that hard to beat a bunch of kids in a giant robot.

 

My dear "King" Koopa, I doubt any efforts I provide you could ever hope to compensate for your gross incompetence. I could reach millions of years into the future to gather the most advanced technology I could find for you, and somehow you would still botch it up utterly. So I choose to wash my hands of the situation before it has even begun. The matter is between you and Ivan Ooze, leave me out of it.

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My dear "King" Koopa, I doubt any efforts I provide you could ever hope to compensate for your gross incompetence. I could reach millions of years into the future to gather the most advanced technology I could find for you, and somehow you would still botch it up utterly. So I choose to wash my hands of the situation before it has even begun. The matter is between you and Ivan Ooze, leave me out of it.

Alright, fine! Let me ask a different question then!

 

Favorite time period?

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