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I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires custom-tooled $200 cartridges at 10,000 rounds a minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapons, for 12 seconds.

Wait, oh my god, who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, but I am yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet, so go ahead and cry, baby. Hehehe, cry some more.

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Despite the fact that you called for a god, the one currently present is more than a little angry with you. Which is sad, because I am probably the one god that can make your precious Sasha more effective and fire off far more of the same bullets you worship in the same amount of time without increasing the cost.

 

Maybe not so sad, since I am not sure I would waste my time on such an effort. My adepts are more than enough to handle that task.

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Despite the fact that you called for a god, the one currently present is more than a little angry with you. Which is sad, because I am probably the one god that can make your precious Sasha more effective and fire off far more of the same bullets you worship in the same amount of time without increasing the cost.

 

Maybe not so sad, since I am not sure I would waste my time on such an effort. My adepts are more than enough to handle that task.

Mann Co. does that just fine. Heavy does not need tiny baby like you.
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