M. Night Shyamalan Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 Hello fans. My name is M. Night Shyamalan, and I am the acclaimed director of such hits as "The Village" (2004), "The Happening" (2008), and "The Last Airbender" (2010). I have been invited to join you all on this wonderful forum for the next two weeks. Or have I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 "The Last Airbender" (2010). I will never forgive you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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M. Night Shyamalan Posted October 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 I will never forgive you! Never say never friend. Though "The Last Airbender" (2010) wasn't my most acclaimed work, like "The Sixth Sense" (1999), I think it was plain to see that my writing and direction was its usual top of the line standard. The real weak point of "The Last Airbender" (2010) was in the performance of Noah Ringer as Aang. It's unfortunate that such a calamitous display of incompetence made its way into the final cut and for that the blame must lie squarely on the shoulders of editor Conrad Buff IV, rather than on acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan; me. That is an interesting alternative to plain text communication. You're a creative type. Other examples of creative types include acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, who I just so happen to be. i'm a fan of your movies, you hack director This is an excellent post, my favourite so far! You draw the viewer in with a positive statement, then BAM a twist out of nowhere that leaves them reeling and you feeling like an acclaimed writer and director, just like me, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan. I pulled a similar twist in my film "The Sixth Sense" (1999), which you should purchase from a legitimate outlet such as Amazon.com for your viewing pleasure. It is incredible how your denial appears to transcend time and space itself. Denial is a construct of the human mind, only if we give in to the illusion that we ourselves are human can we apply this limitation to our thinking. Personally I don't know if there is a higher power but I believe that if there was he'd be an acclaimed writer and director, in much the same way that I, M. Night Shyamalan, director of cult classic "Signs" (2002), am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Premier Alexander Romanov Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 Welcome, Mr. Shyamalan. I must confess, I am not the biggest fan of your works, but my wife Claire does like a good horror movie or thriller every now and then.From what she tells me, you had a bit of a slump, but you are back in business, churning out crowd-pleasing hits.If you ever want to watch something, or show something, the Presidential Theatre is all yours. All you have to do is ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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