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You seem quite resilient, especially when it seems your plumber throws you in lava every single chance he gets.

 

Your secret on the resiliency?

Surprisingly, the plumber isn't a genius. A combination of natural toughness, magic, and plenty of exerise keeps me resilient.

 

Seems something happened in Debates. You wouldn't know anything about that or our missing monsters, would you?

All I can say is that you're on the right track, asking a giant lizard. You're thinking... too small though. Think BIGGER
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If you're working so hard to kidnap Peach, why not just lock her up in a fireproof cell then melt the key with your fire breath? That way Mario can't get in, and he can't melt the bars with fireballs.

 

I seem to recall your origins stating that you were a sorcerer, but you don't seem to have used much magic lately, favoring airships and the like (not that I blame you; airships are friggin cool). Any reason you gave up on magic, or have I just been missing it this whole time?

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Why don't you send your meanest troops to Mario & Co. on the first levels of their adventures? That way it won't have any chances.

 

When will you deploy Chomp Bros. again? The last and only time they were seen was in your adventure in Superstar Saga.

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Okay, now that I'm back from weekly tennis with Ganondorf, let's answer some questions!

 

Can you down-B me

 

Yes.

 

 

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Okay, let me explain this the best I can. When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they get 'married'. On the day they do it, they dress up in very silly clothes to show that no matter how they look, they love each other. Does that make sense?

 

Why do you supply Mario with things to throw at you? And leave axes by your lava bridges?

 

Why don't you invest in zebetite security like Mother Brain?

 

We try our best, but seeing that as soon as we kidnap Peach, that pesky plumber comes rushing at us, we have to rush the job of grabbing dangerous items. As for the axe, it was supposed to make it collapse so he couldn't cross... but then we found out he could fly. Sadly, a lot of the castles just have these, and removing it takes more time than we have.

Do you know how expensive Zebetite security is?

 

 

Why does turtle man obsess over Peach princess?

 

​Beyond the obvious human attractiveness, she is the queen of a major power, one with resources that would help me people for years. On top of that... I have eight kids. She'd be a good mother for them.

 

If you're working so hard to kidnap Peach, why not just lock her up in a fireproof cell then melt the key with your fire breath? That way Mario can't get in, and he can't melt the bars with fireballs.

 

I seem to recall your origins stating that you were a sorcerer, but you don't seem to have used much magic lately, favoring airships and the like (not that I blame you; airships are friggin cool). Any reason you gave up on magic, or have I just been missing it this whole time?

 

Okay, wise guy, then how do I get her out? I want a relationship as well.

I can do magic, but Kamek is just much better than it than I, so I let him do it.

 

 

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* How delightful!
* A fellow King has joined this years Masquerade!

 

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* So, how's Junior doing?

 

 

Oh, he's doing so well. He makes his Papa so proud. Heck, all the Koopalings do. But they grow up so fast... I hope I can get them a mother before they get too old.

 

where did you get your license? do you have a license, or do you drive without one?

 

do the karts even need a license?

 

The Koopa Kingdom School of driving, of course.

I'm a monster, not an animal.

These karts do. Have you SEEN where we go?

 

 

How do you do that FASCINATING spin move of yours? I'd love to utilize it for dancing purposes, my shelled amigo~

 

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It's not easy. See, as I tuck myself in, I spin in place. My underbelly has less friction against the ground, allowing me to spin for much longer than one would think.

 

Why don't you send your meanest troops to Mario & Co. on the first levels of their adventures? That way it won't have any chances.

 

When will you deploy Chomp Bros. again? The last and only time they were seen was in your adventure in Superstar Saga.

 

My meanest have to remain behind to protect my people. Also, they could tear up the things in the Mushroom Kingdom, and we want the land as intact as possible.

Chomp Bros take a lot of training. They're an elite force that's slowly rebuilding after what the plumbers did.

 

Hahahaha. You call yourself a king, but you consider yourself a resident of the Mushroom Kingdom that Princess Peach rules? Heh, no wonder you try kidnapping her all the time. You are just a wannabe looking for legitimacy. Tisk, tisk, tisk. So, how do you really plan on rectifying your dilemma?

 

Hey, hey! Those words hurt! I am indeed a king, but I also consider myself a resident of the Mushroom Kingdom, because, to be frank, it makes the marriage process easier.

 

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If that's all it takes, then I'm already resilient enough as it is.

 

So, which kid of yours will be getting your throne later in life, Koopa?

 

Well, to be fair, it did take a comet to take you out. You're no slouch when it comes to resilience either.

 

Oooooooooooooooh. You're asking one of the touchiest subjects around the house. As of now... I'm grooming Junior to be my successor. But... should the responsiblity prove too great for him, Ludwig von Koopa is next in line.

 

"Hello, good sir! Do you enjoy Pepsi?"

 

Well, I never had one. Maybe you can let me try some?

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Well, to be fair, it did take a comet to take you out. You're no slouch when it comes to resilience either.

 

Oooooooooooooooh. You're asking one of the touchiest subjects around the house. As of now... I'm grooming Junior to be my successor. But... should the responsibility prove too great for him, Ludwig von Koopa is next in line.

 

Yeah. A comet when I return and a stupid egg back 6000 years ago...resilient as they come.

 

As for Ludwig being the next in line. It would figure as much. However, I think Jr would be better...after all...father like son.

 

Anyway, what would you do if you were trapped in a hyper-lock chamber?

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Yeah. A comet when I return and a stupid egg back 6000 years ago...resilient as they come.

 

As for Ludwig being the next in line. It would figure as much. However, I think Jr would be better...after all...father like son.

 

Anyway, what would you do if you were trapped in a hyper-lock chamber?

 

Worry about my kids. A lot.

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Who is mother of baby koopa anyway?

One Mrs. Clawdia Koopa. She passed away shortly before my first invasion of the Mushroom Kingdom though.

 

... I miss her.

 

Who is the mastermind designer of your sick airships? I wouldn't be surprised if it's you, but I have a hunch that Ludwig may be the brains behind the designs.

 

Both Ludwig and I are the brains behind the designs. Ludwig will sketch up the first draft designs, and I flesh them out to make sure they fly.

 

Is it not true that the Koopalings are not your actual spawn, with Junior being your only actual true born child?

 

This is true. I found the Koopalings around the time of Mario 2, aka Mario the Lost Levels. They were orphans... Their parents gone who knows where. Not wanting them to grow up as I did, I took them in, gave them a home, and a family.

 

Junior is my biological son. His mother has passed on though.

 

I figured this would be the case.

 

Which sounds the easiest to handle: lava or a comet?

Lava, but that's my personal bias. I'm cold blooded after all, and a comet in space doesn't sound like fun at all.
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