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Trump, the president of the United States until mere moments before this thread when you apparently took over.

Oh! The business magnate! He did run in the primaries last year, but Will Conway managed to win the nomination, and I beat him, so I am still the 46th President of the United States.

He did manage to gain a massive social media following from that campaign, which he has been using to remain a thorn in my side, antagonizing North Korea and supporting groups that are exacerbating the current racial tensions.

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What are your thoughts on the homicidal clown menace sweeping our nation once again? 

 

An absolute travesty. Of all of the things the streets need to be cleaned of, it happened to be psychotic charlatans.

At least Neo-Nazis are clearly evil. Clowns...clowns are a different story altogether...

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Oh! The business magnate! He did run in the primaries last year, but Will Conway managed to win the nomination, and I beat him, so I am still the 46th President of the United States.

He did manage to gain a massive social media following from that campaign, which he has been using to remain a thorn in my side, antagonizing North Korea and supporting groups that are exacerbating the current racial tensions.

 

Sir you appear to have quite a vivid imagination, but you are undoubtedly mistaken.

 

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An absolute travesty. Of all of the things the streets need to be cleaned of, it happened to be psychotic charlatans.

At least Neo-Nazis are clearly evil. Clowns...clowns are a different story altogether...

 

Oh, you misunderstand me, good sir, I have no issue with their psychosis. It just happens that I've got that locked down pretty good and don't want the competition. The sillies are taking orders from I THINK a supernatural fear clown located in MAINE, of all places~ Imagine that!

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I do have another question actually, just where do you get off trying to claim the presidency of the great United States of America, denying the election of Donald J. Trump in November of 2016 with your revisionist Zionist anti-American agenda?

This is just ludicrous. I fought tooth and nail to win the election. The electorate broke down and my wife had to step in as Acting President because of a situation that hadn't occurred since 1800.

And you sit there and say that some apricot with a dead mink on his head managed to win the election by saying the most ridiculous things?

 

 

Oh, you misunderstand me, good sir, I have no issue with their psychosis. It just happens that I've got that locked down pretty good and don't want the competition. The sillies are taking orders from I THINK a supernatural fear clown located in MAINE, of all places~ Imagine that!

 

...I might have a file on that occurrence. Would it happen to be a town called...Derry?

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This is just ludicrous. I fought tooth and nail to win the election. The electorate broke down and my wife had to step in as Acting President because of a situation that hadn't occurred since 1800.

And you sit there and say that some apricot with a dead mink on his head managed to win the election by saying the most ridiculous things?

 

I did not ask your opinion of PRESIDENT Trump, I asked how you dared deny his victory in spite of overwhelming evidence that it did indeed occur, and your status as a FICTIONAL CHARACTER who has NEVER been the real president of ANY sovereign nation, let alone one as great as the United States of the USA.

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Mr. President. How do you feel about running against Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson in the 2020 election? Any concerns or comments?

Funny thing about that. Due to how Presidential succession works, I am actually ineligible to run in 2020.

Since I started my term right after my friend Garrett had to resign in late 2014, I was deemed that I had served most of his term from 2013 to 2017, so that was my first term, and the current one is my second. So I cannot run in 2020 for a third term.

But I wish Mr. Johnson the best, and I hope he beats Kanye West.

The last thing this world needs is a Kardashian as First Lady.

 

I did not ask your opinion of PRESIDENT Trump, I asked how you dared deny his victory in spite of overwhelming evidence that it did indeed occur, and your status as a FICTIONAL CHARACTER who has NEVER been the real president of ANY sovereign nation, let alone one as great as the United States of the USA.

I am going to simply dismiss all of that as total delusion.

I won the 2016 election.

Not Trump.

Not Conway.

Me.

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That is an unsourced image in response to six sources of varying quality all stating the same thing.

That image was taken in one of my campaign offices on the night of the election.

I am the President of the United States, and no matter what false evidence you have, that won't change until 2020.

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That image was taken in one of my campaign offices on the night of the election.

I am the President of the United States, and no matter what false evidence you have, that won't change until 2020.

 

On the contrary I believe you to be a mental patient who has escaped from his carer and is living out one of his ridiculous fantasies on a stolen laptop for as long as he can until he is found and returned to the center and given his proper medication. You have provided no verifiable evidence in response to my rather significant amount, and have on numerous occasions simply stated that I am wrong without any given reason.

 

I will be reporting this thread for false advertising and misinformation. I bid you good day.

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On the contrary I believe you to be a mental patient who has escaped from his carer and is living out one of his ridiculous fantasies on a stolen laptop for as long as he can until he is found and returned to the center and given his proper medication. You have provided no verifiable evidence in response to my rather significant amount, and have on numerous occasions simply stated that I am wrong without any given reason.

 

I will be reporting this thread for false advertising and misinformation. I bid you good day.

Well, I am glad we both agree that there's a mental patient in this forum, because you clearly are insane.

And I am reporting you for harassment.

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Mr. President.  Do you have a favorite fantasy novel?  If so, could you tell me what it is and what you like about it?  Also, are there any fantasy / fictional movies or novels that you and the First Lady and Vice President enjoy together?

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