BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Godzilla seems to have retreated, but considering what time of year it is, we’re pretty sure he’ll be back. Soon. We’ve been lucky so far. Godzilla has only appeared in low traffic sections of the site, but that luck is bound to run out, and in the wake of evilfusion’s retirement, the mod team is ill-equipped to combat, incapacitate, or otherwise negotiate with a 100 meter, nuclear powered Kaiju. So this is our call for assistance. If anyone has any ideas, or the capability to help us deal with Godzilla, we could use all the help we can get. I’ve personally gotten ahold of some old friends on /m/ to see if we can’t get some version of mechagodzilla up and running, but I doubt it will be ready in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 You have the military might of the United States of America at your disposal, my friend. We will not stand for any form of terrorism and mass destruction, regardless of how sentient the one carrying out such acts might be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 You have the military might of the United States of America at your disposal, my friend.We will not stand for any form of terrorism and mass destruction, regardless of how sentient the one carrying out such acts might be.I thought Trump was the president. You don’t look like a cheeto last I checked. Still, bring all the materiel you’ve got. Maybe some of those handy dandy domestic terrorists too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I thought Trump was the president. You don’t look like a cheeto last I checked. Still, bring all the materiel you’ve got. Maybe some of those handy dandy domestic terrorists too.People keep saying Trump is the president. I have no idea what they are talking about. Last I checked, he got trumped (pun completely intended) in the primaries last year and went back to his gold-colored tower to sulk. He mainly uses his absurdly large social media presence to antagonize nations and stir up racial troubles. Meanwhile, I have to clean up the messes that he keeps causing. I am honestly considering finding something I can charge him with so I can place him in some sort of custody. Anyways, I am currently at war with the Islamic Caliphate Organization, but I can spare you whatever you might need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Just get a giant robot ninja to stuff a giant watermelon in his mouth and slice off his head. But if your desperate, just take my spoopy army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Just get a giant robot ninja to stuff a giant watermelon in his mouth and slice off his head. But if your desperate, just take my spoopy armyWhy not both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I got an idea! What if we take YCM, and push it somewhere else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I got an idea! What if we take YCM, and push it somewhere else!Got anything big enough to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
👀 REP 👀 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Got anything big enough to do that?We can ask Godzilla to do it. Godzilla's big enough right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 We can ask Godzilla to do it. Godzilla's big enough right?Does anyone speak Kaiju? Or know how to teach english? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Anyone have lots of fish? I hear that’s supposed to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauvache Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I got an idea! What if we take YCM, and push it somewhere else! Got anything big enough to do that?Why do you think size is required for this? If you ask nicely perhaps I could...Ah, but where's the fun in that. I may step in if I feel our lovely event is threatened...However I am quite excited to see the ingenuity of YCM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 So, I just got off the phone with NASA.If we give them a few hundred billion dollars and about a decade of time to work on the problem and do their studies, they might be able to trick Godzilla into climbing inside of a rocket large enough to blast him into the sun, assuming he doesn't just blow up the rocket first.But I don't think that's a feasible option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 What if we just got a bigger Kaiju to fight Godzilla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 What if we just got a bigger Kaiju to fight Godzilla?I actually was just talking a little while ago with my good friend Shinzo Abe across the pond about this problem.Apparently, they've got some big old robot version of Godzilla called "Project Kiryu" that they might be willing to lend us for this exercise.It's human-operated, and chocked full of weapons, including some that might be able to take down the big lizard once and for all.But they haven't proven it yet in actual combat. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I actually was just talking a little while ago with my good friend Shinzo Abe across the pond about this problem.Apparently, they've got some big old robot version of Godzilla called "Project Kiryu" that they might be willing to lend us for this exercise.It's human-operated, and chocked full of weapons, including some that might be able to take down the big lizard once and for all.But they haven't proven it yet in actual combat. Thoughts?I’ve got some guys from /m/ working on activating it as we speak. It will probably only be viable as a last resort though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesability Black Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 'raises a paw' I can distracts him by fighting hims. I may be littles, but I zaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I wanna keep him. I've grown to like the big funker. I say we train him to be a weapon of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavius Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 As sad as it is, it almost feels like I am back on Aelion with the news of attacks coming through regarding this 'Kaiju' beast. Anyhow, you mentioned 'nuclear-powered' in regards to this creature. I was under the impression that the effects of nuclear radiation was toxic to mortal beings here as well, so I am--- Wait, this thing IS a Phytonide, it just doesn't have elements of plantlife in its biology! Give me a few hours, I may have something to deal with this Godzilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 idk man I just have cows not fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erma Williams Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Does anyone speak Kaiju? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 That might have to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Shirakawa Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 My, my. It seems you've all forgotten someone. *smirk* I shall take care of Godzilla and any of its associates should it show up again. My Granzon's power should be more than enough to stop them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavius Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 No, you have not been forgotten, but it is always good to have a Plan B-Z for when the worst of the worse happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Shirakawa Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 No, you have not been forgotten, but it is always good to have a Plan B-Z for when the worst of the worse happens. There will be no need for a backup plan if I am the first and only plan. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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