BoJack Horseman Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Yo! I hear fortunes are hot right now! I'm Yasuhiro the Ultimate Clairvoyant. My fortunes are right 30% of the time! That's pretty sick for clairvoyancy! Donations of at least 10000 points would go a long ways towards improving that accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Are you a fraud? IF NOT, PREDICT MY FUTURE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Are you a fraud? IF NOT, PREDICT MY FUTURE!Uuuh.. Not sure you want that.. Your death will be at the hands of a man angrily screaming "Duel! Coward!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 I'm pretty sure Dova is inactive so the chances of him killing me are pretty low. I knew you were a fraud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 I'm pretty sure Dova is inactive so the chances of him killing me are pretty low. I knew you were a fraud.No refunds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfusion Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 TELL ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 I'm curious about my future, but even more curious about how you get your hair to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 TELL ME!You will become a billionaire auto enthusiast. I'm curious about my future, but even more curious about how you get your hair to do that.Uh.. Lotta death today. By Hiyoko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Specifically speaking, I need to know if I'll run into "Heavy" again one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frost King Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 "Go ahead. I'm ready to hear your lies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Clairvoyant? More like charlatan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahlia Hawthorne Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 My, your mere presence has caused these people to fly into rage. I suppose they can't handle the paranormal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Specifically speaking, I need to know if I'll run into "Heavy" again one dayIt is likely! "Go ahead. I'm ready to hear your lies."Hey now.. We will have children with the same woman as one another! Clairvoyant? More like charlatan.Come on, now.. I have 30% accuracy! You will be in a motor vehicle in the near future! My, your mere presence has caused these people to fly into rage. I suppose they can't handle the paranormal. Woah, a fellow believer in the occult! I'm pretty well known in the world of the occult, something of a celebrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesability Black Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 'tilts head to one side in curiosity' What ish an 'a-cult'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 I'll be the judge of this so called fortune telling. Use the cards, my dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 I know your work well bro, and I trust you. Give me my future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Hey Scald is 30% burn and it burns all the time so let's go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 I'll be the judge of this so called fortune telling. Use the cards, my dudeLet's go for one card! The hermit. You must be on your way to attaining enlightenment. I know your work well bro, and I trust you. Give me my future!You will be wed and have a family of 7! Hey Scald is 30% burn and it burns all the time so let's go!You will visit India and be pampered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 I have returned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frost King Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Hey now..We will have children with the same woman as one another! *A crazed smile forms on Gretel's face* "That's your prediction?" *She suddenly begins laughing like a psychopath.* "That's hilarious! You may be the only monster I don't slaughter because I enjoy your ridiculous, over-the-top predictions!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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