Bowser Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 The Great YCM Super Slam "Welcome, welcome, one and all to the YCM SUPER SLAM. I'm Karoopa the Troopa. "And I'm Avery Segull, your host from Ivan Ooze himself," "After three days of building, the Koopa Kingdom has created a fine stadium for people to do battle in!" "It's a beauty alright, and who better to have the first match in the stadium than the Heavyweight Bruiser, the Turtle Tyrant, the King of Koopas. BOOOOOOOOOOOOWSER!" The King Enters "Bwa ha ha ha! The king of Koopas is here to become champion of the ring! I'll take any and all challengers! But first! Heavy! I call you out! Come and wrestle me, if you think your tiny baby body can handle it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Weapons Guy Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 HA! Little turtle thinks he can fight me? Heavy accepts challenge so he can crush tiny baby turtle. https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tf2freakshow/images/2/27/HSG.png/revision/latest?cb=20130209025116 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Why the funk does loops have a pixelated PNG background from google I didn’t realize you couldn’t work a computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauvache Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Bravo bravo, this should be a good show! I approve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 And of course, this event is graciously sponsored by Ivan's Ooze! Come on down to Ooze City! And let's get sticky!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 So, question Koopa. How exactly are we going to wrestle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Looks like we have a excited crowd! Well then, Heavy, how about we test to see if you're heavier than me!! Here comes the Flying Slam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Weapons Guy Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Not only is Heavy heavy, but can fly as well. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGT4x6qTOXM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 GIVE HIM SASHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 You can... fly? I mean, that's nothing! I can fly to!! Bowser is in the Clown car! Is that legal?!?! Technically... we never made rules... so yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Weapons Guy Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Tiny turtle's toy is cute, but how is magic? seismela tremoro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Magic huh? I can do that to! Parappa the Rappa ! Bwa ha ha ha! This summoning spell will be a doozy! Feel the wrath of my Hammer Koop--- Gwah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splendorman Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 ??? Oh! You summoned me? Well, if you're going to make it EASY... NOW THEN... Now I have set out to do what I intended... AH MY~ What an anticlimactic hunt. Silly Bowser, making it so EASY, just pulling me to within range of his jugular. I guess I oversee all his operations now? Can't leave a few lovelies in the lurch just because he botched a summoning spell, now can I? Oh Heavy~ I suppose the first round is yours... I know I was the one who killed Bowser, but you can have the match, dearie~ My gift to you~ Now then... Who else here wants to tussle? Come on, then... I'm ready~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatnissGod Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 If I don't need to be a monster, I'd like to have round at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 BOOOOOOOOOOWSEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT?! You lost to a new contender, one that was NOT in the itinerary of this event mind you, and gave the win to Heavy!! As your main sponsor for this event, this is INCREDIBLY UNSETTLING!! Think he should take another crack at it, boss? ....ahhh, much better. I feel better now, though you'll probably need to hire one of the other Tengu Warriors, cause Avery Segull is out for the rest of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splendorman Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Another crack? Ahahahahahaha... OH, Ivan, you and your minions sure are amusing. Another crack? There IS no cracking for Bowser. Take a look~ Recognize this? It's Bowser's empty shell. Bowser is DEAD~ And his stadium is MINE, Ivan. But enough of you. I have an opponent to tend to. Hello, Hallo. I admire your panache challenging me after seeing me brutalize our turtle friend~ Here... CATCH. I give him credit; Bowser had some FUN TOYS stored here~ LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIN~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frost King Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 "Well then Hansel, another monster is dead. It seems that this stadium negates the unknown magic that seems to protect the monsters from us, meaning that this is probably the only place to take them out. I would fight this dance-crazy monster, but seems like somebody else has challenged him. It seems best just to sit down and watch. Maybe this fuzzball will be able to pull off a miracle and kill the monster for us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauvache Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 *takes a deep breath*SplendormanI'd like to see you in my office.Now.We have much to discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splendorman Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Oh, I WOULD, Mauvy, dearest, but as you may see from this spinning blue shell of death, I am rather OCCUPIED~ ON WITH THE SHOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauvache Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 I am keeping an eye on you; let us see what fun you can whip up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Shirakawa Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 My, my. This is quite interesting. *smirk* I shall be observing this event from the comfort of my Granzon, unless someone believes themselves capable of fighting my creation head-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavius Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 First one Monster now another. This almost mirrors the events I had heard about from last year's gathering of Monsters. The only difference is that it was the natives here that were targeted.And I am not wholly sure I have enough energy left to use my Divine Form without negative consequence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frost King Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 "Now that I think about it, this is more like an all-out-brawl than it is a wrestling event." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser Posted October 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 "Now, now, you didn't think something as simple as dying would stop me, did you, Splendorman?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 BOWSER YOU DAMN BASTARD!!! I'll ask you how the actual hell you were able to come back, but this means our partnership is still going strong now. FANTASTIC!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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